Chapter 0074: Lao Tzu Likes Women
Ye Hao, who was "......squeaking" on the highway, came directly to a sudden brake, hit the side of the road, and then he opened the car door......
Lin Ruyu and Su Qing shrank back in the car a little scared, after Ye Hao got out of the car, he directly opened the door in the back row, and then directly pulled Lin Ruyu out when Lin Ruyu looked at him in horror, although it was said to be pulling, in fact, Ye Hao's right hand had been wrapping around his waist.
At this moment, Lin Ruyu is gone, what is he going to do? What the hell is he doing here? Is he going to make a move to his death on the highway? Or is it that we see through him and then drag ourselves to crash with him? Thinking of this, Lin Ruyu felt cold, and shouted in her heart, how could she be so irrational? It's okay to be irrational, but to break him, sarcastically mock him, and make him angry......
Lin Ruyu closed her eyes in fright, thinking that she might have to crash with this bodyguard Ji Nan next, even if she crashed, she was really afraid of going to hell and walking on a single-plank bridge with this Ji Nan and drinking Meng Po soup...... The cranky Lin Ruyu closed her eyes and didn't see the fate of death coming.
I only felt that my body was light, as if I was being picked up by someone, and then my body leaned back against the car...... Then two thick and warm things blocked his mouth, and the red lips that were tightly pursed in his mouth were drilled into by something as slippery as a snake, Lin Ruyu closed her eyes, thinking in her heart that this man was so disgusting that he even made people die.
However, she felt that the man's breathing in front of her was very rapid, and her own teeth were slowly being torn open under his attack, and then she was holding her tongue...... At this moment, Lin Ruyu was like a thunderbolt and was stunned, because she felt that what had invaded her teeth was a tongue......
If Lin Ruyu, who was struck by lightning, was stunned in place, not refusing or enjoying it, he was just thinking in a daze, this disgusting guy is kissing me?
"Click, click!"
A media RV passed by, and a few clicks sounded, and then continued to roar away.
Lin Ruyu's eyes trembled a few times, and then slowly opened his eyes, and the first time he opened his eyes, he saw a magnified version of his face close in front of his eyes, and the man opened his eyes wide, and his mouth sucked his mouth to his heart's content......
After a long time, Lin Ruyu reacted......
"Ahh
"Smack!"
A scream and a slap sounded, the sound of the slap was very loud, and the screams were endless, Su Qing, who was in the car, listened to these two voices worriedly, she didn't come out, and she didn't know what Ye Hao and Lin Ruyu were doing, only that the two of them went out for a minute, and Ye Hao's shouting voice came out, and a loud slap.
Ye Hao was kissing emotionally, but he encountered a bite of the other party's teeth, which was not painful, and even bleeding, and then a loud slap fell on his face.
Ye Hao covered his face with his left hand, looking at Lin Ruyu a bit like a little resentful woman; Lin Ruyu blushed, glaring at Ye Hao with anger on her face, looking like she couldn't wait to eat Ye Hao.
"Ye Hao, you bastard." Lin Ruyu couldn't help but roar out, and then pushed her knees forward......
Ye Hao jumped out of his back in fear, and then begged for mercy loudly in Lin Ruyu's chase: "This is what you asked me to prove to you, I'm really not a base, did you see it, I was emotionally kissed just now, sister paper, you have to believe me!" And you caused this too, if you hadn't asked me to prove it, nothing like this would have happened. ”
Ye Hao explained while retreating, but no matter how he explained, Lin Ruyu chased Ye Hao like a crazy woman, but fortunately, Lin Ruyu stepped on high heels and did not chase Ye Hao so easily.
Ye Hao can't be said to be wronged! I also secretly blame myself for finding some broken way to prove that I like women? For Mao Bula Su Qing's sister paper? Why did you get into trouble with this tigress......
"Sister paper, this is what you said you want me to prove, you can't chase me anymore, otherwise you will really twist your foot, really, please believe me." Ye Hao waved his hand again and again to stop fighting with Lin Ruyu.
"Oops!" Lin Ruyu chased Ye Hao to the gravel road on the edge of the highway, and was really twisted to his feet......
When he was about to fall, Ye Hao rushed up quickly, and then hugged Lin Ruyu; Lin Ruyu was still angry, and now seeing Ye Hao hugging herself again, she pushed Ye Hao even more angrily, but Ye Hao was so strong, how could she push it.
"Don't hug me, get out!" Lin Ruyu glared at Ye Hao with angry eyes.
"You really don't need my help?" Ye Hao asked a little sneeringly.
"No ...... required"
"Puff ......"
When Ye Hao heard her say that she didn't need it, he let go of his hand directly, Lin Ruyu couldn't stand on the ground and sat on the ground, Lin Ruyu was stunned, this man is like this? He seems to say that he doesn't need it, doesn't he know how to be polite?
Ye Hao waved his hand innocently: "Miss Lin, I've asked!" That's when you told me I didn't need to hold you, so what, fortunately you sat on my feet, otherwise there were so many rocks, and your ass wouldn't have been poked into several holes? Ye Hao said as he moved his feet a few times, Lin Ruyu didn't feel anything if she didn't move, but when she moved, she felt that Ye Hao was teasing her.
Angry, she didn't care that her feet were broken, she rubbed it and stood up, and then pulled Ye Hao's collar with her delicate hands, and snorted coldly: "You dirty man, disgusting man, don't think that if you kiss me, I will let you go to your good friend, don't dream, my mother has money, let you be a widow for the rest of your life." ”
"Also, if anyone says anything about this incident, don't blame me for being ruthless, otherwise you will clean the manure tank at home for me every day in the future!" Lin Ruyu also knew this situation at the moment, and she couldn't help Ye Hao! In addition, when she thought about it carefully, she also felt that Ye Hao could not really be the type of man who liked men.
Because when he was racing before, he kissed him, and he was excited to drive the speed to 360, and now he hugged himself next to the car and kissed himself fiercely.
Thinking of this, Lin Ruyu spit out her saliva, glared at Ye Hao fiercely, and shouted loudly: "Bastard, let you go this time, you should kiss a pig, and dare to do something to the old lady in the future, see if I don't castrate you." After Lin Ruyu finished speaking, she showed a look again, I hate you, you have a good voice.
"Rub! Don't you just kiss normally, you're the culprit, and the culprit is still yourself, as if I want to kiss you, if you didn't force me, I don't want to kiss it, as if someone hasn't brushed their teeth in the morning...... Bah! Ye Hao also made a look of disgust.
It's good that Ye Hao doesn't do this, as soon as he does this, Lin Ruyu has something to say.
"I know! You like men, you don't like women, so you are very disgusted with women's mouths, otherwise why kiss me and then spit? When you kiss a man, you didn't do that, did you? Dirty, disgusting, if you can in this life, I really don't want you to touch my skin for a while, think about you touching me, I'm disgusting. Lin Ruyu also let go, once again revealing her dislike for Ye Hao.
"! Lao Tzu doesn't want to explain anymore, Lao Tzu likes women, don't force me to stage a real hand-to-hand fight on this highway......" Ye Hao glared at Lin Ruyu fiercely, and reminded again: "Hear clearly, I really don't know who that Sanba is, and I'm not Nini, and I declare once again that Lao Tzu likes women." ”
After Ye Hao finished speaking, he ignored Lin Ruyu, who was on his feet, and walked directly to the car, but when he saw Lin Ruyu standing on the gravel road aggrievedly, still stepping on high heels, he turned back indignantly, and then stopped his waist and picked up Lin Ruyu.
Lin Ruyu was about to glare at Ye Hao and say put me down, but at this time, Ye Hao glared at her and said.
"You talk nonsense, believe it or not, I threw you here, although it is a highway, but it is also a barren mountain and a wild mountain, if you don't want to be with ghosts, don't talk nonsense......" Ye Hao didn't give Lin Ruyu a chance to speak after speaking, and directly stuffed Lin Ruyu into the car.
When Ye Hao also got into the car, Su Qing looked at Lin Ruyu with a little confusion and asked, "Sister Yuyu, what's wrong with your feet?" And Brother Ye, what's wrong with your mouth? ”
"How dare I be your brother Ye...... Ye Hao glanced at Su Qing and snorted.
Su Qing's face became embarrassed, because when Ye Hao and Lin Ruyu got out of the car, the man with a magnetic voice called again, and then she knew that the Nini called by the other party was Fang Ni, and then she really found a woman named Fang Ni in Ye Hao's mobile phone, and then she dialed it, and after telling Fang Ni, Fang Ni apologized again and again.
Su Qing only knew at this time that they had misunderstood Ye Hao, and this mobile phone was also given to Ye Hao by the woman named Fang Ni.
"That, Brother Ye, Qingqing knows it's wrong, is it okay for Qingqing to make amends for you......" Su Qing blinked her big aggrieved eyes and looked at Ye Hao and said softly.
"No need! Brother is not angry with you, brother is not like someone, he knows how to think about those dirty things. Ye Hao snorted at Lin Ruyu who was in the rearview mirror.
"Filthy! Xiao Nizi, why do you want to admit your mistakes? Lin Ruyu still snorted, saying that Ye Hao was dirty, but then she asked Su Qing why she confessed her mistake.
"Because...... Because the Nini that person shouted was called Fang Ni, not looking for Brother Ye! It's just that this number was given to Brother Ye by the woman named Fang Ni, so we all misunderstood Brother Ye......" Su Qing lowered her head awkwardly after speaking.
"What? Since you're looking for Fang Ni? Then he is looking for Lao Tzu to do the bird! Ye Hao said speechlessly.
When Lin Ruyu heard Su Qing's words, she was also stunned, but when she heard Ye Hao's words, she also nodded and said, "That's it!" I'm not looking for you, I'm calling to do the birds! Call me, my mother ruined him, give you an iPhone5"
Lin Ruyu's words are equivalent to apologizing to Ye Hao in disguise, but she is a little difficult to speak.
"Nothing to do, be courteous or steal...... Ye Hao glanced at Lin Ruyu and said coldly.
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