There is a family surnamed Xing in the west, with two sons and one adopted daughter. According to the customs of the countryside, the old nature is called Xing Da, and the second child must be called Xing Er, needless to say. This Xing is honest and honest, marrying a wife Liu Cuihua, he is an honest man who keeps his duty. One is one, two is two, and never cheats, cheats, and steals. Liu Cuihua is a straight-hearted person, straightforward, fair, and likes to talk about the word "reason", but she also has a pungent personality, so she can fight unevenly. In addition, she will also order a little medical skill, prick a wool rash or something, and also call people souls, especially children who lose their souls, it is common to be frightened, as long as Liu Cuihua is out, it can be cured 100%. Therefore, Liu Cuihua's prestige among the masses in the West is quite high, as long as she opens her mouth, most people will give her a book. This Xing Er can't do it. There are a lot of eyes, and I like to watch a lively scene. When two people were fighting, he didn't persuade them, and he didn't pull the two apart, but he arched the fire in the two blows of the wind and rumors on the side, until the two people moved their fists and feet, and really fought. borrowed the words of his sister-in-law: "My second child, that's a good-stirring stick." ”

At that time, the production team did not have vehicles such as cars and tractors, so they transported soil and manure to the fields, as well as the harvested grain, all of which were pushed by shoulder-carrying carts. The old man still remembers that there are 140 or 50 members in a production team, not to mention that the collective must have a dozen or so trolleys. In the middle of this trolley there is a wooden row to protect the rubber wheels, and on one side is a basket made of purple locust strips to hold the things transported. Generally, from the village to the ground, a push and pull two people. Most of them are a female member pulling a trolley in front and a male member pushing in the back. In general, a cart pushes about 500 catties of soil and miscellaneous fertilizer. Many people have brothers and sisters in the same car, and there are also two people in the same car. Basically, it is a combination of men and women, and I don't get tired of working. Xing Er's body is thin and thin, although he is in his early twenties, his body is not as strong as other peers. He pushes the trolley, and needs to be matched with a strong female member, otherwise, the steep slope of Zhuangxitou cannot be pushed up. Past. The captain of the production team arranged for a tall girl to coax Xing to help him. Hong Xingli is strong and strong. It's just that the heart eye is slower, not as fast as the heart eye of other girls.

On this day, when he pushed back to the west mountain, Xing Er heard the bell ringing, so he hurriedly ran from his home to the club to grab the car. There are more cars, and there must be good and bad ones. Hong Xing's family lives in the community, she has already snatched the best car in her hand, Xing Er instructed her: "You load the car slowly first, I will go to the toilet and come back soon." He didn't come back for most of the day, and the other people loaded the car, pushed and pulled it onto the road, and Hong Xing had already filled the car here. But Xing Er on the left is gone, and Xing Er on the right is not coming. The angry Hong Xing scolded: "and swim in the pit, these kung fu should be finished." She threw the iron mill to the ground. Strode towards Xing Er's house to find Xing Er. When I entered the house, Xing Er was leaning on the firewood stack in his house, basking in the sun with his eyes, and the angry Hong Xing went over to grab his ear and shouted: "My ancestor Xing, people can push the front of the car and leave, you are still sleeping here, and you are not afraid of oversleeping and dying directly." ”

Xing Er hurriedly asked, "Are you full of dissatisfaction?" ”

Hong Xing said: "The two baskets are full. ”

"You're stupid. Less decoration is not pushed. What is a familiar road? I don't even understand this, no wonder I can't get married. I said why no one told you about your in-laws, it turned out that you were lacking in heart. It's good now, it's up to me. Let's go, let go, let go. If you don't let go of my ears, you can get married. ”

"Wow, you dare to scold me, go home and sue your father, and break your dog's legs." Hong Xing let go of the hand that was pulling Xing Er's ear. Just run home. As soon as Hong Xing mentioned her father, Xing Er broke out in a cold sweat. Hurriedly jumped to his feet. hurriedly caught up with Hong Xing, stretched out his arms in front of her, blocked her way, and begged: "My good sister Hong Xing, spare my brother this time, don't go home and cry black, your father can really break my legs." He stretched out his hand and grabbed Hong Xing's arm: "Go to the cart, don't call the people who came back to pick up the cheap, you loaded the car for nothing." Hong Xing no longer insisted, and the two of them hurried back to the club, and Xing Er took down a lot of the car filled with Hong Xing. Put the iron mill on the cart, push the cart, and trot all the way, chasing the people in front of the cart.

Why did Hong Xing mention his father and mother, and Xing Er was frightened? It turned out that Hong Xing's father, the county magistrate of Hong, had the ancestral skill of killing livestock, had tuberculosis for many years, was the child of revolutionary martyrs, and even red and hard with illness, and the whole West Kidnapper was the master that everyone feared, and he dared to fight with you with a knife when he was in a hurry. According to his own words, it is better to die in a battle if he can't breathe every day, he has this mentality, who dares to provoke him? Besides, Hong Xing's mother is even more powerful, the child of two martyrs, known as the "old revolutionary", more than one meter tall, and a baby face. Zhu Ru's figure. Send intelligence for the birth and death of the revolution. It is a wise and brave person with a knife on his neck, his face does not change color, and his heart does not beat. She always carries a wooden pole more than half a meter long with her, and knocks anyone who doesn't like her. For example, when other members hoe the ground, she can't carry the hoe, so she follows the crowd of people who hoe the ground to check the quality. Her official position is a member of the Poor Association of the Team Committee, which is a well-known official position, although the position is not high, and the team members are the same, but she has the right to veto every matter discussed in the team committee. Because she represented the fundamental interests of the poor middle peasants of the whole team, it was very popular at that time. Therefore, the whole team is afraid of her. Hong Xing is the eldest daughter of his two sons, and she is also a piece of his family's heart. This eldest daughter lacks heart and eyes, and is not as smart and lively as the second daughter Lu Xing. The old couple was afraid that outsiders would bully their daughter, and the men outside wanted to take advantage of her from time to time. If you play too much, what should you do if you have a child? Who's it? At that point, no one will admit it. Having children before marriage is a big taboo. As long as Hong Xing goes home and says, her father and mother will definitely go to someone to settle the account, and at least beat and scold, or on the grounds of molesting the descendants of revolutionary martyrs, report to the Revolutionary Committee of the Commune, and let him parade through the streets of the villages of the commune, wearing a counter-revolutionary paper hat with a white peak, tying his hands with a rope, and then calling the Red Guards to lead the parade to the public. Tossing to death like this, you say, who dares to approach Hong Xing's body? Don't even dare to make a joke. Only Xing Er and Hong Xing work in a small car, and the two are basically inseparable every day, so Xing Er occasionally quarrels with her, it doesn't matter, after a long time, joking with Hong Xing has become Xing Er's patent.

The two of them pushed and pulled out of the social field, and hurried to the west slope. The land that was sent today is a mountain area behind the West Mountain, called Guantai. To send the cart to the ground, you must first go up a steep slope, called Hutong slope, on both sides is the same slope as the wall, a big ditch formed by the flood for many years, every time the person who pushes the cart arrives here, whether it is the one who pushes the trolley or pulls the trolley, the two of them are full of strength, and strive to push up the steep slope in one breath, if you can't push it up in one breath, it will be miserable. It was extremely dangerous to go backwards, and the car did not brake. The two of them couldn't control the regression, so they could only retreat faster and faster, and in the end, the car overturned and injured people. Xing Er thought that he had little cargo today, relaxed his vigilance, did not accelerate in advance, and caused the car to stop half a meter away from the top of the slope, he tried his best here, leaned forward almost thirty degrees, obliquely stopped forward, and pushed up with all his strength, the green tendons on his neck were exposed, his face was purple, he was panting, and he resisted the car hard to prevent it from going backwards. Hong Xing's side was even more so, as soon as she found that the car stopped and didn't leave, she knew that something bad was going to happen, and she was even more aware of the consequences of reversing the car and overturning people. So she also tried her best to pull the rope tightly, but she didn't dare to let go. Xing Er shouted with all his strength behind him: "Hong Xing, pull hard." ”

Hong Xing heard Xing Er's eager and desperate shouts, exerted her strength to feed, and pulled forward with all her might, only to hear the sound of "slap", and the red cloth pants belt tied around her waist was broken in two. The blue ground and white flower coarse cloth pants worn on the body fell to the ground. In the past, the society was poor, and both the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law wore a pair of fat pants, and they didn't like to wear pants inside. Hong Xing's whole lower body was slippery, she wanted to bend down and lift her pants, but she was afraid that the car would go backwards and hurt Xing Er, don't lift her pants, it's not a matter to be bare, Xing Er saw Hong Xing's lower body clearly behind her. It's not good to hold on so hard, the moment when the two of them are exhausted, for the sake of insurance, Xing Er shouted at Hong Xing: "Slowly, little by little, fall back." Hong Xing followed Xing Er's instructions, little by little, Xing Er tilted his body, turned the direction of the car, and let it slowly slide back sideways, not much effort to reach the south slope. A big crisis has finally been resolved. Hong Xing turned around and saw the handlebar firmly inserted into the soil on the south slope, knowing that the danger had been removed, she hurriedly loosened the rope, quickly lifted her pants to her waist with both hands, walked to the car, and asked Xing Er with concern: "Didn't hurt you?" ”

Xing Er saw Hong Xing's two handbags, and he had a bad heart, he wanted to try Hong Xing's white ass and thighs, which one is more slippery than Duo'er? Which feels better? He pretended to have a painful expression and said hurriedly, "Ouch, I'm holding my feet!" Hong Xing quickly lifted the handlebar with both hands. ”

Hong Xing didn't know what to do, so she hurriedly lifted the handlebar with both hands, and as soon as her hand was loosened, her pants fell to the ground again, Xing Er took the opportunity to close her eyes, and touched Hong Xing's waist down with her hand, from the buttocks, thighs and calves to the feet and necks, and the mouth was still stained: "It's so slippery, it's much stronger than Duo'er." ”

Hong Xing's heart came slowly, but she Bi Jing was a sixteen big girl, Xing Er touched her lower body, she also felt shy, so she let go of the handlebars, bent down and lifted her pants and scolded Xing Er: "Bad heart, go home and tell your father, break your dog's legs." When Xing Er heard Hong Xing say this, he suddenly woke up from his confusion, and made a strong argument: "I touched the handlebar, didn't you see my feet pressed under the car, and I cried with my eyes closed in pain?" "Hong Xing doesn't believe it, you are crying, why don't you see tears? Xing Er said: "My feet hurt and I forgot to cry, this is called dry pain, if I don't believe it, let's ask Duo'er." She's the fairest, do you dare to ask Doer? As he spoke, he picked up Hong Xing's belt, tied a dead knot and handed it to Hong Xing, and asked her to tie the belt.

Duo'er is the adopted daughter of the Xing family since childhood, and she entered the Xing family from a few months old, and his father and mother are two people named Huazi who ask for food, and they can't afford to raise a child, so they have to give her to the Xing family as an adopted daughter. The old couple of the Xing family, who is also Xing's second father, originally planned to give this adopted daughter to Xing Er as a daughter-in-law, so Duo'er has been inseparable from Xing Er since childhood. Growing up together, even sleeping and playing small are in a bed. The old couple of the Xing family married Liu Cuihua from the neighboring village to Xing Da before they died a few years ago. Half a year later, the family was separated, and when the two old people passed away, Xing Er and Duo'er formed a small family. Say that he is Xing Er's daughter-in-law, the two are not married, say that it is not Xing Er's daughter-in-law, even more wrong, the two are still sleeping on a kang until now, Duo'er is timid, every night, when she hears the squeaky sound of a mouse, she trembles with fright, and she arches into Xing Er's quilt before falling asleep. Xing Er is the same, he has been used to sleeping under a quilt with Duo'er since he was a child, and he can't sleep well without hugging her. However, although the two have slept together for many years, there is no such thing as husband and wife, why? A man and a woman hug each other, who believes that kind of thing? But facts speak louder than eloquence, Duo'er is a stone girl, and the reproductive organs of the woman on her body are not complete, so she can't become a husband and wife.

In the past, babies had no toys, no current crotch and the like to lure young children, no toys, young mothers like to use their hands to support the lower part of their Ru room, with their hands to gently arch up and loosen the Ru room, so that the Ru room in the clothes up and down, shouting: "Little rabbit, little rabbit." The baby mistakenly thought that there was a little rabbit in his mother's arms, so he reached out to catch it, and went to pick up his mother's shirt to find the little rabbit that his mother said, and over time, the young woman's Ru room was called "little rabbit", which is a local saying, and outsiders do not understand, Xing Er has been sleeping with Duo'er's rabbit since he was a child, and it has become an old habit for more than ten years.

Duo'er didn't go to work today, and Xing Er's second trip was due to the fact that the first trip was delayed on a steep slope and the time was urgent. At twelve o'clock at noon, Xing Er didn't go home to eat, Duo'er put the rice in the cauldron and heated it, so she came out of the house, looked at the intersection of Zhuangxi, and saw Xing Er and Hong Xing coming from the avenue from a distance. ”

Xing Er hurriedly sly: "I closed my eyes and touched the handlebar, this is a pure misunderstanding." As soon as Duo'er heard that her brother was in trouble, Hong Xing said that when she went home, there must be a big incident upside down, and the county magistrate Hong and the old revolutionary must not spare Xing Er, Duo'er thought in her heart: It's better to stabilize Hong Xing first, and then say, fooling around for a while is a while, as long as three or two hours pass, Hong Xing's mind is muddy, and it may be impossible to forget about it. At that moment, Duo'er made up her mind, and she said to Hong Xing: "Yo, Sister Xing, what's the hurry, go home and complain, and don't care about the work of this time and a half." I'm at home with scrambled eggs with sprouts and shallots, and a plate of yellow and fragrant dishes is waiting for you. In addition, the fried soup just stalled, a roll of sprouts and green onions, the taste in your mouth, you take a small bite, and you will not forget it in your life. ”

As soon as Hong Xing heard what Duo'er said was so delicious, she immediately threw the matter of touching her legs out of the clouds, jumped up and followed behind Duo'er, and went straight to Xing Er's house. Sure enough, as Duo'er said, a plate of fragrant scrambled eggs with sprouts and shallots was placed on the small dining table of Xing Er's family, next to which was a small rice basket with wicker bias, which contained more than a dozen freshly stalled pancakes. Hong Xing was not polite, she sat on the maza at the table, holding a fried bun in her left hand and chopsticks in her right hand. Xing Er also wanted to sit down to eat, but his buttocks were not next to Maza's side, and his ears had already been grabbed by Duo'er, who pulled him out of the door, and asked him with a smile: "Which of us is more slippery?" I can't say it, but I want to eat. ”

Xing Er struggled hard to break free of Duo'er's hand, and said, "Of course, Hong Xing's body is more slippery. ”

Duo'er stomped her feet and said, "Wow, didn't you just say that you touched the handlebars with your eyes closed?" Where's her big girl ass? That's a tiger's ass can't be touched! I poked the hornet's nest and pretended to be idle here, and in the afternoon or evening you just waited for the street to wear a top hat. People say that they are bold, and this is true. ”

Xing Er was immediately shocked, his legs trembled, and cold sweat trickled down his neck. He pleaded with a weeping voice; "I'll kneel down for you and save my brother, if my brother really becomes a black four-class, and wears a high hat every day to parade through the streets, not to mention that he can't earn work, how can you live by yourself? It's all my fault, trying to take advantage of others, and breaking through such a catastrophe, if you don't save me, I'm going to die. ”

Duo'er said: "You are self-inflicted, you can't complain about others, I'll try." Resigned. I hope you can turn evil into good fortune and avoid this catastrophe. After that, Duo'er entered the house and sat in front of Hong Xing and asked her, "Are the sprouts and onions noisy eggs delicious?" ”

Hong Xing is a foodie, so she ate a bowl of scrambled eggs at this time, burped, and said that it was delicious and delicious. Duo'er comforted her: "If this dish is delicious, sister, I will often cook it for you." But there is one thing, you have to promise me, today Xing Second Brother touched the handlebar, you can't go home to tell your father, do you think, if Xing Second Brother is really in prison, who will play with you every day? You don't need to be pulled by others. ”

After listening to Duo'er's enlightenment, Hong Xing was a little enlightened, nodded and promised Duo'er, don't tell outsiders about today's events.

Xing Er added a sentence: "If you say it, no one will marry you again, and you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life." ”

Hong Xing said: "It doesn't matter if no one marries me, you marry me, anyway, you have touched me, if you don't marry me, I will sue you and put you in prison." "It's good now, Xing Er burned incense to introduce ghosts, and said it in one sentence, but it didn't work, but it played a bad role, and he inadvertently reminded Hong Xing and asked Hong Xing to rely on.

Duo'er saw that things were not good, so she quickly changed the topic: "I said Sister Hong Xing, who to marry, let's not be in a hurry to settle down first, maybe there is an officer who is a soldier who looks at your beauty, if you don't marry you to be an officer's wife, when you get to the barracks, put on a female military uniform, how majestic it is, much stronger than Xing Erke, how about I introduce you to my sister if you have a chance?" ”

Hong Xing jumped her feet and clapped her hands, and hurriedly said okay, her face was flushed, but her kung fu was not big and she had a fever, she lowered her head and said: "Although the officer is good, but people don't look down on me 100%, I still marry Xing Er, I can't fly high or fall." Honest people do honest things. I can't do the buying and selling of high branches. "Look at the circle and turn back, Duo'er had to change the topic and go around Hong Xing again.

"I said Xingmei, you have to be prepared to get married, are you ready?" Hong Xing asked suspiciously: "Do you still have to be prepared to get married?" I haven't heard of it. ”

"Your mother didn't teach you?" Duo'er pretended to be surprised and leaned over to Hong Xing's ear, and said mysteriously: "It's bad, your mother has missed your life's events, didn't she teach you kung fu in bed?" ”

"No wow." Hong Xing replied.

"Come into the house, I'll try to show you." Duo'er led Hong Xing into the house. Let her lie on her back with her face to the sky, she pressed Hong Xing's stomach with one knee herself, and Hong Xing's arsenic teeth cracked her mouth, and she called out again and again: "It hurts, my stomach hurts." ”

Duo'er said: "It's right, you haven't practiced kung fu in bed, of course it hurts." A man of normal weight, generally more than 100 pounds, is all on you. When you get married, you have to sleep on top of you every night, can your stomach hold it? I can't even hold one knee, and I don't dare to marry without practicing kung fu in bed for three years. ”

Hong Xing got up and hurriedly asked, "How to practice, you teach me quickly." Doll pointed to a large bag of beans on the edge of the pit and said, "See?" I just practiced with it, and I haven't been able to practice it for more than three years. She asked Hong Xing to lie down again, and she lifted the bag of beans and pressed it on Hong Xing's stomach, which made Hong Xing's face flushed, and she sweated after a while. Duo'er asked Hong Xing to roll in, and the bean bag naturally fell on the kang. Duo'er instructed Hongxing to let her practice secretly at night and work during the day, which could not be known to anyone. This is the Xing family's unique skill, and it is not taught to outsiders. Sent away Hong Xing, Duo'er didn't care about eating, ran to Xing's house in broken steps, and whispered in the ear of his sister-in-law Liu Cuihua, so arranged. Liu Cuihua nodded vigorously.

Besides, Hong Xing, when she got home at noon, she didn't say anything, and first put a bag of beans in her pocket and put it on the edge of her bed. The old revolutionary felt strange and stepped forward to ask her: "Xing, what are you doing?" Hong Xing didn't answer, turned around and lay on the bed, put the bean bag on her stomach, held it with both hands, closed her eyes, and concentrated on practicing. The old revolutionary knocked on the bean bag on Hong Xing's body with the wooden pole she was inseparable from, and asked loudly: "Ask you, why are you deaf?" ”

Hong Xing replied impatiently: "I'm learning to practice kung fu in bed with Duo'er, if you don't teach me, you're missing my life's events." No wonder no one married me, but it turned out that you didn't teach me to learn kung fu in bed, I don't know what kind of heart you have? You want me to be an old girl for a lifetime. ”

The old revolutionary wanted to fight Hong Xing, but changed his mind again. The daughter was born with this virtue, and the bones she was born with grew flesh, and she couldn't be smart even after a few hits. She has a head and a debtor, even if Duo'er is playing tricks on her, then go to Duo'er to settle accounts. If you don't understand what's going on, Xing Duoer, I told you to walk around without eating, dare to play my family Hong Xing, hum! She carried the wooden pole, came to Duo'er to ask for guilt, entered the Xing's compound, listened to no movement, and went straight into the house, and saw that Duo'er was also the same as Hong Xing, lying on her back on the kang, with a bag of beans pressed on her body, tired and sweating, and was practicing. She wondered, where did this demonic wind come from, what kind of kung fu did she practice in bed, isn't this nonsense? She is from the past, and she has heard some prostitute skills, and she doesn't practice kung fu in bed like this. She tapped the bean bag on Duo'er's body with a wooden pole: "Hey, hey, wake up, pretend to be a ghost, who did you learn from?" Tell me honestly, save yourself the pain of eating the flesh and skin, and don't forget that this is the era of the dictatorship of the proletariat. ”

Duo'er rolled sideways, turned the bean bag over on the kang, got up and said, "It was my sister-in-law who taught me, I can't get married if I don't practice well, and no one wants to wow." ”

"Net nonsense. There is no one in the world who practices like this. Who taught your sister-in-law? ”

"My mother, she was also going to teach me, but before she could teach me, her old man went down to enjoy happiness."

The old revolutionary listened to Doer's narration. Take it with a pinch of salt. Don't bother with Doll anymore. turned around and went straight to Xing's family, and asked Liu Cuihua in person: "I said Xing's family, you taught her Duo'er's kung fu in bed?" Where did you learn these crooked ramps? You must know that misleading people's children, misleading the public, charming people's hearts, and sinning are not good. ”

Liu Cuihua said: "What you said is really scary. She slapped a large bag of beans on the side of her kang with her hand: "I'm not practicing either, my mother-in-law personally passed it on to me." It's the Xing family's unique stunt, and it can't be wrong. ”

The old revolutionary didn't listen to Liu Cuihua and continued, and turned around and walked out of the Xing family. On the way home, she muttered in her heart, is there really such a kung fu in the world?

Liu Cuihua watched the old revolutionary walk out of his house. Finally fooled around this time. Lies are no substitute for facts. She has been married to Xing Da for four or five years, but she has never given birth to a son and a half daughter to the Xing family, looking at her mediocre belly, she sighed, what can she do to make this belly bulge?