Chapter 9 "Helping the Mother Become a Phoenix" Step 2

For the movie "My Sassy Girlfriend", many friends who like Korean movies should know that it is based on a popular web novel, directed by Kwak Jae-yong, Cha Tae-hyun and Jun Ji-hyun play the male and female protagonists respectively. The film caused a sensation as soon as it was screened, and many young men and women poured into the cinema, and not only that, the film sparked a movie-watching boom in China, Japan and other countries, and caused a far-reaching impact in the entire Asian region, setting off a wave of "barbarism".

Cui Zhenlong was very impressed by this movie, when it was released in China, he happened to be in college, and was dragged into the cinema by several second-class people in the same dormitory to watch it, and then, you know, this film completely modified the concept of mate selection of this product, so that he was determined to find his own savage girlfriend, and finally he really found it, and lived happily in the "dire water" from then on, until his soul pierced to South Korea.

Now Choi Jin-ryong is aiming at the novel of the same name of this movie, as long as he writes it, and then with the help of the power of the movie, he can make Park so-hui an instant hit and make a lot of money. This is the second and most difficult step of his plan to "help the mother become a phoenix", and there are still many problems to be solved in order to achieve that effect.

Now a strict problem in front of Cui Zhenlong is how to let his mother write the novel, although this thing remembers the storyline of this movie, and some of the classic quotations are also recorded in his "Memo of the Traverser", but let Park Xiuhui write the book according to her own logic, this is the problem. You can't tell her: Your son, I have a good story in my head now, I'll frame it for you and you write it.

If he dared to say this, it would be strange if he was not smoked. "It seems that we still have to rely on a roundabout and gradual strategy" Looking at the couple who were laughing and scolding, Cui Zhenlong thought silently.

"Oh Mom!" Cui Zhenlong shouted, "Nima, it's really when I don't save it", this thing will never admit that he did this because he saw Cui Gengyou and his wife rolling the sheets very high, and he himself was jealous.

With Cui Zhenlong's voice, a very happy picture appeared in the room, like a TV picture frozen, the two couples froze there in a woman-on-man posture, and then like a fast-forward playback, the two restored to Ben's back-to-bedside posture at an unprecedented speed, but at this moment Choi Geng-woo's face was full of embarrassment, and Park so-hye put her head deep under her and began to pretend to be an ostrich.

"Ahem~~ Why haven't you left yet?" Cui Gengyou tried to put on a straight face and pretended to be stern and asked.

"I haven't achieved my goal yet, so why should I leave? I'm really consumed today, and I won't give up until I reach my goal," Cui Zhenlong complained secretly.

"Oh Mom, when you knew Abba, would you beat him like this?"

"What's going on with you kid today? Keep asking these weird questions? Park so-hui has not yet broken free from the shyness just now, so she is reluctant to answer this question.

"Well~~ That's it, there's a male classmate in the class who has a girlfriend." Cui Zhenlong's goods began to use classmates to top the tank again.

"Omo, I got a girlfriend at such a young age," Park so-hui sighed.

"But his girlfriend is so fierce, she always punches and kicks that male classmate, I'm so distressed now, if I find a girl like this as a wife in the future, then I'm not miserable?"

Park Xiuhui played Cui Zhenlong's brain, and said angrily: "How old are you, now worry about this." "This kid is too precocious.

Covering his head, Cui Zhenlong puffed up his bun face and continued to ask: "Abba, what would you do if your mother beat you but it didn't hurt?" ”

"That must be pretending to hurt," Cui Gengyou replied without thinking.

"What if it hurts?"

"Then pretend it's okay."

Damn, at this moment, Cui Zhenlong feels that he admires Cui Gengyou very much, it turns out that there is a big boss hidden next to him, and he is completely at the level of a saint, no wonder he can take down the talented and beautiful beauty of Park Xiuhui, it seems that he will have to ask more about the skills of picking up girls in the future.

Since Cui Gengyou cooperated so tacitly today, then let's continue to ask, "Then Abba, if a girl wants to find a boy who is in class to come out, but this class is very important, then what reason should she use to ask his teacher for leave?" ”

"It's very simple, that girl just needs to tell the teacher that she is pregnant, and ask the boy to accompany her for prenatal checkup. You've used this trick before. "Wow, I didn't expect to hear this kind of revelation in Cui Gengyou's mouth, and now Cui Zhenlong is even more confident.

"Oh Mom, if a guy and a girl go to a café and the guy says they want to drink Coke, what will the girl do?"

"Of course, it's two cups of coffee, how can there be any reason to go to a café and drink Coke?!" Park so-hye also began to be brought into Choi Jin-ryong's problem list.

"What if a boy and a girl are standing by the river, and suddenly the girl wants to know how deep the river is?"

"Find a rock and throw it down"

"And what if there are no stones?"

"Push that boy down and test him to the depths."

Seeing that Park Xiuhui's answer was taken for granted, Cui Zhenlong found out that his mother was a realistic version of his savage girlfriend, and his ideas were so strange, but it was okay like this, and now he is even more energetic.

"Oh Mom, it's still those two boys and girls, if they go out for a walk one day, but that girl wears a new pair of high heels, but it doesn't fit well, and there are no shoe stores around and no one else, what should this girl do?"

"It's simple, let the boy take off his shoes and put them on himself, this is the time for the boy to show his gentlemanly demeanor."

"In this case, the boy will not have shoes to wear, so pitiful."

"It wouldn't be nice to let him wear girls' high heels."

Cui Zhenlong didn't know if it was his own delusion, when Park Xiuhui answered the question just now, he felt that Cui Gengyou's body was obviously stiff, and he wiped the sweat on his forehead, is it so hot? It's winter.

"Abba, what if..."

"Ah, where did you get so many ifs and so many questions today?!" Choi Gengyou asked loudly.

"Just one last question, I promise" Cui Zhenlong raised his small hand and made an oath gesture.

"It's the last one, and I'll go back to sleep after asking."

"Well~~ If that girl is very beautiful, she is the type that the boy likes, but this girl is very violent and often punches and kicks the boy, but then the boy knows that the girl became like this because of the previous love blow, so if Abba you are this boy, will you make up your mind to treat her pain? There is a restriction here, if you choose to go for treatment, you have to live a very cheap life under the condition of being beaten and scolded. ”

"Is this~~" Cui Gengyou hesitated, but when he saw his wife's expectant expression, he looked at her gently and said, "I will!" In order to treat the girl I love so much, don't say that I live a life of being beaten and scolded every day, even if I have to go up the knife mountain and go down the sea of fire every day. The more Park so-hye listened to what her husband said, the brighter her eyes became, and finally turned into a strong love.

Seeing that the couple only had each other's eyes in their eyes, Cui Zhenlong knew that it was time for him to leave, and if he didn't leave, he was afraid that he would be blamed to death by this wonderful couple, and he would definitely not have a good life in the future. Generally speaking, the second step of Cui Zhenlong's "Helping Mother Become a Phoenix" "Determining the Theme" can be regarded as basically achieved, although the process is a bit tortuous.

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Early the next morning, Park Xiuhui appeared in front of the whole family with a ruddy face and high spirits, followed by Cui Gengyou, who was in poor spirits and looked overworked. "hoho~~ This is called 'only tired cows, no ploughed fields'" Cui Zhenlong, who guessed the reason, showed a wicked smile, he really wanted to go up and pat Cui Gengyou's shoulder now, and said to him seriously: "The young man paper should be more leisurely, and the days will be long in the future, everything will be harmful if it is excessive!" ”