"Zhang Feng, are you a boy? Please answer. Li Yuke finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he didn't need to endure it anymore.

Zhang Feng sat on the ground outside the runway and said, "A few of you should listen to me tell a story first: It is said that a long, long time ago, at noon, the sky was drizzling, and there was still a small wind. ”

"On a large beach, a large group of twelve or thirteen-year-old girls in raincoats of different colors were collecting shells on the beach, when suddenly the bodies of men in their thirties washed up on the beach from the depths of the sea with the waves."

Zhou Yali, Li Yuke and other women exclaimed in unison, Zhang Feng smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, it's not a horror story, it's a love story, it's very touching!" So please prepare handkerchiefs to wipe your tears. ”

Zhang Feng waited for Zhou Yali and the girls to 'cut' and then said: "The first little girl in this group of little girls wearing raincoats of different colors to pick up shells passed by this male corpse, indifferent, she shook her head and went to pick up shells. When the second little girl passed by the male corpse, she took off the raincoat she was wearing and put it on the male corpse. ”

But the little girl had barely walked far past the male corpse when the raincoat she had put on the male corpse was blown away into the sea by the wind. The third little girl who passed by the male corpse also took off the raincoat she was wearing and put it on the male corpse, and not long after she walked past the male corpse, the raincoat she covered the male corpse was also blown away into the sea by the wind. ”

"In this way, some of the little girls in this group of little girls wearing raincoats of different colors to pick up shells directly ignored the male corpse, and walked naturally past the male corpse, of course, there were also many little girls who took off their raincoats and put them on the male corpse, although the raincoat was blown away by the wind in the sea after a while, but it was finally the rain that covered the male corpse for a while."

Zhang Feng looked at Zhou Yali and the other women, who were already with tears in their eyes, and said, "This climax hasn't reached yet, you're all about to cry, or don't talk about it?" Zhou Yali and the other women were furious.

Zhang Feng made a surrender and continued: "In the blink of an eye, there are only three people left in this group of little girls who are picking up shells. When the penultimate little girl passed by the man's corpse, she wanted to dig a sand pit and bury the man's body, but when she was halfway through the digging, the penultimate little girl came and took the little girl away, for the two little girls belonged to the same village. ”

The penultimate little girl couldn't stop her from being pulled by the little girl from the same village, so she left. The last of the remaining little girls dug a sand pit alone and buried the man's body. ”

"Is this the end of it, what are you telling this story? There is no meaning. Li Yuke, squad leader Li, first said disdainfully.

Zhang Feng looked at Zhou Yali and the other women, although they didn't speak, but judging from Zhou Yali's expressions, they also felt that this story was not interesting.

So Zhang Feng said: "What I want to say next is that the male corpse should be my Zhang Feng's previous life." And Xiao Qiong, Xiao Jia, Xiao Ying, and Sister Li and Sister Hua from Jiucheng, or add Xiao Yu and Xiao Jing in one of your reincarnations, they should be one of the little girls who have given me a raincoat. ”

'Woo woo woo woo ......' Cheng Yujia, Li Qiongqiong, Nie Yiying, Liu Meiyu, and Liu Meijing, who were finally coaxed and sad by Dr. Zhang, all gathered around Zhang Feng and cried.

"What about me?" Zhou Yali asked urgently.

Zhang Feng pretended to be mysterious and said: "And Xiaoli should be the penultimate little girl who first wanted to bury me, but was finally pulled away by the little girl in the same village, who passed by me in my previous life." ”

'Woo woo woo woo ......' Zhou Yali, who was crying louder, squeezed directly into Zhang Feng's arms and hugged Zhang Feng and cried.

Zhang Feng said loudly to the high school classmates who heard the crying of several girls and came to see the excitement: "All the classmates are scattered, we are a family matter, and I told my sisters and sisters a sad story." It's really nothing, everyone is scattered. ”

Zhu Sanfeng, Song Zhiwei, Wu Dazhi, and Hadegen, who were mixed in the crowd, helped persuade everyone away under the command of Li Yuke.

Zhang Feng whispered to Li Yuke, who approached him: "Class leader Li, you go and tell classmate Tong Xiaqi that she is the little girl who buried my body in my previous life at the end, so I Zhang Feng will definitely give her an explanation in this life." ”

'Woo woo woo woo ......' Li Yuke squeezed away Liu Meijing, who was pulling the shirt behind Zhang Feng, and directly hugged Zhang Feng's waist and cried in a louder voice. It startled Zhou Yali, Li Qiongqiong, Cheng Yujia, the Liu sisters and Nie Yiying.

Zhou Yali was stunned and asked: "I said squad leader Li, why are you crying, what are you involved in our family's affairs?" I remember that my family Zhang Feng didn't recognize you as a godsister, right? ”

Li Yuke wiped the tears on his face and said: "I'm too uncomfortable in my heart, let me borrow you Zhang Feng to hug you for a while, look at your stingy appearance, let me hug it, you Zhang Feng won't get pregnant, right?" ”

"That's right, okay, you can hug it, oops! No, Zhang Feng, who is the person who buried you in the end? Oh, it's one of the two kids who came in this morning, right, Zhang Feng? Zhou Yali didn't think of this important question until then.

Zhang Feng turned around and glared at Li Yuke first, and said in his heart, if you hadn't cried so loudly, it is estimated that Zhou Yali and the others would have forgotten to ask this question.

Li Yuke glanced at Zhang Feng and said, "Zhang Feng, why are you staring at me?" I didn't say that I cried for my best friend Tong Xiaqi. ”

Dr. Zhang couldn't wait to strangle Li Yuke to death. Zhang Feng looked at Zhou Yali, who didn't cry at all and looked straight at him, and said, "I'm all making it up, I don't know who buried me in my previous life." It's a story, so don't take it seriously. ”

"I think the first little girl to take off her raincoat and put it on our Brother Zhang Feng is me, and the little girls who put on Zhang Feng's raincoat later are all learning from me, and the power of example is endless." Cheng Yujia is very sure of authenticity.

"Besides, I was the first godsister of our brother Zhang Feng, right, Brother Zhang Feng?" Zhang Feng rubbed the hair on Cheng Yujia's head dotingly and lightly touched it.

Zhou Yali suddenly said: "The little girl who persuaded me and pulled me away should be Tong Xiaqi, the best friend of the squad leader Li, you see, in the previous life, we were from a village, and in this life we are a township, and in the next life, we will be farther away." Right, dear? ”

Zhang Feng was prepared when Zhou Yaya first mentioned Tong Xiaqi, and Dr. Zhang squatted on the ground with his stomach covered with Zhou Yali's words: "I threw the shot put a little too hard just now, it will hurt my stomach a little, Xiaoqiong, Xiaoli, you guys quickly help me to lie down in the boys' dormitory in our class for a while." ”

Doctor Zhang's trick of pretending to be sick really worked, and Zhou Yali and the girls suddenly felt like they were facing a big enemy, and carefully helped Dr. Zhang back to the boys' dormitory of class 293.

Li Yuke took advantage of Zhou Yali's daughters to find boiling water when pepper Zhang Feng said: "Zhang Gan, his acting skills are good!" Zhang Feng, do you think I put my raincoat on you? ”

Doctor Zhang said: "Take a call! I didn't take it, I didn't have a partner, and I didn't get it. The so-called, flowers are flowers, flowers are not flowers, female donors, you are in love. ”

Zhou Yali, who had just entered the boys' dormitory, laughed and said, "Zhang Feng, you are a dead 'radish', this girl understands, you just pretended." Otherwise, you wouldn't be so fast, and you would be able to pretend to be a monk and flirt with squad leader Li in this time.

"That's it, my brother Zhang Feng is the best at coaxing people, I already knew that he was pretending." It's Cheng Yujia.

"I think my brother has a strong recovery ability, and it will be good for a while, can't you? My brother is in someone's way. Li Qiongqiong supported her brother Zhang.

"Okay, Xiao Qiong, come, sit down with my brother," Dr. Zhang said.

Zhou Yali and the girls saw that Zhang Feng was fine, and dispersed after a few minutes. Zhang Feng took Li Qiongqiong's hand and fell asleep for a while. Zhang Feng slept until six o'clock before waking up.

After Zhang Feng got up, he and Li Qiongqiong and Song Zhiwei ate together in a small restaurant outside the school, and after Zhang Feng went back to class for evening self-study. Of course, Dr. Zhang slept in Wang Jiaoxue's bed all night.