Chapter 009: Random Dad (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
The thing about this cheating dad is that Jiang Younan got 100 soft sister coins for completing the task, but the balance is still insufficient on Taoda.com!
Because the price of the Secretary for Education, Lee Jung-eun, turned out to be 998 soft sister coins per day!! Seeing this price, Jiang Younan's mind suddenly came up with the lines of the TV shopping advertisement: "It's not three or four thousand, it's not one or two thousand, it's really only 998, as long as 998, eight years in an official position, 99 kilograms of weight, no money for evaluation!" Don't pay for job titles! It's really corrupt and gold!! Don't hesitate any longer!! Click your mouse to order now!! β
"This is simply anti-dad!" Seeing that the price was 998 soft sister coins, and his balance was only 100 soft girl coins, Jiang Younan couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
But Jiang Younan has already kissed Lin Xiaoshuang, and now if he runs to refuse others, Jiang Younan can't do it; Jiang Younan admits that he is more confused, but what he promised must still be done.
And another point is that after Jiang Younan completed the first novice task, he immediately obtained the second novice task, that is: learn to date a girl, and require that you must date a girl once this week, otherwise you will forever lose some function of being a father! ββAfter Jiang Younan wanted to complete the things entrusted by Lin Xiaoshuang, he proposed the following to Lin Xiaoshuang, I believe Lin Xiaoshuang would not refuse!
So now, whether Jiang Younan is for Lin Xiaoshuang or for some function of being a father, he must buy a suitable father; It's just that Li Zhengen is too expensive, Jiang Younan can only look up other fathers on the Taobao Internet - all roads lead to Rome, let's not find a director at the department level, we can always find a department director, right?
But as I browsed, Jiang Younan found that this was really hard to find, and there were really a lot of department directors in the Education Bureau, but this price was not what Jiang Younan could buy with 100 soft sister coins, and the only cheapest one was the department responsible for work-study, but it also cost 299 soft sister coins / day.
"This is simply anti-dad!" Seeing this, Jiang Younan immediately broke open and scolded; There is only another way, directly on the Tao Dad network to screen the price of less than 100 soft girl coins of the dads, soon Tao Dad searched for 100,000 dads, and listed them one by one, as if to show the strength of Tao Dad!
Jiang Younan was very happy when he saw that there were so many choices, after all, if he was a person, he would have the value of his existence, Jiang Younan didn't believe that none of the 100,000 fathers could solve Lin Xiaoshuang's matter, but ...... When Jiang Younan read it, he immediately discovered: "This is simply anti-father!" β
Murder wanted criminal in Tiankou City, the obvious feature is that there is a scar mark on the face, and the price is 99 soft sister coins / day!
"This is simply anti-dad! This was arrested by the police before he finished his errand, right? Maybe it will even bother me! β
A hooligan in Tiankou City, who was expelled for beating the head teacher when he was in school, has been gangstering on the streets so far, with a price of 49 soft sister coins / day!
"This is simply anti-dad! Let this kind of person help Lin Yuanwen? Maybe he will beat Lin Yuanwen directly! β
A thief in Tiankou City, who has a record of more than 20 thefts...... Price: 49 soft girl coins/day!
"This is simply anti-dad! Can you get rid of these outlaws! β
And Taodad seemed to really understand Jiang Younan's request, and immediately removed all the lawbreakers, leaving only a group of legal citizens......
Mentally retarded dad, the price is 9 soft sister coins / day!
Mentally ill dad, the price is 9 soft girl coins/day!
Two-month-old dad, the price is 9 soft sister coins / day! (Limited to ordinary children)
"Poof!" This time, Jiang Younan couldn't scold, 'This is simply anti-dad!' This sentence, but shouted directly to Mei Lin: "You hurry up and give it to me, otherwise I will buy 10 9 soft girl coins for my father, and then give you all bad reviews!" β
As soon as Jiang Younan finished shouting, he heard Mei Lin's crying voice: "Sir, it's time to get off work now, don't you do this!" Can't I figure it out for you? β
When Jiang Younan heard Mei Lin say that there was a way, he immediately showed a victorious smile and thought: "This customer service girl is really easy to deceive!" β
Mei Lin saw that Jiang Younan no longer mentioned the matter of giving bad reviews, so she said: "Actually, we also have a function on Taoda.com, which is to choose a random dad!" There is a chance that this dad will randomly find a character like Oba Niu! And it only costs 100 soft girl coins! β
Mei Lin said as she helped Jiang Younan find this random dad's page; This page is actually a blue border with a big question mark in the middle! And at the bottom of the border, the price is written: 100 soft girl coins/time/day.
Jiang Younan looked at this question mark, thought about it for a while, and clicked to buy it after the most embarrassing time!
Then Jiang Younan saw the prompt from Taoda.com: "Dear customer, you choose to buy a random dad, and we will deliver your goods to you within seven working days!" β
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After Jiang Younan saw the benefits brought to him by buying his father on Taobao once, he couldn't calm down for a long time; For this reason, Jiang Younan didn't sleep all night, and he kept planning his childhood dream in his mind.
Jiang Younan grew up in an orphanage, and the thing he envied the most was that he could have a good father like other ordinary families (mainly the kind of "ordinary" families reported in the news), so that he could carry a birdcage every day, bring two dog legs by his side, and then go to the street to tease the women of good families.
"It's a wonderful day!" Jiang Younan said with envy: "But it's time to go to school now......
Today is different from yesterday, there is no evaluation team from the Education Bureau to inspect the school, it stands to reason that on such a day, Jiang Younan will definitely skip class, but today's Jiang Younan is not ready to skip class, and the reason is very simple, that is, Jiang Younan bought his father!!
Jiang Younan felt that in order to complete the task, he did not hesitate to sacrifice his "innocence" to kiss Banhua Lin Xiaoshuang, and only then did he earn the 100 soft girl coins to buy his father, how could he stay at home instead of going out to show off?
And how to show off the best? Naturally, it would be best to go to a school where everyone knows him! Otherwise, you are on the main road, and no one knows you, and who do you show off?
So the next day, Jiang Younan got up early in the morning, then ate two bowls of ramen and four large meat buns downstairs, and finally packed twenty dumplings and set off for school.
Because most of the college students live on campus, Jiang Younan did not have the scene of young and beautiful girls around him on the way to school, but there were many female white-collar workers who rushed to work; In order to let these female white-collar workers full of the charm of mature women pay attention to themselves, Jiang Younan also whistled two whistles on them for this, and was praised for dealing with a "hooligan", which made Jiang Younan very proud!
Just when Jiang Younan was looking at the beauties on the road, he suddenly saw an old man on the road suddenly fall next to Jiang Younan; And Jiang Younan immediately jumped backwards three meters away, Jiang Younan's jump aside from the reaction speed, this distance alone has reached the level of national players - and Jiang Younan still jumps backwards!!
At this time, the old man raised his head and said to Jiang Younan: "Young man, can you help me......
When Jiang Younan heard the old man's words, he immediately hesitated, after all, helping the elderly in this society is the patent of the rich, and it is easy to be despised if there is no worth of hundreds of millions to help people, so it is a question whether to help or not......
(To be continued)