Xiaohong stopped to clean up the shrimp skin, looked at the faces of the huge Liu Xueyin, a little hesitant, in a dilemma, it was difficult to speak.

Liu Xueyin encouraged her: "Say it, say it boldly, it's okay, I'll take it for you when the sky falls." ”

Huge also threw over: "I will support you, say it boldly." ”

"And I'll call the shots for you." The donkey further encouraged support for Little Red.

Xiaohong was very clever and knew that the kang in front of her was not hot, so she kicked the ball back to the donkey: "Tonight, I originally asked the village leaders to come to your family to solve the housework." There are village leaders here, I am not qualified to express my opinions indiscriminately, I am just a migrant girl from outsiders, in charge of cleaning, carrying water and pouring tea on plates, serving people's small roles, this crab is also eaten, the scallops have already been eaten, the wine has been drunk most of the bottle, the sea crab is still in the hand, how to judge this business, or let the village leaders decide. ”

Xiaohong carried a garbage can full of shrimp skin, crab shells, and clam skin, and went downstairs without looking back.

The leather donkey looked at her back, and after a while, he was at a loss, and after a while, he said: "Xiaohong didn't eat the crab, she was angry, and she refused to speak." In my opinion, when the stewed Wang Ba comes up and asks her to sit down and eat it too, she will definitely express her opinion. ”

Huge asked, "You haven't eaten enough?" I've seen through you kid, you're a foodie who came to cheat and cheat! For a whole night, you are eating cigarettes, drinking tea, talking obediently, and not being scolded. Who talks to the two of us, you also climb up the pole, not to mention the delay of a whole night's work, and almost eat this big table of seafood alone, in the end, who do you support? ”

The leather donkey shook his left hand and said, "This one supports you!" Before Liu Xueyin could question, his right hand was immediately raised, and he said to her, "This hand supports you!" ”

"All of them support? Doesn't that mean nothing was said? ”

The donkey said: "This is called a win-win situation. Did You Know? Win-win, do you understand? Now everyone is paying attention to this. My left hand represents the village branch, my right hand represents the village committee, and the mouth in the middle represents that I eat this big crab myself. ”

Huge confused the donkey for a while, and it was the branch, the village committee, and the representative of eating crabs? That's not right, he asked: "Donkey, you are not a party member, and you are not a village committee." Why do you call the shots on their behalf? ”

The leather donkey caught the huge sentence, and hurriedly got off the donkey: "Yes, I am not a member of the party, I am not a village cadre, and I am not even a leader of the village group of dogs and dicks, what housework did you ask me to mediate?" ”

"No one called you, you followed your wife and automatically bumped into the Internet, but no one in my family called you."

"Yes. Right. It's me who is self-inflicted and suffers by himself. With my identity, I shouldn't have come to wade into this troubled water at all. Even if you two don't welcome it, what am I doing here? But. The Wang Ba soup was served, and I drank a small bowl and left. "He's really thick-skinned, and he's still worried about that Wang Batang.

Liu Xueyin grabbed Bai and said: "Wang Batang? That Wang Ba is still crawling in the mud, I didn't buy it today! ”

The donkey is not angry either. With a shy stomach, he picked up the two big sea crabs on the plate and walked out: "It doesn't matter if you don't buy Wang Ba today." Write it in your account, and you can make it up tomorrow. The sea crab is cold, so I take it home and eat it while it's hot. After speaking, he didn't look back, the two donkey legs ran fast, and in the blink of an eye, he had long since disappeared. When the two big men came back to their senses, they were angry and ruined in the face of a table of wolves, but there was nothing they could do. A good man is afraid of Lai Han, Lai Han is afraid of an anxious man, and a barefoot man is not afraid of wearing shoes. When they met the guy who didn't eat the skin donkey, which was soft and hard, and didn't eat oil and salt, the two had to think that they were unlucky.

The contradiction between the two huge people did not stop because of the stirring of the donkey, but became more intense, after the skin was gone, the two accused each other at the time, you said I was bald, I said you were blind, and exposed each other. shook out all the rotten sesame seeds of the past few decades. He scolded Liu Xueyin for going to a private meeting with his lover and asked him to break her calves, and said that he fooled around with Li Er later, and the ghost did not go away, and Li Er manipulated his family after the recruitment. Liu Xueyin scolded the huge elephant Wu Dalang, who was repeatedly dishonest outside, sold the bulldozer on the village to drink flowers and wine, and asked outsiders to burn a big scar on his cheek???????

The two of you come and go, and seeing that they are about to be torn into pieces, Xiaohong hurriedly went down and called his godfather upstairs, which suppressed his position. Xiaohong pulled Liu Xueyin into her room and plugged in the door, and the battle ended temporarily.

Xiaohong asked worriedly: "Boss, you said that when the donkey goes back, Wufeng won't kill him, right?" ”

Liu Xueyin frowned and sighed a long sigh: "Maybe, it's not very likely to kill him, but it's very possible to scold him and beat him." Alas, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read. Those who lack money quarrel over money, and those who have money also quarrel for money. I guess the donkey was kneeling on the washboard and begging for mercy. Don't look at Wufeng's lame legs, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp. ”

"Then I'll go outside her door to listen to the movement, if Wufeng cuts the leather donkey to serious injury, it can be sent to the hospital for rescue."

"Whatever. It's better to be hacked to death, in addition to the harm of the donkey, our family also lives a peaceful and stable life. made such a neighbor, and poured eight lifetimes of bad luck. If you don't eat hard and soft, you really can't cure him. ”

Xiaohong wanted to get out of bed and put on her shoes, but was pulled by Liu Xueyin and didn't let her go out, and then, the two muttered a few words of gossip, Liu Xueyin reached out to turn off the light, and soon, there was a snoring sound of two women in the room.

In fact, Xiaohong's worries about the donkey are really unnecessary. The leather donkey is fierce on the surface, but actually cautious, he ran home from the seafood restaurant, knocked on the door, Wufeng got out of bed, welcomed him into the door, and plugged the door casually, and asked him softly: "How are you coping?" ”

The leather donkey hurriedly handed the two hot sea crabs to Wufeng: "Eat it while it's hot, I'll pour you a bowl of wine." ”

Wufeng washed his hands, sat down at the small table and began to drink and eat big sea crabs. The leather donkey sat opposite Wufeng, and roughly described the specific situation of the huge family after Wufeng left.

Wufeng smiled lightly, eating and drinking while listening to the report. Two big sea crabs went down to the stomach, plus two taels of soju, Wufeng nodded beautifully and said: "Full of wine and food, so comfortable!" If it weren't for the two of us singing a double reed, I wouldn't be able to get out of the seafood restaurant tonight. Tomorrow morning, I will go out to buy food early, and the two of them will come to me, and you will say that I have arranged it, and Li Er will be responsible for mediating the affairs of his family. ”

Huge and Liu Xueyin, they never dreamed that Wufeng, who seemed to be loyal and honest, made a big fuss with the leather donkey, and threatened to go home and get a kitchen knife to come back to kill her man, but it was actually a trick to hide from the world! Think about it, if Wufeng can't plan and don't plan deeply, can she and Huang Dakuo create such a big business back then? Doing business is about strategy, and people who don't have eyes can't do big business.

Wufeng is a scheming woman, Liu Xueyin really underestimated her. If it is really called true, talking about fighting wits and courage, two old Yu can't fight one Wufeng. It's really a person who can't be seen, the sea water can't fight, she is a standard lame leg and not lame.

As Wufeng expected, the next morning, Wufeng got up early to buy vegetables and food, and the leather donkey was still sleeping, so Liu Xueyin pushed the door in. Seeing that Wufeng was not at home, he shouted loudly to the donkey: "Foodie, wake up, where is Wufeng?" ”

The donkey closed his eyes and said, "Tell me to run away, go to the village to open a letter, and go with me to go through the divorce procedures." I said Liu Xueyin, I am a wife who lost my family for your family, you have to be mentally prepared, if my two sons are really divorced, you and the huge Wang Ba have to compensate me for a wife! If you can't do it, you'll have to run at both ends and give me a huge help. Or, before I get up, close the door, let's do a show first, see if it's appropriate? Try to get married. ”

The donkey lifted the quilt, patted the bed with his hand, and asked Liu Xueyin to go to bed.

Liu Xueyin looked at a large pile of crab skins on the small table, as well as wine bottles and a tea bowl, and immediately understood. She said hypocritically, "Try it!" Are old ladies still afraid of men? You lie down in for a while, and I take off my clothes and go up, so that you can enjoy yourself. She coaxed the leather donkey so much, blocked it with her body, grabbed a large handful of crab skins left over from Wufeng's night in her hand, came to the bed quietly, lifted the quilt corners, and said softly: "Leather donkey, I'm a little embarrassed for the first time, you close your eyes, I'll help you take off your pants, and check whether your gun is good or not." ”

The leather donkey believed it, Liu Xueyin reached out and grabbed the elastic band on the leather donkey's pants, hooked it up, between the belly and the pants, revealing a big gap, Liu Xueyin was clean and fast, and stuffed all the crab skin in the other hand into the crotch of his pants, and patted it with his hand! Those sea crab skins, with sharp ends on both ends, and leftover crab legs, are also some needle-like, only to hear the skin donkey "oh" to get up, standing on the bed, hands covering the crotch of the pants, pain straight sigh.

Liu Xueyin scolded with a smile: "Enough of enjoying it now, right?" Dare to play tricks in front of the old lady, to be honest, where did Wufeng go? Your set of fart, the ghost believes it. ”

The leather donkey reached out and pulled out those things from his pants, and said seriously: "Wufeng has arranged it, go to Li Er, the mediator." ”

"Isn't Li Er's neck hurting?"

"When others look for him, his neck hurts, you go and look for him, his neck will be fine immediately, you are a doctor." The leather donkey had bad intentions, and when he said the last sentence, he also made a gesture of patting the crotch of his pants with his hand to hint at it.

Of course, Liu Xueyin understood what the leather donkey meant, and pretended to pull down the leather donkey's pants, but the frightened leather donkey hid in the innermost part of the bed.

The two were at a stalemate, and suddenly heard Xiaohong shouting in the distance outside the door: "Old wrench, do you still want to buy vegetables?" (To be continued......)