Chapter 261: Catching Fish
After eating, Zhao Qiya and Ling Bai took the initiative to take on the task of cleaning up and washing the dishes, and the boys were busy for a long time in the morning, so they would not let them do these small things.
These are the things that girls are better at.
This kind of thing is enough for two people, and Li Qingge is not needed, and the most important thing is that other people do not trust Li Qingge's ability to do housework, it is okay at home, but in this kind of wilderness, if it is messy, it will be very difficult to clean up, so Zhao Qiya and Ling Bai will bear it together.
Zhao An had a lot of strength, and he originally brought a large bucket of water, which was enough to wash the pot.
Although the preparations for camping are very sufficient, and all kinds of tools are complete, but for the camping activities, everyone did not discuss and plan together, except for some ideas of each person, what everyone knows at present is that Li Qingge wants to catch fish and wild boars.
Catching fish is such a thing, it is enough to go to two people, as for catching wild boars, Li Qingge is interested, it is too dangerous for others, even if the boys want to go, but Zhao Qiya and Ling Bai are unwilling, Ma Shilong and Li Jinghua can only stay with them.
So Zhao An and Li Qingge went to catch fish first.
Catching fish is actually a fun thing to look at, but it is not easy, because there is no plan and preparation for catching fish before, so there is no special tool, Li Qingge carried a large bucket, as if he could catch a lot of fish, Zhao An took a sharp fork, this is used to deal with the beasts that attack the camp when camping, for those large beasts, it is often difficult for close weapons such as daggers to work.
This fork was also prepared by Tang Yawei.
"Catch it first, but you can't catch it, so you can use a fork to fork the fish, and you want to live, not die." Li Qingge repeatedly told Zhao An that the important thing in catching fish is the process of catching fish, not how many fish are caught, especially catching a bunch of bloody dead fish, which is really not interesting.
"Men don't like dead fish, but some men pick up dead fish." Zhao An said.
Li Qingge felt that Zhao An's words were not very clear, and stared at him suspiciously.
Zhao An didn't say anything.
"I hate only half of what I say, say it!" Li Qingge said unrelentingly.
"Some girls get drunk in a bar, either drunk on the side of the road or drunk in the bathroom, and then someone takes the opportunity to rape her, which is called picking up dead fish." Zhao An explained.
"Then how do you know that you picked it up?" Li Qingge said disdainfully, and added: "I don't know self-love, I suffer by myself." ”
"Do you have to do something to know? I have a pure relationship with you, but that doesn't mean I don't know how your body is different from mine. Zhao An said with a smile.
"Here's a fork for you!" Li Qingge gave him a blank look, and now he is too lazy to be angry at this behavior of taking advantage of his mouth, otherwise he must have been angry to death, in order to protect his mood and improve his cultivation, Li Qingge decided to ignore his behavior of liking to take advantage of his mouth, anyway, he will take advantage of his mouth, if he really dares to move his hands and feet, Li Qingge will fight with him for another three hundred rounds.
"But what do you mean by the inconsistencies in your statement, men don't like dead fish?" Li Qingge was still a little puzzled.
"Whatever a man and a woman do together, it is because of the interaction that creates ambiguity and emotion. The dead fish here refers to the fact that when a man has a relationship with a woman, the woman does not react, and the woman who does not react is a dead fish. Zhao An smiled at the corner of his mouth, men like women who are sensitive and have various changes in body, voice, and demeanor, and Li Qingge seems to be extremely sensitive.
If it were me, I would definitely be a dead fish, Li Qingge made up his mind, but then he thought, why should he think about this kind of problem, Zhao An, a rascal, knew that he wanted these things, and then Li Qingge ignored him, pushed aside the grass, and walked downstream.
"Let's go to the waterhole and catch fish." Zhao An grabbed Li Qingge's side, slapped with a fork, "Be careful, there may not be no snakes here, if you are bitten, I will wash out the snake venom for you, if you bite the private parts, how embarrassing it is." ”
"If there is a snake, if you catch it, make snake soup." Li Qingge said with a sneer, and then felt that there was actually a snake hidden in Zhao An's crotch, Li Qingge had seen it, and suddenly felt that the boy's one was like a snake, disgusting to death.
If Zhao An's place was bitten by a snake, does this count as a kiss between two snakes? Li Qingge had strange thoughts in his mind, and he wanted to talk to Zhao An a little, but he felt that such a topic was a bit obscene, so he still forgot it, and he couldn't let Zhao An know that he was thinking about these things.
The sun turned off slightly, and the shadow of the grass covered Li Qingge's calves, and when he came out to camp, Li Qingge was not still wearing a skirt like Zhao Qiya, shuttling through the undulating wilderness, it can be seen that the girl's hip line has begun to take shape, and it will not look bloated like many mature women, the thin waist is shaking in the shirt, and the two slightly curved lines are gently swinging, making people have an urge to take her into their arms.
looked weak and delicate, but Zhao An knew that if she really did this, she would definitely smash it very violently with a bucket.
Men need women's gentleness very much, but if you can make a girl who is usually grumpy and proud of her temperament really gentle, that kind of gentleness is particularly difficult to resist temptation.
There are always people who laugh at some girls for not being gentle, in fact, people just don't like you, why should they be gentle with you? Women, there will always be a man who makes her gentle.
Even those who are on the back of the bear are the same.
"It's a bit of a paradise!" Li Qingge pushed aside a piece of grass and couldn't help but be a little surprised to see the small waterfalls and waterholes, in fact, the terrain here is still very high, and you can see the green fields and scattered farmhouses in the distance.
"Yes, this kind of place looks comfortable and comfortable to live in, but it's not easy to really live comfortably here." Zhao An said with a little sigh that many people have a dream of seclusion, but they can't do without the convenience of urban life.
Of course, for those who have the money to a certain extent, that's nothing.
"It's clearer than the river above, and you can see fish!" Li Qingge became excited, looking at those landscape fish in the park, but he was not as excited as seeing wild fish directly, it was a completely different feeling.
"Don't shout, they'll be hard to catch if they get into the cracks in the rocks." Zhao An reminded.
"Quick, quick, come and catch!" Li Qingge was eager to try and greeted Zhao An, who was still standing on a high place.
Zhao An had already been here once, walked to the waterhole and began to take off his pants.
"What are you doing?" Li Qingge was slightly surprised.
"Can you catch a fish by rolling up your trouser legs? I don't want to get my pants wet. Zhao An took off his pants, wore a pair of boxer briefs, and walked into the water.
Seeing Zhao An take off his shirt again, wearing only a pair of underwear, and his whole body was exposed, Li Qingge couldn't help blushing a little, it turned out that girls would feel strange when they saw the naked bodies of boys.