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Uncle Li was caught off guard, and was struck by the two palm thunderbolts, and suddenly his body froze, his feet staggered, and he fell out directly with a mouth of mud, and saw that his head was hitting the cliff

This time it was unexpected, I thought that Uncle Li's head was not as hard as a stone, and if he hit it this time, he was afraid that he would definitely die.

In the midst of this lightning and fire, Bajie reacted quickly, and then caught up with him in a flying step, grabbed his ankle from behind, pulled it back hard, and supported it with one hand, Uncle Li's whole body turned around, and the strength was also unloaded, and he fell to the ground

Bajie clasped his veins with his backhand, cut off his hands, and pressed them firmly on the ground, Uncle Li was blackened by the two thunderbolts, his nostrils were bleeding, but he still wanted to struggle, the scope was just in time, and he raised his hand and slapped a soul-attracting charm on his head, and he forgot that this thing was for ghosts, but he didn't expect it to work against Uncle Li, and he saw that the old guy was trembling all over, and then he became honest, and the whole person was stunned on the ground, panting, and he couldn't get up anymore.

"Huh? I can't imagine that this thing is so good, is this old guy a demon? ”

Thinking in confusion, he squatted down and grabbed Uncle Li's collar, and shouted, "Say! ”

Uncle Li was angry, glanced at him weakly, and panted: "What did you say?" ”

The category of "saying" is not stopped, yes, what to say? "Just tell me all your, from beginning to end!"

Uncle Li showed a disdainful smile on his face and sneered, "Are you dreaming?" I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, I don't know anything, but I admire you so much that you really dare to come down from above, we thought you would retreat."

The category chirped: "Bah, if you know the difficulty and retreat." Lao Tzu retired last month, and now that your accomplice has run away, you are left alone, what can you do? Do you still want to taste the taste of palm thunder? ”

Uncle Li didn't care, blood was still dripping from his nose, but he raised his head and said, "If you have a seed, you will kill me." ”

"Oh, I'm going, you're still not convinced, are you?" Category began to show his arms and roll up his sleeves, pointing at his nose and scolding, "Don't think I don't know what you are. Someone is just supporting the underworld, what kind of ability is it? Sue you, this place is far away from the world, even if I kill you, no one will know, besides. As for you, if I kill you, it will be counted as eliminating harm for the people, and those who know each other will be happy, so as not to suffer."

Uncle Li didn't think it was moving at all, so he simply closed his eyes and said, "Then you'd better be happy, it's nonsense." ”

"Do you think I really don't dare?" The category also got angry, and a slap was raised. The thunder in his palm flickered, and he was about to slap it on his head, the distance was so close, if this palm thunder really hit, Uncle Li would definitely die.

But the scope also scared and scared him, if he really wanted him to kill, he really couldn't do it, not to mention that there was a little monk with eight precepts next to him. Where will he watch to kill?

Sure enough, as soon as his hand was raised, Uncle Li still didn't care, he simply closed his eyes, and when he couldn't get out of his hand, Bajie hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him. said: "Come slowly, come slowly, he won't say, let's slowly persuade him, it's not right to kill people"

Category 1 glared: "Persuade? How to persuade the law? That's all he does. I don't see him cut two catties of meat, he won't be honest. ”

Bajie couldn't bear to say: "Amitabha, it's too cruel to cut flesh, I think, why don't I come and recite a Buddhist scripture to him?" ”

Category rolled his eyes: "Then you might as well read him a children's rhyme three hundred"

Uncle Li laughed: "Good way, good way, I just like to have a lot of meat on my body, but please, can I just cut the meat on my stomach?" ”

Category flew over with a kick and scolded: "your grandma, I ran all the way to the ground to lose weight for you, didn't I?" ”

He pulled out a dagger that he hadn't used for a long time, pulled his neck and shouted: "Second senior brother, you hold him down for me, and pick up his pants first!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Uncle Li immediately became furious, and glared: "What are you going to do?"

The category of ill-intentioned hehe smiled: "What for? Hehe, you'll know in a while, Lao Tzu will let you taste what it means to be a woman easily in one minute! ”

Uncle Li almost jumped up and shouted angrily: "Little rabbit cub, either you can give Lao Tzu a good time, what kind of ability are you?"

"Haha, you know to be scared too? Well, it seems to be a good idea, so congratulations."

The category Yin Yin smiled, and walked forward, but what he said in his mouth was powerful, in fact, where to start, it was just to scare Uncle Li, this Uncle Li was also worthy of being an old treacherous and cunning, and soon saw from the look of the category that this kid didn't dare to start at all, his eyes rolled slightly, and then he laughed: "Okay, if you really have a seed, you can knife Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not afraid of death, what are you afraid of?" Come on, come on, today Lao Tzu will go out, wait for me to die in a while, go to the Yin Division, mobilize people, and kill you without leaving a piece of armor! ”

I couldn't help but be stunned, is this old guy really so bold? But whether it's true or not, what he said is the truth, at this time he was caught in the flesh, and he still has some scruples, but if he really accidentally kills him, this guy jumps over the wall in a hurry, and his soul runs to the underworld to find his master, in case he really comes back to take revenge, it's not a joke.

After hesitating, he turned his head and saw that the happy ghost and the depressed ghost were just standing next to him, staring at Uncle Li with a gloomy face, his eyes rolled, so he handed over the knife and said with a smile: "Brother Xi, come on, I know you must want to take revenge, this guy is in cahoots with those evil ghosts and wolves, how many bad things he has done, today is the end of retribution, come, you're welcome, as long as you don't kill him, you can dispose of it"

He wasn't sure about himself, but he was very confident in the happy ghost, he stuffed the dagger into the hand of the happy ghost, waved at Bajie and said, "What are you waiting for, rip off his pants!" ”

Bajie looked at him with tears and laughter, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I never pick up men's pants"

Without waiting for the category to speak, the depressed ghost suddenly grinned: "Since I don't want to, then I'll come."

Dare to love this depressed ghost is still a nymphomaniac in her bones, she is about to step forward, where will the happy ghost agree, grabbed the depressed ghost, glared and said: "You can't do it, come back to me!" ”

They have already worshiped heaven and earth, and they are half husband and wife, when they are husbands, where will they let their wives pick up other people's pants? The happy ghost stopped the depressed ghost, walked up to Uncle Li and said: "Boss Li, you are a person who understands, today you fell into our hands, you lost a game, you must give us an explanation, otherwise"

He squatted down, patted Uncle Li's face with a dagger, and pointed to the category: "You are sure that he will not be able to do it, but don't forget, he is a good person, but I am an evil ghost, what he can't do, I can!" And don't worry, I won't let you die, I'll just make your life worse than death."

There was an unchanged smile on the face of the happy ghost, but the tone was chilling, Uncle Li's face finally changed, and he couldn't say a word when he saw the happy ghost, but his eyes were already uneasy.

That's right, the category is human, and he is a good person, but this happy ghost is an evil ghost, and there are not many people who died at his hands at the funeral, and he will definitely not be soft on what the category can't do!

The knife in the hand of the happy ghost has slowly descended along his chest, his clothes are torn, the cold blade is against his skin, and the happy ghost is full of joy, looking at Uncle Li's expression as if he is wishing him a happy birthday

The weirdest thing in the world is this, Uncle Li held on for a while, and soon his cold hair stood on end, his teeth couldn't help but chatter, and the depressed ghost cried beside him, and said quietly: "I advise you not to hold on, you know, he used to be a master of torture in the six doors, if he doesn't want you to die, then even if you are removed by him, you still can't die."

Uncle Li grunted in his throat, his face turned blue for a moment, but he added a sentence at the right time next to him: "Brother Xi, the ribs can be removed, forget about the mouth, I think he is dirty, and there is water or something, don't do it, it is estimated that it is all bad water, it is better to help him cut the appendix first."

The happy ghost smiled and said, "Okay, that's right, where is the appendix?" ”

Category scratched his head and said, "I forgot too, I remember it seems to be on the right side of my stomach"

The joyful ghost did as he said, and the tip of the knife moved to the left side of Uncle Li's lower abdomen, and asked, "Is this it?" I'm going to go under the knife. ”

After thinking about it, he waved his hand again and again: "No, no, it seems to be on the left."

The jubilant ghost's knife then slowly slashed from Uncle Li's belly to the right side, and said, "Are you sure, how do I remember that this side seems to be a bladder, don't blame me for this knife, urine squirts out."

The category held his chin and thought for a while, and affirmed: "Right, or right, that's right, let's get down!" ”

The happy ghost then dragged the knife through Uncle Li's belly again, poked it lightly with the back of the knife, and said, "Is this here?" Then I'll go under the knife, hehe, Boss Li, you bear with it, I haven't cut my appendix before, so if you cut it wrong and cut off your intestines or something, don't blame me."

After that, the happy ghost suddenly raised the knife and looked at Uncle Li with a smile, but the knife fell in his hand, and he was merciless, and went straight to Uncle Li's lower abdomen to poke it!

"I say, I'll say anything"

Uncle Li let out a miserable howl, and the whole person hung down softly like a ball deflated