Chapter 713, you can't cry, stupid people will laugh!
Chapter 713, you can't cry, stupid people will laugh!
Hold your breath and then deflate, tighten and loosen, which is the way of Tai Chi.
After being deflated, Fang Yan immediately felt refreshed and had a clear mind, and even the summer that sat opposite and originally felt bright and radiant became more than ten times or dozens of times better than before.
Even, when he saw A Teng with a layer of gray coffee juice on his face, Fang Yan felt that he was a little cute and wanted to say something to him.
"Ahh
The girl next to Antan exclaimed.
I don't know if it's because she's been half a beat slower, or if she needs time to think about whether to shout 'ah' or 'ah' - anyway, Fang Yan thinks her shouting rhythm is very unprofessional. It's like after someone slaps you, you should immediately shout 'ah' and 'ah', and that's the right time. After someone slapped you, it took you three hours to make an 'ah' sound, isn't that a brain problem?
It was precisely for this reason that Fang Yan began to dislike this girl very much. Although her delicate appearance is still very in line with Fang Yan's aesthetics, he feels that the other party's acting skills are too exaggerated.
However, the effect was achieved.
You must know that most of the people who go to places like the Palace Hotel for afternoon tea are ladies or pretend to be ladies and gentlemen. They eat their pastries in small bites, chew them silently, and when they speak, you can't hear what they're saying if you don't lean your ears to.
The girl screamed, immediately breaking the quiet and elegant environment of the Palace Hotel.
It was like a murderous howl, and everyone's eyes were drawn to it.
The coffee was first poured over Itanium's face in slices, and then began to dilute and spread downwards in pieces. The gray juice splashed on Antan's face, neck, clothesβ
It also slipped into An Teng's mouth, which made Fang Yan's stomach tumble and he was nauseous for a while.
He's already drunk half of that cup of coffee, isn't this an indirect kiss?
After the girl shouted, she finally realized what she should do.
She flipped her handkerchief out of her pocket, and quickly wiped the coffee off Antan's face with the handkerchief.
An Teng snatched the handkerchief in her hand, wiped two handfuls on his face indiscriminately, his eyes were blood-red, he stared at Fang Yan through gritted teeth, and shouted: "Fang Yan, don't deceive people too much-"
"Who the hell is deceiving people too much?" Fang Yan pushed away the sofa seat under his buttocks and got up, looked at An Teng with a stern expression and said, "An Teng, I don't know if you really don't know or if you don't know - you go back and ask, ask your parents, ask your uncles and uncles, or ask the old man in your family - you go and ask them, have they deceived people too much?" β
"I don't have to go back and ask them, I can see it myself nowβall those with eyes can see itβ" An Teng pointed to his wolf bΓ¨i's unbearable face and shouted, "Fang Yan, how unsophisticated is it to do such a thing?" Your behavior is simply the way shrews fight and curse the streets. No wonder I haven't been able to get on the stage, no wonder my family has always been reluctant to let my sister be with you, the fundamental reason is because you are not worthy of my sister - you wild dog full of rustic body, you think that you can rush to Yanjing with a wagging of your tail and gain a foothold at the foot of this imperial city - I sue you, you dream. β
Fang Yan looked at An Teng like an idiot, pointed to his feet, and said, "I have now established a foothold at the foot of the Imperial City, am I dreaming now?" β
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"It's as simple as that - it's a very difficult thing for you to stand here with your feet firmly on your feet? Still need to make you wag your tail at people? β
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"Anton, do you know what I don't like the most?"
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"It's not that I hate your fake Qinggao, nor do I hate the pride in your bones, and I don't hate your appearance of Lao Tzu being the best in the world - this is indeed a bit annoying. One of the things I hate the most is that you're standing in front of me at this moment-" Fang Yan pointed to the crowd around him and said, "Do you know what they were talking about just now?" They were talking about why I would force Jiang Xifu to do the thing of expelling the general's order from the house, and they were talking about why Qin Yitian, a lady of the sky, would like meβwho was my opponent? It's the general's order, it's the whole general's family. β
Fang Yan glanced at An Teng with disdain, and said, "I am the focus of the crowd, and I am the object of discussion among the entire Yanjing people - as a result, you came here at this time to provoke and find fault. What do you mean? Want to rub my name and become famous? Want to step on my own top? Do you think that if you do this, others will think that you are also qualified to be my opponent? I can splash you with coffee in the face - you have the ability to splash me with coffee in the face? β
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Anteng panted, breathing like a cow, his black pupils deepened, and the whites of his white eyes turned red.
His eyes were a sickly blood-red, like a bloodthirsty wolf, a mad dogβ
Listening to Fang Yan's words, he turned around and ran towards a table, picking up a lady's coffee and wanting to splash it on Fang Yan's face-
Fang Yan's eyes were quick, and he pushed An Teng's little girlfriend in front of him as a sword shield, and said mockingly: "Splash." You've got the ability to splashβ"
"You-" An Teng felt that his bladder was about to be blown up by Fang Yan. He circled around Fang Yan with that cup of hot coffee, wanting to splash him in the face with this cup of coffee-
However, when he was spinning in circles, Fang Yan pulled the girl around in circles and said, "You splash, you have the ability to splash me in the face-"
No matter how Anteng turned in circles, it was always his little girlfriend's miserable pale little face that stood in front of him.
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The onlookers were all stunned.
They thought they were going to see a great show, but no one expected it to be such a child's play.
"I can't believe my eyesβ" said a young girl in a small red dress to her companion.
"That guy - the guy who dragged the woman as a shield, is it really Fang Yan who forced away the general's order?"
"They're playing house, aren't they? Let's see if there are any cameras nearby--it must be filming-"-
Summer is a little regretful.
When Fang Yan just said that she could leave early if she had something, she shouldn't hesitate, and hurriedly flashed with her bag-
"How could I be friends with such a guy?" Summer thought with a wail in her heart.
Her head was down, her long hair was scattered, and she tried not to make eye contact with anyone as much as possible - she couldn't afford to lose this man.
"You're splashing me?" Fang Yan said proudly. "Can't splash it, can you?"
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Antan raised the coffee cup in his hand several times, but his little girlfriend exclaimed, 'Don't Anteng, don't', so Antan couldn't spill it-
There was such a joy and no discipline here, and the hotel staff finally couldn't stand it.
The security guard at the door ran over with the welcome girl, and the welcome girl persuaded An Teng: "Sir, please put down the coffee cup, if you have something to say-"
The security personnel greeted Fang Yan and said, "Sir, please let go of this young lady - you are committing a crime, if you don't let people go again, we will call the police-"
Fang Yan pointed at An Teng and said, "He wants to splash me with coffee." β
"Sir, I assure youβ"
Smack-
When Anteng was dodging the welcome and grabbing the cup, the coffee in his hand spilled out, and the whole cup of coffee smashed on the chest of the security guard with the cup-
The security guard froze for a moment, then let out a 'ah' scream - the coffee was so hot.
Fang Yan sighed softly, looked at the security personnel who were tragically affected, and said, "Look, you can't guarantee anything-"
An Teng looked at the security guards who were burned by coffee and screamed, and stopped chasing Fang Yan there.
Fang Yan let go of the girl, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Go and comfort him, what if he can't think of committing suicide?" β
The girl's eyes were moist, and she rushed over and hugged An Teng and cried.
An Teng's eyes were also red, he stretched out his hand to hug the girl, stared at Fang Yan viciously, and said, "Fang Yan, today's shame-"
"Alright, alright." Fang Yan waved his hand impatiently and said, "I know you want revenge - if you don't say that, I know it." Let's go, or you won't be able to leave if I change my mind. β
"And-" Fang Yan pointed to the security guard who was covering his chest, and said, "Compensate people for their medical expenses, it's not easy for people to find a job-"
An Teng didn't say a word, took the girl's hand and walked away quickly.
Fang Yan took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to the welcome guest, saying, "Help him wipe itβ"
He took out a credit card from his pocket and said, "I'll pay for the medical bills, and I'll pay for the broken things -- this card will be placed here with you first." β
When Fang Yan sat down again, his face was full of exhaustion.
Xia looked at his expression for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Fang Yan, you are too tired-"
"Yes, I'm too tired-" Fang Yan said with infinite emotion: "If you want to take care of everyone's feelings, then you can only sacrifice your feelings-I am not afraid of your jokes when I say it, when I saw that girl crying loudly in her boyfriend's arms just now, I actually envied her in my heart." I've always felt that the person who should cry the most wronged person is me - but I just can't cry. β
"Cry if you want to." Summer looked at his sad eyes with infinite pity and said, "Didn't Liu Tianwang sing? It's not a sin for a man to cry, cryβ"
"I can't cry." Fang Yan rubbed his eyes vigorously, showing a strong appearance that would not be overwhelmed by life. "You can't bow your head, the crown will fall. Can't shed tears, stupid people will laugh. β
"Poof-" Summer held back for a long time and couldn't help laughing.
Fang Yan was anxious, hurriedly explained, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I didn't say you were stupid-" R1058