Li Er was annoyed by the old fort, scolded people, forced Yu Xiu'e to be anxious, picked up a stick and beat her man's old fort.

Da Da was already following behind the old fort, and he just saw Li Er put his mouth in front of Yu Xiu'e's ear. As for whether the two of them were making out or talking, he didn't see it clearly. When the old fort was beaten, he was also excited, applauding and shouting: "Good fight, good fight!" ”

Li Er interceded with the old fort and scolded: "The trouble is all caused by you, a bastard." In broad daylight, what kind of mouth do you and Yu Xiu'e kiss? I can't fight the fox and make a fuss, I earned a vegetable soup for no reason, and there are soy sauce and vinegar toppings, I deserve it! ”

Schadenfreude in the face of a huge scale. Li Er exploded his lungs in anger. He threw the pickles he had plucked from his head on Huge's face, and then smashed them with his teacup.

The huge dodged and dodged, but he didn't hit it, Li Er lowered his head, went all over the ground to find something to fight the huge, frightened the huge head rat, ran to the distance and had the ability, and scolded: "Li Er, you are a bastard, taking advantage of the old fort's absence at home, cheating and adultery with his wife, and the adultery was discovered. ”

Li Ergao shouted: "Huge, Hugh's nonsense! Yu Xiu'e and I are just discussing the shareholding of the mushroom factory, both of us are wearing clothes, okay, they haven't even unbuttoned their clothes, where is cheating? Is there anyone in the world who cheats on clothes? What's wrong with being blind? ”

The old fort listened to Li Er's words, understood, stretched out his hands to parry the stick from his wife, and shouted: "Slow down, slow down!" Stop, stop! ”

Yu Xiu'e temporarily stopped her hand and asked, "Stop what?" I'm cheating on Li Er, and I'm still sleeping. You have seen it, I just have one more leg with Li Er, and there is something wrong with the two of us! ”

The old battery said: "Did you not say it in advance, but you two are discussing the matter of buying shares?" ”

Yu Xiu'e took a breath of gambling, but she didn't admit that she was talking about buying shares just now, so she insisted that she was sleeping with Li Er just now. Anyway, the broken jar is broken, and I will never live with the old fort in the future, so I am not afraid of boiling water for a dead pig, what do you love!

The old fort hurriedly snatched the stick from Yu Xiu'e's hand. Carefully put it back in its place. said to Yu Xiu'e, who was crying: "I haven't cried yet, why are you crying when you beat someone?" I was beaten with a stick just now, don't be mistaken. After a pause, the old fort asked with concern: "Have you negotiated with Li Er about the shares?" ”

Yu Xiu'e nodded tearfully.

The old battery slapped his thigh, laughed three times, and shouted, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" Such great news should have been said earlier. Told me to be jealous for a while. Now it seems that it is not what I thought it would be. I've wronged you. I will kneel down and make amends for you. ”

Yu Xiu'e said: "You are a dead ghost, what is the identity of Li Er now?" What am I am? He is a dignified boss, there is a little peach at home, and there is Jieyu's fox spirit outside. And his wife Zhang Fengxian, who is not more beautiful than me? You don't want to think about it, I'm just willing to give, can people order me, an old beggar? You're worth your wife's worth a lot, right? I'm in Li Er's eyes. It's just an old country woman. ”

Li Er came over and said, "No! Yu Xiu'e is a flower in my eyes, and I just want to kiss her and sleep. Angry at that old king of your family. ”

Huge said: "Li Er." Don't stir up the wind and light the ghost fire. It's obviously your fault, in broad daylight, you have nothing to do with Yu Xiu'e, why do you have to say that there is something wrong, deliberately provoking discord between the two of you? ”

Li Er stiffly said: "I just have something to do with Yu Xiu'e, and I want her to give me three fat sons." The big one must be called huge! ”

"Wow. Dare to make fun of Lao Tzu! See how I teach you a lamb. While scolding, he rolled up his sleeves and rolled his arms, pretending to beat Li Er.

The leather donkey didn't know when, but he was already standing not far away to watch the excitement. He clapped a few times and praised: "Good show, good show!" Huge, if you dare to beat your brother-in-law, I promise, before the night, there will be two women fighting with you, do you believe it or not? ”

Huge asked, "Which two women are fighting with me?" Zhang Fengxian is not at home now. Jieyu went to Tianshan and didn't come back. Who dares to fight with me? ”

The donkey smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if they are not at home, you beat someone's own brother, can your sister break up with you?" ”

"And what about one more? Who is it? ”

"Your wife. Li Er is your wife's best friend. You wear a green hat on your head every day, don't you feel cold? "The donkey laughed so much.

Yu Xiu'e said: "Huge, you shouldn't beat Li Er, you should thank Li Er." ”

Huge dissatisfied, he asked, "Why?" ”

"Think about it, every time you get into trouble, isn't it someone Li Er who helps you solve it? Don't talk about it from afar, let's just say that the mushroom factory in front of you is not someone Li Er saw through the shape and beckoned you two to do mushroom farming, can you two make a fortune? Also, if Li Er hadn't looked at your sister's face, would people have been able to pull you into your career? What can you do? Not a foodie yet! A waste who doesn't even have the qualifications to be the king. ”

Huge stretched his neck and scolded: "Okay, you Yu Xiu'e yellow-faced mother-in-law, you dare to look down on my huge boss, are you full and confused?" Looking for a fight, right? ”

When he got in front of Yu Xiu'e, he was going to beat people.

Yu Xiu'e is not afraid of being huge, she put her head in front of her, and said again and again: "You fight, you fight!" It was the grandson who did not dare to fight. Small and huge, dare to beat the old lady? She hit her head on the huge belly and knocked the huge belly to the ground. had to continue to collide, but was pulled by Li Eryi. This helped the huge to step down.

Yu Xiu'e and Da Da Bu broke up, and said menacingly: "The two of us want to invest in the shares of labor and share the dividends of the mushroom factory with you equally. ”

Li Er looked at the leather donkey, the leather donkey looked at the huge, the huge looked at Li Er, the three of them made a look, and went to the hut of the old fort to start discussing, what should I do about this?

Pangda said: "I don't agree with the two members of the old fort to buy shares. They don't have any money, so what do they take as shares? How much is labor worth? Now some of the people who export labor are not working, and some of them are people, I don't believe it, can they still eat pigs with hair if they leave the king butcher? Hum! ”

The donkey asked Li Er's opinion: "What do you say?" ”

Li Erzheng said: "It is said that the labor force is a shareholder, not impossible. The main thing is to calculate the economic account, let's do a good calculation, what is our total income in a year? Look at what is the salary of the old fort couple in a year? Compare and weigh the weight of the two ends, which one is heavier. ”

The donkey muttered, "If the two of them in the old fort become shares, their labor will be high." Take the mushroom factory and treat it as your own business. That's the bright side. On the bad side, the wife of the old fort is unreasonable and messing around, which is not conducive to the development of the enterprise. I'm afraid that it will be easy to ask God in the future, and it will be difficult to send God. ”

Pangda said: "Li Er, say something from your heart." The donkey and I are not optimistic about the old fort. You should know this in your heart. Call not to call the old battery to take shares, we listen to you. In the future, the old fort will become an evil donkey who can't take the reins, do you have a way to deal with it? ”

"Anyway, we can't cheapen the two of the old forts, and let them swallow the fruits of our victory alone." That's a huge bottom line.

Li Er said: "Don't look at Yu Xiu'e as unreasonable, she is a smart person." The ups and downs in the first half of her life have created her indomitable and stubborn character. If she directs her unyielding temper to the study of mushroom cultivation, it will definitely be able to create a lot of economic benefits for us. ”

"What will I do if the tail is not big in the future?" The donkey was still a little worried.

Li Er mysteriously put his mouth next to the ears of the two, whispered a few words, the two immediately clapped their hands and laughed, what did Li Er say, Yu Xiu'e, who was hiding outside and eavesdropping, did not hear, she knew that Li Er's character with not many good ideas and a lot of bad ideas, so she decided to do a good job, and she also knew that she was not Li Er's opponent. Naturally, the huge size of the donkey was not under her words. Playing with them is Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts, a piece of cake. What Yu Xiu'e is afraid of is Li Er. She is not afraid that Li Er will play tricks, she is afraid that Li Er will play tricks, in a word, she will play yin, she sighs to herself. It's not okay if you don't admit that your level is not high.

Li Er led the huge leather donkey, and the three of them came out of the hut, and the leather donkey couldn't wait to announce: "Agree to the two of the old fort to become a shareholder!" Welcome new shareholders to participate in mushroom farming! ”

Huge grinning didn't say anything.

Li Er added: "It's okay to buy shares, you have to invite our three old shareholders." ”

The old fort jumped up happily, with a spring breeze on his face, and said excitedly: "Kidnapper Hotel, I'll treat you at night!" ”

Yu Xiu'e asked Li Er quietly: "What did you say to them secretly just now?" ”

Li Er lowered his voice and said, "You take off your pants first when you sleep." ”

"Get out! It's definitely not that fart, huh! Not to mention, I know how to deal with my intrigues. She pinched Li Er's thigh hard.

Although Li Er hurt badly, he didn't dare to squeak, so he ate this dumb loss in vain. (To be continued......)