Chapter One Hundred and Six Split Personality Patients
There was a jagged glass ballast stuck in the window, and the cold wind was swishing in, and I watched this scene, and my lungs were about to explode.
Judging from a series of events, Ma Xiaoyou is definitely sick, and the girls are quiet, but she is like ADHD, and she will make some trouble for you every three or five days, if you don't come back for a week, she can set the house on fire.
"Hey, I'm talking to you! You look like an Indian dancer, why are you? I snarled at my neck.
Ma Xiaoyou was wrapped in a bath towel and wearing loose pajamas like a Taoist robe, turned his head with a blushing face, bit his fingers and said, "It's broken!" ”
"I'm not blind, of course I see it shattered!!" I yelled furiously.
"Broken peace, broken peace, it's okay girl, how to play, don't be afraid!" The old immortal said on his own.
"Safe Jb, it's not your glass that was smashed, is it??" I kicked him and scolded him viciously.
"Silly?? I ask you why you throw wine bottles! I glanced at the window again and asked Ma Xiaoyou.
"What the do you need to see? You must have drunk the circle, and used your house as a garbage bin! Li Shuishui said succinctly and clearly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was outside the hospital!" Ma Xiaoyou said slowly.
"You're blind!! The bright red pants are hanging in the doorway, don't you see them! ”
I replied angrily, and then continued: "Don't talk useless, lose money!" ”
"Oh, good!"
Ma Xiaoyou's little face nodded obviously a little melancholy, and then walked to his room.
"It's a little wrong, this girl has an urge to see God in her eyes, I guess it's a hurdle, don't move, wait for me to go in and persuade!" The old fairy was about to go to Ma Xiaoyou's house, but was stopped by Li Shuishui.
"What are you doing? Do you want to persuade you like this? The old fairy asked, squinting.
"Why don't you want to think about it, you're going to do this job, can your brother Nan still let you live here?? Baby, there's going to be something going on!! There is Brother Nan here, let's go back and hurry up and rest! Let's go! Li Shuishui pushed the old immortal and said.
"You're sick, what's wrong?" The old fairy asked speechlessly.
"I'm healed!"
"But you really don't have a place to start!"
"As soon as the little light is turned off, my brother is Ma Xiaoyou, his thighs are rattling, you can take a good look when you turn around!" Li Shuishui said a word, and walked into my room with the old immortal
To be honest, before I met An An again, I was always quite strong. Sao, I have a small book, which specifically records the girls I have rolled together on the bed in the past few years.
The exact number is inconvenient to disclose, but it can be expressed in one sentence.
If the motherland needs it, my team can be parachuted into the air as a surprise army. Fish. island
But after meeting An An, I don't seem to be so interested in this kind of matching, and when I look back, I really haven't soaked my sister for a long time
I brushed my head reservedly, ready to have a relationship with Ma Xiaoyou, starting tonight and ending tomorrow morning, I can feel that she urgently needs me at this moment.
"Bang dang!"
I pushed the door and walked into Ma Xiaoyou's boudoir, which had always been clean and simple, but it was a little messy at the moment, with a lot of clothes thrown on the ground, and a series of wine bottles such as beer, red wine, and foreign wine on the desk.
"What are you doing? Want to be a sommelier!? I asked casually and sat on Ma Xiaoyou's bed.
"Your glass money!"
Ma Xiaoyou took out the banknotes from his wallet and handed them to me when he turned around.
"Aren't you a little empty? Is there a kind of rush that doesn't dare to die, and is particularly upset to live? I picked up a bottle of foreign wine, took two sips into my mouth, and asked with a smile.
“!”
Ma Xiaoyou was stunned for a moment.
"Smack!"
I casually put down the wine bottle, raised my hand to turn off the light, walked to Ma Xiaoyou in two steps, held her blushing little face with both hands, tilted my head and lips and kissed it directly.
Ma Xiaoyou was like a lightning strike, a little confused by my actions, and stood stiffly in place.
"Wave!"
I kissed her softly on the lips, and the pale yellow wine in my mouth dripped on her red lips
"Comfort each other?"
I shifted my head to the side, kissed her pink earlobe, and slowly moved forward, she stepped back, and her waist slammed against the desk. I put my left hand around her waist and the palm of my right hand slid over the lace dressing gown on her thigh.
"Are you all like that?"
In the dark room, Ma Xiaoyou's cheeks were blurred, and he could only hear the crisp voice as always.
I was so distracted that I didn't bother to talk, my teeth biting her neck, my palms pushing forward, and she grabbed my wrist just as I was about to reach into her nightdress.
"What? Not used to being here? I asked, frowning.
"I don't love you!" Ma Xiaoyou grabbed my hand and said very seriously.
"I'm going to take off my pants, you're going to talk to me about love?"
"If, because of a little annoyance, I can find a reason to indulge myself and sleep with you seemingly very sadly, then what's the difference between me and the girls you know?" Ma Xiaoyou's voice rang like a copper bell again.
"You're a bit of a disappointment, you know?"
"Sorry for misleading!"
"Sick!"
"Get out!"
"Give me back the glass money!!"
"Get the money out!"
"Okay, I can't stand it for a while, don't call me Ang!"
I gritted my teeth, gasped for air, grabbed the money on the table, turned and left
Outside the door, I walked aggressively, my sweaty head, blowing under the cool breeze, sobered up a little, stopped and stood in place, I regretted a little in my heart, and secretly scolded myself for doing this thing a little inauthentic.
The rabbit doesn't eat the grass by the nest, and Ma Xiaoyou is also very good, but he didn't sleep on it, how embarrassing will it be to meet in the future?
"Let my mother Li Shuishui's illness get me, and I'm getting more and more self-control!"
I stood in the courtyard and smoked a cigarette, gritted my teeth and cursed, turned around and walked into Ma Xiaoyou's room again. At this moment, she was silently packing her things, looking at the large pile of skin care products on the dresser, it could be guessed that she seemed to be ready to take a shower.
When I came in, she looked up and was stunned for a moment, her eyebrows furrowed, and her beautiful eyes flashed with a disgust that she hadn't just had.
"We don't lack girls, you don't have to look at me with this look! As if I could do anything to you! ”
I squinted and said, out of the remaining 20,000 yuan, I took out 2,000 yuan, threw it on her bed, and then said: "Resign from Chen Shihao, you haven't found a job yet, right?!" ”
When she heard my words, she was stunned.
"Don't say that you are a part-time worker, even after graduating from graduate school, it is difficult to find a job now, what do you have to worry about? I'm afraid you'll starve to death, so I'll lend you 2,000 yuan, and I'll pay me back as soon as I get a job, and I'll borrow the money! ”
After saying that, my cow B coaxed away.
Ma Xiaoyou blinked his big eyes, reacted for a long time, and said with a very entangled face: "Scum? Lei Feng? Or what? Gemini's? Split personality?? ”
"Hey, why are you back?"
I was just about to go to my room, when I suddenly heard someone calling me from behind, and when I looked back, the old fairy was holding a rooster with a big red crown and walked back from outside.
"What are you doing here?" I asked, a little confused.
"The whole chicken is gone!" The old fairy said and gestured, the cooing rooster in his arms, and then asked me, "Don't you talk to Youyou?" Done so soon? I'm cāo, you're really neat, you've been neat since you were a child, come, Brother Xian will stew a chicken for you, make up for it! ”
"What are you doing with the whole chicken in the middle of the night!?" I asked, staring wide-eyed.
"Big brother, I haven't eaten all night, I just came back to think about eating a bite, go to the kitchen to see, good guy, I can't stand the hot pot to let your dad eat a mouthful, so I'm thinking about stewing a chicken to eat!"
"What time is it? Where did you get the chickens? I asked, puzzled.
"Steal it!"
“R%$#%^$^!!”
I pointed at him and didn't say anything for a long time, pondered for a while, and scolded with a low gritted teeth: "Can you stop, there are neighbors who have lived here for many years, and tomorrow is now, I won't be able to see anyone yet!" ”
"I've taken it into account what you said!"
"Can you think about a JB Mao, look at what you've become!! Stealing a chicken is still a handicapped drop! Look at its lame legs! I scolded with a white face.
"Shhh, I waited for Shuishui's father to turn off the lights, and then I went to the chicken rack to touch it It was too dark, I didn't see it clearly!" The old fairy whispered.
"Who's dad?"
"Shui Shui Dad!"
"You stole his chicken?"
"Isn't it illegal to steal someone else's house? How smart I am! Can I do something illegal? The old immortal said with a heartfelt voice.
I listened to him, I didn't know what to say, I gave a thumbs up, was silent for three seconds, and turned to leave.
"Old Immortal, Old Immortal, are you back?" Li Shuishui walked out of the house with his coat and crotch in his pants.
"Huh? It's back! ”
"I'm cāo, you have a lot of meat on this chicken!" Li Shuishui said excitedly.
"That must drop, I've been aiming at this chicken for years!"
"Then let's stew it!"
Li Shuishui nodded back, looked at the chicken leg fixedly, and asked a little puzzled: "Hey, why does this chicken look a little familiar!" ”
"The chickens are almost grown, don't ask, hurry up and make a soup!"
The old immortal was a thief, and he was a little flustered when asked by Li Shuishui, he pulled the rooster with his right hand, and trotted straight to the kitchen, raising countless chicken feathers along the way
I looked at them and felt a sense of sadness inexplicably, because it is not too much to say that the chicken grew up watching the water.
And the old immortal accidentally murdered, Li Shuishui's relative
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