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"Dou Dou, pour me a cup of coffee"

"Dou Dou, help me get an apple"

"Dou Dou, help me see if there's anything wrong with this narrative"

"Dou Dou uh, it's okay, I'll go to the toilet first"

Lu Bu laughed on the side: "I said that you guy, take our family Dou Dou as a nanny?" ”

Category Hehe smiled: "Nonsense, Dou Dou is our cousin, how can it be a nanny, Dou Dou, help me change a hot water bottle, this winter, the heating is still broken, it's really a dead person."

Liu Bei sat on the sand on the side and said leisurely: "Young people are squeamish, you see us old guys, there is no." ”

"yes, you don't have any, but if I didn't have you, how could I be so cold? In the summer, you are at home, the air is gloomy, and it is quite cool, but I have suffered from the seedlings in this winter, and the heating is broken, you say, this is not unlucky? I've got a cold, listen, ahh

That's right, they came back from the crypt, and in a blink of an eye, more than two months have passed, and now, it is the middle of winter, and the New Year will be coming soon.

These days, the category is at home as an otaku with peace of mind, and all the previous troubles are thrown out of the clouds, which is called, you should eat and drink, and don't put it in your heart when you encounter something. The category is now open, life in the world, nothing but death, and now I have run back and forth from the entrance of hell, and I am still afraid of a ball?

His current mentality is not at all the frizzy silly boy he was at the beginning. Catch the hell or something. There is no hurry. Anyway, they didn't take the initiative to come to the door, and it's not easy to talk about people, all in order to make a living, out of sight is pure, as long as they don't provoke him, talk about it slowly.

At the very least, let's wait until after the New Year before we start acting.

In these two months. There were a lot of things, in the actions of Shangguan and others, the geographical hall was characterized as involved in the activities of a cult organization, banned, and was suspected of many criminal activities, all the personnel were arrested, and Uncle Li, who had disappeared, was listed as a B-level wanted criminal and wanted in the whole country.

In the Imperial Spirit Hall, it gradually became popular, and the Purple Dragon Daoist drew lots for people every day to tell fortunes. Breaking the disaster and looking at feng shui, I was also very busy. It's a world of difference from the previous coldness.

Oh yes, cripple Guo, the day after this mysterious old guy came back from the category, he ran to the door, muttering that the scope was not interesting enough, and he didn't wait for him to leave, so he followed the land master and came back with soil, not to mention the dust, and when he came up, his head was still stuck in a big stone, almost scared an old lady passing by to death on the spot.

The more he looked like he was nothing, the more awkward the category became, and later Guo Cripple wanted to ask the category to go out of the mountain again and go to the Imperial Spirit Hall to help, but the category naturally refused, he thought to himself, you are a dead lame, and you still want to pretend to be a ghost with me, am I stupid? You can't even beat the big monster that the Divine Monarch can't beat, and you can clean it up, and you still ask me for a?

It's good to write at home and live a good life.

However, the category still relies on hard work to make money, and the advance payment given to him by Uncle Deadwood, he didn't move a penny, and he always thinks about Xiaoyu in his heart.

Lu Bu once said disapprerovingly, if Xiaoyu is really with Hua Xiaoxin, the Hua family is so rich, what do you need him to worry about?

But the category feels that this should be his brother's responsibility, his sister's life is his life, and he can't rely on others, no matter who Xiaoyu marries, it is not a reason for him to shirk responsibility.

Taking care of my sister is my brother's lifelong mission.

The geopolitical hall has collapsed, and there is nothing to do in terms of meritorious deeds. However, after Bajie went back, he told Uncle Deadwood and Shangguan about what happened underground. Of course, the version he talked about was adapted together with the category, only that Uncle Li fled to the underground passage with his subordinates, and the category followed him, and the other party used all kinds of evil magic and demon techniques, sneaky monsters, and the two of them started a life-and-death battle, and several of the category's subordinate ghosts will help, after a desperate struggle, he killed several demons and ghosts on the other side, and Uncle Li himself was attacked by evil spirits, and fled in a frenzy, and his whereabouts are unknown.

As for the matter of the great catastrophe in the world, I didn't even mention it, and I thought about it, although this kind of thing is true, it can't be said that first, if it is not done well, there will be chaos, but it will be framed as a rumor. The second is that no one may believe it, after all, this matter is too serious, just rely on the category and the Bajie little monk, plus a few little ghosts, it can be solved, don't say that others don't believe it, and even the category itself doesn't believe it.

There's no way, he can't say that a large number of people from the underworld are coming, right? That's a leak of heaven, so it's the most correct way to make up a nonsense, both meritorious, not inconspicuous, and there are no loopholes, anyway, all the ghosts are killed, and there is nowhere to find evidence, whatever you say.

What's more, this nonsense still came out of Bajie's mouth, and Deadwood believed it even more, he felt that he had found the right category, and the money for hiring the category was worth it.

The matter here has come to an end for the time being, and all the murder cases, as well as some old cases and unsolved cases that have accumulated for many years, have all been detained on Uncle Li's head, and this guy's crime soon became: the leader and founder of the Li cult organization, suspected of multiple robberies, thefts, murders, and indecent cases. Profanity, force. rape, as well as the abduction and trafficking of women and children.

Good guy, the category can't help but hurt for him, although I don't know if the current Uncle Li is himself, or if he has been completely occupied by the nameless old ghost, in short, this old boy is finished.

Uncle Deadwood and Bajie and others went home, left the city, and when they were leaving, Shangguan and the category went to see them off, Bajie took the hand of the category, and said affectionately: "Senior brother, I have decided, this time I will go back, I will go back to the mountain to find my master, and retreat and do penance." You are a great person, a noble person, a person who has detached from low-level interests, you are not afraid of hardship for the happy life of the toiling masses and the peace and beauty of the human world. Second, he is not afraid of death. Keep fighting. In the end, it was a victory."

Category 1 almost didn't hit his head to death, and begged him with a crying voice: "Hero, just spare me, I now doubt that you are a monk or a political member, go back to retreat, don't go around if you have nothing to do."

Shangguan sneered: "The toilets in your temple are almost out of paper"

Bajie was stunned: "Hey, how do you know that the toilet in our temple is out of paper?" Senior sister, have you been there in the past few days? Is my master here? How is he, how are my brothers and sisters, I have a goldfish in the big tank in my yard, is he still alive? ”

Shangguan screamed miserably, turned around and ran, Bajie shouted behind him: "Don't run, you haven't sued me yet, how do you know that the toilet in our temple is out of paper, by the way, there are rules in our temple." Women are not allowed to enter the back hall."

Category sat in front of the computer, immersed in the memories of these two months. Thinking of the story of Bajie, I couldn't help but snicker, Dou E walked over, handed him a hot water bottle, and asked with a smile: "What interesting story does Mr. remember again?" ”

Category shook his head with a smile and said: "It's nothing, I just think, this life is actually quite interesting, in the past, I was always afraid of death, since I was a teenager, I was worried about this, but now I figured it out, when people die, it is actually a different way to live, as long as you can be happy, you can find fun anywhere, such as her!" ”

Category stretched out his hand and pointed to Ah Xiang, who was squatting on the ground in the corner and telling stories to her bones, Dou E also smiled: "Yes, Ah Xiang is the most carefree, in her world, her bones are the most precious, as long as there are bones, she doesn't care when the sky falls, I really envy her"

Dou E suddenly sighed when she said this, and she was stunned, and asked her, "What, is there anything unhappy?" You see that we are all together, happy and happy, although Sister Rong said that she went back to the land temple, but she said, this is her mother's house, she will come back to see us if she has nothing to do, you can rest assured, she is a fairy, when she wants to come, she will arrive with a gust of wind, faster than taking a taxi. ”

Dou E smiled reluctantly, shook her head and said, "I didn't think of this, but when you mentioned Sister Rong, I also felt it, you said, if one day"

Category Qi said: "What will happen one day, how do you talk today?" ”

Dou E didn't say anything, but Liu Bei took over slowly on the side.

"She wants to say, there is no feast in the world, you should go, you have to leave sooner or later, you can't stop it, this is just a finger, we have been here for half a year, and in a few months, we should also pack up and go back to our hometown."

"Back home?" Category's face was a little ugly, it was not that he didn't know that he had to face this problem sooner or later, but in the past two months, he had been reluctant to think about it, after all, the time was still early, and the happy time was a moment, and he didn't want to mention such sad and depressing things.

"Hehe, Brother Liu, you're thinking too far, there's more than half a year, the days are very long, no one knows what will happen in half a year, why worry, let's talk about being happy, look at Brother Lu, these two months can eat apples, haha"

Lu Bu leaned on the sand with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a big apple in his hand, and he was enjoying it, and he smiled when he heard the words: "What's the matter, haven't you seen a ghost gnawing an apple?" In the past, we smelled, but now it is really eating, I plan, how to live a complete life here, complete, and no regrets when I go back to the underworld, I said big ears, little Dou'e, you think too much, learn from me, learn from the little carpenter, hurry up, make this year more meaningful, is what we need to do"

Liu Bei laughed: "I didn't expect Lu Xiaobu to be open-minded, yes, yes, let's find something meaningful to do, well, I decided, starting tomorrow, I want to learn to surf the Internet." ”

Lu Bu glared at him: "Don't think about it, the computer is mine, you old people should watch TV, this time I won't rob you, you like to watch what you want"

"Hey, why, you're more than ten years older than me, have you forgotten, who is the elderly?"

"You're an old man, you're an old man, I died earlier than you, I'm younger than you, what's wrong?"

The two of them were talking and arguing again, and they stood up helplessly and said, "Don't make trouble, ancestors, I just made a decision, do you want to hear it?" ”――

ps: I recommend a supernatural book, "Supernatural Codex", by Feng Shui Warlock.

A group of construction workers from all over the world, at a wine table to tell each other about some strange events they have experienced, do not talk about people during the day, do not talk about ghosts at night, what kind of strange things will happen to this group of people who talk about ghosts at night? (To be continued......)