Chapter 544
At the same time as the door was opened, he called his sister Xiao Taohong, asked his sister to call Li Er, and hurried to the abduction clinic.
After answering her brother's call, Xiao Taohong didn't dare to slack off, woke up Li Er, who was sleeping beside her, and urged him: "The order is here, get up quickly, and go to worship your eldest brother immediately." Let's go. ”
Li Er staggered, followed behind Xiao Taohong, one foot deep and one shallow, and went straight to the kidnapping clinic, and before he entered the door, he muttered: "Is there a fire or a dead person?" In such a hurry to recruit Lao Tzu, what is the big deal happening at home, can't you wait until dawn? ”
Huge pointed to Erhezi and his uncle who was lying on the ground, and said, "See? This man is trembling in pain, what should I do? He doesn't have any money, you say, should he be sent to the hospital, or should he send his old boy to a rented house in the labor market, and let him wait for the sun to come out of the west? ”
Li Er took a step forward, squatted down, and touched Erheizi's uncle's left calf with his hand, and saw a hole in the leg, dripping with blood. I pinched it with my hand, but unexpectedly, Erhezi and his uncle howled like a pig: "It hurts, it hurts." ”
Seeing this, Li Er laughed out loud and danced a few heights in the kidnapping clinic.
"He can't hold it in pain, and you're still laughing!" Erhezi began to be a little dissatisfied with Li Er.
Li Er laughed and said, "Good thing! Ersunozi, it seems that you have a good drink. Great joy, great joy. ”
What do you mean by that? My second uncle died and came back to life, where did I get the joy, and I was still happy? I'm afraid it's great compassion, right? ”
Li Er pulled Erhezi to his second uncle and squatted down, pointed to the wound on his second uncle's leg and asked, "This is the poisonous hand of those two liars this morning to confirm that your second uncle's waist is broken?" When they put a knife on your second uncle's leg, did your second uncle not move? ”
"Yes, I didn't hear my second uncle cry out in pain."
"Yes, at that time, your second uncle's legs were not yet felt. Now as soon as you move his legs, he howls like a pig. Why? It's his leg that's sentient. What does it mean that the legs have sentience? It means that his waist is healed, and a paralyzed person has sensation in his lower limbs, which means that his two legs will soon be able to get off the ground and walk soon. ”
Ersunzi thought about it, and what Li Er said was very reasonable. He did what Li Er said, and pinched his second uncle hard. Sure enough, his second uncle screamed several times in pain. At this time, Erhezi believed Li Er's judgment. Said happily: "Huge." You are really a miracle doctor, you say, how did you cure my second uncle's waist? You know, he went to several big hospitals with this waist, and ten doctors shook their heads after looking at them, saying that the lumbar spine had flattened the central nervous system, and it was very dangerous to have surgery. It is said that it can't be cured, but it's your huge miracle doctor. It is a miracle in medicine. I admire you, thank you for saving your life, I kowtow to your old man for my second uncle! ”
Liu Xueyin saw that the two sunspots kowtowed to the huge one again and again. He also took out his 3,300 yuan last night and stuffed it into his huge hand. There is indescribable joy in my heart. She quickly collected the money handed over, and immediately bandaged the wound of Erhezi and his uncle, and gave him an anti-inflammatory injection. He was also wrapped up in three days' worth of medicine. And state, these are all free. She asked Erhezi to get his uncle back so that he could give birth. Give him medicine regularly, she estimates, the old guy's legs will soon be able to get off the ground.
Liu Xueyin is a doctor, and of course everyone believes her words. She analyzed: "It may be that the huge hit the old guy crookedly, his dislocated lumbar vertebrae were repositioned, the nerves were originally flattened, and they were not squeezed at once, and the original shape and function were restored after a short time. I'm going to go to jail. ”
After listening to his wife's words, his face turned pale with fright, and he secretly congratulated himself, fortunately in misfortune, he was lucky that he didn't break the patient's waist even more, in that case, didn't he kill Lao Pang? In the future, I don't dare to do this kind of lucky thing, you know, human life is at stake, and you can't make the slightest joke. He looked at the 3,300 yuan that Liu Xueyin had just put away, and muttered in his heart: "This money is not easy to earn, it is not good, if someone dies, he will be imprisoned or even killed!" This is a terrible deal, and I will not dare to do it in the future. He is now beginning to regret that at the beginning, it was not the back pocket that fell, but the handcuffs and shackles that he fell, and he wrapped the handcuffs and shackles around himself when he missed! ”
Liu Xueyin is also sweating for the giant. She quickly cleaned up the two sunspots and his uncle, and sent the two of them back, only then put away the fear, and taught a huge lesson to the big one, and the reason alone talked about three tractors, and talked about a huge one, nodding like a chicken pecking rice, and kept going. Li Er didn't hear half of it, so he couldn't stand it, yawned, stretched his waist, and said, "You two study slowly, give her uncle a good understanding to prevent him from continuing to make mistakes in the future." I see, it's not good to teach a lesson, in the future, wow, maybe kill people and set fires, what kind of big thing will happen, a person is fooling around, and his wife and children will be unlucky. Liu Xueyin, Liu Xueyin, you are the life of wiping people's butts for the rest of your life. Your family is huge, you pull it on the kang at every turn, and you will cause something trouble at every turn, you, you are mentally prepared, take the paper in your hand, and wipe it for him little by little. I went back to sleep first. It's really worrying to have such an uncle on the stall. ”
Xiao Taohong pinched Li Eryi hard, and blamed: "You still don't think the family is chaotic, what kind of person is fanning the flames." Is it that the two of them don't fight for a day, and your heart is itching. ”
Huge rushed over and raised his hand to grab Li Er, but Xiao Taohong held his hand and persuaded: "Brother, just pay attention in the future, there is no need to be like Li Er's-stirring stick." Sister-in-law, go to sleep, anyway, because of a blessing in disguise, my brother handed you 6,600 yuan from last night, for the sake of money, spare him. My brother is a member of the lucky general, and the auspicious people have their own natural appearance, and the emperor will bless him. ”
Xiao Taohong pulled Li Er, and the two of them went out of the abduction clinic. In the distance, you can still hear Xiao Taohong's voice teaching Li Er: "In the future, you don't stick a mallet in my brother's eyes!" Be careful I cut your ??????"
The labor market is a place of right and wrong, and although it was a fluke that healed the waist of Erheiko and his uncle, it was something that had not happened for thousands of years. Pinch your fingers and calculate, since Pangu opened the sky and the earth, I have heard of this huge time! The labor market is categorically unable to set foot in anymore, and the huge can't stay at home, so they follow the old practice and go to the leather donkey's leather chicken shop and watch the leather donkey sell chickens. If you're lucky, you can meet Li Er playing chess with a donkey, and you can drink a few cups of tea that don't cost money.
That night, the donkey didn't make any money, and he felt aggrieved, and in the past two days, he scolded as soon as he saw the huge: "Huge, Wang Ba has turtle luck!" You kid became a king and made a fortune. Don't you pretend to be pitiful every day, saying that you have a terminal illness? Why don't you stretch your legs and breathe? I said a long time ago, you don't have to worry about your wife's affairs, you have my donkey. She, it's a big deal that she can't get married, so I'll come to a prison guard to steal it, anyway, one sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also released, and I don't have to worry about panic when I have more wives. Rest assured, I won't let you down. In case I derelict in my duties, wouldn't Li Er still be on top of it. Don't dare to say anything else, he is an expert at taking care of women. ”
Huge listened to the chatter of the leather donkey, and didn't say anything, just a smile on his face. When the donkey stared at the chessboard with his eyes and concentrated on dealing with General Li Er, his hand had already taken a chicken on the shelf in his hand, and he lowered his head and gnawed violently. When the donkey finished dealing with Li Er's general, it felt a little wrong, huh? How does it smell like chicken? He was still wondering in his heart, he didn't sell chickens just now, why did it sound like gnawing chickens? When I hurriedly looked up, something was wrong! He had almost eaten the fattest chicken on the shelf, and he saw that the donkey had discovered his tricks, and hurriedly put the roast chicken with only the skeleton in his hand back on the shelf. stole and ate other people's chickens, not only did he not blush, but he smiled happily. But the shameless arrived home. The belly of the leather donkey is bulging, three points bigger than the belly of the toad. He scolded: "The weasel that doesn't have a long tail, call your wife to settle the bill, I will record it for you here, a huge chicken." ”
In order to prevent a huge amount of debt, the donkey hurriedly took out the bookkeeping book, wrote down the year, month and day, and the number of chickens, and asked the huge to sign his name and put it away, so that he could continue to play chess with Li Er with confidence.
Hearing that there was no movement behind him, Li Er smiled vigorously at the sky. The leather donkey felt that the situation was wrong, and when he looked back, he held the No. 2 chicken on the shelf in his hand, gnawed all the way, and strode home!
The leather donkey got up to chase after the huge one, but was pulled by Li Eryi and persuaded: "Blind donkey, don't you want to think about it, can the chicken still be sold when it is chased back?" ”
The donkey thought about it, and what Li Er said was also true, who wants the half-pulled chicken. So, he shouted at the huge back: "Today's two chickens, I keep the account!" ”
I don't know if he heard the words of the donkey, anyway, he didn't make a sound, and he didn't look back, he gnawed all the way home, as for how he told his wife Liu Xueyin when he went home, whether it was a chicken or two chickens, no one knows.
The leather donkey looked at the huge walking posture, majestic and high-spirited. frowned and said: "Second Master Li, I see that the illness of the huge Wang Ba must be pretended, whose patient can eat two chickens in one meal?" Even an old weasel can't eat two chickens a day, you know, the weasel is the ancestor of chickens! (To be continued......)