Chapter 145: When a Fool Meets a Fat Man
The stupid big one looked at it and asked, "What about this side?" β
"Here, I'm also a guy invited by someone!" Yang Kang said as he closed the door and went out, and then took the stupid big man to a restaurant near the antique street to eat, and when he came back, he took 20,000 cash from the ATM, handed him and said with a smile, "The salary is five thousand a month, this is not included in the salary, I have some things to trouble you." β
"Little prince, you don't need so much money!" The stupid big man shook his head and said, "My mother passed away last year, so I don't have any expenses, and I can rest assured with you, what do you want so much money for?" β
"I have something for you to do, and if you need money, you should guard this first, and you will not be looking for me in the future." Yang Kang said,
"That's good!" When the stupid big man heard him say this, he immediately nodded and took the money.
"You still live where you were?" Yang Kang asked.
"yes!" The stupid big man followed him as he said, "It's a messy place, but the rent is cheap." β
Yang Kang thought for a while and said, "When Yuzhenzhai is renovated, you will quit the rental house and move to me." β
"This feeling is good!" The stupid big man smiled, "I don't pick, it's good to have a place to live." Boss, now that you have money, why do you have to work for others, you have your own faΓ§ade and do your own business. β
For this problem, the stupid big man is puzzled.
"Boss Shao is very good to me!" Yang Kang said with a smile, "I live in Ruyi Fang, which is no different from living in Yuzhen Zhai, and besides, Boss Shao is now abroad, and I am alone in the huge Ruyi Fang." I can't just leave, let's wait for Boss Shao to return to China. β
Hearing Yang Kang say this, the stupid big man nodded as if he didn't understand, he still didn't understand a little, and he felt that such a complicated thing was not something he could figure out.
The two soon returned to Ruyi Fang, and Yang Kang smiled: "I want to take a nap in the afternoon, if you are fine, why don't you sleep too?" As he spoke, he pointed to the couch in the living room.
"I hate napping the most!" The stupid big man said. "When I was a kid in school. The nap is noisy, and I don't know how many blackboards I have stood on. β
"Then you read the book?" Yang Kang smiled and shook his head.
"I get a headache when I see a book." The stupid big man shook his head and said, "You go to take a nap." I'll take care of the faΓ§ade for you. Just right. β
"Done!" Yang Kang said. Immediately went upstairs.
At half past two in the afternoon, Guo Fatzi returned to Ruyi Fang in the dust, through the clear glass door. And he saw a strong man, sitting at the door.
Guo Fatzi almost thought that he was in the wrong place? However, if you take a closer look, it is indeed Ruyi Fang, right? So, he pushed open the door and walked in.
Seeing someone come in, the stupid big man suddenly became nervous, he was so big, he had never done business before, and he didn't know how to attract customers, so he just looked at Guo Fatzi, for a while, he finally couldn't hold it back, and asked, "What are you doing?" β
"What do you do?" Guo Fatzi also didn't understand, who is this person? He just went out for a long time, why is there one more person in Ruyifang?
The stupid big man scratched his head, and then said: "I am the driver invited by the little prince, do you want to buy anything?" β
"Driver?" For a moment, no matter how Guo Fatzi looked at that fool, he was uncomfortable, and immediately cursed in a low voice.
"Hey, do you want to buy something?" Although the stupid big man didn't hear what Guo Fat Man was scolding clearly, he could guarantee that it was definitely not a good word, and this dead fat man should have scolded him.
Hum!
"I'm looking for the little prince!" Guo Fatzi gave a stupid look and said dissatisfiedly.
"He's sleeping!" The stupid big man said seriously, "He hates being woken up when he's sleeping, and besides, you're so dirty." As he spoke, he looked at Guo Fatzi with disgust.
Earlier, they all knew that Yang Kang had a habit of cleanliness, he always liked to clean everything up, and besides, he would ask them to be the same as him, Jiang Youwei and the stupid big man were scolded by him.
Therefore, the stupid big man looked at Guo Fatzi's dusty appearance, and immediately shook his head.
"Damn, you still hate me for being dirty?" Guo Fatzi really wants to cry without tears, he helped the master get some things today, ran a lot of places, due to the heat, he naturally opened the window when driving, it didn't rain for several days, and now the ground is dusty, he is naturally a body of dust, plus the smell of sweat, he also admitted that he is really dirty today, and he smells of sweat.
"You're really dirty, you should go home and wash up and come back." The stupid big man said seriously.
"You-get out of the way!" Guo Fat gritted his teeth, and immediately wanted to push away the stupid big man, but even he didn't expect that he pushed it brutely, and the strong man didn't move.
"Huh?" Guo Fatzi was a little surprised.
"You fat man, do you want to fight?" The stupid big man came back to his senses at this time and said seriously, "Shall we go outside and fight?" If something is broken here, it will definitely be compensated. β
Guo Fatzi really wanted to throw this strong man out of the door, really, the more he looked at him, the more unpleasant he became-he had to tell Yang Kang to let him dismiss this driver, and he would just drive him.
"If I beat you, will you get out?" Guo Fatzi said.
For this question, the stupid big man thought for a while, and then he finally understood, and said, "No! β
"Why?" Guo Fatzi asked.
"You're not a teacher, why do you keep asking why?" The stupid big man gave him a fierce look and said, "I'm out, what should you do if you steal?" Such a simple question, you still have to ask? β
"I ......" Guo Fatzi was really defeated, no, he had to find Yang Kang to ask clearly, where did this damn fool come from?
He can assure him that there is definitely something wrong with this person's brain circuitry.
So, Guo Fatzi took out his mobile phone and began to dial Yang Kang's number, and after a while, Yang Kang answered the phone-
"Fatty, where are you?" Yang Kang slept a little dazed.
"Ruyi Fang. I've run into a fool. Guo Fatzi said, "Little prince, what's the matter with that fool?" β
"You said stupid, the driver I hired!" Yang Kang then remembered that the stupid big man took care of the faΓ§ade for him today, and when Guo Fatzi came back, the two naturally met.
"What are you doing with a driver?" Guo Fatzi was almost about to roar.
"I ......" Yang Kang sat up from the bed, he was a little aggrieved by Guo Fatzi's yelling, he hired a driver, what did he do to hinder him?
"What's wrong with the little prince asking me to be the driver?" This time. The stupid big man finally got out of his anger. Who is this man? Yelling and yelling at their boss, fuck, this fat man ran into him today, if he ran into the general. You have to beat him all over the ground to find teeth.
"I sue sΓΉ me. I've got a good temper. Don't beat you up, huh! The stupid big man said to Guo Fatzi.
Yang Kang heard it clearly on the phone, and suddenly remembered the mighty behavior of this fool and the general back then. Immediately hurriedly went downstairs, and then he saw Guo Fatzi and the stupid big eyes staring at each other, if it wasn't that Ruyifang was not big enough, I was afraid that these two people would have already started at this time.
"Little prince, you say, what do you ask a driver for?" Guo Fatzi pulled Yang Kang and said dissatisfiedly, "I hate this fool when I see it." β
"I also hate fat people, I hate them so much, things that waste food for nothing." The stupid big man yelled loudly.
Yang Kang wanted not to laugh, but when he heard the stupid big man say this, he couldn't hold back.
"Little prince, I'll be serious with you." Guo Fatzi said.
"Huh? You said? Yang Kang said, "Dasha is my classmate, knows some kung fu, has been a soldier for a few years, and after a few days Yuzhenzhai is renovated, he will show me the faΓ§ade, and then I will go out and drive for me, what's wrong with you?" β
"I'm not going to drive you, am I? Why did you ask a fool to come back? Guo Fatzi finally roared out the depression in his heart.
"Boss, is this guy trying to grab a job with me?" The stupid big man finally came back to his senses at this time, and immediately shouted, "Don't even think about it." β
"What's wrong with me driving you, I don't want a salary yet." Guo Fatzi glared at the fool fiercely and scolded, "I'm much more reliable than this fool." β
"Boss, I don't want a salary anymore, just two meals a day!" The stupid big man didn't expect that he had only been on his first day of work, so why did he encounter someone grabbing a job, and immediately said not to be outdone.
"Little prince, I care about you two meals a day, you let this fool get out." Guo Fatzi said.
Yang Kang took a step back before he dared to speak, he couldn't figure out where this Guo Fatzi's anger came from-
"Don't you usually take care of me three meals a day?" Yang Kang said.
Guo Fatzi calmed down for a moment, looked at the strong man, was full of discomfort, thought about it, and said, "Little Wangye, shall we go upstairs and talk?" β
"Okay!" Yang Kang nodded, he couldn't figure out why Guo Fatzi was so angry, he had to understand, otherwise, Guo Fatzi and the stupid big man would inevitably have conflicts in the future.
"Dasha, sit down for a while, and I'll come right away." Yang Kang said.
"Boss, if this dead fat man dares to beat you, you will call me immediately!" The stupid big man nodded, and then glared at Guo Fatzi fiercely.
Guo Fatzi didn't bother to bother with him, and immediately followed Yang Kang upstairs.
"Fatty, what's wrong with you?" Yang Kang sat down in the room and asked puzzled.
"Isn't it usually me who drives for you? Why would you even want to hire someone? Guo Fatzi asked directly, "Dislike my driving skills?" β
"Fatty, we're friends." Yang Kang doesn't know what to say, they are friends, he can't always use him as a driver, this doesn't count, the point is, Guo Fatzi accompanies him when he is fine, he will always have something, right?
"I said fatty, you can't hang out with me like this all the time, can you?" Yang Kang asked.
"Why can't I hang out with you all the time?" Guo Fatzi asked puzzled.
Yang Kang suddenly felt that something seemed to be wrong, starting from when he met this fat man, and then- Guo Fat Man found an excuse to move to Ruyifang?
Yes, he doesn't know how to cook, he also hates cooking by himself, and he has to wash those pots and dishes, he is also bored to stay alone in Ruyifang, and he can talk to Guo Fatzi......
However, listening to what Guo Fatzi meant, it seems that it is not just a short time to eat with him, but a long-term plan.
"All in all, in a word, in a word, you let that fool get out, what's the matter, I'll do it for you, I'm your playmate, okay?" Guo Fatzi said a little anxiously.
"What did you say?" Yang Kang was stunned and asked, "Playmate?" β
Guo Fatzi was stunned for a moment, only to know that he was in a hurry, he actually said that he had leaked his mouth, and immediately closed his mouth and said nothing.
"Fatty, what the hell is going on?" Yang Kang said.
"That's it, our big boss said, you need a playmate, and I'm more suitable." Guo Fatzi said angrily, "Don't ask so much, okay?" β
"Who's your big boss?" Yang Kang frowned slightly, it seemed that Guo Fatzi's organization was far more complex and huge than he imagined.
"A big boss is a big boss, anyway-" Guo Fatzi looked at him with some frustration and said, "In a word, I am your playmate, if there is no accident, I will accompany you for the rest of my life!" β
"Thank goodness!" Yang Kang muttered, "I only love beautiful women, I don't love fat people at all." β
"You ......" Guo Fatzi didn't know what to say.
"Cheng Chengcheng, I understand, you are not from the field, you still have a big boss, right?" Yang Kang asked, "Is that so?" Then, your boss took the wrong medicine, why did you arrange a playmate for me, I'm such a big person, do I need a playmate? β
He didn't ask them who the big boss was, anyway, he wouldn't tell the dead fat man if he asked.
Guo Fatzi looked at him, but he didn't speak.
"Fatty, if you don't explain it to me clearly today, then, you take your things and move out of Ruyi Fang." Yang Kang said as he untied the piece of mutton fat white jade lily from his body, handed it to him, and said, "I will give you the money for the things that are sold, and we will settle the accounts clearly." β
Guo Fatzi sat down on the ground, pulled his hair in frustration, and then said, "This matter has to start from the beginning." β
"You say, I have time." Yang Kang said.
Guo Fatzi glanced at him, thought for a while, and said, "Your father passed away the spring before last, right?" β
"Yes!" Yang Kang nodded.
"In the beginning, we didn't know or know that you were a person." Guo Fatzi said, "Even Uncle Bai doesn't know, he will supply your father as an ordinary antique dealer, I won't hide it from you, after we get our things, we always have to make a move, antique dealers like your father, we don't know how many, one person dies, or where there is an accident, we don't care."
Anyway, I don't know how many antique dealers in the whole country, crying and shouting that they want to trade with us, really. β
"I know, get to the point!" Yang Kang said.
(Guo Fatzi smiled serially: "The point?") If you give me a monthly pass, I'll sue you! (To be continued......)