Chapter 0088 - Thinking Too Much
"I'm not tired!" Yun Zhan said blankly.
"In order to save me today, you fought with those killers, aren't you tired?" Messa asked, confused.
"I'm really not tired, those killers are not masters, not to mention, the third child said that this is not the most tiring thing for men." Yun Zhan said casually.
Mei Shasha handed half a glass of red wine to Yun Zhan, and asked curiously, "Isn't the most tiring thing about fighting?" So what do you feel most tired about? ”
"The most tiring thing isn't actually fighting, huh...... It's also a fight! ”
"What kind of mess?" The more Mesa listened, the more confused she became.
"The third child said that fighting with men is not the most tiring thing, he thinks that fighting between men and women is the most tiring," Yun Zhan explained, then pursed his lips, and said with some doubts: "But I haven't fought with women, and I doubt the authenticity of what the third child said." ”
"Your suspicion is right, no matter what, a woman's physique is always much worse than that of a man, obviously, it is definitely much easier for a man to beat a woman than for a man to beat a man." Mesa Sha agrees with Yun Zhan's suspicions, then what kind of third is just nonsense.
Mesa Sha was sad for Yun Zhan, there was a nonsense master like the third child, no wonder Yun Zhan didn't know much about the truth.
Yun Zhan nodded and said, "Yes, I think so too, but the third always says that men and women fight in bed, and it's always men who are tired, hum...... The old tripartite is clearly fooling me. I won't believe it. ”
"......" Mesa was dumbfounded, and soon her face was already red, because she understood the true meaning of this "tired".
The fight between men and women mentioned by the third child is the kind of fight in bed?
Then he's really right, most of the time, this kind of fight will only be tired of men.
Of course, if a man encounters a woman who takes the initiative and is pushed backwards, it may be the woman who is tired.
Mei Shasha couldn't help but smile bitterly, who are these masters of Yun Zhan?
Well...... It's all abnormal neurosis, no wonder the apprentices who are taught will look for girlfriends everywhere, and they don't know the rules at all.
"Okay, don't talk about that, let's eat." Obviously, Mesa didn't want to discuss things with Yun Zhan about whether she was tired or not.
Well...... It was embarrassing and shy to discuss the fight between men and women in bed.
"Oh!"
"Cloud War, compensate me for my craftsmanship!" Mesa Sha had already put behind the things of being tired or not, but diligently picked up vegetables for Yun Zhan, until Yun Zhan's bowl pushed the dishes like a mountain, she put down her chopsticks, then raised her wine glass, and said: "Yun Zhan, I toast you, this cup thanks you for saving me twice." ”
"You are my girlfriend, it is my duty to save you, I don't need to thank you." Yun Zhan said with a smile, but he still raised his wine glass, touched it with Mesasha's wine glass, and raised his head to drain the red wine in the glass.
"Hmm...... You have to remember what you said! Mesa smiled lightly and drained the glass of red wine.
"What do you say?" Yun Zhan asked a little blankly.
"I'm your girlfriend!" Messa winked playfully.
"That's a must!" Yun Zhan immediately nodded and said.
"Hmm...... Dine! Mei Shasha smiled sweetly, however, seeing that Yun Zhan didn't mean to move the chopsticks, she asked suspiciously, "Why don't you eat it?" ”
"This ......" Yun Zhan was depressed, when he was in the restaurant with Zhong Yueyan just now, the woman ordered a whole table of dishes, which were basically killed by him, at this time, his stomach was already holding on, even if Meshasha made delicacies from the mountains and seas, where could he still eat?
"Hmph...... also said that the dishes made by others are exquisite, and you don't even use chopsticks, which is clearly duplicitous. Messa pouted in dissatisfaction.
"I eat, I eat!" Yun Zhan smiled bitterly, he was not afraid of the sky or the earth, he was afraid that his girlfriend would be angry!
So it doesn't matter if the stomach can hold up or not, or gobble up the dishes that Mesa Sandwich has.
Seeing Yun Zhan gulping down his own food, Mesa Sha was happy, as long as Yun Zhan took a bite, she would put a clip of vegetables into Yun Zhan's bowl, and always kept the dishes in Yun Zhan's bowl in a state of piling up.
Cloud Warfare will reject people, but it will not refuse girlfriends.
In this case, Yun Zhan could only eliminate a table of dishes depressedly, and when the last bite of food was swallowed into his stomach, he was already bitter, and he collapsed on the chair with his stomach that was about to burst, and he couldn't stand up anymore.
Misa was so immersed in happiness that she didn't notice Yun Zhan's expression, and like a hardworking wife, she began to clean up the table.
It seemed uncomfortable to slump in his chair, Yun Zhan moved himself to the sofa, turned on the TV, and was playing a boring soap opera, it was so boring, Yun Zhan felt that he had to find something interesting to do.
What's interesting?
Naturally, looking at beautiful women is what Yun Zhan is most interested in, so he looks for Mesa Sha's figure with his eyes.
Yun Zhan sat on the sofa, picking at the residue between his teeth with a toothpick, looking at Messasha's busy figure, it was very pleasant, he enjoyed this breath very much.
Although he survived the rich dinner just now, he had to admit that Mesasha's cooking skills were quite good.
Gee...... The people are still beautiful and can be brought out, huh...... If you enter the hall and go down to the kitchen, you don't know if you can get into bed?
In fact, this is not a problem at all, Yun Zhan can imagine that with Mesasa's flawless body, as long as he falls on the bed and does nothing, he can make all men want to stop, and they want to die.
Of course, if in bed, this nurse girl can take the initiative and be coquettish, even if the men are dead!
Yun Zhan couldn't help but laugh wickedly.
Well...... How do you sing that lyric?
That's right...... Love when you're dead!
"What are you laughing at? It looks so obscene. ”
When Yun Zhan was immersed in obscenity, Mesa Sha was already standing in front of the sofa with a mop at some point, and was looking at Yun Zhan with a surprised expression.
"Hey...... It's nothing. Yun Zhan smiled obscenely, all he was thinking about just now was a dirty thing, this is a serious issue related to his own image, and it must not be said.
"Inexplicably!"
Mesa rolled her eyes, didn't bother to pay attention to the clouds, bent down and began to mop the floor, since it was at home, she chose a very homely, loose pink low-cut T-shirt to wear on her body.
Under this bow, the neckline naturally opened, and it was easy to present her white trench in front of Yun Zhan's eyes.
For such an opportunity, will Cloud War be missed?
Well...... As a man who is too normal to be normal, Yun Zhan naturally won't miss it, so he is already excited, his eyes are straight, and he doesn't blink.
"Knock ......" Looking at it, we Yun Zhan made a sound of spitting out of his throat.
Obviously, this unusual voice was heard by Meshasha, she raised her head, looked at Yun Zhan, and asked, "What sound?" ”
"What...... What was that? Pure Yun Zhan asked blankly.
"It's the sound of 'coo', it seems to be the sound of swallowing saliva." Mesa said with a straight face.
"No...... Why didn't I hear that? Probably rat bark! ”
“……”
Looking at the pretending cloud battle, Mesa rolled her eyes speechlessly.
Mouse?
Sure enough, it's a big mouse, and it's a pervert.
Hum...... Don't think I don't know what you're doing, bastard?
If you want to see it, just look at it openly, it's not that people don't show it to you, who let you peep?
Of course, in this case, Mesa Shasha can only think about it in her heart, but she doesn't dare to say it.
If she said it, it would set her body on fire, and she knew very well that if it stimulated Yun Zhan, it would not be to see it, and this guy would definitely take action.
Well...... Men can't resist temptation.
Although she is ready, after all, she is still a young girl who has not gone through personnel, and she will not take the initiative.
Well...... A girl's mind, boy, you don't guess.
Yun Zhan naturally didn't know what Mesa Sha was thinking, at this time, the only thing he thought about was not to let Mesa Sha find out that he was spying on her just now.
Well...... As a decent gentleman, how could he let others know that he was voyeurizing?
So Yun Zhan absolutely couldn't admit it, and because of this, for the sake of image and face, he missed an excellent opportunity.
Although helpless, Mesa didn't say anything more and continued to clean the room.
During this period, Yun Zhan also went to the toilet twice, releasing some of the weight in his stomach, and he also felt a lot more relaxed.
After being busy for a long time, Mesa finished her work, sat down next to Yun Zhan, naturally pillowed her head on Yun Zhan's shoulder, and asked, "What TV series are you watching?" ”
"I don't know!" Yun Zhan instinctively responded.
"You don't know what you're doing when you watch TV?" Messa rolled her eyes speechlessly.
"Just take a look, I didn't pay attention!" It's strange to pay attention, Yun Zhan thought in his heart, just now he had been reminiscing about the beautiful scenery he had seen from Mesasa's neckline, so he would have noticed what was playing on the TV?
Mei Shasha just smiled lightly, and did not dwell on the question, but slowly closed her eyes and leaned on Yun Zhan's body tightly.
She seemed to enjoy the feeling, the warm feeling, leaning against the man, she felt all the security she had never felt before.
"Nurse girl, what's wrong? Tired? Yun Zhan asked with concern.
"Hmm...... I've been through a lot of things this day, I'm tired, I'm tired! Mesa said softly.
"Nurse girl, go to bed when you're tired! Just get some sleep. Yun Zhan said softly.
"I just don't want to move!"
"It's okay if you don't want to move, I'll carry you in!" This is a good opportunity to infiltrate Mesasa's room, how could Yun Zhan miss it?
"Don't ...... Yun Zhan, I want to sleep with you tonight! Mesa stopped.
"Go to your room, you can sleep on me too! Even if you do something to me, I don't think I will refuse. Yun Zhan blinked and smiled unscrupulously.
"Uh...... What do I do to you? I'm afraid what you're doing to me, right? Hum...... Pervert! Mesa opened her eyes and gave Yun Zhan a blank look.
"Hey...... You're thinking too much. ”