Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Great Sedan Washington
"Damn! What is this place? Why I don't understand their language! ”
"Damn! The earthlings! Damn the Americans! Don't you want to let the sedan help you again, I'm going to turn you all into slaves! Yes, all! ……”
"No, no, no...... I don't call it a sedan chair...... God, look what they have done to me, I have forgotten my great surname......"
"Calm down, calm sedan car, you are free now! You don't need to listen to the Yankees anymore, you need a great name! ”
"Yes, from now on, I'm going to call a sedan chair. Washington! I'm going to pick a good parasite and build a spaceship out of this hellish place! ”
"Oh...... I'm starting to grieve a little, my home planet, my great Saint-Kai Empire! ”
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In the 'Dingfeng Express' distribution center in Jianghang City, a container sent from California to Jianghang Commercial Building was scolding.
It was a cherry-red women's leather bag that spoke, and perhaps it was time to call him a sedan chair. Washington......
The sedan chair is not an earthling, his real name is Dila Avis, and he lives in the Dodora system, which is farther away than Alpha.
The body structure of the sedan chair is somewhat similar to that of the invertebrate octopus in the ocean, and the whole body is composed of proteins and carbohydrates, which has the ability to mimic deformation.
He has a well-developed brain that can sense and control living beings through 1 meter thick concrete.
What makes the sedan chair proudest is that he doesn't have to look for mates to reproduce like earthlings, because he has completely evolved the useless reproductive system!
In the Holy Kaixing Empire, he owns a land of 39 million square kilometers and 300 million people, as well as 6,000 Sun-class warships!
Even so, he was still not satisfied, he hoped to obtain the entire beautiful Shengkai Star and become the emperor of tens of billions of people!
So, the Grand Duke of the Holy Kai Empire betrayed his elder brother and launched a war of treason in 1877 Earth time.
A month later, after losing the sedan war, he was imprisoned by his brother Dura Ives in an area of only 1,000 square kilometers and served with only 2,000 slaves!
"It's so damning! How can you do this to a brother who has the same blood as you! You're so ruthless, Dura, you're a demon, a tyrant, an executioner! ”
"I curse you—"
Five earth years have passed, and the sedan chair spends every day in the water and fire, and he longs to return to his land like an eagle.
One day, his servant Theodore brings good news that he has invented a device that allows him to travel through time and space.
This device is shaped like a giant ring, about 3 people tall, and can create wormholes through space-time distortion to travel to another world! Of course, the amount of energy required is also very impressive.
"Great!"
Overjoyed, the sedan chair executed his servant on the spot.
He swore to his great surname, that he was going to make a comeback, that he was going to make his cold brother pay for it badly, that he wanted tyrants who often 'lost their freedom'!
So, the sedan Washington drove the device away from St. Cat's Star and into the beautiful earth......
During World War I, he was an active demon.
During World War II, he was the mastermind behind the scenes.
When it came to the Cold War, he suddenly found himself imprisoned again......
The Americans betrayed him!
"Bastard!"
For the sake of the party, the sedan decided to surrender to the earthlings for a period of time, and tricked 300 scientists into making a repair of the 'wormhole device'.
On June 24, 2012, the installation was successfully put into operation with a round of applause!
After controlling a staff member, the sedan is driving the device and preparing to leave the earth!
However, at the last moment, an agent hit the device's concentrator with a gun, causing the wormhole to twist and cause a widespread power outage within 500 kilometers.
By the time the U.S. military took over the area, he had disappeared and the entire laboratory had become a huge cave.
He and the U.S. military didn't know what to do, and the twisted wormhole did not disappear, but contracted and shifted a little, and crossed the ocean to the vast land of China!
……
At 10 o'clock in the morning, the Jianghang Commercial Building was crowded, and at the entrance, Yang Qingqing and Feiyan held Yang Ye from left to right, and Liu Huan and Shiru followed behind.
Wang Yan had been hiding in the room due to her aunt's problem and declined their invitation.
It is said that this morning's 'accidental confession incident' has made everyone's attitude towards Wang Yan change 180°, and everyone has a lot of good feelings towards her.
"Sister, I don't think I need to buy it."
Yang Ye struggled his shoulders and smiled bitterly: "Look at me, I have the figure of a skeleton monster, and I definitely don't look good in a suit......"
"How can this work? Tomorrow is called a press conference, and not wearing a suit is not like that! ”
Speaking of this, Yang Qingqing thought about Ma Qingyun's appearance and said: "Look at Mr. Ma, the whole cat in the water, isn't it quite temperamental to wear a suit?" ”
"Hehe......"
Liu Feiyan smiled and kissed Yang Ye on the cheek: "That's it, you are much more handsome than him, you must look good in a suit!" Let's go, I'll buy you ......."
"Hehe, sister-in-law is good!" Liu Huan pushed open the revolving door and said, "Sister-in-law, buy me a body too!" ”
"Buy, buy, buy, buy!" Liu Feiyan was extremely happy now, patted her bag and said with a smile: "Sister Shiru, Sister Qingqing, you can also choose whatever you want, everything you buy today is mine!" ”
Wang Shiru looked at Yang Ye and said with a smile: "Little sister, this is a rich man, right?" Okay, my sister will squeeze out your private money today, anyway, you are now a tyrant's wife! ”
"No...... I'm not married yet! ”
"Isn't that fast? Brother, wait until this is over......"
"That's good." Looking at the happy faces, Yang Ye now feels comfortable all over his body, this is what he wants to live.
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At 10:30, Feiyan and the others felt unsatisfactory after visiting several suit stores on the first floor, so they went to a French famous brand store on the second floor.
The interior of this store is very stylish, with black and white lines, gray wallpaper, and the overall design is simple and artistic.
Three or five couples were choosing clothes, and the shopping guide happily stepped forward and smiled: "Hello, which man are you going to buy clothes for?" ”
"Both of them!"
"Okay, let's see which one is suitable first......"
"Hmm!"
Liu Feiyan took Yang Ye around the store, and those men and women looked at them intently.
"This black set is good, do you think Yang Ye looks good?"
Yang Ye dragged his chin and nodded: "Yes, sister, Huanzi, what do you think?" ”
"I think it's okay! This beauty, please take that set off. ”
"It's good." He smiled happily and took off the black suit: "Miss really has a vision, this suit is designed by the famous French designer Mr. Milan." What size does the gentleman wear? ”
"This ......" Yang Ye said embarrassedly: "I don't know either, can you help me measure it?" ”
"It's good. Please wait a moment, sir. ”
After some measurements, Yang Ye took a set of 175 from the shopping guide and walked into the locker room.
At this time, a man standing opposite pushed away his female companion and walked up to Liu Feiyan and said, "Hello this young lady, my name is Liu Jiayin, have we met somewhere?" ”
"Seen?"
Feiyan didn't understand what the other party meant, Shiru whispered to the one named Liu Jiayin: "Little sister, he wants to soak you!" ”
"Humph!" Hearing her cousin's guidance, Liu Feiyan's face pulled down a little: "I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person." ”
"Really? Isn't that now known? ”
Liu Jiayin took out a business card in a posture that he thought was very handsome: "Can you make a friend, this is my famous ......"
"I'm rubbing! How dare you ** my sister-in-law? ”
Liu Huan pushed it away, glared and said, "If you are paralyzed, one more mouth, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”
"You!" Liu Jiayin forcibly stabilized his heels, held his breath and said: "This gentleman, please be respectful, not everyone you can offend, look at my business card clearly......"
"Look at you paralyzed! Lao Tzu will smoke you to death! ”
Liu Huan stepped forward and stomped on his stomach, and when he was about to raise his hand, Yang Ye walked out of the locker room wearing the half-changed suit shirt he had just changed.
"Huanzi! What's going on? Yang Ye asked while tying cufflinks.
The black shirt and trousers set him off cool and mature, and even the discerning Wang Shiru couldn't help but pay full attention.
"So handsome!" All the women couldn't help but exclaim in a low voice, Liu Feiyan hurriedly ran over and said, "Yang Ye, he ......"
"Brother! He accosted his sister-in-law just now, and he clearly wanted to ** sister-in-law! Liu Huan pointed at Liu Jiayin in annoyance.
"Really?" Yang Ye lowered his head when he saw Feiyan's face flushed, stepped forward to help Liu Jiayin and said, "I'm sorry sir, my brother is a little impulsive, you don't have anything to do, right?" ”
"You said there was something wrong?!" Liu Jiayin shook off Yang Ye's arm, covered her stomach and walked out of the store quickly.
The reason why he walked so smoothly was because at the moment of being beaten, he suddenly remembered a set of pictures on the news.
When he saw Yang Ye come out, he was already 9 out of 9 sure that Liu Feiyan was the secretary's daughter mentioned in the news, and the man in front of him was ......
It is Yang Ye, who has a close relationship with Ma Qingyun!
"Go to Nima's! Why is the idea so unlucky today, if you want to play with a woman, you will encounter hard stubble! Get out of the way, don't touch me! ”
……
"Yang Ye, I ......"
Feiyan carefully pulled Yang Ye's arm, bit her red lip and said, "I didn't ** him, it was him who ......"
"It's fine." Yang Ye kissed her on the forehead and smiled: "It seems that I will keep a close eye on you in the future, maybe one day you will be snatched away by other men." ”
"No, it won't! I'll always ......"
"Oh sister, he's joking with you, look at your nervousness."
Wang Shiru interrupted Feiyan's words, looked Yang Ye up and down, and said, "Not bad, handsome guy, this suit is super good for you!" ”
"Hehe, it's rare to praise Sister Shiru."
As he spoke, Yang Ye lowered his head and smiled at Feiyan and said, "Today's consumption is all mine." ”
"That's what you say! Go little sister, help your husband spend the money. Shiru snapped her fingers, picked up Liu Feiyan and Yang Qingqing and left.
Liu Huan saw the third daughter leave and hurriedly said, "Don't go, Sister Qingqing...... Sister Feiyan...... I haven't picked it yet. ”
"Hee-hee, you guys can do it yourself!"
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At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, after a whole day of shopping in the mall, Yang Ye and Liu Huan were tired and exhausted, and they were now sitting in the lounge at the gate to 'recuperate'.
5 minutes later, Liu Feiyan and the three of them came down from the elevator upstairs, Yang Qingqing carried a cherry red envelope and asked with a smile: "Brother, do you think this color is good now?" ”
"This ......"
Yang Ye looked at the leather bag on her shoulder strangely, and there was always an indescribable feeling affecting him.