Between eating and drinking, Xing Er asked Li Er: "Didn't you feel frightened today?" ”

Li Er smiled: "Yes." From this morning to the afternoon, my mind was uneasy, and I kept losing military chess with Siyan, maybe someone was secretly scolding me behind my back, right? ”

At this time, he happened to pass by him, and he reached out and grabbed him: "Come here, are you scolding me behind my back?" Punish you boy with three glasses of good wine. ”

Da Da Le said: "Wow, we have been classmates since childhood, and you didn't scold me behind my back." Since you opened this seafood restaurant, you and the donkey thief lamb, one calls me a huge seafood, and the other simply calls me a huge king. Although the Wang Ba I make is delicious, you can't call me by that name by the way? The knots of our lives will not be untied until death. ”

Xing Er and Dada drank a cup and joked: "It's better if you can't solve it, people and people are together, how can you not make some small contradictions?" Get some little friction? If everyone understands it clearly, is there still the word debt in the world? If that were the case, wouldn't the courts collapse? The judges are unemployed, and they are not happy. ”

Li Er and Zha Tiantian touched their glasses, teased her and said, "Foreign woman, do one!" If you have the opportunity, I will follow you and go to that foreign country to pick up some foreign garbage and come back, showing off everywhere! ”

Xing Er shouted: "Stop, over-the-top, over-the-top!" I'm a genuine product, not foreign garbage. He grabbed Zha Tiantian's shoulder, cared for her face for a while, kissed her red lips, and said with a smile: "Is foreign garbage so beautiful?" She's an authentic Chinese product. ”

Li Er and Pangda laughed at the same time, and when they laughed enough, Pangda went into the back kitchen to continue cooking his dishes. Li Er teased: "Xing Er, if you don't have anything to do, you will go to the Three Treasures Palace, invite me to dinner, I'm afraid there is something, right?" I remember that the last time I invited Huang Dakuo, it was for the sake of the little concubine, but this time I am afraid that the concubine will cause trouble? ”

Xing Er scratched his scalp and said, "Li Er." It's really blinded you. But this time it was not the concubine who caused trouble, but the old concubine. ”

"Old concubine? Isn't the old concubine here? ”

"No, this is the main room, it's a wife, I can't even tell the difference between a wife and a concubine, and I don't know how you are the boss?"

"Who is the old concubine?" It happened that Liu Xueyin came to serve the food, and Li Er said nonsense: "Is the old concubine her?" ”

Liu Xueyin didn't know what to do, and asked with a smile: "What am I doing?" Xing Er pushed her and said, "The surname is the same, but the people are different." ”

"Liu Marriage Fat?"

Xing Er nodded. Li Er asked him, "Why did you scold me?" Who scolded the guard? Heaven and earth conscience, I didn't provoke her. And her old man's well water did not interfere with the river water. There are many people who scold me behind my back. There are not eight thousand, at least ten thousand. There are even more people who want me to die soon, why do you scold me a few words alone, and then trouble your old man's labor teacher to invite my guests? If you don't even have wives and concubines to talk about this, how can outsiders know? Besides, when outsiders hear someone scolding me, it doesn't matter and they won't come to me. “

"This time I touched the muzzle of the gun, scolded you and scolded you in front of your daughter, she couldn't swallow this breath. called your son to be an accomplice, which alarmed my old man. Li Er, you are a person on the mountain who doesn't feel tall, take off your pants and fart - where is the sound outside. Your son is calling for wind and rain, and that's going to pay it back! And your daughter, even more unrelenting, asked her brother to cut off my old Xing's wealth. Please. Raise your noble hand and let me go, and the whole family is still pointing to the project to eat. Xing Er pretended to be bitter. Wiping the thief's eyes with his hand without half a tear and pretending to be pitiful.

Li Er pointed at him and scolded with a smile: "Don't pretend to be a bear in front of Lao Tzu!" Who doesn't know your Xing Er's economic strength? It's true that the rich enemy country doesn't have it, and the rich enemy village doesn't wronged you, right? If others don't say it, just you, a foreign woman, ask Dada to take out the knife that killed Wang Ba and put it on your neck, I bet that she doesn't come out of the door of this seafood restaurant, she just takes out a card from her body, and there is no problem with getting 100 million. She went to sell goods in foreign countries, engaged in that speculation, and even the three-year-old child in our kidnapping village knew it, if you want to hide it, can you hide it? If you don't believe me, let's try it. He shouted, "Huge, bring a knife, and by the way, take a sack and prepare to hold the money!" ”

When Xing Er saw Li Er exposing his old secrets, he immediately made a strange fuss. Raising his hands above his head, he learned from the traitors and puppet soldiers who surrendered on TV, shouting: "I surrender, Grandpa Balu, go around my life." ”

Li Ershun compared the slap of his right hand to the shape of a pistol, and shouted: "Take two steps, don't take the eighth master, kill you, a traitor and a loser!" ”

Xing Er was also unambiguous, his legs were bent, his lips were deflated, he pretended to be a gorilla, and circled around the table, he didn't smile at all like a bear, which caused everyone to laugh, and even Zha Tiantian, who had always been extremely tall, couldn't help laughing out loud. In order to please Li Er, she simply went down to the scene, pulled Xing Er, and performed a foreign dance for Li Er and them, and everyone in Bo applauded warmly.

Returning to his seat, Xing Er took a glass of wine and drank it all, ate a few mouthfuls of Wang Ba soup, and then said: "Li Er, I also pretended to be a bear, and you also watched my wife's foreign dance, you should be satisfied this time, right?" Why don't you call your little ancestor quickly, my old concubine is still wiping her tears at home and waiting for me to reply. ”

Li Er nodded in agreement, called Dapeng and said, "Son, your second uncle Xing and I are eating here, do you hear?" ”

A reply came from the other end of the phone: "Dad, I know." ”

Xing Er heard the call between the two of them clearly, and was busy making a look, Cha Tian Tiantian comprehended, and went out to call Liu Xianzhi, saying that he was asking for help here, so that she could rest assured. Liu Xiangzhi waited at home, took Cha Tiantian's true letter, and a stone in his heart fell to the ground. She said on the phone: "Eldest sister, you have helped my little sister so much, my little sister is grateful, so let's do it." I will give you the five-day overnight indicator this month, you can enjoy it with your arms around the master. She then called Lao Qiu to inform him: "Be sure to take care of your own people, don't make an example." In the future, if anyone causes trouble, he will be severely punished! ”

Li Er asked, "Just now you said my daughter?" ”

"Yes, it's your daughter who is not bad at all. Liu Xiaoyan, who is a crutch in the west. ”

"She's my daughter, nice. It's a pity that the relationship between my father and I was not very good, after her mother died, she hated me ruthlessly, so she never came back to see me, and she didn't see her go home. Alas, this slap doesn't make a sound, and the father is also responsible. ”

Xing Er persuaded: "Li Er, I didn't say you, the family is big, and multiple daughters are nothing." Possessions are such things that they don't bring in life, they don't take away in death, and when they stretch their legs, they all return to zero. According to me, seize the opportunity, recruit my daughter to my side, give her some property, and let her have a good life. After you travel to the west with the crane, she cries a few times, and you are considered to be full of merit. My good friend, when I can't sleep at night, I feel like I'm touching my dog's belly. ”

Xing Er got up and stood up, shouting at Huge: "Boss Huge, let Li Er settle the bill, I'll go." ”

Li Er hurriedly shouted: "It's been a long time, I invited you, when you came, didn't you say that you invited me?" Why did you finish eating and change your hexagram? ”

Xing Er replied with a smile: "The previous was the before, and now is the present." Originally, I was a treat, but you had to inch in, tell me to pretend to be a bear, and enjoy the wonderful performance of the two of us, is that dance something that ordinary people can watch? A ticket costs thousands, otherwise, the next time your wife gets into trouble and falls into my hands, you treat me and I pay for it, this should work, right? ”

Li Er said: "How can there be such a thing in the world, take advantage of it and sell it, you come back to me!" ”

Xing Er turned around, nodded slightly, raised his hand and said, "Bye-bye!" Carrying Cha Tiantian's arm, he swaggered and walked out of the seafood building.

Li Er smiled bitterly a few times, took out the money to settle the bill, and was still scolding with a smile on his lips: "Xing Er, you dog offal, you have the opportunity to ask Li Er Ye to catch you, you have to be slaughtered!" ”

At the entrance of the school, Xiaoyan met an old woman scavenging for waste, carrying a snakeskin bag on her shoulder, which contained more than a dozen empty drink bottles. She stood in the hot sun next to the sorbet kiosk and waited for the students to finish their mineral water or drink before picking up the empty plastic bottles that the children had thrown on the ground. When the woman bent over, her movements, figure, and Xiaoyan opened her mouth wide, couldn't close it, her eyes widened, and she exclaimed, "Mom! She covered her mouth with her hands, rubbed her eyes twice, and then carefully checked the figure and gait of the scavenging woman four or five times, and her every move was exactly the same as her own mother Xiao Taohong! Xiao Yan couldn't control her feelings anymore, and rushed forward regardless of it, hugged the woman's shoulders hard, and cried loudly: "Mom! Is it really you? (To be continued......)