Chapter 152: Pinocchio's Story
At this moment, Jiang Younan suddenly remembered the story of the Pinocchio exam, which said that Pinocchio said that he chose A for this question during the exam, and his nose became longer, and then he said to choose B, and his nose became longer, and when Pinocchio answered that he chose C, the nose was restored, and the answer that Pinocchio came up with was that the question was C!
At this time, Jiang Younan found that his balls were the same as Pinocchio's nose!!
When Jiang Younan chooses the wrong answer, it may lead to him not being able to take the first place in the exam, which will lead to the failure of the task, which will make Jiang Younan's balls explode! This means that Jiang Younan's egg hurts because he wrote the wrong answer!!
Pick B, it still hurts!
Choose C, it still hurts!
The answer to this question is D, and at the moment when Jiang Younan wrote the correct answer, Jiang Younan's waist was no longer sore, the egg was not painful, and he was energetic to continue answering the question!
Because of this newly discovered ability, Jiang Younan completed the two answers of multiple choice questions and true or false questions in an instant.
Because there are 20 multiple-choice questions, the score of each question is two points, and there are 10 true/false questions, and the score of each question is also two points, so that Jiang Younan has already scored 60 points!
But passing is not a condition for completing the task, there is only one condition for completing the task, and that is to be the first in the class!
Jiang Younan quickly browsed the following questions, in addition to multiple-choice questions and true/false questions, there are also fill-in-the-blank questions with a total value of 20 points and two big questions, these questions are not like multiple-choice questions, there are only four options that can be guessed; If you rely on guessing alone for fill-in-the-blank questions and big questions, not to mention that there is not enough time, even if there is enough time, this egg pain alone is unbearable, so if you want to get a good score in this exam, in addition to performing extraordinarily, you must also have strength.
Fortunately, after Jiang Younan was tutored by Lin Xiaoshuang and Wang Fangfei, he still has a certain foundation, so although these questions are difficult, he can use the formulas he has memorized to try; This kind of attempt is definitely not 100%, but it can also make Jiang Younan's hit rate greatly improved.
In this way, Jiang Younan relied on his strong willpower and the discipline of rubbing eggs directly in the examination room, and finally completed the two big questions by guessing in the end.
After guessing the methods of the two big questions, Jiang Younan felt that he was about to die; At this time, Jiang Younan's eggs were very painful, very painful, and every time Jiang Younan wrote, he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "I must study hard in the future!! ”
But what can be done about the pain? No matter how painful Jiang Younan is, he can only insist, and there are twenty fill-in-the-blank questions behind him...... Although this fill-in-the-blank question does not need to be solved like the big question, it still needs to be guessed round by round, and this guess is more difficult than the big question - the big question only needs to guess two questions, and the fill-in-the-blank question needs to be guessed ten!
"I think the answer to this fill-in-the-blank is Xiao Ming's economic principles......" Jiang Younan was ready to endure the pain of the egg when he meditated on this answer, but ...... The balls didn't hurt......
"Hey, am I so lucky that I guessed right all of a sudden?" Jiang Younan immediately filled in the answer, then immediately looked at the second question, and then casually guessed the name of a theory, but to Jiang Younan's surprise, his eggs still didn't hurt!
And Jiang Younan found that not only the first and second questions were like this, but also the third and fourth questions, Jiang Younan suddenly didn't understand, because this was completely impossible to happen, Jiang Younan didn't believe that his luck could be so good that he could get all the fill-in-the-blank questions right.
In this regard, Jiang Younan deliberately did a test, that is, to write all the answers to the fill-in-the-blank questions "Zhang Ying, I love you!" "Zhang Ying, be my girlfriend!" "Wait for the answer - this can't be the answer!
But let Jiang Younan find that his balls still don't hurt, which means that no matter what he writes, it won't make him have egg pain!
"What the hell is going on?" For this inexplicable thing, Jiang Younan didn't understand; Maybe it's a new feature or feature in Taodad that he hasn't discovered, or maybe something happened to Taoba.com?
Jiang Younan can't say all this, but Jiang Younan doesn't dare to relax his vigilance, otherwise he will be hated for eternity! Jiang Younan began to look around, trying to use his detective skills to find out the unusual clues.
"Zhang Ying is still watching me." Jiang Younan turned his head to look at Zhang Ying, and found that Zhang Ying was no different except for his iron blue face, and he was still guarding him strictly - Jiang Younan would definitely not guess that Zhang Ying's blue face was because he had been rubbing his balls for an hour.
Jiang Younan quickly looked in the direction of the others, and found that there was an atmosphere of depression and anxiety in the entire examination room, whether it was Lin Xiaoshuang and Wang Fangfei, or Wu Xiaojun, who was reluctant to be the first, but was more willing to help other students after passing.
At this time, the exam has passed an hour and thirty-five minutes, and usually at this time, it must be the time for good students to check the test papers or pass the small note, but they are not like this, they are still in a hurry to think and answer the questions, and they don't care about the anxious eyes cast at them by the poor students around them.
"Do you mean ......" Jiang Younan suddenly thought of a reason in his mind, that is, the question this time was just like what Zhang Ying said when she first entered the examination room, this time the question was difficult; And this difficulty is so difficult that even the top students can't get more than 90 points like the previous exams, and even Jiang Younan can guarantee the first place in the class as long as he can get 80 points!!
Jiang Younan was suddenly excited, he finally went through a lot of hardships and finally won the first place!
After understanding this, Jiang Younan immediately turned his head to look at Zhang Ying, and at the same time as he turned his head to look, Jiang Younan did not forget to throw a wink at Zhang Ying.
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After the exam, Zhang Ying left the classroom angrily, she wanted to go back to correct the paper immediately, she must make this dead fat man who teased and teased her with her eyes for twenty-five minutes look good!
At this time, Jiang Younan was constantly comforting Lin Xiaoshuang: "Don't be sad, it's not that you didn't play well this time, but that the questions in the exam are too difficult." ”
"Nope! It's because I don't study weekdays, otherwise I wouldn't have been stumped by the topic. "Lin Xiaoshuang is a natural scholar, she doesn't allow herself to relax in her studies!
On the contrary, Wang Fangfei is different from Lin Xiaoshuang, Wang Fangfei has an indifferent attitude, learning is hard, but if you don't play well, you will calm down, so Wang Fangfei didn't care about this, but asked Jiang Younan: "How are you?" This time the question is difficult, are you sure you can pass? ”
"Pass? You're underestimating me! "Jiang Younan is a representative figure who pretends to be and forced, he can take the first place, how can he hide it? So Jiang Younan immediately said: "Those questions are too simple for a good student like me, but I feel that the height is unbearable and I don't want to score 100 points, so I only wrote 80 questions, but I think this is enough for me to get the first place in the exam." ”
Jiang Younan's words immediately aroused the contempt of the people who did not leave, including Lin Xiaoshuang and Wang Fangfei's two daughters-be careful and be forced to be struck by lightning!
After the final exams, although the school has not yet announced the holiday, it is already equivalent to a holiday.
"I can finally rest for a while, I've been tired of studying lately." Jiang Younan kept dancing his hands to prove his hard work like Lin Xiaoshuang and Wang Fangfei beside him.
Lin Xiaoshuang and Wang Fangfei listened to Jiang Younan's words, just grinned, and didn't pay attention to this pretending and forcing dead fat man, just when the three of them just walked to the door of the house, they found a young and beautiful sister standing at the door of the house, and this sister paper was dragging a big suitcase in her hand.
"Liu Bing!" Wang Fangfei shouted first, and then rushed towards Liu Bing at the door.
"Fang Fei." Liu Bing also walked towards Wang Fangfei, and then the two daughters hugged each other tightly.
"Why are you out again? Did those two bastards go to your house again to block the door? Wang Fangfei said angrily: "Don't be afraid, you are coming to this dead fat man's house to avoid for a few days, this dead fat man won't mind." ”
Wang Fangfei and Liu Bing were good sisters in middle school, and they were very clear about some things around Liu Bing.
And while Wang Fangfei was talking to Liu Bing, her eyes couldn't help but look at Jiang Younan, her eyes were full of warnings, Jiang Younan believed that as long as she dared to say a "no", she would kneel on the keyboard today; But Jiang Younan also understood from Wang Fangfei's words, it turned out that Liu Bing came to his house last time because he was blocked by two bastards!
And who are these two bastards, does this need to be said? It must be Jiang Youquan and Tang Yongming!
"This Tang Yongming is really, chasing his sister paper to others to escape, this is also a wonder; It seems that during this time, I will help him improve his impression in Liu Bing's mind. Jiang Younan couldn't help but think in his heart: "Well, I want to help Tang Yongming fight his competitor Jiang Youquan in an instant." ”
Soon, Jiang Younan made a plan to help the "brothers" and suppress the "brothers".
After entering the house, Jiang Younan poured Liu Bing a glass of water, and then asked with a smile: "Xiaoliu, how many days are you going to live this time, don't be in such a hurry to leave as last time." (Brother also wants to instill in you some thoughts that Tang Yongming is a good person.) )
"This time, I'm going to live permanently, just like Fang Fei." Liu Bing said to Jiang Younan with a smile: "The house over there has been blocked all day long, and it is completely uninhabitable; Helpless, I can only come and pray to my fat knight to protect me. ”
(To be continued)