Ladies and gentlemen, how can you quickly integrate into a group?

The answer is the common denominator.

I like the same game, I like the same comics, I like a woman in a style, I like the same things as everyone else. But you can't match all of them, because you're not a copy product, you're a person, so the most important thing is to make a difference. Pure conformity can only bring oppression and coercion, and only by showing the bottom line can you integrate into the group.

By the way, these are for ordinary-looking or a little ugly-looking people. If you look miserable, have a bad body, don't take a shower for 180 years, and like to buckle your toes and nostrils, buckle your nostrils and buckle your teeth - I think it's better for you to improve your appearance first.

And in the same way, if you are a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, as long as you are a little more approachable, then the above things will be easy to get. Because everybody, I mean everybody, is Yankong, no exceptions.

Many people may retort, ah, I focus on the beauty of the soul, I focus on the sincere heart rather than the appearance or something. Well, first of all, I want to say, do you dare to put on a picture of a carrion fly + lotus milk + empty finger before saying this? After that, I suggest you look at more pictures of skin diseases and human deformities, and then talk about the beauty of the mind. Because when you see someone of that level, the first thing you think of is to turn around and run. Unless forced to do so, such as captivity, this can be a reciprocal exchange. And in the meantime, you still have to make sure that you don't get sick to death or smoke to death.

So you see, right? This is the power of Yan Kong. Appearance is the basis of communication, and everything else is secondary. No one in our world can escape this iron law. As the saying goes, first impressions are the most important, so what can compare to the impression at first sight? Money, health, ability, these are the conditions given by logical thinking in the later stage, and the initial condition is only that one. It's all looks!

So, I didn't look good, and I still listened to the teacher's reprimand in the office.

"I reprimanded you for nothing to do with how you look, right?!"

A Doppler-effect punch whistled past my ears.

"It's the fourth time, and it's the fourth time since Hachiman-san! What the hell are you writing on your essay! With a distorted smile, Ms. Hiratsuka grabbed an essay paper from the table and slapped it viciously on the coffee table.

Breath Wave! I saw the air waves! Is this book finally going to be upgraded from the original daily route of the campus to the super martial route?! Why would an ordinary (except that the age of marriage may not be ordinary) older female teachers have such terrifying abilities? Is this the unique aging of the legendary AKB40? Older Qigong that is stronger than Turtle School Qigong!

Ah, then again, the turtle itself is a very long-lived life, so it's nothing for the turtle school qigong to become the old school qigong, right?

"Biqigu, I have to say that you are very good at playing now. Word games are fun, aren't they? Something that doesn't have anything can be turned over and over for more than 700 words, which seems like a great ability. But I'm a propositional essay now, propositional essay, do you understand?! I'm asking you to write about the confusion and solutions of high school life, not for you to write about these useless! ”

"But teacher, didn't you say there is reading comprehension? It's like reading comprehension to understand what I've written. The room refers to my current high school life, and pushing the door open means that I want to change something about that-"

'Bang'

"Talk back, and this fist will kiss you in the face."

Speaking a familiar line, the teacher slowly withdrew her invincible fist from my ear. Then he sat down in his chair and sighed deeply.

"It's not that I can't understand your current mood right now, after all, no one will feel good when it comes to that kind of thing. But as the saying goes, a pain becomes half a pain after being poured out. Tell me how many times you've been targeted today? To be honest, it's a bit of a surprise that you're still here intact. ”

“…… Mood? How can you understand my feelings? ”

With my head buried deep in my knees, I began to remember the consequences of that mistake.

All of them are Yan Kong. Because it's so important, I need to repeat it again, everyone is Yan Kong. This kind of face-controlled behavior is not only important in terms of first impressions, but also in other aspects. It's important to repeat it again because it's important. It is commonly known as the idol effect, idols do not need to eat, drink, and Lazar will not have any scandal-like idol effect.

What do you do when you find out that your idol has a scandal? Naturally, I don't love to be tired. That's that person, it's an idol, it's a goddess, there was a scandal or something, even if it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will be angry.

"More than six people said they wanted to talk to me after school, and two of them were women. The desk was engraved with cursed words for a noon moment. Yubihama's guy is in another class, and he's actually watching jokes under the snow. Desperate, I'm desperate for the entire family under the snow. They don't have a good guy in their whole lineage! ”

"So what the hell is going on......"

Looking at me lying on the table, Shizuna-sensei Hiratsuka had a look of horror on her face.

The curtain has come down on what happened a week ago, and no matter how vast the scene is, it is so fragile under the weight of time. What's more, it's just awkward, so it's only a few days before everyone is back on track.

But just when she thought everything was normal, the commotion this morning and the way he looked like a dead dog now could tell what had happened between those people to a greater or lesser extent. So can these guys think about the troubles of adults? It's super troublesome to maintain the emotional problems between the school and the students, can you stop for a while?

By the way, Shizuka-sensei Hiratsuka didn't say the above, but I judged it from her expression that changed in a moment.

Could this be the origin of mind reading under the snow? It's really scary to look at their family this way, right?

"Anyway, teacher, you still don't know what happened in the morning, right?"

"Aha, I was preparing a lesson plan at the time, so I ......"

"Then I'll tell you all about it from beginning to end."

I crawled up and scratched my scalp to tell her what had happened in the easiest way I could.