For a man, it can be without money, but it can't be without a face!

So Chu Feng is after three failures in front of Zhou Yuan, he is determined to find his master out of the mountain, his master is called Tianxing Strange Doctor, this person is an extremely strange person, with very superb medical skills, and very powerful martial arts, but Chu Feng followed such a powerful master, but he did not improve himself much, and the reason why he is so foolish and unteachable, Tianzhu Strange Doctor summed it up as Chu Feng has no talent, no perseverance, and always works for three minutes, so he has not learned any extraordinary skills until now.

But because Chu Feng's family has strong economic strength, and this Tianxing strange doctor is a person who is obsessed with studying various medical skills, so it costs a lot of money, and at this point, Chu Feng can be of great help to him, therefore, their master-apprentice relationship is actually set on a circle of monetary interests, once one day, each other finds that there is no use value, then there is only one result, that is, they part ways, and no one knows anyone.

And now, for Chu Feng's request, the Tianxing Strange Doctor still has to ask, after Chu Feng told the Tianxing Strange Doctor about his tragic experience, he decided to help Chu Feng get this face back!

On the other hand, Zhou Yuan still didn't know anything about the injury, although the injury was not very serious, but it was not easy to find an opportunity, so of course he had to ask for leave, it just happened that these days were some boring economic courses, the teacher opened his mouth and closed his mouth is economic theory, his face was dull, and the most important thing was that he looked like a skeleton, so that Zhou Yuan didn't have the heart to listen to the class.

This economics teacher's surname is Gu, and he is notoriously bad-tempered at school, and anyone who dares to skip his class is even more serious than committing a crime. That day, it happened that Sun Feifei's aunt came, lying in the dormitory, very uncomfortable, and waited until ten minutes of class to get a little better, Mu Yan helped Sun Feifei to go to class, when passing by the boys' dormitory, she happened to be idle, skipping class, standing on the windowsill with a big apple and chatting about her senior sisters, and Zhou Yuan, who was the size of a bra, saw it.

So Zhou Yuan immediately called Mu Yan: "Today's class is just boring, you don't have to take it, why don't we go out and have fun?" You turn around, and I'll be watching you from there. Mu Yan's axe looked at it, and Zhou Yuanzheng was standing on the windowsill like a nymphomaniac and waving at Mu Yan.

Unlike Zhou Yuan's naughtiness, Mu Yan is a good student, although the economics subject is a minor subject, but there are still credits, so Mu Yan said: "Forget it, Teacher Gu's temper is not good, I think it's better to go to class, anyway, it's just this class in the afternoon, let's go play after class, you should go quickly." ”

Zhou Yuan hung up the phone in frustration, watched Mu Yan and Sun Feifei gradually disappear in front of him, and walked into the teaching building, and today he really hit the Empress Dowager Cixi, Teacher Gu happened to lose a lot of money today because of the decline in stocks, so he was very angry, as soon as he entered the classroom, he found that there were so many fewer people in the class, and at first he smashed the thick textbook in his hand on the table, stirring up several layers of chalk ash for a while: "I tell you, don't think that my ancient someone's class is not the main class, you can skip class, tell you, skip my class, I don't care if you are the reason for your actions, I will name you now, and if you don't get your name, no one will think about it this semester! ”

Mu Yan and Sun Feifei belatedly heard the last two sentences in the corridor, and they were so frightened that they immediately sped up their pace, so Sun Feifei suddenly used her super acting skills, and with Mu Yan's help, before anyone arrived, the sound of painful moans had already reached the classroom. Everyone's eyes were on the door, waiting for the source of this moaning to arrive, and Mu Yan took this opportunity to send a text message to Zhou Yuan, saying that Teacher Gu was sending a biao, if he didn't go, he wouldn't give it to the students!

Zhou Yuan snorted disdainfully: "Hmph, dare not give it to my brother!" At first, the tone was quite awesome, but halfway through speaking, he suddenly put on his coat, forgot to close the dormitory door, and ran to the classroom with an apple in his mouth: "Your uncle, count you ruthless!" ”

The door of the classroom was pushed open, and Mu Yan didn't dare to look directly at the old-fashioned Teacher Gu, but Sun Feifei's "skill" master boldly raised his hand to speak: "Teacher, I'm really sorry, I came to my period, and I fainted in pain, don't blame Mu Yan for being late, she insisted on being late with me very much, if you want to deduct credits, you can deduct me, it's none of her business." ”

In the last second, it was still a thunderous face, and in the next second, Teacher Gu spoke in a kind tone, smiled and said lightly: "The little girl's spirit is commendable, she still insists on going to class after her period, Mu Yan is not bad, if it really hurts, go back to the dormitory to rest, this class is also a self-study class." ”

Sun Feifei, the cunning little fox, said: "Teacher, no, I can insist, I'll go to the seat first." ”

Mu Yan's face was as red as a red apple, and after returning to his seat, he exchanged glances with Sun Feifei, Sun Feifei covered her mouth, and her joy after the matter was overflowing: "Hey, I have heard that this ancient head is a big pervert for a long time, and it seems to be true today." ”

At this time, the door suddenly stopped a high-speed car, Zhou Yuan rushed to the door, because he ran too fast, he couldn't hold his foot, and he directly came to a drift and fell. There was a burst of laughter in the class, Zhou Yuan smiled awkwardly, stood up, and looked at Teacher Gu's face, he suddenly felt that he was about to disappear: "That Teacher Gu Gugu, my girlfriend is here for her period, I just sent her to the hospital, and I rushed back, and the traffic on the road was too congested, so I was late." ”

As soon as Zhou Yuan's words came out, the whole class burst into laughter, Sun Feifei was embarrassed and wanted to bury her head in the table, Zhou Yuan asked for some reason: "This, this, what's the situation?" ”

Teacher Gu put his hands behind his back and walked to the door with an iron face, without the intention of letting Zhou Yuan go at all: "Your girlfriend is here for her period?" Do you know when your girlfriend's next period is? Do I want to take a leave of absence in advance? ”

"That, Mr. Gu, I really didn't mean it...... I" Before Zhou Yuan finished speaking, Teacher Gu angrily reprimanded: "Give me a review when I go back to my seat, and if I write well, I won't deduct your credits!" In the class, there was a burst of laughter again.

Zhou Yuan buried his head and returned to his seat embarrassed, Zhou Yuan felt that he was really embarrassed now, and he had lost so much face in front of Mu Yan, how embarrassed he must be. Zhou Yuan also sat next to Mu Yan, as soon as he sat down, Sun Feifei suddenly squeezed Zhou Yuan's thigh, Zhou Yuan covered his mouth and blushed, and he didn't dare to scream out in pain, so he could only stare at Sun Feifei in pain.

"What, what's going on?" Zhou Yuan asked Mu Yan.

Mu Yan told Zhou Yuan the whole story, Zhou Yuan tilted his neck and regretted it: "I'll go, my brain was kicked by a donkey, so I thought of this reason?" ”

"Don't grind, write a review quickly, and I'll have to recite it on stage later." Mu Yan covered his mouth, smiled, and then picked up the pen to start the question.

Zhou Yuan took more than 20 minutes, and finally wrote the review book, at the strong request of Mr. Gu, Zhou Yuan wanted to come to the stage to recite his sincere work, when Zhou Yuan came to the stage, he felt that the saddest moment of his life was coming, and secretly scolded in his heart: "Stinky old man, this handsome guy is famous, in the school, if you want the wind and rain, you will be ruined in your claws, I wish you can only be a teacher, not a principal." ”

All the eyes of everyone were focused on Zhou Yuan, Zhou Yuan stood on the podium, looked at the audience like a child who had made a mistake, and looked at Mu Yan specially, feeling that this time it was really a shame and a big shame! The last thing you can't tolerate is to lose face in front of the girl you like.

Mu Yan was quite calm, and cheered Zhou Yuan up, and gave Zhou Yuan a thumbs up, so that Zhou Yuan was even more embarrassed, and Teacher Gu on the side looked at his watch: "Hurry up, don't delay any longer, class is about to end, whether you can be famous depends on this time." ”

Zhou Yuan was embarrassed to intercede with Teacher Gu: "What, teacher, can you give me a chance, don't you read?" Zhou Yuan's tone was very pitiful, and he wanted to beat himself up when he heard Zhou Yuan.

Teacher Gu smiled maliciously: "You look at me, do you look like you can negotiate?" "Although Teacher Gu is laughing, he is smiling, and he is vicious and abnormal! In Zhou Yuan's opinion, this is a thousand-year-old demon, I don't know how vicious it is, but there is no way, life is like rape, since I can't refuse, then I have to obey, Zhou Yuan stood on the podium, cleared his throat, and prepared to start his "passionate speech"!

"Dear Teacher Gu, dear students......" Zhou Yuan finally mustered up the courage, cheekily, and just read out a few words in the review book, and laughter suddenly broke out below, it seemed that it had been hidden for a long time, and then it broke out.

Teacher Gu waved his hand and said, "Don't make any noise, let the family concentrate on finishing the review book, don't be so frivolous about such a serious matter." ”

Zhou Yuan pursed his lips and continued to read: "Today, I stand here, with 120,000 points of repentance, with 120,000 points of introspection, and say sorry to Teacher Gu and classmates, I should not skip class, let alone weave lies for skipping class, this is a very wrong thing......" Within five minutes of Zhou Yuan's speech, there were N laughs in the church, so that several classes on the side didn't know what was going on with their class.

When the bell rang for class, the students in Zhou Yuan's class walked out of the classroom, their eyes were full of tears, and they were all red and red, because they were all laughing. This guy is happy, but Zhou Yuan feels that his face is a loss on the other side of the Pacific Ocean!

Just when Zhou Yuan's heart was uneven and his heart was "like a knife", Sun Feifei also came to make up for it, Sun Feifei laughed as if she had eaten ecstasy, and watched a hundred Stephen Chow movies: "Ouch, I said Zhou Yuan, why didn't I find out before, why are you so funny, if you want to play a brain-dead, then you can definitely win the actor." ”

"Feifei, don't be happy here, look at you, how can you look like a girl." Mu Yan patted Sun Feifei's back, compared to Sun Feifei's madness, Mu Yan was very calm, and his smile was not too obvious: "You are really funny, a good review, you read it as a cross talk." ”

However, Zhou Yuan's self-ridiculing spirit is still quite strong: "I was born to bring you positive energy, it doesn't matter, it's good if everyone is happy, and through medical research, when people laugh, it will affect the seventy-two muscles on the face, I estimate that after my speech just now, many students in the class laughed out of their abdominal muscles." ”

"Really, really, my stomach is almost laughing, I've never seen you so funny." Sun Feifei clutched her stomach and gurgled and smiled.