Chapter 323
After Wufeng entered the house, the filth that was made by Huang Dakuo lay on the ground. After a moment of respite, she endured the stench, ran under the window, and struggled to open the window, only then ran out, holding on to the door frame and gasping for breath. She scolded her man in her heart: "Okay, you donkey, you obviously know that Huang Dakuo's house is smoky, but you don't say it, I have a headache from deliberately smoked, and you say that Huang Dakuo eats fritters!" Hateful! Let's see how the old lady will clean up your bastard when she goes back. ”
Wufeng scolded enough of the leather donkey in his heart, and began to scold Huang Dakuo again: "You are not a proud thing!" Net trouble for the old lady. I thought that we were husband and wife in the past, but now you are in trouble, and I will pull you along. I didn't expect you to be so unhelpful, look at it, the chickens I ate yesterday devoured and almost pulled them down, dirty, I lost it, I bah! In the past, you forgot where the north was and kicked out the old lady, what is happening now? You are poor, why doesn't the little vixen serve you? You have the ability, go to find that Aihua, what are you doing when you come back and rely on your mother? If you think about the past, you shouldn't be a negative person! ”
Wufeng scolded the donkey and Huang Dakuo in his heart, and felt a lot lighter. She smelled the stench in the house and almost ran away. The building is high, the north and south are transparent, and the spring wind is strong, no matter how strong the commotion in the house is, it can't withstand the spring breeze. She wrapped her mouth and nose with a towel, went in and dragged Huang Dakuo up from the feces and urine nest, took warm water, washed his whole body, wrapped it in a bath towel, took off the sofa cover and threw it into the washing machine, and asked him to sit on the sponge on the sofa temporarily. Turning on the washing machine, while washing the sheets and quilt covers, while scrubbing the ground with a water pipe, then mopping it clean with a mop, turning on the electric fan, blowing on the ground, Huang Dakuo gestured with his hand to eat chicken, she grabbed Bai and said: "You know how to eat chicken." Are you born from a weasel? ”
Wufeng cleaned up the house, found a new dress for a leather donkey, and put it on Huang Dakuo. Only then did he lock the door, escorted Huang Dakuo, and came to the Pijia Chicken Shop.
When Huang Dakuo entered the chicken shop, the first thing he did was to eat the chicken.
The leather donkey looked at Huang Dakuo's appearance and was very angry. If you want to have a seizure, look at Wufeng's face, and hold back your anger. "Snorted" a few times in his nose in protest.
Before Wufeng went to work, he instructed the donkey: "You are in the store, take care of your Huang Ye, don't let him run around, lose it, ask you for someone." ”
"He's your Huang Ancestor!" The donkey's scolding didn't work, and Wufeng left on his own.
The leather donkey was afraid that Huang Dakuo would run away, so he took a thin rope. tied Huang Dakuo's arm, like herding a cow, and led him to find a huge giant to play chess.
Da Da pointed at Huang Dakuo and asked, "Pi donkey, you are holding this grandson like this." ”
"I can't help it. The lame girl in my family, she will come to the real character with Lao Tzu at every turn, it is difficult to become such a thing, and the life can not be over. ”
"You're always holding him. How do you play chess with one hand? ”
"What can I do? Wufeng said it and ran away. Ask me for someone. ”
"Tie him to the back kitchen, like he used to tie Wang Ba." Huge came up with a great idea for a leather donkey.
Huge shouted at Xiaohong: "Hong, take your father to the back kitchen and tie it up." ”
Xiaohong said: "He's not my father, he's your father!" ”
Huge glare: "How do you speak?" I'm not the chef I used to be, I'm the master now, you know? Know to obey the leader! ”
Widow Sun urged Xiaohong: "Hong, take him over." ”
Da Da said to the donkey: "Look at his stupid bear appearance, let's give him a nickname, okay?" ”
"Wow, what's the best thing to call him?"
He got up and said, "I'll make a waste of waste and ask him to chop some firewood for me and make a fire at noon." He ran into the kitchen, handed the hammer and shovel to Huang Dakuo, and gestured to him: "Chop this firewood." ”
The donkey asked the big man who ran back: "Have you arranged him?" ”
"Okay, take the hammer, put the flat shovel on the wood, and smash it hard into it."
The leather donkey put the chess pieces in place and said, "Huge, I think, how about calling Huang Dakuo and Huang Dasha?" ”
"What a name, what a name. In the future, I will call him Huang Dasha! Huge praised: "Donkey, I didn't expect that your book was not in vain." ”
Widow Sun said to the donkey: "Donkey, it's not a way for you to lead Huang Dasha like this, don't you do your business?" ”
"Take it one step at a time." The donkey didn't know whether he was talking about chess or Huang Dasha.
An hour passed quickly, and the donkey said, "Huge, you set up the chess, and I'll come when I go pee." ”
When the donkey came back from the backyard, he held Huang Dasha in his hand, and he said, "I will take Huang Dasha back, and when we come back, we will continue to play chess." After speaking, the donkey pulled Huang Dasha and hurriedly walked out of the sea fish.
Huge humming a little song and drinking big tea, Erlang's legs are high, and he waits for the donkey to come back, so that he can play a second game with him. The first-class donkey does not come, the second-class donkey does not come, and the third-class donkey still does not come. Huge looked out the door, looking a little disappointed. He shook his head and muttered, "Why haven't you come back yet?" ”
Widow Sun ran over from the back kitchen in a hurry, and shouted anxiously: "Huge, bad thing! ”
"What's wrong? A fire in the back kitchen? ”
"It's not! It's those pots and pans in the back kitchen, all of them are called Huang Dasha to smash them, they were smashed with the hammer and flat shovel you gave him, go and see. My Huang Ancestor, wow, immortality is a scourge. ”
Huge hurriedly broke into the back kitchen and was dumbfounded. The scene in front of him completely stunned him on the spot!
This morning's newly bought vegetables and seafood were scattered on the ground, and there were many footprints on them. The wooden handle of the fried scoop was split in half by a flat shovel and fell on the pot. The bottom of the other normal Lu pots and pots was all shoveled out of rectangular holes at the bottom, and the broth in the basin was gone, sprinkled in the ashes, and replaced by two bubbles of urine in the basin. All kinds of herbs and spices are soaked in a basin of dirty water. What star anise, pepper, cinnamon, monosodium glutamate, sesame oil, vinegar, you name it. Not only is the seasoning soaked in the soup, but there is also a Wang Ba crawling in it??????
Seeing that she couldn't hide it, Xiaohong hurriedly went upstairs to report. Liu Xueyin ran down when he heard the news, and when he arrived in the back kitchen, he screamed and almost fainted. She gritted her teeth, pointed her fingers, and asked one by one, "Oh my God, who did it, say!" ”
Xiaohong said: "It was Boss Pang who asked me to take Huang Dasha to the back kitchen and tie him up." ”
Liu Xueyin asked sharply: "Where did the hammer and flat shovel come from?" Fell from the sky? ”
Pangda said: "I asked him to split wood, but he didn't split any wood, but he split all the iron and aluminum pots." ”
Liu Xueyin roared: "Stir-fry scoop, the iron pot and aluminum pot are all chiseled and leaked, as well as medicinal herbs and seasonings, all blind, what do you use to cook and cook?" The ingredients are all on the ground, what do you do to entertain the guests? Don't go close yet! ”
Xiaohong hurriedly closed the front door of the sea fish.
Huge scolded: "Huang Dasha, in the past, you were against Lao Tzu, but now when you talk about the next day, Lao Tzu will not spare you!" (To be continued......)