Chapter 43: My Big Guy Cuts People When He Wakes Up!
When I slept until the second or third watch, all fame became an illusion, and I thought that a hundred years later, all the ancients would be ancients.
Lei Er slept long enough this night, and how the world is really has nothing to do with him.
Pity Brother Pingtou, he delivers food to Lei Erduan tea every day, but he is used to it.
The boring life day after day, facing the turquoise pool of water that is never waveless, Brother Pingtou feels that the temper of their race has almost been cured.
Self-cultivation.
Lei Er in the water still didn't move day by day.
It is because of the peace of mind that the spiritual practice has made great progress.
It didn't take long for it to be ready for the upper section.
Once it is successful, then it will be a fourth-order demon, even if it is left in the unlucky group before itself, it can be regarded as a great demon who can speak.
Lei Er slept for two years.
If he wanted to wake up, he would have woken up.
The injuries on the body have long been healed, and now the two legs and hands of the newborn are covered with cheeks, white and red, fine skin and tender meat.
It couldn't be better.
But according to Huang Mao, how good the conditions are now, there are people serving to eat and drink, and there are not so many sects forcing things, so let's make a fortune here in a muffled voice, isn't it fragrant?
The holiday season is a great time to overtake in corners!
If you don't practice to the fourth order, you will break off the idea of returning to the sect.
Huang Mao extended the duration of the dream indefinitely, unless there was a great change in the outside world, it would be impossible for Lei to wake up before the second and fourth orders.
Finally, on this beautiful night, when the Thunder Er Slasher could no longer gain experience, he knew that freedom was coming.
On the top of the three-thousand-meter pillar on the grassland, the yellow hair is like a space, and now a small castle is erected.
When Lei Er first looked at the house built by Huang Mao, he found that it was actually a Western-style building.
After completion, Lei Er was numb, a Western medieval castle on top of a large pillar, quite spicy to the eye.
The style of the castle is exactly the same as the place where vampires and witches live in film and television works.
I didn't expect Huang Mao to have this mood.
However, thinking of the aesthetics of the Bloody Continent, Lei Er instantly felt that Huang Mao was ahead of his time.
Lei Er was now sitting in the castle, face to face with Huang Mao.
Don't ask how it came up.
A three-thousand-meter pillar!
Huang Mao built a ladder for Lei Er.
Two years have passed, and Lei Erxu is already nine years old.
In the dream, Huang Mao perfectly reproduced Lei Er's realistic body shape, so that after waking up after the end of cultivation, Lei Er could control his body as quickly as possible.
"What are you doing here?" Huang Mao even made out the goblet, which is to go against the sky.
At this moment, the wine glass was full of red wine, and Huang Mao pretended to shake it around, thinking that he was a thief.
"Decadent capitalism will inevitably be replaced by a red flag!" Lei Er blurted out.
"What?" Huang Mao was stunned.
"Wood matter, I'm inexperienced in cutting monsters. "Lei Er is not ashamed, the business is important.
"Oh, that's it. Then arrange for an exam. Huang Mao drank all the wine in the cup, like an old cow chewing a peony.
"Let's say it's better, okay? You make me want to hand in a blank paper. "Lei Ershen is annoyed by the exam.
"Grind!" Huang Mao threw the goblet back directly after drinking, which was really criticized.
"This will send you away!"
"Where are you going?"
"Wow for the exam! Where else do you want to go?"
The yellow hair flashed in front of Lei Er, slapped him vigorously, and directly whipped Lei Er away.
"Womb!
Huang Mao paced back and forth in a panic.
"Forget it, it's not a big problem, just lower the difficulty for him a little!"
In the ancient castle, there is no trace of Lei Er at this moment.
Lei Er circled in the air, saw the surrounding environment changing rapidly, and when he landed, he actually sat on a backrest chair.
And around, it's still a gloomy medieval castle?
Before he could react, a yellow-haired ugly voice sounded in his ears, no, it sounded in his heart.
"This is the three promotions and four trials prepared for you by the teacher, looking through your memories for the teacher, I think the film "Kung Fu" is very good, and I created a world on a whim. ”
Have you already so blatantly admitted that you are snooping on your privacy? It's simply inhuman!
"Your task is very simple, you can be defeated by the Fire Cloud Evil God's combination fist without dying. ”
"However, this time I made a small mistake for the teacher's hand slip, which will make it a little easier for you. ”
"Huoyun Evil God punches down, if you don't die, even if you pass!"
Loose and bumpy! Lei Erxin said.
"But it's also an exam after all. It's still going to be difficult!"
"The teacher has banned you, and now you are a Muggle again! And you only have one life! If you die, you are really dead! It's not the end of the exam, it's the end of your life!"
"Behave well, only when you are infinitely close to death can you understand the true meaning of life!"
Nesting!
Huang Mao didn't say anything anymore, and Lei Eryi asked a few questions in a row, but he didn't answer.
Well, although there is only one life, Xing Ye in the original book is a martial arts wizard like no other!
It may hurt at that time, but you will definitely not die!
Lei Er felt stable!
The world around it is also starting to work, well, it's that slum in the movie - the pigpen walled city!
Standing opposite himself is Sauce Burst, a Han Han who runs a shaving shop.
The handsome star master is next to him, with a disheveled hair and tattered clothes, but he is still so handsome and chic!
A man as wonderful as you, no matter where he hides, is like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, your embarrassed fibrous roots, your miraculous swordsmanship, and the glass of Dry-Martine all fascinated me deeply.
“???”
Lei Er is confused, isn't his horn a star master?
He looked down and saw that he was dressed in black, but the fat touch of the clothes made his scalp tingle.
"Cut it! Thank you, five cents. ”
"Wow. ”
"Pretty huh?" Sauce Blast smiled, white foam still on her hair.
"Why are you cutting so beautiful? Who told you to cut so beautiful? Find fault?" Xing Ye was furious, and his speech became higher than the other.
After speaking, Lei Er did not react.
The three of them were silent, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.
Lei Er was still in extreme shock, and he turned into a fat boy Cong!
I should play with you and turn a blind eye!
Seeing that the fat boy was pulling his crotch, Xing Ye reacted on the spot, picked up the black clothes on Lei Er's body, and revealed the double axe tattoo on his fat chest.
and the pig god totem on the left arm.
Lei Er only felt a chill on his upper body, and immediately realized the plot at this time, and hurriedly cooperated with Xing Ye.
He remembers, should he shake twice at this time?
Lei Er thought back to the movie, pounding his thighs with both hands, and the fat on his chest trembled.
Lei Er read online articles in his previous life, and his knowledge was not very wide, but the classic masterpieces were all familiar by heart.
He cooperated with Xing Ye at this time, just so as not to destroy the original plot in the kung fu world.
The result of playing with the plot is very clear in "Infinite Horror".
His biggest advantage now is his familiarity with the original plot of Kung Fu, and if it weren't for the great profit drive, he didn't plan to change the current situation.
The second advantage is that his pig god curse has also been brought into this world!
Originally, it was regarded as a flood beast, but now it has become life-saving food!
Lewd development, first reluctantly, and then think about it!
This is Lei Er's calculation.
"Big guy, don't be angry, he's my friend, let me talk to him......" Master Xing followed, and then he was going to blackmail the sauce explosion.
“...... Bad guy! You cut his head so beautifully, you want to die, you know?" Xing Ye held his head high, and his nostrils glared at Sauce Burst.
"I don't know. "The sauce exploded this product, Lei Er knew it very well, the dead shaft was rotten!
“...... It's not convenient for you to put it, so take out some of it and set up ten tables and eight tables, or half a table. Xing Ye pushed the sauce explosion to the door, squinting at the showdown.
"Oh, so you blackmailed me. Sauce burst stared straight at Master Xing.
After a sneer, Xing Ye shouted: "Big guy!"
"Big guy?"
The fat boy in the chair didn't respond, he was already asleep!
Fang Cai Lei Er heard the two of them chattering crookedly next to him, and he was fine, but suddenly a wave of sleepiness hit!
"Pills! It's a curse! It's done!" Lei Er cried out in despair when he had only a trace of consciousness left.
"Oh, you're going to die, my big guy will cut people as soon as he wakes up!Wow, you see he's going to wake up, right away!"
"I'm not afraid, even if I kill one, there will be thousands of me. ”
Lei Er was woken up by the sound of firecrackers.
In this world, he didn't even have the rage buff he had when he was woken up.
Could this be that the star master is shaking people? A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other!
It turned out to really blow up the head of a small leader of the Axe Gang.
Lei Er continued to pretend to be asleep, but his eyes opened slightly, his head tilted, and he began to observe the situation outside the door.
Like the original play, a vote of the Axe Gang poured into the Pig Coop Walled City.
The little boss who was shot in the head was carrying an axe, and he was as good as 2580,000, and now he was confronting the sauce explosion.
Lei Er didn't plan to wade into this troubled water, after all, first, he would disrupt the plot, and secondly, he was now weak, and the whole person was a big sandbag.
Eh, the man has an axe!
"It's ugly!" Lei Er scoffed. Although his cultivation is gone, his eyesight is still there.
In this world, he estimated that he was the best person to play with an axe.
And the standard axe of the Axe Gang, eh, is really the size of a child's palm, like a joke.
Lei Er thought to himself, if there is a chance, they must open their eyes and see what a real axe is!
Let's look at the fat man who was shot in the head, and was about to burst the sauce with an axe, when a light and shadow flashed on the ground, and the speed was so fast that everyone present couldn't see it clearly.
And the fat man has been stuffed in the tin bucket at the base of the wall!
Lei Er's heart beat suddenly, what a fast body!
Not to mention the people in the movie just now, even he couldn't see who made it!
You must know that Lei Er was a third-order martial artist before, and it can be said that he is the strongest group of third-order martial artists!
And the peak of combat power in the kung fu world, the Huoyun Evil God and the enlightened Star Lord, according to the division of the Bloody Continent, are only the third order.
Strong to strong, especially the last blow of Xing Ye, it is really awesome, Lei Er dare not say that he is 100% sure of winning the peak state of Xing Ye.
Having said so much, the strange point is here, the kung fu world is obviously a low-martial world, and the ceiling of combat power has also been determined, and what Lei Er knows is the Huoyun Evil God. Xing Ye is still a gangster now, so he is excluded.
Who is it that can have such a fast speed and be faster than Lei Er's eyes?
Originally, in the movie, because of the camera switch, no one knew who made the move.
At this moment, Lei Er was immersed in the scene, staring at the scene intently, and he was still confused.
That's a lot of fun.
As for what the coolie said when he took the initiative to carry the pot, who believes who is the mallet.