Some directors' works are more mature and better-looking, while others are more youthful and scratchy G-spots.

Peng Haoxiang's debut feature film contains his feelings, talent and ambition all of them. If you insist on a milestone-like concrete concept, then "Buying a Murderer and Shooting People" is relative to Peng Haoxiang, just like "The King of Comedy" is relative to Zhou Xingxing.

What this fat man is best at is serious nonsense, using his almost savage creative power, neatly crushing the audience's nerves, and willingly falling into his trap.

It's a pity that later, the fat man's skills became more and more proficient, and he used various bridges with ease, and the local box office was a great success, but there was no such amazing feeling as "Buying a Murderous Shooter".

Peng Haoxiang is self-aware, as a rookie director, the biggest difficulty is not to ensure the quality of the film, but how to control the scene. So he found a lot of acquaintances to help out and play the main role in the film.

For example, Ge Minhui, as early as the era of soft and hard heavenly masters, the two collaborated on scripts. and Zhang Daming, who also co-hosted the show together. Including another fat man, Gu Dezhao, who brought him funds and served as a producer, are all old friends who have known each other for several years.

In this context, the atmosphere is undoubtedly very harmonious.

Morning, inside an abandoned warehouse in Sha Tin District.

The set has been set up as the interior of a mansion, and the friends are setting up the machine to dim the light. The air here is not very good, it is stuffy and slightly smelly, taking advantage of the prelude, Chu Qing slipped out alone, wanting to smoke a cigarette slowly.

"Pretty Boy!"

Not far away, a shout came from Leng Buding, he couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, and turned his head to respond: "Hey, Brother Ming!" ”

It is said that after his role was decided, he had an extra nickname, and almost everyone in the crew called him Liang Xiaoqing, who lived for two lifetimes. When I was praised for the first time, I couldn't help but feel a pain in my heart.

The little man Zhang Daming was dressed in a silk outfit, carrying a bag, and leaned over and said, "Eat cigarettes?" Filming will start later, how are you preparing? ”

"It's okay, there aren't many lines."

The other party patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Luo Liqi!" I went in first. ”

"Well, I'll see you later."

Chu Qing waved at him, this actor who suffered from cancer in the future and lost so much weight that he didn't have two taels of flesh left, was still very tender at this time. It's not like the funny crazy on the screen at all, and it's very subtle.

The filming cost of the film is only 500,000 US dollars, and a few good films can be made in the mainland, but in Hong Kong, it is a standard small production. Fortunately, there are no big scenes in the film, and the actors are all friendly prices, which is enough for Peng Haoxiang to squander.

And his salary, Sensei watched more scenes, and the money was nearly 20% less than "Full-time Killer". The right to be remedied.

Ya sighed faintly, she was depressed when she thought of this stubble, and she immediately went to Cannes, and she had to spend a lot of money. With his girlfriend's million deposits. It's not sure to be enough to spend.

"Chu Qingjun!"

He finished smoking a cigarette in a bad way, and suddenly heard someone screaming again, this time without looking to know who it was, and lowered his head and twisted the butt of the cigarette. smiled: "Finished putting on makeup?" ”

"Well, please take care of me today." The man said in half-baked Cantonese.

"You're so polite, I'll ......," he looked up. Instantly jammed.

Before I met, this girl was wearing a red wig, stepping on high heels, and only wrapped in a bath towel. The top is breast-high, the bottom is covered with buttocks, the skin is white and beautiful, the legs are slender, and the skin of the bare body is smooth and tender.

As for the inside, the underwear should be worn, and the bra must not be worn.

The girl's name is Higuchi Asuka, a pure Japanese, currently developing in Hong Kong, and has never been very popular. The most impressive work, uh, is probably the little tiger tooth Pangu in "I Have a Date with a Zombie".

She plays a actress in the film, and Chu Qing is the film producer, and the two will have some rivalry later.

"Aren't you cold? I haven't shot it yet, so you don't have to prepare so early, you find a coat to put on. He withdrew his gaze and admonished.

"It's okay, thank you for your concern." After she finished speaking, she bowed again ninety degrees.

"Don't!"

He couldn't stand this, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I've seen Japanese actors before, but no one is like you." ”

"Has Chu Qingjun ever worked with other Japanese actors?" The girl asked curiously.

"Yes, what's it called, what Kagawa Teruyuki."

"Wow, Mr. Kagawa is my idol!"

Higuchi Asuka was suddenly excited, then paused, and said, "Ah! I remember, the newspaper seems to say that he made a Chinese film and went to Cannes, is that this movie? ”

"Uh, yes."

The girl was so star-stricken, and said, "Chu Qingjun is so powerful!" Can you tell me that story? It seems like it's been a long time, and I haven't heard about the release. ”

He scratched his head, his face was melancholy, and after a long time, he said, "Actually, uh, that's a story about fighting devils......"

…………

Zhang Da's famous character is called Ah Quan, who studied film in New York, and when he returned from school, he wanted to show his strength. As a result, the market declined, and he had to devote himself to the erotic film industry as an assistant director.

And the role of the director, played by Zou Kaiguang, is full of obscenity, all-round talent for choreographers and directors, and has written many good books. has occasionally made cameo appearances, and the neurotic neighbor in "Explosive Criminal Police" who wants to smoke the soles of his shoes to death is this product.

As for Kamo Higuchi Asuga, her name in the film is Michiko, and she used to work as an A*V counselor.

This is a very magical profession, to be specific, when filming A* movies, there will be waiting breaks, and the male actors are often weak because of too much time. This requires a counselor, with hands, or mouths, to keep the male actor hard, ah no, it is to keep the male actor's stick hard.

Her biggest dream is to become a great actress like Ai Iijima. The little girl ran from Japan to Hong Kong alone to work hard in the erotic world, with a language barrier and ignorant temperament, and was often taken advantage of, but she still insisted on not regretting it.

It simply moved China.

It is said that the crew started work early in the morning, and at about eight o'clock, they were ready to shoot at any time.

Peng Haoxiang sat behind the monitor, holding the walkie-talkie, looking at the scene of more than 30 people, he couldn't help blinking his eyes, worried and in a trance.

"Apeng!"

"Apeng!"

Gu Dezhao next to him called lightly twice, and when he saw him come back to his senses, he reminded: "I'm waiting for you!" ”

"Oh, good!"

The little fat man smiled awkwardly. Then he made a gesture and signaled to start shooting.

“ready！”

“action！”

Zou Kaiguang instantly entered the play, and took Higuchi Ajika from scene to scene, and kept saying in his mouth: "Later, I will shoot you meeting the male protagonist first, and then make love." Then I jumped to the seventh scene, you quarrel with the male protagonist, from the living room to the kitchen, and then the male protagonist makes love with you. ”

"After that you take a shower, and during the bath you touch yourself. The male protagonist comes in and then makes love with you. ”

At this time, the eldest brother suddenly broke in. You see that the eldest brother is very panicked, throwing away the towel, revealing the milk, and shockwaves. OK？ "It's a long line, he does it in one go, and he doesn't even play it.

"I don't understand."

Higuchi looked like an innocent lamb, shook her head, and replied in Japanese. Behind her was Zhang Daming. Full of distress.

Zou Kaiguang was more irritable, raised his voice and said, "Throw the towel!" Expose your milk! Shock wave! Got it? ”

"Michiko!"

At this time, Chu Qing shouted and walked into the mirror from the left side.

Ya wears a Hawaiian-style floral shirt. Hunched over, but with its neck stretched forward, it looks like some kind of amphibian with genital attributes.

"Producer good!"

The gang saluted.

"Didn't you shoot the shower scene?" He hounged over to the camera and asked.

"Didn't shoot!" Zou Kaiguang said.

"It's good that I haven't shot it yet."

Chu Qing nodded. Suddenly, he turned around and blocked him behind him, facing Higuchi Asuka. Said: "Michiko, after I thought about the shower scene, I think your psychological state should be divided into two stages: before and after throwing the towel. As for the shock wave, it should also be divided into six levels......"

He paused, not following the script.

I have discussed with Peng Haoxiang before, can I add a few words. Because he felt that this place was not sufficient, and the context was too thin, and after thinking about it carefully, the fat man felt that it made sense, so he made up two sentences on the spot.

"First of all, the wave itself will not move. It takes your consciousness to manifest, then to the brain, then to the muscles through the guò nerves, and finally for your waves to receive this desire to vibrate...... Now, this layering is quite complex. ”

Chu Qing looked at the other party again and sighed: "Alas, it seems that you don't understand very well, so let's do it, I'll show you how." As he spoke, he put his arm around the girl's little shoulder, and was about to flash.

"Poof!"

Miss Higuchi was supposed to look confused, but seeing that his face was dignified, he said such out of tune in his mouth, and she couldn't help it, and she laughed out loud.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! She quickly apologized and began to bow in circles again.

"It's okay, the table just now is very good!"

Peng Haoxiang comforted first, and then said: "Qingzai, you can also add some movements, such as ...... like this" He palmed up and supported his chest.

“OK！”

He gestured back, indicating that he understood, and still looked stern.

“……”

The onlookers looked at each other, feeling very congested, and they acted in comedy with a paralyzed face, how awkward to look.

Chu Qing didn't bother to pay attention to them, took a few deep breaths, and picked up the interrupted love again.

He has never acted in a comedy, and his previous second neck is nothing more than a bit exaggerated. In his consciousness, the comedy performances that are widely accepted by the public are usually impetuous styles with contrived expressions and infinitely increased body language.

At his current level, his body movements can be barely completed, but that kind of over-the-top and distorted facial expression can't be performed at all.

For his role, Peng Haoxiang didn't spend much ink and ink, the highlight was only in the lines, and there was no character building and psychological activity. To put it simply, he is a pseudo-film producer who is lustful and superficial, gambling and taking drugs.

In fact, the supporting role has more room to play, and after he analyzed it, he made up for the characteristics of this character, and promoted his strengths and avoided his weaknesses.

I can't play an exaggerated image, I don't have the cheap effect of Uncle Da and Laat, but I also have my own way.

Chu Qing still remembers what Jiang Wen taught him: don't think about being funny, just act with the most serious attitude.

Filming in the field continues.

Gu Dezhao rubbed his chin, looked at it for a while, suddenly leaned his head over, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know who the last person who performed like this was?" ”

"Who?" Peng Haoxiang was stunned.

"Xu Guanwen." (To be continued......)