Huge is a master who likes to join in the fun, and he has nothing to do at home. I went to the donkey's chicken shop to drink tea. It happened that the relative of the leather donkey came to sell medical equipment, so he stretched his neck and squeezed in. was seen by the donkey and ridiculed him: "Huge king, what are you doing forward?" You don't buy it. ”

Huge said, "Isn't it okay to see?" Look and don't want money. Hey, I said Li Er, it turned out that you were a king and a lamb squatting in front, what's the matter, what do you want to buy? Hey? What is in your hand, tell me to take a look. ”

Huge couldn't help but say, reached out and grabbed the things that Li took second-hand, opened the package and looked carefully, it turned out that Li Er bought a set of cupping for treatment.

"Does this thing work?" Huge and curious with his hands to play with those large and small cupping, made of plastic, each transparent tile, the shape is very similar to a plastic clock, there is a small green handle on the top of the head, can be lifted, can be pressed down, listen to the donkey said that it is for degassing.

Pangda said: "Li Er, let's take cupping and try it at your house?" Let me try the new one. ”

Li Er nodded, followed behind the giant, and the two came to Li Er's house with a giggle.

Taking advantage of Li Er's efforts to make tea for him, he poured out those cuppings and held them in his hands one by one, watching and playing. Suddenly, he had a whim, he wanted to try this cupping by himself, the first time he got this thing, he wouldn't make it, this cupping wasn't a relative of the leather donkey to sell, and it was estimated that the leather donkey would definitely make it, so he called the leather donkey and asked: "Blind donkey, you say, how can this cupping work?" ”

The donkey gave a detailed description of how cupping was made on the phone. The ramble goes on and on. Huge waved his hand and instructed Li Er: "It's time to come to your house, it's not good to serve your eldest brother, good wine and good food, one word, on!" ”

Li Er smiled bitterly and spread his hands, without saying a word, took the money from the drawer and went to the seafood restaurant to order food.

"Where's all the cupping?" Huge asked the donkey on the phone.

"It's usually where it hurts."

"I don't have any pain anywhere. So what to do? Are you alright? “

"It's not easy to find something to do!" The leather donkey didn't know if he really didn't understand, or if he deliberately made it bad, he shouted loudly: "It doesn't hurt on the body, the doctor said, then pull out the navel and eyes, as well as the palms and feet of the hands, but pull it out in the dark, and all diseases will be eliminated!" It can also be aphrodisiac. Make sure your wife is satisfied. ”

Drinking free tea in front of me, holding free cupping in my hand, and free good wine and food in the back. This qiē is free, and the huge heart is happy. Maybe he was dizzy with joy, and according to what the donkey said on the phone, he pressed the large cupping cup in the middle of the navel, and pulled it out four or five times vigorously against your gasping thing, and felt some pain, so he called the donkey again and asked: "Why do I feel some pain?" ”

"It hurts!" The donkey told him on the phone: "Endure the pain is the victory." Hold on. Don't give up. If you don't get rid of it, you won't be able to cure it. ”

Da Da was not at ease, so he said to the donkey: "You give the phone to your relative, and I will interrogate him personally." ”

The donkey's relative is desperately trying to sell his cupping. didn't know that the huge was pulling out the deadly navel, so he instructed: "The main function of cupping is to pull out poison, you endure it, just ten minutes." It'll be fine in a while. ”

What else do you want to ask, a wife in Beizhuang paid money to buy cupping, and the relative of the donkey hurriedly hung up the phone.

The huge comparison was made several times. The center of the foot can not be pulled out, the hand cannot reach, and it cannot be pressed. Later, he had to give up, but the palm of his hand was easy, so he pulled out a small one in the palm of his two hands, and the big one couldn't hold it down, and when Li Er came back from the seafood restaurant, he had already pulled out the navel eye and the palm of his hand. He saw that Li Er's face was a little strange, and he boasted to himself: "Take it back, sleep with it, my wife is a doctor, I don't need others to dial, I will cupping myself, see how it goes?" I pulled out my belly button and eyes red, so the poison should be almost out, right? ”

Li Er scolded and said: "You are doing death, where are you going to pull it out, the palms of your hands and feet, your navel, these places can't be pulled, it's a forbidden area for cupping, your wife didn't sue you?" ”

"No wow." Huge nonchalant answer.

"Who taught you?"

"Leather donkey, he told me to do this."

Li Er called the leather donkey, pointed to the huge belly and asked, "Did you tell him to do this?" ”

The donkey replied, "Yes." The donkey turned to the big man and urged, "Oh, what are you doing with it?" Hurry up and use an electric fan to blow it on your navel, or if it gets cold for a while, the effect will be greatly reduced. ”

"The freshly plucked navel eye still needs to be blown with an electric fan? Isn't that fatal? ”

"One go! Do you understand it in one go? You can't get angry, you know? "The donkey is still vibrating. He took the electric fan in his hand, turned on the high-end level, aimed at the huge navel, and blew violently like a machine gun.

Li Er saw that the signs were wrong, and hurriedly called Liu Xueyin: "Auntie, your family is huge, use cupping to pull out his navel eyes, after pulling it out, he is still blowing it with an electric fan, and the donkey said, this is called puffing." ”

"Huh?" When Liu Xueyin heard that he was cupping his belly button and blowing it with an electric fan, he was anxious and asked, "Where did he do this?" He is purely slow to die, it is easy to die, he can hang himself and drink medicine, why do you think that this method of dying and not living will drag me down? ”

Liu Xueyin calmed down for a moment and asked, "Who told him to do this?" Where's the hugeness? ”

"I'm going to drink at my house. The donkey was his instructor. ”

The leather donkey was full of crooked reasoning, and Liu Xueyin knew that he couldn't talk about him. ran to the village and shouted at Wufeng: "Wufeng, your donkey, it's not a thing, encouraging our family to be huge, using cupping to pull out the navel, and blowing with an electric fan!" You say, if there are three longs and two shorts, who will be responsible for this? Leather donkey! ”

"Where's the cupping? I know we don't have that stuff in our house. Wufeng spoke, unhurriedly. There is a slight element of unreasonableness in the words.

Liu Xueyin is even more unreasonable than Wufeng. She sneered: "Wufeng, you are a cadre of our East Kidnapper. He is the second-in-command in the village. If your donkey has caused a huge injury to my family, the responsibility can belong to you, not to mention that seeing a doctor is indispensable. Medical expenses, nutrition expenses, all inclusive. As for the lost time pay, a small part of it can be reduced. You think, Pangda is a chef, and the salary is naturally high, which everyone knows. When you are a cadre, no matter how hard your tongue is, you can't gouge out your cheeks. ”

"Humph!" Wufeng said disappreciably: "Liu Xueyin, don't let go here." He is not a doctor or a doctor, and it is impossible for him to see a doctor personally. Taking a step back, even if the donkey treats your family, I mean, your family is not stupid, he is a normal person with civil capacity. Oh, he will do whatever the donkey tells him to do, to put it mildly, the donkey tells him to eat, he will also eat it? Lai people will not be laid. Go back and rest as soon as possible, and stay where it's cool. Less embarrassing in the village. ”

Lao Yu came over and persuaded: "Liu Xueyin, you are a doctor, huge, after so many years, you should also know some medical knowledge." Cupping can't pull out the navel, he should know. Although the donkey likes to make jokes, it can also play pranks. Even if the leather donkey really pulls out the belly button of the huge one, the huge one should not listen to the leather donkey's nonsense. Because the donkey is not a doctor at all. In my opinion, Liu Xueyin, you should go home first and take a look at the huge one, ask what is going on, and then find the donkey. ”

This is clearly protecting the five phoenixes, and it is clearly a typical official protecting each other. Liu Xueyin was very unconvinced, feeling that Lao Yu was pulling the shelf. However, turning his face with Lao Yu, Liu Xueyin did not have the courage for a while. She pursed her lips and took a breath. came out of the village committee and went straight to Li Er's house.

Sitting on the main seat of Li Er's house, with a big belly, he was in high spirits with good wine, except for his sallow face, he couldn't see any sudden illness for the time being.

Li Er said: "Liu Xueyin, it's better for you to come." There's nothing wrong with being huge. Maybe I'm a false alarm. I hope so. Sit down and drink. ”

The donkey was basically drunk at this time. His tongue had long since stopped listening, and he said vaguely: "Liu Xueyin, a huge hardship, a great life, and a great creation." It's all right. Cupping and plucking the navel, he is stronger! You are indispensable at night. Okay. At least three times a night, if you don't look for my donkey, I will definitely make up for you. Ha??? Ha??? Ha??????. ”

Liu Xueyin glared at the donkey fiercely, and said sarcastically: "It's better to go home and make up for your lame wife." Who scarces your donkey???? Donkey ?????"

Liu Xueyin's donkey didn't come out.

Liu Xueyin said to Li Er: "You are a witness." If there is a good man, you have to administer justice. She went up and grabbed the huge and dragged her out, and her mouth was still roaring: "Death is coming, and she is still dying." You're just slow to die. Just do it. ”

Huge said again and again with the strength of the wine: "It's okay, it's okay, the donkey is also kind." ”

"Okay, you're big, he's a wolf with ambition!"

Liu Xueyin pulled the huge home, and before the middle of the night, the huge stomach hurt. The beads of cold sweat on the face are dripping! What can I do? (To be continued......)