【743】 Jealous?
Ancient martial arts masters can float on water, in fact, it is the same reason.
After all, people are not insects, and they don't have such a special structure on the soles of their feet, but don't forget that the ancient martial arts masters have internal qi, as long as the qi is emitted on the soles of the feet to form a layer of tangible and qualitative "cover", it can be used as "skateboard shoes".
Due to the size of the human body and the special posture of standing on both feet, it is quite difficult to walk on the water like an insect and maintain a good balance.
However, this is not particularly difficult for a master of ancient martial arts who have been successfully practiced, as long as it takes a while to practice, it can be done.
But it's much more difficult to float on the water with weights......
Originally, human beings are bipedal creatures, and the standing area is small, and of course the pressure is large, so in order to be able to walk on water, it is necessary to make the air hood very large.
And with each extra weight, the area of the air hood will increase correspondingly.
If the weight reaches half of the person, the increase in area is already quite amazing, and the weight standard set by Elder Lin for Gu Xiaohu is 100 kilograms!
God, this weight is already heavier than Gu Xiaohu himself!
It is conceivable how difficult it is for Brother Xiaohu to run back and forth on the water with such a body on his back......
"You...... You're not kidding, are you? Standing by the moat, Gu Xiaohu hesitated.
"Go down to you!" Elder Lin didn't bother to explain, so he kicked him down directly!
Due to his inexperience and panic, Brother Xiaohu's first attempt was of course unsuccessful, and with a load on his back, the consequences can be imagined......
Watch that dumb-headed boy sink to the bottom of the river like a rock. Elder Lin couldn't help but clapped his hands, happy as a child.
This scene. Of course, Gu Xiaohu couldn't see it, he was now thinking about how to get up......
Due to the pile of lead on his back. Of course, it is impossible to float, and the method of jumping up is obviously not feasible, because the mud at the bottom of the river is too soft, and the resistance in the water is great, Gu Xiaohu jumped several times without success, so he had no choice but to give up.
Of course, this kind of thing is difficult for an ancient martial arts master, but it really can't be done, and you can use the Turtle Breath Gong to temporarily hold your breath. And then step by step, although this method is a little stupid and takes a little longer, but at least nothing will go wrong.
When Gu Xiaohu finally returned to the shore, he immediately took off the lead block, lay down on the ground, and took a big breath of fresh air.
"Give." An old face suddenly appeared in his field of vision, startling him!
"What, why do you have such an expression? When I'm an old man, am I a ghost? Elder Lin was very dissatisfied with the young man's reaction. Immediately put the popsicle back in his hand, pouted, "Don't eat it!" I'll eat it myself! ”
In other words, this old guy really takes a bite with his left hand and a bite with his right hand. Eating happily, he looks like a five-year-old child's innocence.
Gu Xiaohu ...... Gu Xiaohu's eyes were about to fall out at this time!
Not that he was surprised by the old guy's behavior, but the two popsicles -- these were old-fashioned banana popsicles. It's long gone since then, it's all ice cream. Ice cream or something, who still eats such old-fashioned goods?
But Gu Xiaohu likes to eat this kind of popsicle. And he knew that there were only two local shops selling these old popsicles, one in the north of the city and the other in the Ziyuan community on Shuanghua Road in the east of the city—yes, near his house.
Cheng...... This possibility can be ruled out, unless the old guy is the Flash, it is absolutely impossible.
Aster Community...... This is a certain possibility, but it is a bit mysterious to actually implement it.
You know, it's about fifteen minutes to ride a motorcycle from here, and I just fell to the bottom of the river and walked up again, at most two minutes is amazing, the old guy can walk back and forth in such a short time, what a speed!
Not to mention, this old urchin is still not red or panting, there is no sweat on his forehead, and his movements and posture do not look like he has just experienced strenuous exercise.
Could it be ...... For him, this kind of distance is nothing more than the level of a leisurely walk???
Depend on!!!
Oh my God! You don't have to fix me like this, do you? Brother Dong, you ...... What kind of old monster did you stuff me!!!
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"You...... Are you sure that's okay too? Don't you need a tube? At the gate of the Heavenly Palace, Dai Qingyun looked inside and said to Chen Weidong beside him with a smile.
"Well, I have to admit that guy is more skinned than I ever imagined." Chen Weidong also looked in the same direction as him, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, but his eyes narrowed slightly.
Generally speaking, when he shows this expression, it means that he is in a bad mood.
Dai Qingyun was very familiar with him, so he naturally knew what this expression meant, so he smiled slightly, leaned to the side, and stretched out his hand to signal "Please".
"Don't worry, soon." Chen Weidong smiled and walked forward quickly.
In fact, it's not a big deal, it's just that the little white face surnamed Zhang pestered Zheng Wei after the banquet, saying that he wanted to send her back, and his attitude was very resolute.
How could Zheng Wei agree to this kind of thing, even if the other party was kind, she didn't need it, otherwise if someone saw it, what would he think.
By the way, what about that guy!
The banquet was obviously over, but there was still no one to be seen, and he said that he had two drinks with Dai Qingyun, but as soon as he drank it, he lost it!
Now that his female companion is being pestered, it is when he needs to come forward, he is better to leave his female companion and disappear!
Hum! Soul light! Soul light! Is there such an irresponsible male partner in the world? He was really blind at the beginning, how could he be called......
Zheng Wei scolded someone in his heart, but he had to put on a smile on his face, trying to refuse Zhang Shao's kind invitation.
And Zhang Shao, as if it was because of a dance, gave him a lot of confidence, and he made it clear that he was going to fight to the end.
Seriously, he's not such a patient person.
At least for women, he has never been a good-natured gentleman who has been rejected and begged again and again.
If it weren't for the fact that the woman in front of him was called Zheng Wei, he would have walked away a long time ago.
Thinking about the identity of this woman's father, and then thinking about the identity of her uncle, and those in her family, Zhang Shao still calmed down and continued to work hard to tackle key problems.
In his opinion, Princess Zheng is indeed much more difficult than the women he used to work with, but he is still very confident.
Sister is nothing more than that, women are naturally sensual animals, as long as you look okay, your mouth is sweet enough, and your shot is generous enough, you don't have to worry about not being able to move her heart.
Princess Zheng is probably because she is of noble birth and is used to seeing these, so it is not uncommon, but Zhang Shao feels that she is different, not comparable to others, as long as she works hard, she will definitely be able to impress the hearts of beautiful women.
As the saying goes, strong women are afraid of pestering them, there is no girl in this world who can't be chased, only men who are not good enough and don't work hard enough.
Are you not good enough? Joke!
Thinking about the dance just now, Princess Zheng's pretty face was flushed, looking left and right, and she didn't dare to look at her eyes.
This is obviously a shy look of wanting to refuse and welcome, well, yes, she must be tempted, but out of female reserve, so she rejected herself again and again.
It doesn't matter, to deal with this kind of woman, Zhang Shao is not once or twice, anyway, the secret is just four words: stalking!
This time, though, he seems to have encountered some unusual resistance......
Like what...... Someone who came without telling me.
"Hey, who are you? Where do you put your hands? Who gave you permission to put your hand here? Hurry up and let me go! Stay away from her! Chen Weidong came up with a series of cannons, and Zhang Shao couldn't find the north.
When he came to his senses, he couldn't help but be angry: Damn, who is this? Why do people shout when they come up with five or six people!?
Chen Weidong didn't give him a chance to think clearly, he brushed his hand away, took Zheng Wei's arm and left.
"Oh, slow down." Zheng Wei was a little hurt by him, and couldn't help glaring at him.
"I want to be faster." Chen Weidong replied to her angrily, suddenly picked her up by the waist, and walked towards the door.
"Hey! What are you doing? Zheng Wei was startled, and hurriedly pushed him and asked him to let himself down.
"What, you just pushed and glared at me, and greeted that kid with a smile? What kind of double standard is this? ”
"You ......" Zheng Weiliu raised his eyebrows, looked around, and lowered his voice and said: "Su zhì, pay attention to Su zhì, although I hate that surnamed Zhang, I can't drive him away with a scolding, right?" ”
"Why not? I see that you are usually very capable, not like some kind of weak little princess who blushes even when she says a dirty word. ”
"That'...... The occasion is different! Anyway, you let me down first, so many people are watching, what does it look like......"
"Okay." Chen Weidong let go of his hand and put down Zheng Wei.
"Really, like a child." After Zheng Wei stood firm on his feet, he immediately glanced at him, but the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "Hey, let me ask you, were you jealous just now?" ”
"Yes, it's very unpleasant, how to drop." Chen Weidong shrugged his shoulders and generously acknowledged.
"Humph! Duplicity, since you don't like me to stay with that person, why do you only think of looking for me now? What did you just do? ”
"Hey, miss, I saw you dancing with that man just now, and you looked like you were enjoying it, why are you so embarrassed to run to disturb you? This pot looks like yours, right? Do you still want to throw it at me? ”
"If you don't come here, if you didn't run to drink with Dai Qingyun and leave me aside, I would have gone dancing with others? Please, it's too late for me to hide from him. ”
"Really? Really? What do I think of you......" Chen Weidong was interrupted by another voice before he finished speaking.
"Hey, who are you? Why did you forcibly take Miss Zheng away? Did I agree? Zhang Shao rushed over panting, grabbed someone's arm, and looked unkind. (To be continued......)