Yang Ping rolled over, dodged the muzzle, grabbed the M9 sleeve with his backhand, and put his index finger into the trigger retainer and put it behind the trigger. Yang Ping patted Stinky Treasure with his other hand and smiled hard: "Stinky Treasure, no matter what kind of gun it is, even if it's a toy, don't use the muzzle of the gun on people." ”

Stinky Bao nodded excitedly: "Dad, I haven't seen this before, gold." I just saw that the magazine is empty, but this magazine can't hold BB bullets. ”

Yang Ping swallowed and foamed: "Uh, look, you can put your finger on the trigger at any time, do you know what it's called?" This is called goldfinger, in the shooting competition, the gun competition is a circle of playing guns anyway, it is a taboo. When people see that you are picking the trigger at any time, it is not appropriate for you to play, and the normal posture is that the index finger is always on the outside of the trigger retainer, understand? ”

Stinky Bao nodded, and Yang Ping continued: "Also, whether it's Dad's simulated Q or a real gun, an empty magazine doesn't mean that there are no bullets, and it's very likely that the last bullet has been loaded, which is a very dangerous judgment." Didn't you say you wouldn't play with Daddy's gun last time at home? Why are you playing again today? ”

Stinky Bao pouted: "I'll ask you to eat dumplings, see if you're not awake." ”

"Well, then you go first, I'm scared out of a sweat, I'll come out in a shower," Yang Ping saw that Stinky Bao ran out with M9, and shouted tightly, "Come back!" Put the gun down and remember to go out and don't tell anyone, it's our secret. "It seems that there are really a lot of secrets between this father and son, and if Stinky Bao casually leaks out a few words, Yang Ping will never recover.

After taking a bath, Yang Ping changed into dry clothes and came to the main room, where the whole family was eating dumplings around the round table. Hailan brought a small plate to Yang Ping, poured vinegar and chili oil and greeted: "Hurry up." If you don't come again, the dumplings will be cold. ”

Liao's mother took care of her son-in-law: "It's okay." I'll cook it for you. ”

Yang Ping hurriedly stopped: "Mom." That's good, enough to eat. What about my brother-in-law? ”

Hai Qingbai glanced at it: "I don't know where you led him yesterday, I can't call it up, you say, where did you go last night?" ”

Yang Ping bit the dumpling and slurred: "Well, it's so fragrant...... Last night, we went to Yonghe Palace, and my brother-in-law grabbed the first stick of incense and prayed for you. ”

Liao's father is interested: "Really? The incense of the head pillar of Yonghe Palace is not easy to grab. I've heard that many people queue up for more than 20 hours to grab the first pillar. It seems that the most spiritual place in the country is Yonghe Palace. ”

Yang Ping nodded: "Yes, there is such a saying, it is all a matter of believing and not believing or not, our family doesn't seem to believe in Buddhism, right?" ”

Liao's father nodded: "Well, no, but it's still good to have some faith." ‘

Hailan pouted: "I'm a party member." By the way, Yang Ping, the gifts brought by Mr. Wei and Mr. Luo last time are still in the corner of the yard, you haven't had time to tinker, I opened the cracks that day and looked at it. It's just a big cement pier, what's there to give away from that thing? ”

Yang Ping was also strange. Stuff a dumpling into your mouth: "Well, I'll take a look." Cement piers, shouldn't they? ”

Yang Ping took out the three-edged wood from the pocket of his jeans, cut the cardboard package three times and two times, and then tore the layers of bubble packaging inside. I laughed at it: "Hailan, what kind of cement pier is this, this is a crystal cave, it has to be more than a meter high, and there is a drum leg base of wenge wood, well, the quality of this crystal cave is really good, not cheap." ”

Hailan hadn't seen it, so she leaned over and looked: "Crystal Cave? What for? ”

Hai Qing saw it, and despised her sister: "You are too earthy, I have seen this thing, we have one in Director Hu's pharmacy, which is much smaller than this, and thirty centimeters tall, and the color of the amethyst inside is not as good as this, it has to be thousands." ”

Yang Ping nodded and explained: "This crystal cave is generally liked by people who like to fiddle with feng shui, just your tourmaline bracelet, necklace or anything can be placed in it to demagnetize and remove some negative substances." In addition, this is the Seven Treasures of Buddhism, so it is very sought after. Look at this crystal cave so big, tsk, the price is by no means cheap. You see how dark, bright, and uniform the color of this amethyst is, with a complete agate edge on the outer edge, and a symbiotic hair crystal. In the end, it is the origin of family learning, and this thing is the best housewarming gift. ”

Hailan liked it and complimented: "Well, this thing is good, where do you say we put it?" ”

"Theoretically, you can put it anywhere, and there is a saying everywhere," Yang Ping smacked his lips: "Putting Wenchang's position will help with studies, and I don't know where Wenchang's position is." Facing the door is to accumulate wealth, placing it in the position of wealth is to accumulate wealth, placing it in the position of merit is accumulating wealth, and it can also improve interpersonal relationships. Anyway, it depends on people's mouths where they are placed. Putting a crystal ball in this crystal cave can transform evil qi and turn resistance into assistance, whether this statement is right or not, in terms of beauty, it is absolutely necessary to put it. ”

Hyland wondered: "Why?" How beautiful can it be? ”

Yang Ping smiled: "I've seen it, there is a kind of rotating jewelry display seat with batteries and LED lights, and a crystal ball is placed on it and placed in the crystal hole." The crystal cave is immediately full of colors and is as beautiful as a fantasy. ”

Hailan burst out with pride and clapped: "Then go buy it today, I want to see it." ”

Yang Ping scratched his head: "You also say that a play is too taken for granted, the crystal ball is not valuable, the base is even less valuable, the problem is that you are in a hurry to buy it and not be slaughtered, this thing has to be touched, one day you encounter a hundred and ten yuan thing, you rush to buy black you a thousand pieces as if playing." ”

Hailan glared: "My mother is not bad for money, hey, Mom, why are you beating me again?" ”

Liao's mother was not angry: "Who are you giving it to?" ”

Yang Ping laughed and went back to eat dumplings, and Hailan followed with a chatter: "Then you put it in the main room, such a good thing is put in the courtyard in the wind and rain." ”

Yang Ping thought about it, went back and picked up the crystal cave, and walked into the house: "Hailan, you take the base." "That's him, otherwise this crystal cave would have to be carried by two or three people.

After setting up the crystal cave, Yang Ping patted the ash on his hand proudly: "How good-looking, this position beckons fortune, hehe." By the way, where are you going today? ”

Hailan lay on Yang Ping's back and looked at the crystal cave: "Let's go see the temple fair in Jingbei." ”

Yang Ping sat back at the round table with Hailan on his back and continued to eat: "Okay, the whole family will go to the temple fair, and set off after eating, sister, you pick up your brother-in-law." ”

Hai Qing took a sip of dumpling soup, and the Empress Dowager Cixi turned her head to Rui Rui and said, "Go, call your father up, remember to take a wet towel and paste his face......"

Yang Ping shuddered......

In the next two days, the whole family went to the temple fair in harmony, ate delicious food, and had a good time.

On the morning of the third day of junior high school, Yang Ping drove Hou Bin, Haiqing, and Rui Rui back to Shanghai. Stinky Bao is very strong, Rui Rui cried, Haiqing and his wife left for too long and had to rush back. Before boarding the plane, Yang Ping explained to Hou Bin: "Brother-in-law, just taste this thing, don't delay your usual study for these games, you will fall behind if you don't learn for a few days, which is different from me." ”

Hou Bin was moved: "I know, this thing is to calm down when it's okay, I won't be like you to play things and lose your mind." ”

Hey, why does Yang Ping like to hear this?

Sent off Haiqing's family, and after eating at noon, Yang Ping drove to the airport again, this time to send Liao's father and Liao's mother, Hailan and Stinky Bao.

Hailan originally wanted Yang Ping to go back together, but he still had to pay back the car to Mr. Bu, who knows what else is boring. Now that Yang Ping is out of control, there is no effective means to contain it, so go back and think about it.

Yang Ping also advised: "Go back and contact Xiaolin, let him help Sister Lu bring the goods to our backyard, I still have a lot of things in Xiaolin's place, let him pull them over together, and Yangjiang's goods will be placed in my study." If you ask him if he has any ideas to take over your company, he should pay more bonuses to the employees in the company. I told Xiaolin a few years ago, you are the boss lady, go back and send it again, do you want to win people's hearts. ”

Hailan was irritable and waved her hand: "I know, you should pay attention to yourself, if I catch you having something to do with other women, beware of the dilemma of life and death." ”

Yang Ping sighed, didn't dare to pick up, and turned his head to explain to Stinky Bao: "Today, all our relatives are gathering at Grandpa's house, you must be polite when you go, you can't bully your younger brothers and sisters with Lei Lei, well, you have to protect your New Year's money, don't let your mother cheat again." ”

Stinky Bao nodded: "Got it, Dad, go back and let me play Gold M9." ”

"Roll ......" (To be continued......