Chapter 1098 Work No. N
The sound of ping-pong smashing and panicked screams were already ringing in the store. Li Mantun said proudly to Li Xiaoman: "How is it, my chaotic magic trick is okay, right?" I divided them into three stages, you take your time. β
Li and Xie Ernu were a little inexplicably surprised, and they didn't care about the excitement in the store, so they hurriedly asked, "What, are you using the chaos magic trick?" Can it be phased? When did you get to this high level of spell training? β
Li Mantun is not alone, pointing at Sun Buwu and saying, "He can do it too." Not only Lao Sun, but also Huazi and Yangzi. Who taught? No one taught, we consulted, pondered, and constantly experimented with it. β
Li Xiaoman asked if he could teach her? After learning this, you can slowly toss that oil bottle. Li and Sun said generously: "Okay! What's not to do with that. β
Originally, I thought it was a very awesome spell, and the four scourges were treasured as treasures. Now compared to Zhang Qiusheng's singing, their own things are not worth mentioning. There is nothing to be proud of, just pass it on to Li Xiaoman and Xie Lizhu, they are all their own people in the same detachment.
Of course, the two daughters of the Chaos God Rune will, Li and Sun just pointed out some details when they use them and the differences between these details.
The smashing in the hall was louder, and the screams had turned into angry roars. It shows that it has entered the second stage that Li Mantun said β₯β, lightning and thunder. The first stage is called the breeze, which starts at the end of the green ping.
The second daughter doesn't care about these, the most important thing now is to learn these tricks. Especially Li Xiaoman, he can toss it himself in the future.
Li Mantun and Sun Buwu taught one by one, first of all, how to pinch the trick. Any high-level spell is a pinch, and the use of talismans is very low-level. Because the talisman is set in advance, the thing to be done is sealed on the talisman, and how the talisman is set when it is applied, the effect is just like that. It can't be like a trick, it can be pinched according to the situation, and the ghosts and gods are unpredictable and changeable.
Then there are the mantras, which are made with a flash in your heart. As the saying goes, teaching is appropriate, which means that teachers will also benefit in the process of teaching. Li and Sun both had enlightenment at the same time, and the other spells were not the same?
The four of them were in the car, and the two of them taught the two of them to learn, and later they became mutual exchanges and discussions, and the more they learned, the more they learned, and they forgot about the things in the store outside.
Now this tavern seems to have suffered an unprecedented catastrophe. Tables, chairs and benches were all smashed, yes, smashed, not overturned in general. The bar counter was knocked over, and the cash register, cash drawer, and wine bottles were all smashed.
None of the plates, soup pots, rice bowls, spoons, and spoons in the store were intact, and even the chopsticks were cut off. Televisions, refrigerators, fans, air conditioners, lights, and telephones were all overturned or broken.
The waitress's clothes were torn, and she was so frightened that she curled up in the corner and forgot to cry. The boss was beaten into a panda eye, his arms were swollen, and his legs were lame.
The hall is too small to accommodate six people. Three other men rushed into the kitchen, smashing pots and spoons, smashing the gas stove, slaughtering chickens, ducks, fish, semi-finished products, and all kinds of fresh vegetables all over the floor. The cook and his two helpers were all kicked down and stomped several times on the stomach.
Even the walls of the shop hall were punched with a big hole. Next door is a cigarette hotel, the boss sticks his head out of the hole to see, too scared to make a sound, too fierce, I have never seen such a fierce person on TV.
Six people rushed left and right in the store, and suddenly entered a no-man's land. The tiny tavern was smashed to the ground, and nothing remained intact. When there is no way to smash, like most film and television productions, the police come.
The entrance of the tavern was already three floors inside and three floors outside, and it was surrounded by the crowd watching the excitement. The police finally squeezed through the crowd and came in to take a look, obediently, is it the end of the twentieth century? This was the war years of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, right? Even during the war years, we have never suffered from war in Sijiu City.
The perpetrator was still roaring, and the police hurried forward to stop it. Before he could shout, the three policemen were thrown to the ground by three hugs, and their movements were uniform, like a rehearsal for a martial arts dojo.
The third stage that Li Mantun said, the tears of remorse, began at this moment. After smashing down the police, the six people looked down at the three policemen lying on the ground, and those who didn't know thought that the policemen had died, and they were mourning in silence.
This is just a brief transition from the second stage of lightning and thunder to the third stage of tears of remorse. But the police didn't know, and they were really panicked when they saw these six people standing in a row, their heads down, and their eyes looking straight at them.
The policemen lay on the ground and did not dare to move casually, but shouted in their mouths: "You guys, don't mess around, don't mess around." Now it is a society with a legal system, and everything must be done according to the law. β
An older policeman tried to make himself lie down a little more comfortably, and then tilted his head and prepared to do the painstaking and patient ideological work: "Comrade, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, the devil!" Tell us something, and we'llβ"
Before the policeman could finish his words, he was surprised to find that the six people standing condescendingly were all in tears. Is the ideological work so effective? I only said half a word, and I moved them all? It seems that I also have the potential to be a political commissar.
The older policeman was secretly rejoicing, and the six people suddenly knelt down in unison, lying on the ground crying with tears in their eyes: "Brother policeman, uncle, grandfather!" I was wrong, I'm sorry for the party, I'm sorry for the peopleβ"
The three policemen got up and looked at each other, not understanding what was going on. A young policeman craned his neck and shouted, "Get up, get up!" Don't talk nonsense. With you like this, the party and the people are separated from you by 108,000 miles, and they can't reach it, and they can't talk about being worthy or sorry. β
The three policemen had six legs, and they just happened to be hugged by these six fools one by one. These six people all had snot and tears on their faces, and they all cried and shouted: "Grandpa policeman, spare me, I don't dare anymore." Police Ancestor, you just slam me, I don't want to live anymore-"
It's just inexplicable. The walls of the psychiatric hospital fell, and so many patients ran out at once? Either way, these people have to be brought back to be dealt with. It's not a problem to be here all the time, the impact is too bad, and it also blocks traffic.
The older cop turned on the walkie-talkie to explain the situation and ask for support. At the same time, an ambulance was requested, and the boss, waiter, and cook were all injured and needed medical attention.
The four people in the car next to him didn't care at all about what was happening in the tavern. They are enthusiastically discussing the subtleties of the Chaos Trick and exchanging methods of administering it.
Li Mantun suddenly asked: "Hey, Li Xiaoman, what do you say is the name of this first move?" "These three tricks encompass most of the Chaos Tricks. The second trick is called lightning and thunder, and the third trick is called tears of remorse, and there is no objection. Only for the first move, the four people have four opinions.
Li Mantun was named Breeze at the end of Qingping. The other three immediately despised shì, damn, how could there be a spell with such a long name? And it's headless and brainless, which makes people don't know what to do.
Li Mantun didn't think so, he said: "What about Lao Zhang? Isn't his Barbarakuz also a long name? Isn't it a long name, such as the Copper Hammer Yang Nuo, the Silent Bar, the Deflated Yang Nuo Wither, the Fart Explosion Meteor Hammer, etc.? β
Cut, do you still want to compare with Lao Zhang like this? The other three were even more disdainful. Although Lao Zhang's name is long, it has both its name and its reality. For example, that Barbara Kuz is indeed a person who puts Barbara in his pants. Let's not talk about the copper hammer series. The fart explosion meteor hammer is indeed asking people to fart. What about you? What does it mean that this breeze rises at the end of Qingping?
This is a sentence in Song Yu's "Wind Fu". It means that when the wind first rises, it just flies gently on the duckweed, and then it becomes more and more violent. Li Mantun took this meaning, but ordinary people would be incomprehensible.
Han Guanyang named this spell "The devil is coming". Damn, you're scolding yourself. The other three ignored it. Hua Hanzhou's name is "I'm coming", and everyone is noncommittal.
Sun Buwu's name is "Gently, I'm coming". Damn, old grandson, wow, when did you become such a petty bourgeoisie? You might as well name it "Farewell Cambridge".
One of the four people refused to accept the other, and this trick was never named. Every man has his own name, and whoever makes it is called. It was Li Mantun who cast this spell just now, so it was called the breeze at the end of Qingping.
Now Li and Sun both asked Li Xiaoman what his name should be. Li Xiaoman didn't want to say: "I think it's called the overture - a gentle adagio, and then the first, second, and third works are called." In the future, if you want to figure out other Mingtang, it will be called the fourth number, the fifth number, and so on. A subtitle can be added after each number. For example, the first work - lightning and thunder, the second work of tears of regret and so on. β
Yes, yes, Li Mantun and Sun Buwu agreed that it was right, and the general name was rhapsody. The "say what you want" should be called the fourth work, and the "don't say it even if you die" should be called the fifth work.
The four of them continued to delve into the secret of chaos, leaving the tavern behind them entirely. I don't know how many hours have passed, and the interest of the four has increased.
Regardless of these three people. About half an hour after Li Xiaoying and the other six people were taken out of the tavern, Mrs. Wang received a call from the police station at home: "Are you Li Xiaoying's mother Wang Shufen?" Please come to the police station immediately. Why? Your son is here! Where did you come from, why? Your son smashed the tavern, come here! β
Mrs. Wang, or Wang Shufen's head, "Boom!" "The ground exploded. How long has it been since I came out of the prison, and I haven't entered the house yet, and I have entered the police station again? How can it be better to go on like this? You have to go to the detention center and pick up soap? Thinking of this, Wang Shufen felt nauseous again.
This time, they did not enter the detention center, and the police station decided to send Li Xiaoying and others to a psychiatric hospital. Wang Shufen and the other five parents all protested loudly, how can they be sent to a psychiatric hospital?
Okay? A policeman tilted his neck and squinted his eyes and said, "Come and see if your son is a good man or a sick man." β