Chapter 66: Leather Sofa, Move Home!
"If you want to fix him, you must fix him to death, we have to arrest him! Send someone to provoke him, as long as he makes the first move, we will win!"
This was the idea of Jiao Hua, a deputy director of the Discipline Inspection Department of the Yang Gang. This guy was born tall and big, with big ears and quite thoughtful.
But those who are familiar with him know that this son is the most two-faced. If you have a bad stomach and water in your stomach, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't count people for three days.
He is the kind of person who climbs to a high position by drilling camps to curry favor.
The Yang Gang had recruited a new recruit earlier and sent him to work.
At that time, he was not so big, he was a middle-level small cadre, and after seeing the new disciples, it was called an arrogant and domineering person!
Moved a chair with a backrest, slumped on it, and pretended to be forced on the new disciples who came to apply. It's probably about how he uses the means to reach the sky in the Yang Gang, and how he has a deep foundation.
The children who came to apply for the job didn't understand, and they all thought that this person was really awesome.
The beautiful words around him made him forgetful, he was the kind of person who abused his power with a little power, and on a whim, he let the new disciples squat on the ground and slap himself.
"Squat in rows! If you want to enter the Yang Gang, you have to show your ability!"
"From now on, you slap yourself in the face, the louder you are, the longer you hold on, the better the chances of passing!"
"Hurry up, do it yourself, don't let me come!"
All of you present, some of them are cultivators, some are in formation, and some are making medicinal materials, all of them are young talents in their respective fields.
The new disciple was already young and vigorous, and some people were unbearable at the moment, and they didn't want to fight the Yang Gang head-on, so they made their own plans and prepared to slip away.
As soon as he opened the door, before he could step out, a gust of wind came from behind him.
The rest of the disciples only felt that the shadows suddenly passed in front of them, and the original location of Jiao Hua was gone.
Jiao Hua flashed in front of the disciple who wanted to retreat, and in an instant, he actually appeared outside the door! And the disciple who pushed the door open didn't notice it at all!
When the disciple was stunned, Jiao Hua twisted his waist and raised his legs, as fast as a tiger, and kicked the disciple into the air with one foot, falling in front of the back chair he had moved.
After the disciple landed, he had a convulsion and couldn't get up. The rest were silent.
Jiao Hua sat back in the back chair with such a self-care, raised his foot and stepped on the disciple's head, and crushed it.
“He,tui!”
A mouthful of thick phlegm landed on the disciple's face.
"Where are you going to be the Yang Gang? Want to go in and out? Tell you, this time, no one is allowed to leave until I am satisfied!"
At the same time as the ruthless words, the extremely strong Seven Palace Realm cultivation was also vividly released.
This caused the new disciples to have trouble breathing, their hearts beating faster, and their limbs weak.
Everyone happily came to the Yang Gang, all of them wanted to experience the colorful life of the sect and improve their interpersonal and management skills, who would have thought that this was the kind of scene?
They are just some rookies who have just entered the sect, and the highest cultivation in the field is only Jiuyao, how can they wrestle with the masters of the Seven Palaces Realm?
I can't beat it, I can't run away, what's the problem?
Fan.
Finally, someone succumbed to Jiao Hua's obscenity.
A clear slap shattered the hopes of all the new disciples in the room.
More and more disciples, trembling hands, shook their faces.
Self-slapping is such a thing, in a person, there are only zero and countless times.
Those who chose to fan themselves, all their perseverance, at this moment, were destroyed by their own hands. Once raw and twice cooked, fanning and fanning, my face doesn't hurt anymore.
There are also some hard bones, who value their dignity more than anything else, and jump out to launch a suicide attack on Jiao Hua.
It's really "suicide". They are so enthusiastic that they can't even touch the corners of Jiao Hua's clothes.
Jiao Hua was never soft in the face of those "brave men" who dared to show his sword to him! After he lost both hands, he only attacked with his legs, eliminating the possibility of softness from the root.
The children who were kicked by him were also the companions of the first one to fall to the ground, falling to the ground like dead dogs.
"Who said that a slap can't be slapped? Isn't it quite loud! Let me tell you, Lao Tzu's name is Jiao Hua, and if you feel wronged, you should hold back your strength and cultivate! I will wait for you in the Yang Gang to take revenge!"
"Anyway, just you bunch of waste, there is no hope of winning Lao Tzu in this life. ”
The continuous rain-like slaps made Jiao Hua feel like he was in the auditorium, and then he thought that this was his power, and he couldn't say how comfortable he was.
The sound of a "squeak" opening the door abruptly mixed with the slap, destroying the original harmony.
Jiao Hua immediately glared angrily at the door, the previous Wei himself was considered to be in vain, would he still want to run without a long brain?
After seeing that someone was coming, and it was his immediate boss, Jiao Hua wilted suddenly.
"The surname is Jiao, you have a very hot temper! You are so dissatisfied with me, your eyes are glaring at the boss!"
The person who came was a short and fat man, with a general's belly that was even more exaggerated than that of a pregnant woman.
Jiao Hua often privately and maliciously guessed whether he could see his Ding Ding when he lowered his head.
But when he saw his boss in person, especially when he looked like he was looking for trouble, Jiao Hua really couldn't sit still.
He ejected from his chair and crawled to the front of the short and fat man in the doorway, his head down and his eyes rolled, he couldn't help himself as a tall man.
"Brother Dong, junior brother will never dare! Isn't this rectifying the new disciples for you, these rabbit cubs, you have to kill their sharp spirit!"
"Okay! I was joking with you just now, haha, you kid is doing something, I don't worry!" The frost that had been covering the face of the short and fat man Dong Ge melted in an instant, revealing a sincere and bright smile.
Jiao Hua was overjoyed in his heart, it turned out that Brother Dong was so good!
He immediately bent his knees, as if he had practiced thousands of times, and in the shocked eyes of all the disciples, he skillfully slapped himself!
The voice was loud, one could drown out all the rest!
The speed at which the two hands staggered was so fast that it was estimated that even his father was ashamed of himself.
Dong Ge looked up to the sky and laughed and went out.
The next day, Jiao Huaguan was promoted to one level.
To sum up, this person is a typical example of stupidity and badness, and his reputation is extremely bad.
It's such a good thing that planned this surprise attack on Lei Er.
The destruction of contraband or something is secondary, if there is no sect law and discipline, he can't wait to eliminate Lei Er!
How many years, how many years have the Yang Gang people not entered the Martial Arts Academy?
Isn't that just a garbage man's gathering place?
There have been no martial arts academy people in the transcendence list for hundreds of years, right?
This time, I landed a thunder from the second to the eleventh.
"It must have been licked by the top of the sect!" "The more Jiao Hua knew, the more he hated Lei Er.
How can there be a shameless person who can lick more than him?!
But no matter how much he has to do with the above, this time the Discipline Inspection Department and the Life Department jointly checked the bed, but it was a top secret, first cut and then played, and the gods couldn't protect him!
Just expose the big lie told by this kid to the entire Transcendence Sect!
"The despicable see the despicable best. Jiao Hua thought so, and there was already a scene in his mind of the whole sect's praise for him after he exposed Lei Er, a big liar, Meizizi!
In the early morning, dozens of people from the Discipline Inspection Department and the Life Department headed by Jiao Hua blocked the door of the 650 bedrooms in the 20th dormitory of the Martial Arts Academy.
This joint inspection is a random inspection of the whole sect, and other places are all formalities, after all, the Yang Gang will not be idle and make enemies.
However, the dormitory inspection team of the Martial Arts Academy is the elite of the many dormitory inspection teams this time!
More than a dozen people were aggressive, not like they were checking the bed, but like they were coming to raid the house.
Outside the door, the Discipline Inspection Department and the Life Department have a serious expression as a spy of the competition.
Inside the house, Brother Lei and Brother Pingtou were snoring on their backs.
After a quick knock on the door, the people outside shouted at the top of their voices: "Open the door!"
No response.
Knocking and shouting, there was no one in the room.
The little brother who shouted the door wanted to continue, but Jiao Hua waved his hand to stop him.
I saw him touch his green jade bracelet and conjure up an iron key plate.
The dense keys were tied with white ropes and hung from them, clanging.
This is what I asked for when I came to the dormitory manager.
The old immortal who didn't know what to do was reluctant to give it at first, but he had to wait for him to show the token of the Yang Gang before he reluctantly handed over the key.
When did they get this kind of treatment? Some elders had to nod their heads when they saw him, what kind of thing are you, an old man looking at the door of the dormitory?
Jiao Hua's perception of the Martial Arts Academy is even worse, and sure enough, there is no human thing in the Martial Arts Academy!
Why didn't he want to kick in the door and violently demolish it? But after all, he was here to do things on behalf of the Yang Gang, and by kicking the door would damage the property of the sect, and he would not be able to get by on his face, and it would be easy to fall into the trap.
Poked the lock open, Jiao Hua took the lead and pushed the door in.
Lying in the nest, the clouds are shrouded!
If he hadn't known that this was a martial arts academy, Jiao Hua would have thought that he had broken into the cave mansion of some cultivation masters.
Wrong!
Jiao Hua sniffed, what does this horse smell like? The smell of smoke and wine is mixed together, and there is a bit of leftovers.
Tobacco, alcohol, contraband!
At this moment, Jiao Hua's eyes still did not adapt to the darkness of 650.
In the early morning, everywhere else is bright, but Lei Er's bedroom uses a black cloth bought privately as a curtain to cover the windows tightly.
Black cloth!
Nest, a bumper harvest!
Jiao Hua will get used to it a little, and lead his subordinates into the house.
Look at what's on this wall! It's really immoral!
Look at the ground, there are cigarette butts and empty wine bottles everywhere, and some of them are broken glass shards!
The dormitory hygiene is seriously failing!
Ho, the kid didn't talk about smoky wine, and he also built a big sofa in the bedroom!
Leather, with hair on it!
It's still hot! Hey, it's still shaking!
Jiao Hua admired this Lei Er buddy a little in his heart, he would enjoy it, compared to him, he really lived in vain before!
Just talking about this leather massage chair, he doesn't know it, since he let him bump into it, he will change his surname to Jiao in the future!
Thinking of this, the surnamed Jiao twisted his ass happily, twisted out the most comfortable position, and the whole person was embedded in the sofa.
"Eh, why don't you move? Search, the contraband found is ours!" Jiao Hua sat on the sofa, and there was a pack of cigarettes on the table on one side, and he pocketed it.
No one paid attention to him, and the horse boy who had just called the door raised his index finger to his mouth in silence.
"Lie down! Move!" Jiao Hua was annoyed, a bunch of pig brains, and he couldn't understand human words!
The moment he raised his voice, the leather sofa under his butt shrank suddenly, and the vibration stopped.
This startled Jiao Hua, and he looked back in disbelief as he remembered the terrifying expressions of his subordinates.
A strange monster beast bigger than a lion, with a scarred face, stared at him in the dark.