Chapter 247: Narcissist vs. Zombie (Fourth Update)
Jiang Younan also patted his stomach when he spoke, as if to say: "Although the fat man eats a lot, he also has a lot of energy!" ”
"Ha Luha, you don't have to be nervous...... the zombie saw Jiang Younan's appearance, so he laughed and said, "Do you know why I want to tell you so many things?" ”
"I don't know what to do." Jiang Younan was also very single, and replied directly.
"That's because it takes time for me to start the psychedelic Dafa!" With the zombie screaming, the white stone suddenly flashed with dazzling light, and then Jiang Younan and Li Li's eyes were both attracted by the light, and then began to enter into pain and despair.
"You are an orphan, abandoned by your parents since you were a child, and then bullied by your half-brother, and finally became a little stronger, and you can be a little more embarrassed, but you run into those guys everywhere to trouble you, and oppose you everywhere; You've been killed by your opponents lately, and you can even run into enemies who want to kill you if you make a boat, so what's the point of living when you say you're so dangerous? You will only harm your companions if you live, and you say that I am right. The voice of the zombie was seduced and confused step by step with the light.
There is a kind of magic in the voice of the zombie, which makes people unconsciously fall into it, and believe it, as if only what he says is correct, and only what he says is the truth of this world!
Jiang Younan also nodded under this temptation and confusion, and then agreed: "You are right! ”
"For the sake of your companions, so for now you should take up your torches and burn yourself to death!" The zombie continued to open his mouth to seduce and bewilder: "Do you say it's good?" ”
In order to prevent an accident like the last time, when the zombie said this, he couldn't help but increase his efforts to run the energy in the life and death stone, so as to make the temptation and confusion of Jiang Younan reach the extreme.
Jiang Younan couldn't help nodding under this temptation and confusion, and then agreed: "What you said is good!" ”
Jiang Younan said, directly raised the torch, and then ...... Threw it at the zombie.
"I'm Nyima, and I still want Brother Soy Sauce to burn myself!" Jiang Younan said angrily: "Look at me if I don't burn you to death first!" ”
The reason why a zombie uses psychedelic Dafa is because his body can't move freely, otherwise he wouldn't be here to kill tomb robbers, isn't it good to run out of the tomb and kill people directly? So as soon as Jiang Younan's torch was thrown, he couldn't dodge it at all, and the fire quickly burned on his body.
Watching his body, which took hundreds of years to recover, burn to ashes in the flames, the zombie roared angrily, "Impossible, impossible, how could you break free from my psychedelic Dafa!?" You're so miserable, you never thought of committing suicide? ”
"Miserable? I don't feel that if those guys come to me for trouble, I won't have that many opportunities to eat tofu behind my sister's paper! Jiang Younan said.
The trouble-seeking guys in Jiang Younan's mouth are naturally Kou Houming, Qian Xin, and Ba Song's Free Army; If it weren't for these guys, how could he get Lin Xiaoshuang in person, how could he have pulled Wang Fangfei's hand, and how could he establish a deep friendship with Liu Bing and Li Li?
"And I only know that although the parents abandoned me, they also gave me handsome and extraordinary looks and excellent genes, think about it, if someone as good as me dies, the sisters will definitely be sad." Jiang Younan patted his stomach when he talked about excellent genes.
This made the zombie see it, and he couldn't help but spit out the most suffocating breath of corpse, he had never picked up such a narcissistic guy; Want to make such a narcissistic person commit suicide in despair? This is completely impossible, although the zombie is defeated, but he knows that he is not wronged!!
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After the zombie was burned to death by Jiang Younan, Li Li also woke up from the psychedelic Dafa, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but then suddenly found that Jiang Younan's eyes were wrong, this kind of wrongness was not the kind of wrongness in the illusion, but the kind of envious, jealous and hateful eyes staring straight at her chest.
I saw that at this time, Tu Feiyuan was rubbing and rubbing in Li Li's arms with a happy face, that pig brother...... Well, the dog's appearance is not much better than Jiang Younan, and even the dog's paws are about to reach into Li Li's neckline.
Li Li viciously threw Tu Feiyuan to the ground, and fell so that Tu Feiyuan couldn't help screaming, but after Tu Feiyuan got up, he immediately sniffed his dog's paws, and then showed a cool and crooked expression on his face, which made Li Li angrily point at Jiang Younan and scolded: "Sure enough, there is a kind of dog that has a kind of owner." ”
"Hehe, in fact, I'm not that good at tuning and teaching." Jiang Younan directly regarded Li Li's words as a compliment.
For Jiang Younan's brazenness, Li Li had no choice but to walk towards the corpse of the zombie; But after taking two steps, he retreated nervously and frightenedly, and then said, "Would you like to accompany me?" ”
"Not good." Jiang Younan shook his head directly and said.
"You don't have any gentlemanly manners!" Li Li accused.
"Why are you a gentleman, you can't eat that thing." Jiang Younan continued to refuse.
After Li Li was rejected twice by Jiang Younan in a row, she suddenly grabbed Jiang Younan's arm, and rubbed Jiang Younan's arm with her crisp breast, and then said ambiguously: "You go over with me to see what kind of treasure that stone is, okay?" ”
For something as ungodly as the Stone of Life and Death, Li Li naturally won't let it go, and maybe she can cure her master's injuries; But she was afraid that the zombie would not play dead.
Girls are still afraid of things like ghosts and gods, so they can only suffer a little loss and let Jiang Younan take advantage of it, anyway, is there less tofu eaten by this dead fat man?
"In that case, then I'll suffer a loss." Jiang Younan touched his big hand to Li Li's waist as he spoke.
After Jiang Younan and Li Li walked into the Stone of Life and Death, they found that the Stone of Life and Death was a stone with a bright white body, even if there was no human control, it could still continuously release a faint light, perhaps this was also the reason why the zombies could be reawakened after death before.
When Jiang Younan picked up the Stone of Life and Death, suddenly Mei Lin's voice sounded: "Such a powerful energy, I can't imagine that you humans still have such a thing." ”
"You human ......" Jiang Younan was speechless as soon as he heard this word, aren't you human?
(To be continued)