10. Being able to laugh is the happiest thing in life (Part II)
(In another day, I said that the double watch of the good Lu will end~ Resume the life of the single watch~ Of course, if I give another thousand, I still don't mind the 233 of the double watch for another week~ So it's still the old saying, there is money to hold the money field, there is no money to support the people~ Thank you for your support~ And they all said kneel and beg not to reward me, kneel and beg Alipay...... It takes less than a minute to apply for an Alipay, and there are various discounts...... )
In fact, it rained for a short time, and then the weather gradually returned to its original state. But the black clouds still give people the feeling that it is going to rain at any time, which makes people who come and go wear a folding umbrella with palpitations. I'm afraid that God will come up with something messy again and pour them into soup.
And the very hard-working stall owners in the corners of the city are gradually pulling up banners and getting ready for a night's work. Even the little corners around us are lively. Many people look at us with strange eyes.
Ah, after all, that's still too conspicuous, isn't it?
Several beauties surrounded a man and looked drunk.
But I feel like I'm already a little bit on top, and I don't care about the eyes of the people around me.
“…… You don't know what to say, I really treated her as a daughter in those years, and I was afraid of falling if I held it in my mouth and held it in my hand. I can't wait to give her everything I know 24 hours a day, I just expect her to become successful, do you know the Tao? ”
I raised my head and took a big sip of the wine bottle, I reached out and pulled Shahi, who had slipped out of my legs and slipped to the ground, and cried to the people around me with a handful of snot and tears.
"I'm afraid that she won't be successful, she really is my most attentive disciple, I taught her everything, she just doesn't need you to say what I can do? Day by day, I know that I sell cuteness, is it useful to sell cute? Can you make money selling moe? Can you get a house by selling cute? Now it seems that it can be exchanged...... Hiccup, but it didn't work at the time! But she just doesn't learn! I just don't believe it! ”
"What's the solution? Isn't that the same with my Yukino-chan? Don't want her to do anything, but what to do, today's young people don't know how to repent if they don't hit their heads and break their blood. It's all for their good, but they don't understand...... I really don't understand. ”
"Yukino? Xue Nai, she's okay, what about my family's one? She doesn't blame me, she doesn't blame me! ”
As soon as I remembered her trembling and apologetic, I felt a stab in the heart.
The coach's script is really wrong, how can you beat me with a fighting spirit? As a result, what should she do if she is getting more and more cowardly? I tell people that my apprentice is a coward? No, when I first wrote it, it was like it was going to burn, and I worked harder than that fat man. But now you say how did it become like this? I can't understand it at all in this world.
"I'm so embarrassed, I'm about to scold her. If you look at her cowardice, I can't get angry. I've encountered this before, and this is a psychological barrier. If you beat me and scold me to vent my anger, this matter is over. You're shrinking me, isn't this in vain? ”
After taking a sip of beer in a frustrated stomach, I continued in a somewhat hazy mind.
"And forget it if you shrink, let's talk about it in the future. As a result, you said that you want to congratulate me, didn't you stick a knife in my head? I feel sorry, I really feel sorry for my apprentice, that's my only big apprentice, you say this...... My head was buzzing. As a result, Yang Nai's sister in your family persuaded me, saying that this is appropriate. Lao Tzu is about to win the Oscars, do you think it's suitable? If it weren't for your sister, I might have done it a long time ago. ”
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, go and drink your wine, don't blame my sister for nothing......"
Yang Nai waved his hand with an unhappy look, and when I saw that I didn't mind, my temper suddenly came up.
"Oops, huh? If you say that, then I won't drink it, go for a walk, go back to your own house and find your own mother......"
"Huh? Are you done drinking? Then I'll go to work first...... Hiccup......"
"You're still going to work?"
"You ...... me"
Sahi looked like he had just woken up, stood up crookedly, staggered two steps, and then leaned against the wall all of a sudden, and began to scratch the wall as if he had drunk too much. He muttered something in his mouth, and then lay there like a puddle of mud.
"Ha Lu Ha
Seeing her lying crookedly in the corner, I laughed, and also stood up and staggered over.
"I said, Shahi, can you still stand up? Hiccup, okay, don't lie on your stomach, hold on, I'll pull you up. ”
"You go aside, I don't obey you, no one obeys...... I prop up the wall. ”
With a domineering face, he slapped away my outstretched hand, and Shahi grabbed the pipe next to him and stood up. But looking at it like that, I guess I can't walk anymore. I thought carefully about it in my mind, which was almost paralyzed by alcohol, and then turned around and yelled.
"I said, Yang Nai, can you still drive?"
"You can't die, but you don't have to ...... if you don't have parts"
Yang Nai, who was lying on the counter, raised his hand weakly and waved, indicating that he was still quite conscious.
"So Mr. Jing...... Forget it. ”
Originally, I really wanted to count on a certain people's teacher, but from the beginning, she held the wine bottle and kept talking about marriage, blind dates, sororities and other things that people didn't understand. After carefully observing the people's teacher for a while, I determined that this guy basically had no way to drive normally. So I can only look at Yono.
"Yes, yes, I drive every time at this time, at least believe in my driving skills, okay? Didn't I see how much I drank for this? I'm very careful about everything, trust me. ”
Yono, who was holding the wine glass, looked at me, and he could only sigh and raise his hands to indicate that he would drive.
"No, I mean, if the traffic police are drunk driving, who will top the tank......"
"Am I not good at the top cylinder...... Teacher Jing? Get up and get ready to go home......"
"Ahhh......h I don't want to go to the sorority...... Let's die to a bunch of life winners......"
"For you, is it necessary to die if you have a family......?"
"Uh...... I'm going to work...... Uh-huh......"
"You go home and stay, you ...... But then again, I always feel like I've forgotten something...... I didn't seem to say hello until I came out of the building...... It's just a small thing anyway...... Hey, teacher, pay attention! My ribs! Ribs! ”
Several drunks supported each other, chattered into a small group, and walked over in Xiang Yangnai's private car in the gradually reddened sunset. At this point, I don't know how much trouble a goodbye can cause me in the future, which I have forgotten in my mind. And the trouble came so quickly that I couldn't react at all.