Huge was covered in injuries by the nameless fire on the dirt mountain, and when he returned home, he called his wife Liu Xueyin to scold: "Look at you wolf bèi, you dead child, burned with little skin and no hair, how did you get it?" Can't you get into someone's stove? Or go and cook for which girl to cook and burn into such a dead person? ”

"I'm going to dig the fox's den, don't you want to make a good life for you?" With a huge face of grievance, he muttered in a low voice.

Liu Xueyin snorted: "Call me to live a good life? You have a good life, and you don't know which vixen you left it for? Count it yourself, when did you not do those things that are not in tune and unreliable? You count, follow Li Er to repair the road outside, take the bulldozer in the village as a mortgage, and live a hot life with your little lady, what is the result? Almost didn't die outside. I wondered, why don't you die outside? As soon as you die, I will save my mind by calling my mother, what are you doing when you come back? Last time, I stole all the money from my family, went to the quagmire to do some big business, and built a seafood restaurant there, what happened? Didn't you come back cheekily and beg the old lady to take you in a thief? ”

Standing in the local area of the house, with his head down, like a bad guy who committed something, he asked Liu Xueyin to scold a dog's head and spurt blood, and when his wife finished scolding, he argued in a low voice: "I don't know what Tengu Star has committed this time, it is simply the fate of the evil tiger, I and the donkey have just burned the fire, and before the pepper has come to put it in the fire, suddenly a whirlwind blew, and the fire spiraled up, and fell directly on my body, which burned me like this." ”

"What about the donkey? How did he burn it? But don't let him make a bad mistake, deliberately put the fire on you, burn you with less arms and legs, and he swallowed that good thing himself. Liu Xueyin began to wrinkle and guess.

Da Da hurriedly said: "The leather donkey burned more than me, and all his eyebrows and beard were burned to the ground, and he became a bald chicken." Seeing that he went home, Wufeng would definitely not be able to spare him, maybe at this moment, the leather donkey was his old man, kneeling in front of Wufeng, begging bitterly, crying snot and tears. ”

Liu Xueyin heard that the leather donkey was also injured, and his heart was a little happy, so he said: "You are resting at home, I'll go and see how the leather donkey is injured." By the way, I brought him these badger oils from our family, and asked Wufeng to smear them on the leather donkey to relieve some pain, which is also a good thing with immeasurable merit. ”

Liu Xueyin said, smeared some badger oil on the wound on the back of the huge neck, took the remaining half bottle of badger oil in his hand, got up and ran to the leather chicken shop.

After I don't know how much work, Liu Xueyin came home, and as soon as he entered the door, he ordered Da Da: "I just discussed it with the leather donkey." When you go back this time, you go to the dirt mountain, and find the entrance to the cave from before, and you can't smoke it. and shoeed me with iron. I heard that there is a big tomb at the bottom of the dirt mountain, you think, the big tombs are all from those big people in the past, and there must be good things there. If you can dig out three or two treasure bowls like the donkey's house, you are a huge kidnapper in our east, but no one can move it! ”

Huge muttered, "If you can't find any treasure bowls." Instead, I pulled out a few dead bodies, which would have killed my huge dog. ”

"It's okay, it's death at best." The leather donkey stepped into the door: "Huge, even if you die for you, I will take care of the things behind you, isn't it just to find a master for your wife?" I can do this job, with my ability, to do this well, more than enough, boiled shrimp! ”

Liu Xueyin scolded: "It's not good to be a teacher, the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, is our family dying alone?" To die a piece of death. Don't look at Wufeng's lame legs, half-grown old ladies, it's quite sought-after now, those old singles, all of them are anxious monkeys, as long as they are women, they don't dislike lame, I can make decisions for your wife, and promise to find a good family for her, leather donkey, even if you die, your wife can't be widowed with 10,000, I Liu Xueyin can promise you. ”

The three of them fought for a while, and in the midst of the beating and scolding, the leather donkey followed behind Da Da, with a few strong men rehired from the labor market, resisting Tie Xian, and drove towards Tushan.

As soon as I got to work in the afternoon, the criminal police team of the development zone received a report from the masses: some lawbreakers are frantically digging ancient tombs! It's worth it! After receiving the report, the criminal police team immediately dispatched, and the police car babbled and rushed to the foot of the dirt mountain.

He saw the police car from afar, but he didn't think it was there to arrest him. He was still thinking about digging the fox's nest in his head, and he didn't even think about digging the ancient tomb. He looked forward to it: "Pi Donkey, Pi Erye, you see those police cars coming towards the hut at the bottom of the dirt mountain, it must be Li Er's Wang Balamb who committed a crime, and the police station came to arrest him." ”

"No, we are old classmates, but we are law-abiding citizens. For more than a year, he has been cultivating under this earth mountain, and he is about to become a famous Li Shenxian, where will he go out and commit something? The leather donkey frowned and said: "Huge, no, wow, why did I see a lot of people getting off the police car, holding batons and handcuffs, passing by the door of Li Er's hut, and didn't go in to arrest Li Er, but went straight to us?" ”

The huge fox said suspiciously: "In the past, I have heard the old man say that this dirt mountain is a big tomb, a big tomb, a big tomb? ”

The leather donkey suddenly understood: "It's huge, isn't the big tomb an ancient tomb?" Not good! The people at the police station took our digging of the fox's nest as digging an ancient tomb, one word, run, two words, run! ”

Pangda didn't react at the time, and when he was still at a loss, the leather donkey had already burrowed into the low woods, running without a trace, and Pangda threw Tie Xian just about to run, and a policeman uncle who had already called to run in front grabbed his arm and ordered him: "Be honest, squat!" ”

Knowing the rules of the police, he put down the iron sin in his hand, obediently held his head with both hands, and squatted on the ground obediently with the shouting of the police, not daring to resist. It didn't take much effort, but the people present, whether they were laborers hired by leather donkeys or huge sufferers, all lined up, were escorted to the police one by one, entered the police station, and waited for questioning and processing.

The policeman asked, "Which of you is the mastermind?" ”

"It was the donkey who told us to dig it, he was the mastermind, and he hired us people." Huge hurriedly skimmed himself clean.

The policeman asked, "Do you know that this is a robbery of ancient tombs?" Digging up ancient tombs is a big crime. ”

Huge confessed: "The donkey doesn't know that this is an ancient tomb, we heard that there is a thousand-year-old fox spirit at the bottom of the dirt mountain, we want to catch it, and we peel the fox skin to sell it for money, there is no other meaning." ”

"Is the guy who ran just now called a leather donkey?"

"It's him, because he's the main culprit, that's why he ran away."

"Yes, yes??????" A group of people said this in unison.

The police inspected the scene and determined that they were not digging up the ancient tomb, but really digging a fox's den, so they spared them, but fines were indispensable. After Liu Xueyin paid a fine of 5,000 yuan, under the supervision of the police, he filled in the pit he dug with his own hands, and after restoring it to its original state, he drooped his head, followed Liu Xueyin, and returned home listlessly.

Liu Xueyin sighed and said: "It should be so don't complain about the sky, our family can't make this fortune." She turned her face to look at the huge, and then scolded: "It's all you, the old lady who lost five thousand yuan at once, let's open a seafood restaurant in the future, don't think about it anymore, the king of the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, and think about it, you don't have that life at all!" I've been blind in my life, and marrying you, a mourning star, is really worse than death. ”

Huge said: "It must be Li Er's eight lambs who reported to the police, I'll go to him to settle accounts!" ”

"You're still too slow to die, can you fight Li Er? Look at other people, your arms don't move, your body doesn't shake, you eat and drink spicy food every day, you look at your wretch, hey, this is my life. Liu Xueyin came over and kicked him, drove him back to the seafood restaurant, and closed the door with a "bang".

Huge or not give up, he said: "To dig the fox's nest, our family and the donkey partnered, this time I lost 5,000 yuan, and the two should share the fine equally, so I will go to the donkey's house to get the money back." ”

Liu Xueyin said: "The leather donkey ran away, he is not at home, and Wufeng doesn't know about it, who do you ask for money?" Forget it. Isn't it okay to take 5,000 yuan to send a person to ask for food? (To be continued......)