"One worships heaven and earth, two worships the high hall, husband and wife worship, and send them to the cave room."

As the emcee's words fell, Fang Yun and Feng Xiu'er officially became husband and wife.

After entering the room for a short rest, the banquet outside began, and the two hurriedly changed their wedding clothes and prepared to go out to toast.

"Fang Yun, there are so many people outside, can you hold up to a table of respects?" Thinking of the more than 100 tables of guests outside, even if it was a table with more than 100 cups, Feng Xiu'er was very worried.

"Don't worry, it's okay. I had already made arrangements. It's a big deal to make a few more trips to the bathroom. Fang Yun was confident.

As soon as I went out, I saw Xiaopang waiting outside with two bottles of liquor in his hand.

"Chubby, how's it going? Have you got it done?" Fang Yun squeezed his eyes at Xiao Fat and asked in a low voice.

"Well, I've already done it, I promise it's okay." Chubby patted his chest and promised.

"Okay, well done." Fang Yun opened the cap of the bottle and sniffed it, it was indeed no problem, there was a strong smell of wine, and he couldn't smell that this was a liquor mixed with half of the water.

A slap on Chubby's shoulder to show encouragement, Le's Chubby grinned he.

Fortunately, the guests also knew that there were too many people today, and Fang Yun couldn't toast everyone even if he had a good amount of wine, but he just took a small sip at each table, and the two bottles of wine were just enough.

After a round of salutation, Fang Yun was still alive and well, and he didn't look a little drunk. Feng Xiu'er, who replaced wine with tea, panicked, and rushed to the bathroom as soon as she finished toasting.

"Fang Yun, are you kid cheating, why is there nothing wrong with it." Seeing that Fang Yun was unresponsive, several young people in the village asked suspiciously.

It is normal for newcomers to toast and do things like their hands and feet, otherwise how to make a hole in the room after two or three times, everyone is also tacit. It's just that Fang Yun's appearance is too arrogant, even if you pretend, you have to pretend that you can't drink so that everyone can let you go.

"I'm not good at drinking, come, I'll accompany you to do a big job."

Fang Yun's amount of wine is not good, only half a bottle. Just when Fang Yun was a little dizzy from drinking, he inadvertently ran the Yuan Force in his body, and the Yuan Force actually expelled the alcohol directly from the body. I didn't expect Yuanli to have the effect of relieving hangover, and I really did it in vain. At this moment, Fang Yun was excited, and all that was left in his stomach was water.

So seeing that some people suspected that he was doing tricks, Fang Yun challenged a few people without fear. In the end, at the cost of a table of people lying down, everyone could see Fang Yunqian's amount of wine without getting drunk.

Looking at Fang Yun, who had won one table at a time and was not drunk at all, the people who were still a little eager to try it immediately died down. We are just mortals, not compared with **, that is to find abuse.

"Old woman, who is in charge of watching those steamed fish."

Fang Yun, who had returned from victory, had just entered the house when he heard his father asking his mother.

Wang Jiu was very busy, and pointed casually, "I'll hand it over to Sister-in-law Ma." ”

"Sister-in-law Ma, sister-in-law Ma, how is the steamed fish you watched." Fang Changsheng asked at his sister-in-law who was washing dishes in the yard.

"Oh, steaming on my stove, I told my old horse to watch it." Sister-in-law Ma didn't raise her head and said a word back.

"Oh, huh? Old Horse !! Let's go check it out. Fang Changsheng suddenly came back to his senses, panicked, and immediately ran out, and a group of helpers hurriedly ran out.

Lao Ma's surname is Fang, and he is called Lao Ma because he is very good at doing things. This person's Cheng dù is simply outrageous.

One winter more than 20 years ago, Lao Ma was helping his youngest son, who had just turned one year old, to undress and prepare for a bath, when he suddenly wanted to take the test for his eldest son in middle school, who was writing homework on the side.

"Boss, I'll test you, how many years of history China has."

"Five thousand years." The boss opened his mouth and answered.

"Fart, I think you didn't study hard at all, when you went to school, Chinese history was 5,000 years, and you kid is still suing me for 5,000 years, you are deliberately bluffing you Lao Tzu."

"Wow......"

The old horse was too excited, and put his little son, who was stripped naked, into the bathtub, and the angry old horse forgot that the water in the bathtub was boiling, and it had not been mixed with cold water.

The poor little son sat down, and with a hot sound, the little ass jumped out of the bathtub with a flick.

Looking at his youngest son's hot red buttocks and thighs, the frightened old horse immediately helped him apply some toothpaste. Then he got dressed and put him on the back of his bicycle and took him to the health center in the town.

When he arrived at the health center, Lao Ma looked back and saw that his son was gone. Frightened, the old horse hurriedly went back to look for it, and when he was halfway there, he found that his little guy was lying there with his back facing the sky.

Because the little guy was wearing too thick clothes, his hands and feet couldn't touch the ground at all, and he couldn't get up after climbing for a long time.

Finally, when the sister-in-law who rushed to the health center heard the news, she saw this scene in a hurry, and the angry sister-in-law slapped the old horse on the spot.

From then on, everyone called him an old horse. So much so that the younger villagers don't even know what his real name is.

Everyone hurried to Lao Ma's house, and sure enough, as soon as they entered the door. Ya Zheng shook his head and listened to the commentary on TV, and he probably forgot what he was asked to do.

Fortunately, the water in the pot was boiled dry, and the pot was already a little red, and if it was a little later, the pot and the fish would not have been finished.

Maybe everyone was still afraid of Fang Yun, so he left after making trouble in the cave room, which relieved Feng Xiu'er, who thought she would suffer trouble.

"It's finally my man." After sending off the guests, Fang Yun pulled Feng Xiu'er to sit on the edge of the bed and looked carefully.

"Silly, I haven't seen enough." Feng Xiu'er glanced at Fang Yun, but she was happy in her heart.

"Well, let's get some rest." Looking at Feng Xiu'er's charming appearance, Fang Yun thought to himself that the cat's paws were scratching.

"......" Fang Yun, who was holding Feng Xiu'er and just wanted to lie down, suddenly shook his body, and stiffly reached out and grabbed the quilt.

"Wha" a little chubby girl rolled on the bed with laughter.

"......" The two couples were dumbfounded.

"How did Niu Niu get into the bed." Fang Yun felt his face twitch.

"I don't know, this girl is very elf." Feng Xiu'er also felt that her teeth were itchy.

"I want to sleep with my mom and dad. Niu Niu has never slept with her parents. Niuniu saw her parents with an ugly face, her mouth pouted, and the big bags of tears in her eyes were about to fall at any time.

"Okay, mom and dad sleep with the cutest girl in our house." Hearing Niuniu's words, Fang Yun felt that his heart was about to break, so he picked up Niuniu and comforted her.

Watching Niuniu, who had been playing excitedly for most of the night, finally fell asleep quietly, the two glanced at each other and lay down to sleep next to Niuniu.

"I didn't expect my brother's cave room to spend candle nights like this," before he fell asleep, Yun's heart was full of resentment.