Chapter 67: A tyrant fell from the sky

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"Someone with a suspicious demeanor? What for? ”

"I don't know, I've been here since six o'clock in the morning, and I've been probing my brain, as if I don't dare to come in, I look like I'm in my forties, I look like I'm dressed like a rich man, and there's a car parked."

The scope of the heart moved, isn't it the land lord casting a spell, and a customer has come to the door?

He pushed the door and walked out, stood in the courtyard and stretched, shook his head and said loudly: "There is a poem that says: There are dreams at night, the spirit is auspicious, Zhuang Zhou is a butterfly, Lu Wangzhao is flying bear, Ding Gusheng is Songgui, Jiang Hai is pen cong, Huangliang Wuxia is a matter, you can't be poor." I had a dream last night, and I should have arrived at this time, why hasn't it arrived yet? ”

Saying that, the category pretended to reach out and pinched it randomly, learning from Guo Cripple's appearance, rolling his eyes vigorously, muttering in his mouth and not knowing what to say, in fact, he could hear it clearly when he got closer, what he said was actually what he said: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Slow Goat, Soft Red Wolf, Big Wolf, Big Wolf, Big Wolf

As soon as he read this, someone outside the wall coughed and asked, "Is this Mr. Fan's house?" ”

The category was secretly happy, and replied: "Yes, the contemptible person is surnamed Fan, friends outside, if there is something, please come in and talk about it." ”

Outside the door, a thief-headed and thief-brained man walked over, sure enough, in his forties, dressed as if he was incense on the temple, neat and spotless, with a hint of doubt and surprise, he said to the category: "You are Mr. Fan?" ”

He put his hand behind his back, nodded and said, "Exactly, is there something wrong with this gentleman?" ”

The man looked into the house and asked with some embarrassment, "May I ask if you are selling paper money that can be used in the underworld?" I want to buy some. ”

The category was secretly happy in his heart, but his face sank deliberately and said: "I'm not doing business here, how can it be called trading, there are underworld banknotes, but only sincere people can ask me to leave, and also, sending dark money to the underworld is not only for the ancestors to spend, but also to accumulate longevity merits for yourself, the more you send, the more the ancestors will protect you, and also, this gentleman should have arrived at six o'clock in the morning, why has he been wandering outside?" ”

The man looked stunned, clapped his hands and said, "Oh, Mr. is so right, I did come in the morning, but I'm not afraid of Mr. jokes, I have never believed in these gods and ghosts before, so I'm embarrassed to come in." ”

Category nodded: "Then you can talk about your problem now." ”

"Since the gentleman asked, then I said, yes, I had a strange dream last night, and when I woke up, I was skeptical, so I rushed over to ask for verification."

It turned out that this person's surname was Wang, the owner of a company, and last night, he suddenly dreamed of his father, who had been dead for many years, dressed in tatters, and scolded him when he saw him, saying that he was not filial, did not give himself money and flowers, could not eat or wear in the underworld, and lived the same life as a beggar.

At that time, this boss Wang was stunned, and told his father in a dream that he would send a lot of money every year, big tickets of gold ingots, bundles of yellow paper, and half-car and half-car burning, how could there be no money to spend?

His father said, you burn those things, all the fucking money is counterfeit, the gold ingots are not fake, but the underworld is now not allowed to use gold ingots, only money is circulated, after those gold ingots to the underworld, they are all received in the offering pavilion of the capital city, and now they live on the monthly relief money of the underworld, which is enough to buy two steamed buns in one day.

His father also said that now there is a Mr. Fan in the city, where his family lives, and he is a real man of God, and if he wants to give him real coins that can be circulated in the underworld, he can only look for him.

In the end, his father told Boss Wang not to forget, because he only had this one chance to support his dream, if he didn't give him money, he would go to King Yama to accuse him of disobedience and unfilial piety.

This Boss Wang woke up at that time, and originally thought it was just a dream, but then he felt that his head hurt badly, and he touched it with his hand, and a big bag was where his father hit him with a stick.

Therefore, he went out this morning and found the category family according to the instructions in the dream, but he had been observing outside, and he didn't dare to come in rashly.

The category smiled slightly and said: "I just inadvertently talked to the land god of this city about the sentient beings of the underworld suffering from this calamity, and I intended to help, but I didn't expect him to tell me so quickly, cough cough, this matter, you must not talk about it to others, revealing the heavenly secret will damage Yang Shou." ”

Boss Wang's eyes are straight, this Mr. Fan is actually chatting with the land god? Sure enough, it was a god, it seemed that the dream was real, he was a strong bow, begging Mr. Fan for help.

The category tilted his head and looked at the sky, and muttered pretending for a while before saying, "Look at your sincerity, how much money do you want to ask?" ”

Boss Wang was stunned for a moment and said: "This, I don't know, the more the better, my father doesn't know how many years of hard life have passed, I have to make up for him." ”

Category nodded: "It's okay, but people can't be greedy, I'll give you eight boxes of dark money here, how about it?" ”

"Eight boxes? How much money does that have to have? ”

"Well, no matter how much it is, it will definitely make your father live a good life, rest assured, he will come to give you the good news."

The category thought that this must be said, otherwise how would people believe that the people below really received the money?

Boss Wang really breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he has been worried about being deceived, although the category has a nose and an eye, but now in this society, the tricks of scammers are endless, who doesn't have more eyes.

However, the category looked at Boss Wang, thinking that these eight boxes were in the house, but how to take them out, if they entered the house and moved out one by one, it would be too cheap, not to mention the loss of identity, it was easy to make people suspicious, and with a wit, the category turned around and shouted into the house: "Come on, carry out the eight boxes of the underworld banknotes and show them to this Boss Wang." ”

As soon as the words fell, after a moment's effort, I saw that the closed door of the house opened automatically, and then eight boxes floated out by themselves, which scared Boss Wang so much that his legs and stomach were weak, and Gollum fell to the ground.

"Godman, Mr. Fan is really a god-man, Wang is convinced this time, and he is convinced."

The category smiled, with a wave of his hand, the eight boxes fell to the ground with a bang, and they were automatically lined up in two stacks, and the category said: "The dark money has been prepared, Boss Wang, sincerity can be spiritual." ”

"I understand, I understand, I am sincere, I must be sincere."

Boss Wang hurriedly took out two stacks of brand-new banknotes from his pocket and respectfully handed them to the category, how could the category reach out to take it? Another wave of his hand: "Go!" ”

Seeing the two piles of money flying into the house by themselves, Boss Wang couldn't help it anymore, knelt on the ground and banged his head twice, and shouted to the back in a trembling voice: "Come on, hurry up and say hello to Fan Shenxian." ”

Four more people ran in from outside, a black suit, not ambiguous at all, neatly lined up, bowed, and shouted: "Fan Shenxian auspicious"

Category Qiang held back a laugh, turned his head and glared at Lu Bu, who was overjoyed, and said, "Go, remember, don't divulge today's events, otherwise there will be heavenly damnation." ”

This naturally has to be instructed, otherwise when Boss Wang goes back and says it, the scope guarantee will be like Master Wang, who can turn into a snake, and be investigated as a liar, then he will be dumbfounded.

Boss Wang walked away happily, and one of the four black suits hugged two packs of dark coins and then left, and then rushed back to the house with a smile, snatched the 20,000 yuan in Taishan's hand, and laughed: "The sky is starting to fall local tyrants."