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"Classmate, do you know Wen Ruyu? Acquaintance, then do you know which bedroom she lives in, or what is her mobile phone number? Hey, I'm not a pervert! ”

"Sister paper, hey, don't go, hey......"

"Hehe, this female bodhisattva..."

"Hooligans!" When a rude-looking girl with a dozen freckles on her face left righteously and fearfully, Chen Kong and Chen Ming brothers were a little helpless.

"What now?" Chen Kong felt that his throat was about to dry, standing in the girls' dormitory building, and asked several people to inquire about Wen Ruyu's mobile phone number, but no one paid attention to them, and they all regarded them as perverts who wanted to eat swan meat.

"Looks like we have to wait to die!" Chen Ming gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe that Wen Ruyu won't come back to sleep tonight!" ”

"But there are 4 girls' dormitories here, and there are only two of us, how can we wait? In case she came back after dark, she wouldn't be able to see it at all. Chen Kong said.

"I can only use the last method!" Chen Ming said with a resolute face.

"What's the solution?" Chen Kong's face was straight.

Chen Ming looked at Chen Ming word by word, and said seriously: "Go deep into the tiger's den, and dress up as a woman!" ”

"Huh?" Chen Kong exclaimed: "Does it have to be like this? ”

"Do you have a better way to do it?" Chen Ming said in a deep voice.

"But if you dress up as a woman, even if you enter the girls' dormitory, do you know which dormitory Wen Ruyu is in?" Chen Kongchi asked.

"Who said I was dressed as a woman, you pretend!" Chen Ming said: "It's okay, just pretend to be a girl." Find the dormitory aunt and ask it! ”

", I don't pretend, I can also go to the dormitory aunt to ask now, I'll say it's Wen Ruyu's cousin!" Chen Kong said.

"Chen Kong, don't try it, Wen Ruyu is one of the ten beauties of Kyoto University, I don't know how many boys in Lu Dao want to pursue her every day, this trick The dormitory aunt has long been used to it, so she won't tell you at all, on the contrary, she is wary of you. Only dressed as women's clothing. In order to dispel the vigilance of aunts and girls! Chen Ming said with an encouraging face: "Come on, you will be a good woman!" ”

"Oh, Chen Ming, what a bad idea you have!" Chen Kong refused: "I won't pretend to be killed!" ”

"Good!" Chen Ming saw Chen Kong's determined look. He gritted his teeth and said, "I'll pretend to be a woman." But you've got to cover for me! And I must be promised one condition! ”

Chen Kong suddenly said energetically: "No problem. What do you say I promise you! ”

"Call me brother in the future!" Chen Ming said solemnly.

"Brother!" Chen Kong said without thinking.

"Well, since you call it so sincerely, then I'll sacrifice it!" Chen Ming nodded in satisfaction.

Half an hour later. In the bathroom of a three-star hotel, Chen Ming bought a set of women's clothes at a stall and changed them here.

"Chen Kong, do you think I have femininity?" Chen Ming, who had completed the transformation, was full of shyness and asked Chen Kong beside him.

"Yes...... Yes! Chen Kong said tremblingly, goosebumps all over his body.

"Nasty!" Chen Ming's voice was shrill and thin, a little bit of a feeling of neither being a man nor a woman, Chen Kong's eyes turned white, and he was about to faint.

When they came out, they saw a man peeing next to a urinal in the bathroom, Chen Ming planned to try that he didn't look like a woman, and walked over, "Big brother, peeing!" ”

"Hmm!" The man replied casually, and then he felt that something was not right, turned his head violently, saw Chen Ming's outfit, and actually lifted his pants excitedly, and left as if he was running away.

"Brother, you're too good!" Chen Kong was extremely disgusted, but he had to admire.

"The cow is better than a fart, I was scared away without looking at it, it seems that I have to practice my voice and woman's demeanor, otherwise it will be easy to go!" Chen Ming said and walked out of the hotel and came to the road outside, he finally experienced the feeling of being in the limelight, and the return rate was as high as 100%, which made Chen Ming happy, he had never been so charming before, and when he was excited, he couldn't help but say to an old man with a crutch who was looking at him in a daze: "I hate it, haven't you seen a beautiful woman." ”

It's just a slight coquettishness, and a resentful wink.

"Ah......" The white-haired old man threw down his crutches, snorted, and disappeared on the road as if he was dead, his waist no longer hurt, and his legs were not lame, as if everything was cured in an instant.

"Brother, do you see, you can still cure the disease!" Chen Kong gloated.

"Get out of the way!" Chen Ming scolded, then touched his chest, and said to himself: "It seems that there is something missing!" ”

"Why don't I go buy two steamed buns?" Chen Kong suggested.

"With my height and size, I have to be two dragon fruits!" Chen Ming said with a straight face, in order to go deep into the enemy, calm Jiang Shuixian's anger, and clean up the mess left by the boss Chen Mo, he had already decided to get out of the way.

In the end, the dragon fruit was still too big, and two large Ya pears were stuffed into it, and Chen Ming's center of gravity was unstable when he walked, swaying from side to side, and he barely adapted to it for a while before it was stable.

Ten minutes later, standing at the door of the No. 1 girls' dormitory, Chen Ming took a deep breath, and in Chen Kong's encouraging eyes, he pretended to be casual and walked into the girls' dormitory.

"Hey, you stand still, this is the girls' dormitory, you ......" The janitor aunt of the dormitory pulled out Chen Ming, who looked a little different from the girls, at a glance.

"Auntie, what are you doing? I'm a girl! Chen Mingjiao said softly.

"Huh?" The aunt stopped in front of Chen Ming, on her dark and serious old face, the suspicious eyes swirled back and forth on Chen Ming, and Chen Kongxin, who saw this scene not far away, was nervous.

"Why do you have stubble on your chin?" The aunt said righteously: "Are you a boy?" ”

Chen Ming was so shocked that his face was pale, and he secretly thought that this aunt was really hot-eyed, but he was also a child of the Chen family, and he had seen a big scene, so he instantly calmed down.

"Auntie, I'm 100% a boy, you listen to my voice, how delicate, how crisp, can a boy have my voice?" Chen Ming's face did not change, and he said very strongly that he was definitely a woman, and at the same time controlled his voice and sighed very coquettishly: "I look like this, just because I look ugly, and I inadvertently took too many hormones when I was a child, so now there is endocrine disorder in the body, hormones increase, and some are developing in the direction of men, but this is true on people's chests!" As he spoke, he deliberately shook the big Yali pear on his chest, and suddenly tossed a wave to set off that he was definitely a girl, very genuine.

Maybe it was because he was too nervous, Chen Ming was already sweating, especially the chicken nest, and the smell wafted out.

Auntie's face changed instantly, and she sniffed in front of him very vigilantly and said, "Why do you have a manly smell on you?" After saying that, the eyes that had already relaxed became more vigilant.

Chen Ming panicked, and hurriedly pinched his throat and explained: "Because of endocrine disorders and increased hormones, that's why there is fox odor and foot odor!" Speaking of this, Chen Ming hurriedly played his amateur level, and tears flowed out as soon as he brushed it, extremely sad, and there was an indescribable grievance between his eyebrows.

The dormitory aunt softened her heart for a while, patted Chen Ming's shoulder, and felt that Chen Ming had grown like this, and there was fox smell and foot smell and face to live in the world, it was really not easy, her words were heartfelt, and she encouraged Chen Ming to be strong in life, and she was ready to put Chen Ming in.

Chen Ming was secretly happy in his heart, secretly sighing that he really had the talent to play a woman, he was very grateful on the outside, very excited, and then bowed his head with his chest in courtesy, and was about to communicate further with his aunt, and when he got acquainted with it and then inquired about the specific location of Wen Ruyu's bedroom, suddenly a big Yali rolled out of his chest without knowing the times!

"Rogue, come and see, scoundrel!"

"Beat him!" The aunt and the people in the girls' dormitory rose up one after another, whether it was a teapot, a teacup, a sanitary napkin or a mop, they all beckoned to Chen Ming.

"Sizzle~" In a gazebo, Chen Ming half leaned on the pillar, gasped in pain, and then said to Chen Kong: "You tap!" After saying that, there was another straight hum.

"Chen Ming, no, brother, so many girls beat you at that time, and I rushed in to rescue you without hesitation, how about it! You see I'm righteous enough! Chen Kong rubbed some safflower oil on Chen Ming while gloating.

Chen Ming was angry when he heard this, Chen Kong was so strong that he rushed in to rescue him after he was beaten by the group for two or three minutes, obviously planning to see his jokes.

"Come on, don't mention it, I think now, if I get out of the city, I'm afraid it won't be long before I be recognized, and then scolded as a pervert, how can I ......be mixed up in the future" Chen Ming was extremely depressed.

"Alas, brother, this incident has made both of us have a bad reputation, you are a 'pervert', and I am 'second only to a wolf'." Chen Kong also had a sad face.

The atmosphere was dull for a while, and the two people were relatively speechless and had mixed feelings, and finally after a casual eye collision, the two people were angry at the same time, and evil was born to the side of the guts.

"Brother, let's ......" Chen Kong stood up suddenly, his pupils constricted.

"Gotta hard!" Chen Ming gritted his teeth, and a few green tendons burst out on his forehead.

"Kill her...... Chen Kong stretched out one palm and made a fierce motion to wipe his neck.

"Phew!" Chen Ming spat on his face, "I mean kidnapping!" ”

"Great idea!" Chen Kong nodded, "I'll go and observe the route she often takes......

"You're crazy!" Chen Ming grabbed Chen Kong, who had lost his mind, "This is a violation, and besides, the dormitory aunt really started a fire, and instantly summoned a large number of people, and didn't beat the two of us with a blue nose and swollen face!" We can only find people close to her. ”

"Then I'll have to kidnap her daughter!" Chen Kong looked at Chen Ming's eyes with a fierce light.

Chen Ming kicked him into the corner.

"You go buy me a little ......," Chen Ming whispered.

"Brother, your trick is too amazing, little brother, my admiration for you is like a surging river, no wonder grandpa said that you are clever and have enough eyes, but sometimes you are shameless!"

"Where, where, each other, hahaha......" Chen Ming was refreshed by Chen Kong's sycophant, and he was in a good mood. (To be continued......)