Chapter One Hundred and One
Why did Li Er sneak out of the small hotel in the middle of the night and escape? It's not that I'm afraid of accidents. At the banquet that night, there was no big black and two black figures. When Xi San went to the accommodation arranged by Wang Erhao to check in, Lao Cuihua unintentionally swept her eyes behind her, and suddenly found two black shadows flashing in the distance. She had a premonition that there was danger, so in the dead of night, she pulled Li Er and quietly slipped out of the hotel and drove in the opposite direction of going home. This is not far from her hometown, and if she didn't say it before, she was afraid that Da Hei Erhei would find out and run to harass her. This time, he took Li Er to run north, the purpose was to go home to hide for a few days, and also go home to have a look, and then make a detour back to Luzhou.
As the sky grew darker, and the snow was knee-high, she walked to a shack where a farmer was resting on his fields, and said, "All right, let's stay." ”
Li Er looked around, the field was vast, snow-capped, and empty. There is not even a village around, can you live here?
Lao Cuihua seemed to see Li Er's thoughts, pointed to the north and said: "Forty miles to the north are all mountains, the mountains are high and the trees are dense, this is the last farming shack, live here, you can shelter from the wind and snow, and then go ten miles ahead is the mountain, you can't live at all, do you want to lie on your stomach in the snow and freeze?" ”
Li Er dispelled the idea of moving on. Stoop down into the shack to inspect it, it is a small stone nest, half of the ground and half of the ground, less than two meters high, and the ground is quite damp. Lao Cuihua greeted Li Er, and while it was not dark, the two went not far away to bring a few bundles of corn stalks, half of which were spread on the ground, and half were placed outside the door to prepare for the fire. Li Er was afraid of the cold, so he got more firewood alone to come back, so that he could light it for warmth at night. The two of them roasted some steamed buns on the fire and ate them, and Li Er also drank a small bottle of liquor to warm up, and when he wanted to take a nap, several small lamps not far away attracted his attention. When he was a child, he showed sweet potatoes to the production team, and he had seen wild beavers in the wild, and the guy's two eyes were shining green under the firelight, which was very scary, could it be that there were wild beavers outside the gate? Just as he was wondering, Lao Cuihua screamed, "The wild animals are here." ”
"Wild animals?"
"It's a wolf."
"Wolves?" Li Er trembled with fright. Hurriedly flashed his body behind Lao Cuihua and asked urgently: "Where is it?" Where's the wolf? ”
Lao Cuihua took Li Er's hand and pointed forward: "That's not it." Those glowing green are wolf eyes. ”
Only then did Li Er see clearly, not one, but four or five. Lying on the ground of eight or nine steps, the fan-shaped figure sat not far away, looking this way, and two of them were still kicking forward and backward, showing mania. Li Er was frightened, and his whole body trembled. The hero's arrogance is usually swept away, and it is replaced by the upper teeth and lower teeth, and the "getting" is non-stop.
Lao Cuihua grew up in the mountains and often saw wolves. So she was bolder, although her body was not shaking, but her voice was a little out of tune. She handed the battery light to Li and told him: "I will raise my stick as a gun, and I will hold it up to the wolves, and as long as I shout, you will turn on the light from under my armpit and extinguish it." Lie to the animal. ”
Li Er didn't think much about it, hugged Lao Cuihua's waist with one hand, and held the battery light in the other, and saw Lao Cuihua using the wooden stick as a gun, and shouted in his mouth, he quickly turned on the light, and a flash of lightning flashed out, shooting towards the wolves, and the frightened wolves fled into the wilderness, and they didn't come back for a long time. Li Er laughed and said, "Haha, it turns out that wolves are afraid of this play." Isn't that easy? Unexpectedly, before he could finish speaking, the wolves came around again, and they were very happy and sad. However, the wolf did not attack, but gathered not far away, staring at a pair of thieves' big eyes, and kept looking this way, as if waiting for the opportunity to attack.
Seeing that the wolves were unusually quiet, Lao Cuihua shouted anxiously: "Later, be careful that it breaks through the back wall and gets in." ”
Will there be a sneak attack? Li Er panicked, took the battery light behind him, and asked indiscriminately, "Where?" Where? ”
"Ahead, wow."
Seeing that the two of them were in a mess, the wolves rushed up together to bite Lao Cuihua, but just when they were in the first place, there was a sudden "pop" explosion, and the frightened wolves scattered and fled.
Li Er asked in surprise: "Where to shoot?" ”
Lao Cuihua said with a smile: "What kind of ears, I can't even tell the difference between a cannon and a gun." Foolish. As she spoke, she took out a cannon from her pocket and handed it to Li Er, telling him, "The animal rushed up, so I scared it with this." ”
"How do you know this?"
"That's what the locals do. Not only wolves, bears, and wild boars can also work. I didn't expect that. ”
"I didn't expect that."
"There are so many things you didn't expect, you listen to the movement on the four sides, what are you doing? The wolf is digging holes around with its claws, trying to get in and bite you! ”
Li Er listened carefully, isn't it, except for the front, the remaining three walls are all "sighing" sounds. He leaned his body against Lao Cuihua, and asked tremblingly, "When and from which direction did they come in?" ”
Lao Cuihua kissed him and comforted him: "It can't come in, half of this stone shack is buried in the ground, it picks up the hole and touches the stone wall, and it can't pick it up and give up." ”
Li Er let out a sigh of relief and complained to Lao Cuihua and said, "What kind of heart do you have? I'm kind enough to help you. But thou hast brought me into the den of wolves and harmed me. ”
"It's all you want. During the day, I asked you which way to go, and it was you who chose the shortest path. At this time, he turned upside down and hit me, am I wronged? ”
"I didn't know there was a wolf on the way."
"Rare and weird. The wolf, like a dog or a mouse, is a thief and a thief, and it understands human speech. When Li Er heard this, he quickly took out a card from his arms and said to the wolves: "Grandpa Wolf, Grandma Wolf, as long as you don't eat me, this card is for your old man to enjoy, and use it to buy pork, mutton, chocolate, jelly beans... Bank-wide. ”
"Do wolves eat jelly beans? You're a laughing man. ”
Li Erzheng'er said: "Coax the little wolf to eat, it gives birth to a little wolf to be raised, eats too much sugar, sweetens the wolf's teeth, doesn't it save biting?" ”
Lao Cuihua threw a cannon to scare the wolf for a while, and told Li Er some emergency measures for people in the mountains to encounter wolves. She preached: Although the wolf is a carnivore, it rarely attacks humans. It mainly eats small animals such as hares, foxes, and small wild boars. People in the mountains walked at night, and suddenly there were two wolf paws from the back to the shoulders, and when they encountered this danger, they must not look back. The wolf waits for you, and when you turn around, it bites your choked throat and drags you down so that you can eat your flesh when you die. The general practice of mountain people is, grab the wolf's claws with both hands, bend forward, take the opportunity to pull out the leg fork to the back of the wolf's belly and poke it into, and then horizontal and vertical strokes, the wolf's belly stabs the bleeding is not stopped, at this time the hand that grabs the wolf's claws can not be released, not only do not let go, the feet have to go forward slowly, the wolf's two hind feet hit the ground, as the person walks, the blood flows out quickly, and after a while, the wolf feels that the wolf is soft and leans on the back of the person, there is a heavy feeling of carrying the dead thing, this can let go, run a few steps forward, and then look back, in case the wolf makes the fraud pretend to be dead. There are also those who throw the wolf forward as if they were on their backs. In short, be careful to make the ship of ten thousand years.
Li Er said: "It's almost dawn, you can sleep." I'll see the fire and artillery to cover you. ”
Lao Cuihua nodded, bent over, lay beside Li Er, closed her eyes, and fell asleep with peace of mind. When she fell asleep, Li Er took off his coat and covered her. He carried a wooden stick and danced around the fire, and the "whirring" stick wind forced the wolf back several meters. He learned the style that his wife practiced at home, sometimes jumping, sometimes squatting, opening his arms and turning in circles, the tricks he played were purely chaotic movements, there was no order at all, just pointing and pulling down, the wolves couldn't understand what tricks he played, and they didn't dare to attack rashly. Li Erlian jumped and jumped, and when he was tired, he threw a cannon over to scare the wolf away. Sometimes he also plays a little clever, picking up a stone and throwing it instead of a cannon battle, true and false, false and real, and turns the wolf around. By the time the last cannon battle was thrown, the east was already white, and the firewood and grass had been burned. The wolves ran away and didn't come back. Li Er put away the stick, put it under his armpit, and went to the back of the shack to inspect, if there were really traces of the wolf, he sneered, took off his pants, sprinkled a soak of urine according to the hole of the wolf, tied his belt, turned to the front, woke up Lao Cuihua, and the two roasted some dry food on the fire and ate it, and then returned to the road. Go straight to Lao Cuihua's house. After all the hard work, Lao Cuihua was so excited that she threw her crutches and ran to the door like a sprint, took off the key from her waist and opened the door. He never stopped when he entered the courtyard, ran to the door of the house and pushed the door open. Entering the door to find the broom of the kang, he lifted the linen cloth covering the kang mat, cleaned the kang noodles, took out a new quilt from the cabinet and spread it on the kang, ready to let Li Er lie down and rest. After waiting for a while, I didn't see Li Er following up, and when I returned to the door, I saw that Li Er was lying motionless on the snow and had passed out.