888: Master Yoda
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"Li, don't blame me if it's not funny, you know I don't have much experience in filming." A female singer dressed sexily threw a wink at Li Donglai and said. The person who came was none other than Britney, who had worked with Li Donglai on trouble-maker.
This movie can be said to be the most stressful one since Li Donglai filmed so many scenes.
If the movie is not funny after its release, he will definitely be attacked by those film critics, and maybe there will be no possibility of making comedies in the future.
In order to make the movie more exciting after its release, he did not hesitate to blow up the friendship card, and even invited big names to make cameos in the supporting roles of only one shot. Britney is playing herself in the role, because of the relationship between the former "famous bear" Teddy, Li Donglai got the opportunity to confess and sing at the Britney Spears singing scene with the help of Teddy's relationship.
Li Donglai hasn't released a new record for a long time, but Britney is very busy, and it seems that they haven't seen each other for a long time. When she received a call from Li Donglai, she was surprised when she heard that she was invited to act in a comedy movie, and thought that this guy was playing an April Fool's joke with herself.
After making sure he was serious, she asked curiously, "Why?" I don't think I'm funny, huh? β
Li Donglai replied to her: "You don't need to be funny Britney, you just need to play yourself." Funny things I'll come. How about it, come and play it once? Without thinking about it, Britney asked, "It's sad, but I'm actually quite funny in private, haha." β
And the scene to be filmed tonight is the scene where Li Yingying and Laures broke up, Laures watched Britney's concert with his boss, and Li Yingying and Teddy found Britney Spears backstage and asked to sing a song on stage to confess and apologize.
In fact, Natalie Portman, the new Oscar-winning actress, just gave birth to a baby boy this summer. It's been almost a year since I was away from the screen.
As a spoof of "Star Wars", which occupies a relatively heavy role in the movie, it is natural to invite the original protagonist.
"Hi, Natalie, I'm taking the liberty of bothering you."
"Li Donglai?"
Natalie was a little curious, they had only met each other at a few award ceremonies, but it seemed that they did not exchange phone numbers.
"Yes, it's me, no doubt. The phone number is to be reached by your broker. Li Donglai smiled, "Congratulations on giving birth to a cute baby." β
"Thank you, it's my heart." Natalie looked happy and said, "Emma seems to be almost there, I saw the news." Is it a boy or a girl, have you seen it? β
"Not yet, I don't want to know if it's a man or a woman until the child is born." After Li Donglai exchanged a few words of greeting, he went straight to the point and said: "That's the case, do you know my new movie "Teddy Bear"? There's a scene I'd like to ask you to make a cameo. β
Natalie was surprised, "Can you tell me more about it, I don't know if my current situation will be on camera." She was a little worried. Because she had just finished giving birth, she had not yet recovered her good figure before giving birth, and she could see obvious fat on her stomach, pinched her belly, and couldn't help sighing. It seems that it will still take some time to regain the graceful figure of FΓΉ before.
In fact, I recently received an invitation to perform in the new feature film "Adeline", but in the end I refused the film offer. The sacrifice she made for the sake of this family is not small. And she has been away from the screen for a long time, and she is beginning to miss the feeling of filming.
Lee Dong-lai's idea is simple, because the character he plays in the movie and Teddy are geeks and are big fans of Star Wars. And after Teddy splits up and rents a house, he will invite a bunch of outdated celebrities there to open a duì.
In order to combine the previous plot, it is naturally best to invite the original protagonist of Star Wars to play.
"In other words, I just have to play myself, right?"
Because the other party was Li Donglai, and it was the first time she invited herself, Natalie didn't want to refuse.
"That's it, can you come to the show? There are not many shots, and it can be done in just one morning. Li Donglai persuaded him.
Natalie was still a little worried, pinched her stomach, and said, "Lee, you don't know my condition, I'm ...... now Well, a little chubby and can be ugly. β
Li Donglai was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "That's better, I don't have to deliberately write the script." How about you play a Natalie who takes her children because she is irritable at home and loses weight, and occasionally goes out for a walk? Of course, if you don't mind being chubby in front of the camera. β
Natalie said helplessly: "It doesn't sound like this character is very good, Lee, the first time we work together, can't we find a better role." β
"Ha," Li Donglai said with a smile: "Natalie, you have played too many beautiful roles, and occasionally appearing with a small belly may surprise fans." Come on, it's fun here. Maybe you'll be able to meet some old friends. β
"Oh?" Natalie was starting to look forward to it.
It's really anticipation, even when Yuna and Emma heard Lee Donglai call Lucas again and invite him to Master Yoda, the classic CG character in the "Star Wars" shot, they couldn't close their mouths in surprise.
Master Yoda, the Jedi Council Elder, is highly respected and spent the rest of his life in seclusion in the swamps of the planet Dagoba.
The 900-year-old Yoda has been a disciple for more than eight centuries. His Force is very deep. Among his last few students was the most important (and reckless) Jedi of modern times, Obi-Wan? Kenobi and Luke? Skywalker.
Someone once said that the first CG character in movie history is the Lord of the Rings' Gollum, but it should actually be Master Yoda.
The classic long-eared monster, lizard claws, green skin, linen clothes, and a master's appearance have made many Star Wars fans unforgettable. If Master Yoda appeared in another movie and fought with Teddy, the same CG character, what a scene would it be!
"Lee, sounds like you're spoofing my Star Wars?" What a character Lucas is, Li Donglai only said a rough idea, and he guessed the facts.
Li Donglai said: "It can't be considered a spoof, it's just a scene of fans seeing movie idols." β
Lucas was unmoved, "Do you think I'll say yes?" β
Li Donglai was anxious, "Why don't you agree, this is a great idea, and even let the image of Master Yoda come to the modern experience." Maybe after my film is released, Master Yoda will be able to shoot a few more commercials. β
Lucas heard Li Donglai's urgent explanation, and immediately laughed, "Then shoot it, you got him." β
"What?" Li Donglai almost thought he had misheard.
"That's it. Young people are energetic, and the movies can't be finished one after another. I'm old, it's been a long time since I've turned it on. Lucas said teasingly.
Li Donglai only reacted after a while, feeling that he was tricked by the master. Lucas didn't want to say yes at all, he was just joking with himself. I couldn't help but smile, "Thank you, trust me, I'll use Master Yoda well." But now I'd like to ask you about personal ......."
With Natalie and Master Yoda, how can there be no Skywalker and Black Knight.
Lucas contacted Mark Hamill, the actor of "Luke Skywalker", who has faded out of the entertainment industry. Mark plays the lead role of "Luke Skywalker" in Lucas's Star Wars series, and grows from an ambitious space ranger to a mature and intelligent Jedi.
This journey has brought him great gains, making him a household name around the world. But he has never been able to get fans out of this stereotype, which has affected his development in the film industry. With the end of the series, he returned to the Broadway stage, starring in "The Elephant Man" and other plays, and his performance was good. It's just that in recent years, he has rarely appeared on the screen, and he has been working as a dubbing behind the scenes, and he has gradually faded out of the entertainment industry.
But the role of "Luke Skywalker" is still the most memorable role in his acting career.
After receiving Li Donglai's invitation to make a cameo, he agreed without much thought, "Oh, wow, sounds interesting!" Mark on the other side of the phone laughed a few times and laughed at himself: "An out-of-fashion actor who is not famous, it sounds like it's me." Although the character is very spoofed, he still readily agreed, because now "Li Donglai's movie is equal to a high box office, a social phenomenon, and a popularity." β
With Skywalker done, it's even easier for the Black Knight.
The Black Samurai has actually been played by many people, but the first generation of Black Samurai is now too old to act in movies. Lee Dong-lai invited Hayden Christensen, the actor of the black warrior Anakin in the popular "Star Wars Prequel", to make a cameo.
In this way, the cameo actor can be regarded as a big name.
Li Donglai, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, couldn't help but smile, thinking about it, he felt looking forward to it. If Star Wars fans see this scene, they don't know how to feel.
But Li Donglai did not get carried away, the protagonist is still Teddy, and the cameo is only a cameo after all, and a short appearance will not cover up the protagonist's brilliance.
When everything is ready, just wait for the actors to be in place and start filming. But at this time, Li Donglai's crew suddenly came to an unexpected visitor.
"Brad Pitt? Didn't expect you to be the first to come? Li Donglai stepped forward to greet him in surprise.
Pete wondered, "Are you still waiting for someone else?" β
"Yes, I invited a couple of heavyweight actors to make cameos in my films, and they haven't arrived yet. You're here just in time, can you make a cameo role? Li Donglai has already invited a cameo and is addicted, and continues to overdraw the friendship card.
Brad Pitt smiled: "It's okay to make a cameo, how much am I paid?" β
"How about a dinner?"
"Deal."
He didn't know he was going to make a cameo in a GAY.
Pete is also a busy man, and it is rare to visit Boston, not for dinner. His plan B company's literary film "Moneyball" is also one of the nominated films for this year's Golden Globe Awards. Although his focus in recent years has been on literary films, and there have been few blockbuster films since "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", no one will ignore his commercial value.
has made several literary films, won fewer awards, and made less money. He finally couldn't sit still, and this time he took the initiative to find Li Donglai, ready to join forces with Li Donglai to make a big scene. (To be continued)