Chapter 540: Drinking Urine Incident
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After calling Xiao Li, I looked around the classroom, and now Anna did not come to the classroom. But when I saw Big Mouth, Big Mouth was lying on the table and sleeping. I am disgusted now when I see a big mouth, because I really despise the practice of taking revenge on my ex-boyfriend after breaking up. Although Yang Xing is a little too big, but the big mouth is too much, how to say that it is also a one-day husband and wife. No matter what, you can't fall into the well just because you have scored. At this time, I was reminded of a person, that is, Little Beibei, and I felt that these two women were the same kind of people, women with violent tendencies.
The class lasted about five minutes, and I was lying on my desk getting ready to go to bed, when the boar slapped me. I followed the boar's gaze and saw the big mouth with his body down and sneaking towards the back of the classroom. I guess I received a phone call and knew that the person she was looking for had been beaten. At this time, the wild boar coughed very cheaply, and then shouted to the teacher: Teacher, are we taking an exam class or an inspection class this semester? When the teacher looked up to find the source of the sound, he opened his mouth. The teacher replied first: Examination class. Then he pointed to the big mouth that was running away and shouted: Where is it, this female classmate?
Since the big mouth was revealed by the teacher, he simply didn't hide, raised his body, and walked out of the classroom without looking back, ignoring the teacher at all. The teacher shouted again and asked where the big mouth went. The big mouth said the moment he walked out of the classroom: You don't care. This can make the teacher angry, and he began to scold, saying that girls are more fucked up than men now, and there are no students at all. I scolded for 2o minutes, didn't even go to class, and called our instructor in front of all of us.
The big mouth is miserable now, and on the first day of school, he provoked the teacher, and it is estimated that he will have to fail the course. After the teacher finished scolding, he began to lecture again. I lay on the table and continued to sleep, there was a teacher in front of me, and it was extra fragrant to sleep. After class, a female classmate from the big mouth dormitory walked over to a person. The boar and I were about to leave, when she threw a bottle of drink on the boar. This frightened me and hurried away from the wild boar.
The female student poured an entire bottle of drink on the boar. The students who stayed in the classroom were dumbfounded, but everyone in our dormitory was laughing. I was the closest, and I couldn't help but laugh too. The wild boar actually asked her at this time: Is it finished? The female classmate replied: You are unlucky, you asked for it. I saw that the wild boar snatched the empty drink bottle from the female classmate's hand at once, which startled the female classmate. She thought that the boar was going to beat her, but after the boar snatched the empty drink bottle, he asked her, "What's your name?"
The female classmate said: We have been in class together for 2 years, don't you know? The boar said, "Why do I need to know your name?" The female classmate said, "Then why should I sue you?" At this time, the fat brother who was watching the excitement on the side interjected with a smile and said: Her name is Wang Nan. At this time, the wild boar did not forget to say cheaply: Playing table tennis? That's okay, Wang Nan, you remember, I'll fill this bottle with sulfuric acid later, and then splash your face, you wait for me! Either apologize to me now, beg me to spare you, and if you don't believe me, you can try.
Wang Nan looked at his expression and seemed to be a little frightened by the wild boar, but he still didn't apologize, just said again: You asked for it. The wild boar scolded: you X, do you think I'm joking with you? At this time, I said with a smile on the side: Wang Nan, don't be afraid, the plastic bottle of sulfuric acid was burned, and he had no common sense at all. It's okay, we all support you in the dormitory, your bottle of drink is so handsome. The fat brother also laughed and applauded on the side and said: It's good to splash, it's long time to treat him. Whoever asked him to finish you every time, didn't give money.
Although the fat brother and I are teasing the wild boar, we are actually helping the wild boar to put pressure on Wang Nan. At this time, Wang Nan turned around and returned to his position, picked up the book and walked out of the classroom. As soon as Wang Nan left, the people in our dormitory shouted and laughed completely. They all ran over to tease the boar, and the boar himself laughed and scolded the ugly girl for not being able to provoke him. The wild boar picked up the empty drink bottle and looked at it, and now it was queer, and said to us: When I fill it with urine, stop her tomorrow and let her drink enough.
There was only 1 class in the afternoon, and after returning to the dormitory, the boar changed his clothes, then took the empty bottle and went to the toilet. After a while, the boar returned, but the bottle was not returned. I smiled and asked the boar: What about the bottle? The wild boar scolded: Damn, the urine is too little, it is not filled, and when I have a little urine, continue to fill it. I was laughing at the time, out of breath and said: Don't be thrown away by the old lady who cleaned up the toilet. It just so happens that I have urine too, so let my brother fill it up for you. The wild boar said excitedly: Damn, okay, I didn't expect it.
Wild boars are sometimes not ordinary biao, they are really biao. The boar and I ran to the toilet again, and I poured urine and filled it up. After the wild boar twisted the bottle tightly, he also rinsed the bottle with tap water, and then sniffed the bottle very cheaply and said: There is no smell at all. Back in the bedroom, the wild boar called the big mouth bedroom, and the wild boar called Wang Nan to answer the phone. The wild boar asked Wang Nan: Why did you splash me with a drink? Just because I called the teacher, let the big mouth be revealed by the teacher? Wang Nan probably meant that our bedroom was not a good thing, especially me, the wild boar and Yang Xing.
This your mother, when did you have my business, but I thought about it carefully, it seems that there is really my business, did you tell Wang Nan about her abortion? After the phone call, the wild boar asked Wang Nan to come out to play table tennis. Then Wang Nan really agreed, Wang Nan said that she was not afraid of the wild boar's revenge. The wild boar took a table tennis ball and went downstairs, and everyone in our dormitory followed him to watch the excitement. came to the table tennis table behind the building to wait for Wang Nan, and after a while, Wang Nan came to the appointment alone. After Wang Nan saw the wild boar, the first sentence was: What do you want to do, don't ink, I still have something.
The wild boar smiled cheaply and said: Let's play table tennis, you lose, drink this can of beer, and then this matter is over. If I lose, I'll have you splash me with a drink every day before class. What do you think? Wang Nan snorted and said, "Come on." The wild boar handed the table tennis racket to Wang Nan, and everyone in our dormitory applauded, and shouted in unison: Come on, come on, Wang Nan. The wild boar shouted at us: Don't think that anyone named Wang Nan can play table tennis. In fact, the best table tennis player we play is the big horn.
Although this Wang Nan can also play, his level is not the opponent of the wild boar at all, but don't forget, we all play table tennis in the dormitory every day of our freshman year. Soon, Wang Nan lost, and then picked up the queer full of urine next to the table tennis table, twisted the lid and wanted to drink. At that time, I was in a hurry to shout, shouting: don't drink, don't drink. I'm cāo, I'm almost crazy. The people in our dormitory were all dumbfounded, because Wang Nan didn't even smell it, so he twisted the lid and poured it into his mouth. She was trying to pretend to be cool, but she didn't know it was not beer, but urine.
The wild boar reacted quickly, rushed over with an arrow step, and suddenly knocked the urine bottle in Wang Nan's hand away. In an instant, a bottle of urine spilled out, splashing on Wang Nan's face and body, and the wild boar was also covered with urine. When I saw this scene, I was really frightened. Wang Nan screamed like crazy and asked: What is this, is this urine? The wild boar also knew that he was in trouble, but he continued to lie and said: It's not urine, it's expired beer, and you didn't finish it last semester, why do you really drink it? The wild boar couldn't help it at this time, and had to vomit out while talking.
Gong Yu and Xiaoba are all fucking flashing, leaving me and the fat brother to continue watching. Wang Nan felt the taste in his mouth again, then smelled the taste on his body, and shouted: What kind of expired beer is this, is it urine? At this moment, Wang Nan is still not sure if it is urine, probably because she does not accept this fact. The wild boar continued to lie to Wang Nan: It's not urine, it's expired beer, it's like this for a long time. Wang Nan was already crying at this time, crying and shouting: You are not human, I regretted splashing you with a drink just now, but you are treating me like this now, you are still not human.
The wild boar beckoned in our direction, and the fat brother and I hurriedly ran over to appease Wang Nan. When I walked into Wang Nan's side, a smell of urine reached my nose. I thought to myself, what kind of pure man are you pretending, are they all biao? If you don't even smell it, you can drink it with your mouth open, if this poison is poisoned, you will not die. The fat brother and I helped Wang Nan to send her to the women's dormitory, and Wang Nan cried all the way. The wild boar ran back to the building to wash his urine. Now the wild boar is a big deal, but now, we all have a unified voice, saying that it is expired beer, and resolutely not saying that it is urine.
Enough trouble, Yang Xing's side also got the news, Yang Xing was hospitalized, and his testicles seemed to have been kicked and damaged, so he had to be observed for a while. In the evening, the people in our dormitory did not eat, and everyone took a car to the hospital to visit Yang Xing. When I arrived at the hospital, Anna was also there, and everyone joked, saying that if we needed it in the future, we could ask someone in our dormitory to do it for Yang Xing. And we also told Anna about the wild boar letting Wang Nan drink urine, and Anna actually scolded her for deserving it, which we didn't expect.
It seems that Anna's dormitory has been torn apart, and because of a Yang Xing, the friendship between classmates seems to be gone. While we were laughing in the ward, Yang Xing received a phone call, which was from Big Mouth. As soon as Anna heard that it was a big mouthy call, she immediately snatched the phone over, and then scolded with Big Mouth on the phone. During the scolding war, all of us watched from the sidelines and did not dare to speak.
After the phone call, Anna told Yang Xing: That cheap B is coming to the hospital in a while, you wait, see how I clean her up. Anna, who usually looks like a beautiful girl, becomes a shrew like an ordinary girl when she is jealous. After a while, Big Mouth really came to the ward. As soon as the big mouth saw Anna, he pointed at Anna and scolded: Just you scolded me on the phone? As he spoke, he rushed towards Anna, which was about to tear Anna's rhythm. The people in our dormitory hurriedly stopped the big mouth, afraid that Anna would suffer.
Anna saw the opportunity, stepped forward and grabbed the big mouth, and slapped the big mouth a few times. I didn't get involved on the sidelines because I'm sorry for the big mouth. But seeing that the people in the dormitory are pulling sides, I can't stand it. I walked behind Anna, hugged Anna at once, hugged Anna, and then threw Anna on Yang Xing's bed, I advised Anna: Calm down, calm down, this is the hospital, I want to beat you two out to fight.