Chapter 1: Dogs and Men
As soon as Lan Lan got on the game, she was blinded by the overwhelming wedding fireworks, and the character was stuck and couldn't move at all and almost dropped off, so she quickly blocked the light and shadow effects of the game, and the picture was a little smoother.
After smoothing through, looking at the world for a while, Lan Lan rolled her eyes widely, and then smashed the keyboard, "Damn, aren't these dog men and women newly married, and they don't forget to be on the game show on the night of the cave room, how kind of affection is this!" ”
But I have to say that Lan Lan is very unhappy now, so she had to bury her head and roll the keyboard with her face in frustration. Suddenly a voice came from the game, "At the end of the month, I know your feelings for me, but the person I love is Xiaoya, we are married, don't come to harass me anymore." ”
"?" Lan Lan blurted out in reality, fortunately she didn't open the microphone. At the end of the month, Lan Lan's role in the homecoming game, at this time, when she heard the groom say this, Lan Lan was so excited that Lan Lan immediately raised her head from the keyboard.
So Lan Lan saw the message sent by her character in the gang channel:
[Lin Yuemo]: I*(&(*^&^#@好喜欢你*(&*(^Don't leave me.
Although there is garbled characters in the middle, it seems that it is easier to be mistaken for sad hand tremors!
Lie down there, at this time, Lan Lan only had a large group of grass and mud horses galloping past in her heart, who can tell her why she can roll this line of words with her face rolling the keyboard! The input method is too smart! Lin Yuemo looked at the gang channel that was quiet because of her shouting, then blinked, and then blinked, and four words flashed out in his heart, "God is going to kill me!" ”
Lin Yuemo silently put his hand on the keyboard and typed again.
【End of the Month of the Forest】:*......*&......&¥%¥¥)
[Lin Yuemo]: hy*(&@*&^*^)thagst%&^
[Lin Yuemo]: ghtsyt%x...... ((xb
Then he turned on the microphone leisurely, "Oh, my computer is so stuck, the whole screen is stuck." Then immediately ctrl+f4 to quickly exit the game.
"You're a joke at the end of the month." Someone immediately spoke up in the public voice software outside the game.
"Are you playing in Egypt at the end of the month, stuck like this?"
"Why don't you get the computer at the end of the month! Otherwise, I won't take you with me on the weekend! Then the regimental commander spoke.
"I see." Lan Lan replied helplessly.
"Huh." A female voice suddenly interjected, "You'd better have a face, how can I see you at the end of the month now." Qiu Ya's voice was a little sneering, and then a little coquettish, "You are my husband now, and I will kill you if I say this again." ”
In an instant, the atmosphere that was a little embarrassing came alive again, and all kinds of words to congratulate the centennial reunion, or jokes about why there was no cave room, all reached Lan Lan's ears.
Lan Lan twitched the corners of her mouth a little helplessly, and then boarded the game again. After turning around, the fireworks still did not dissipate, so he planned to manipulate the characters to leave the gang home, and after walking two steps, Qiu Ya's voice sounded in the game again: "At the end of the month, do you have to congratulate us, it's just you." ”
At the end of the month, he turned his perspective, and then looked at the "girlfriend" wearing a red flying phoenix wedding dress. Before I could react, I received a secret chat.
[A touch of orchid] whispered to you:! This pair of dogs for men and women.
Lan Lan frowned faintly in front of the computer, then smiled, "Okay." ”
Then he took out the fireworks that had been hidden for an unknown amount of time from the package [Acquaintance] and then selected the role of the groom and put one, and suddenly an announcement flashed in the world.
The heroine [Lin Yuemo] set off [Acquaintance] on the chivalrous [One Promise Not Destroyed] in the gang home: "I want to know you and live a long life." There are no tombs in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the thunder and earthquakes in winter, the rain and snow in summer, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare to be with you! "Let's witness the earth-shattering confession of the heroine [Lin Yuemo] who cried ghosts and gods.
"You!" Immediately, Qiu Ya's angry voice came, but before the next sentence could be spoken, Lin Yuemo chose her character again, and exploded the remaining looks, and suddenly there was another announcement in the world.
The heroine [Lin Yuemo] set off [Acquaintance] to the chivalrous [Undefeated] in the gang's home: "I want to know you and live forever." There are no tombs in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the thunder and earthquakes in winter, the rain and snow in summer, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare to be with you! "Let's witness the earth-shattering confession of the heroine [Lin Yuemo] who cried ghosts and gods.
"Ahh Lin Yuemo smiled, "I bless you, my best friend in the game and my ex-boyfriend who has been in love for four years got married today, I wish you a long and a hundred years together." ”
After saying this, Lin Yuemo quickly manipulated the characters and walked away, leaving the pair of dog men and women on the side.
As soon as Lin Yuemo ran out of sight, he chatted secretly and passed it down bit by bit.
[A touch of orchid] whispered to you:! The local tyrant has the money to send me away! Just let it go!!!!!!!!
You whispered to [A Touch of Youlan]: I bought it before, but I didn't have time to put it and I was reluctant to sell it, but now it's good to put it away.
[A touch of Youlan] whispered to you: stupid (harmonious) force.
You whispered to [A Touch of Orchid]: Second goods.
[A touch of orchid] whispered to you: funny.
You whispered to [A Touch of Orchid]: Slut!
[A touch of orchid] whispered to you: Are you in a better mood?
You whispered to [A Touch of Orchid]: No, you come over and let me beat it up, maybe it will get better.
[A touch of Youlan] whispered to you: Tut-tut, you might as well cry under the quilt by yourself, just cry.
Lin Yuemo pulled his lips and smiled, and found that he was really not very sad after having such a fight with Youlan, maybe all the sadness had been used up half a year ago.
Just half a year ago, his boyfriend, who had been in love with him for four years, said: "You are very good, but I now find that I am in love with someone else." When I met her, I learned that there is a difference between liking and loving. "Such a stupid (harmonious) reason to break up with her
"Oh." Lan Lan pretended to be very calm at the time, "Can you tell me who she is?" I promise not to hack you to death. ”
"Lan Lan ......" Liu Shi looked a little embarrassed, "Don't be like this." ”
"Okay." Lan Lan laughed at the time, "Cheng, I dumped you, you get out." ”
As a result, the next day, Lan Lan saw that her ex-boyfriend, who had just broken up, changed the name of the couple with the best girlfriend in her game in the game, and then they haunted in pairs.
Then they met their parents, got married, and then they sent her invitations before the wedding, and even smiled and said to her "Thank you for the fulfillment" during the toast
________
I hope that my favorite friends will receive one.
There is no holographic, no interstellar, no traversal and no rebirth in this story. It's the most common keyboard online game. The style may probably take the route of joy and comics, but this is the first time the author has written a story of joy and comics.
And then the author of the book review area will express it.
After all, the author will be 22 in October, and he is also an adult with independent thinking ability.
If you think there is a problem with the story, you are welcome to put it forward.,But if it's fault-finding or obviously with sarcasm and meaning, I'm sorry that the author wants to spray~.
The author thinks he has a good temper, but don't blame me if it's clearly meaningful.
Everyone is an adult, so there's no need to pretend (harmony) to force it, right?
Belch...... I hope this kind of author won't make you hate it.,I hope it won't affect the girls' sense of reading......