Chapter 175: Back to Bushi
"Don't," Li Mantun shouted, "When did I stop believing you?" Did I tell you that you can't apply needles through your clothes? I just haven't seen acupuncture like this. Count me lonely and unheard, right? It's not that I don't believe you. "Because of this problem of the release of true qi, Li Mantun is gongs and drums are broken, and the Dharma is exhausted, and he is at a loss, and he is unspeakably distressed and humiliated. Now that there was a sudden glimmer of hope, how could he let it go. In order to overcome the difficulties and bottlenecks of turning from martial arts to cultivation, Li Mantun dared to go to the sea of fire and dare to break through, not to mention just saying a few soft words to Zhang Qiusheng and hitting a few low piles? This is his own brother, and he really admires the brothers who raise the bar and raise the bar, which is not a soft word.
Zhang Qiusheng put down the backpack he was tidying up, took out the plastic box and said, "That's right, sit upright, let's start here." Hurry up and get on the road early, I'm in a hurry to get home. ”
Li Mantun sat cross-legged as he said, waiting for Zhang Qiusheng to give birth to the needle. Zhang Qiusheng pinched a needle and was about to pierce it, when he suddenly said, "No, I still haven't explained clearly." This, eighty percent can help you release your true anger. It's just, just, that one might have a bit of a side effect. But you have to explain it first. Lest you later say that I have violated your right to know. ”
Li Mantun knew that this kid had always been muddy and funny, so he pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring: "Say, what are the side effects?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng said with a smile: "I'm afraid it's a bit of that, ha." The mouth may be crooked, the eyes may be slanted, and the nose may be turned sideways. I'm going to say it first, if you're afraid, it's too late for us to stop now. ”
, fool people. I've never heard of such a consequence of opening the meridians, not in martial arts novels. This kid never wants to be thanked by others for doing good deeds, but he likes to play tricks on people. "Tie it, I'm a big man and I don't pay attention to appearance, my mouth is crooked, and my nose is horizontal."
Zhang Qiusheng was greatly appreciative of what he said: "By the way, it's really not interesting for a man to think about his appearance all day long, and he looks like a girl." In fact, it is also good to have slanted eyes, at least you can rest assured to stare at mm boldly, and people don't know that you are looking at her. ”
Li Mantun was too lazy to pay attention to Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense, and wholeheartedly prepared to let him get a needle. Zhang Qiusheng's mouth is nonsense, but his kung fu is not ambiguous at all, which is recognized by everyone.
Zhang Qiusheng shot like a shuttle dart, and three millineedles pierced Li Mantun's body at the same time. Li Mantun only knew that Zhang Qiusheng had already applied the needle by the sudden sense of qi. was admiring the tightness in his heart, Zhang Qiusheng spoke again: "Hey, there is another side effect that I forgot to tell you." That, what? It is possible that impotence may not be lifted, lifted but not firm, and strong and not long. ”
"Stop, stop, stop," Li Mantun called an emergency halt. Although I didn't believe Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense, I was still very scared. This kid is really unreliable sometimes, and if he gets it wrong, it's not impossible to do it.
Stop? It's too late. Zhang Qiusheng "brushed-" and pierced more than 20 needles at once. Li Mantun originally thought that Zhang Qiusheng was going to help him get through some acupuncture points that he hadn't paid attention to before. Now I found that Zhang Qiusheng didn't touch any of his acupuncture points at all, but relied on these two dozen stitches to stimulate his own true qi to flow rapidly throughout his body. After a few weeks, the True Qi began to hit all the acupuncture points around the body.
For example, Shaochong, Zhongchong, Guan Chong, Shaoyang, Shangyang, Shaofu, Guanfu, Laogong, etc., the head of the Shenting, Yintang, Shangxing, Cranial Society, etc. In fact, the acupuncture points that Li Mantun himself usually constantly impacts, but now under the stimulation of Zhang Qiusheng, the impact is stronger and stronger. Where will it cause the nose and ears to be crooked, impotence is not lifted, all nonsense.
The true qi of the whole body was unprecedentedly strong under the acupuncture, violently impacting all the acupoints. It really hurts, Zhang Qiusheng didn't talk nonsense about this. But Li Mantun can fully bear this pain, and he even hopes that this pain will come bigger and stronger. Because he knew that Zhang Qiusheng's method would definitely work.
Although Li Mantun is young, he is an old bird in cultivating internal strength. In the past, it was just a way out and there was no strong assistance, but now there is Zhang Qiusheng's strong stimulation and leaving the true qi in his body to help him break through, and the true qi in the meridians is surging and impacting various acupuncture points. In about an hour, the acupuncture points on the hands were broken through.
Li Mantun flicked the snow with his fingers in turn, only to see more than a dozen faint traces smaller than the eye of a needle appear on the snow. Although the distance was only four or five centimeters, Li Mantun couldn't help but burst into tears, he finally succeeded.
Li Mantun, who was extremely excited, turned over and kowtowed to Zhang Qiusheng. Zhang Qiusheng was bored looking up at the starry sky, calculating how long it would take for the moon to come out. Seeing Li Mantun kowtowing to him, he was so frightened that he fell to the ground: "Lao Li, what kind of neuropathy is you?" Don't break my needles, you have many needles in you that look as good as a hedgehog? ”
Li Mantun knelt and didn't move, he successfully rushed through the pass today, benefiting from Zhang Qiusheng. Whether it is according to the rules of martial arts, the cultivation realm, or even the rules of the rivers and lakes, Zhang Qiusheng deserves to be his master. These days, Zhang Qiusheng saves his life first, and he teaches later, and he must thank him.
Li Mantun bent down and prepared to kowtow, and saw Zhang Qiusheng lying opposite him. According to the rules and common sense, those who accept the bow should be on top. Now that Zhang Qiusheng is lying on the ground lower than him, he can't knock his head. You can't kowtow with your butt higher than the other person, that's too unusual.
Li Mantun said: "Zhang Qiusheng, you get up, sit down, let me kowtow to you." Zhang Qiusheng lay on the ground and said: "Li Mantun, if you want to curse me to death, come and be happy, don't come to this trick." ”
Li Mantun said: "I want to thank you for saving my life and helping me open up the meridians and release my true qi." I've got to kowtow to you, or I'm not human. ”
Zhang Qiusheng still lay on the ground and said, "Okay, I want to thank you for coming to something real." Kowtow and you can't eat, drink and sell for money, why do I want you to kowtow? In this way, from today until I return to China, you will help me wash my feet every day, and you are not allowed to be like Sun Buwu. ”
Zhang Qiusheng just couldn't get up when he lay on the ground, and Li Mantun had no choice but to agree to his conditions. The two got up and sat facing each other, and Li Mantun asked curiously, "How did you come up with this good way?" It's simple and practical, why didn't I remember it before? Why didn't my master and the elders in the family think about it? ”
Zhang Qiusheng said while scooping meat in the pot with a bowl: "You must be pretending to be a good baby at home, right?" Your family thinks you're a good kid, shy, shy, and thin-skinned. Who am I? I'm sharp-eyed, and I can see from the first time we meet that your guy has thick skin, thicker than the corners of the city wall, and he can't get out of it without a lot of strength. ”
Fuck, I forgot how this kid has always been a good guy who doesn't say good things. I didn't bother to talk to him for a while, so I took a bowl of meat and spooned the soup. Don't thank you for your kindness, anyway, you'll be messed up with this kid in the future. At least in the secular world, be willing to be his pawn.
After eating, Li Mantun continued to clear the customs.
Zhang Qiusheng didn't have anything to do with Li Mantun, this guy was a martial arts idiot. Zhang Qiusheng is not an astronomer or astrologer, and it is not interesting to continue to look up at the starry sky. I had no choice but to prop up the packed tent, lay out the sleeping mat and sleep in the sleeping bag. Just as he was about to fall asleep, Li Mantun called out poorly: "Lao Zhang, please work harder." ”
Zhang Qiusheng reluctantly climbed out of his freshly warm sleeping bag. looked at Li Mantun, who was pierced like a hedgehog, shook his head, put away all the silver needles, and slapped him twice. The internal force contained in these two palms is much more fierce than when I used the needle just now, and Lao Tzu hurts you to death, so that you have nothing to do.
Zhang Qiusheng finished his work and hurriedly got into his sleeping bag. Not being afraid of the cold does not mean that you don't know the cold and warm, and it is still comfortable to hide in a sleeping bag at more than 20 degrees below zero. It's still comfortable to sleep at night, and I sleep during the day for so many days, like a worker on the night shift in the factory.
After sleeping for so many days, he had the most comfortable sleep, until Li Mantun woke him up and looked at his watch at a quarter past three in the morning. Li Mantun danced excitedly: "It's through, it's all through." I can release the true qi of all the acupoints in my body. ”
Oh, that's it? Okay, it's time to go home, right? Zhang Qiusheng just wanted to go home. Even if Li Mantun has holes all over his body, whether he is really angry or stupid, he doesn't think it is very important, the important thing is to go home quickly.
These days, Zhang Qiusheng has long figured out that he really teleported over that day, and he passed more than 30 kilometers carelessly. Now, of course, it's going back. On the way, they stuffed the tent and everything else into the ice cave of a glacier, destroying the corpses and leaving no trace of their visit.
At a corner not far from the train station in Blagoveshchensk, Zhang Qiusheng was on guard, and Li Mantun was tinkering with the door lock of a car. Li Mantun's true qi had just been able to be released, so he insisted that he should pick the lock, and he wanted to try all kinds of ways to use his true qi.
Zhang Qiusheng looked at his watch, and it was 2:18 in the morning. He didn't know what date it was, only that it was the end of the month and the end of the year. He did not know the collapse of the Soviet Union.
These days, in addition to changing cars in Moscow and buying gifts, the two of them have been working non-stop. I was also cautious along the way, for fear of a little errand and delay the trip.
Finally arrived at the cloth market, opposite the Heihe, which is China, and you can climb back. Zhang Qiusheng is completely relieved, Li Mantun wants to tinker with the car, let him tinker.
The car door had been opened, and Li Mantun dismantled the circuit switch and directly took the wire to light it. After fighting for a long time without fire, Li Mantun shouted: "Lao Zhang, push it, it's too cold to catch fire." ”
It's not cold in Siberia, is it? The weather was clear, the sky was full of stars, and a waning moon hung obliquely in the treetops in the distance. Zhang Qiusheng said: "Why is it too cold? It's you who can't do it. The cars here must have antifreeze and other antifreeze measures. As he spoke, he took out a towel and put it on the back of the car before starting to push the cart.
The weather here is that if you put your hand directly on any iron tool, you may be frozen on it. Zhang Qiusheng has always liked to be an ordinary person and live like an ordinary person. He would rather pad his hands with a towel than wrap them in some true qi.
The car has finally started, and it will have to warm up for a while. Li Mantun took out a cigarette and lit it, he likes to smoke now, and likes to watch a wisp of green smoke rise from his fingertips.
Zhang Qiusheng was too lazy to look at Li Mantun's appearance, and he was embarrassed to laugh at him, the dream thing finally came true, and everyone would be like this. Put down the low chair and sleep with your eyes closed.
Just about to fall asleep, Li Mantun suddenly asked: "Hey, Lao Zhang!" Are you really out of dollars? ”
Zhang Qiusheng closed his eyes and said, "Yes, didn't they all take it to speculate in foreign exchange?" The rest of the little was bought as a gift. After thinking about it, he opened his eyes and said, "Why are you asking this?" After crossing the river, you can use RMB, why do you want US dollars? ”
Li Mantun shook the glass of the car and threw the cigarette butt out and said, "I don't want dollars." It occurred to me that there was a prostitute on the train. I don't think the Soviet Union is also a socialist country, how can prostitution-prostitution be so rampant? ”
, kid, you're still thinking about it.
They have been very low-key these days, and they just want to return home safely and don't want to get into trouble at all. Long-distance trains in the Soviet Union were almost all sleeper cars, and the hard seats had only two layers, unlike the domestic hard seats, which were three-layered. There were not many passengers on the train, and there were many people on the train to Moscow at this time, most of whom were Chinese masters. However, there were not many people on the car from Moscow to the Far East, and Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun occupied a compartment.
After the train passed through the city of Novosibirsk, a young man with two women came in the carriage, and several men stood in the aisle outside. The young man spoke in Russian, pointing at the two women.
Even if you don't know Russian, you can guess that this is a prostitute-gang, and this young man is a pimp. But Zhang Qiusheng pretended not to understand, with a blank expression on his face.
The pimp simply patted the women's buttocks, lifted their short leather skirts, and then pinched the thumb and index finger of one hand into a circle, and pounded the index finger of the other hand in the circle. This is an international standard gesture, and the meaning is very obvious. But Zhang Qiusheng still didn't understand, and the expression on his face was even more dazed.
The language barrier is the most worrying, and the pimp switches to English. Well, very bad English, and his English teacher should be ashamed of him. The pimp pointed at Zhang Qiusheng and said, "You," and then pointed to the two women: "He," the subject of the male singular he. At the end, one word popped up: "Play!" Continue to pinch one hand into a circle, and pound it in the circle with the other.
Zhang Qiusheng nodded to indicate that he understood. While the pimp was proud of his excellent English skills, Zhang Qiusheng spread his hands and said, "Aiyi, Lu, Maori." "His English is better than that of a pimp. Pinch and rub your three fingers together, spread your hands, and shrug your shoulders. It is also an international standard gesture to indicate that there is no money.
In order to show that he was telling the truth, Zhang Qiusheng turned over his pockets, all of which were some scattered rubles. He took out everything in his backpack, except for clothes and some knick-knacks, and only some rubles. Zhang Qiusheng knew that rubles, these people were not rare. Sure enough, the pimp saw that it was two poor ghosts who had spent a lot of energy, so he angrily scolded something in Russian, and then took the two women away stupidly.
When these ** gangs went away, Li Mantun asked curiously: "Why do you say that you don't have any money, just go back?" It can also prove that we resist corrosion and never get wet, and we have a good image of being above board. ”
Zhang Qiusheng put the small things that he turned out into his bag again, looked up and sneered at Li Mantun and said, "Is it interesting that you have a glorious image in front of these prostitutes and Wuguitou?" Expect them to send you a little red flower to wear? If you reject them outright, they will continue to pester. You say you don't have any money, and they leave immediately. You beg them to pester people, but they don't have that much to do. ”
This incident was so lightly past, Zhang Qiusheng almost forgot about it. I didn't expect Li Mantun to remember this kid. Zhang Qiusheng sat up and said: "I am afraid that the Soviet Union has collapsed and is no longer a socialist country. You don't notice that most of the young people on the train are excited, chattering and dancing. And some older people are sad and sit there silently in a daze? Young people like new things and change, while older people are more conservative and nostalgic. ”
Li Mantunkong stepped on the accelerator a few times, and then said to Zhang Qiusheng: "You are talking like a seventy or eighty-year-old man." Hey, you just judge that the Soviet Union has collapsed based on such a little feeling? Don't take the college entrance examination, just go to the street to set up a stall and tell fortunes, it's very promising. ”
Zhang Qiusheng said: "Why don't we make a bet?" ”
Li Mantun asked, "What are you betting on?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng thought for a while and said, "Not much, 100,000 US dollars." How about it, dare not? ”
Li Mantun was already hanging on the first gear, with his feet on the clutch, and the handbrake was also loose. After listening to Zhang Qiusheng's words, he couldn't help but tremble, and his feet loosened the clutch pedal. The car scurried forward and immediately stalled. While looking for a wire to relight the fire, he said, ", why are you so angry, 100,000 dollars, I can't sell it for so much money if I kill it." ”