Chapter 0245 It's a big morning, how can it be like that
With this press, the picture suddenly moved.
After the subtitles ended, a film of a woman and two men suddenly played on the screen. The sound of humming and chirping, and the movements that made people blush, suddenly stunned Ling Xiao.
Li Hao's so-called gift is actually this.
He, the master, can't even think of it.
When he was depressed, he suddenly found that the heroine in the film was very similar to the old sister Lin Meiling he recognized. This discovery immediately caught his eyeballs, and he couldn't take it off.
At this moment, the door was pushed open.
"Brother Ling Xiao!" Zhang Xue'er, who was dressed in a white dress, suddenly jumped in from the door, "Brother Ling Xiao, you slacker, I heard that you are still sleeping...... Belch? ”
Before she finished speaking, Zhang Xue'er seemed to have been hit by an electric shock and froze at the door.
She obviously thought that Ling Xiao was still in bed, but she didn't expect Ling Xiao to get up yet.
When he got up, he got up, but he was wearing only a pair of pants.
It's okay to wear only a pair of pants, but there's a ball inside him!
It doesn't matter if the boss is in a mess, but he's still watching that kind of video!
This is the reason why Zhang Xueer was stunned on the spot, she didn't guess the situation in the house at all, and she was not mentally prepared at all!
Ling Xiao couldn't wait to get into the bed, his famous name and good image were gone all of a sudden. That's for sure, no matter who wears a pair of pants early in the morning to watch indecent videos, what image does he have at all?
The four eyes looked at each other, and the atmosphere was so embarrassing that it exploded.
The video continued, the dark version of Lin Meiling was full of firepower, and the sound of glamour echoed in the room.
Such a voice, let alone let Zhang Xue'er listen to it, even if Ling Xiao heard it, he felt blushing and couldn't stand it.
"You're still going to be shameless!" Zhang Xue'er really couldn't stand this stimulation, and scolded with a red face.
Ling Xiao finally came back to his senses, hurriedly turned off the video, and said embarrassedly: "Sister Xue'er, it's not what you think, I actually, um......"
"Shameless, watch that kind of video early in the morning." Zhang Xue'er blushed and spat at Ling Xiao, but her eyes were on Ling Xiao's body, thirty percent of her eyes were on Ling Xiao's face, and seventy percent of her eyes were on the position between Ling Xiao's legs.
"It's really not what you think, this is a gift from my apprentice...... No, no, I accidentally clicked on it......" The more Ling Xiao explained, the more chaotic it became.
Her face also turned even redder, "Just look at it, and quibble!" I look down on people like you who don't dare to admit it after watching the movie! ”
Ling Xiao wanted to hit the wall.
"Hmph, I didn't expect you to have this habit!" The more Zhang Xueer spoke, the more angry she became.
"What habits?" Ling Xiao was depressed.
"That's a habit." She didn't know what to say, and nervously gestured like a washing mop motion. This comparison, she is even more shy, that look, that look, that look, than the old bride who is waiting for the groom to go to bed with a hijab.
Ling Xiao understood her movements, she was not very formal, but he could also see that it was a masturbation action. This famous female college student actually compares this kind of action, which makes him happy, and he laughs: "Where do you want to go?" Also, how do you know that? ”
"I saw it online." The more Zhang Xue'er spoke, the more embarrassed she became, and she stomped on her lotus feet, "Oh, I won't tell you, I'm not as bad as you, you put on your pants quickly, you look ugly to death." ”
She felt ugly, and Ling Xiao showed it to her. He walked over to her, smiling and seeing, "Where am I ugly?" ”
"Oh, don't come here, don't come here!" Zhang Xue'er covered her eyes nervously, but there must have been two between her fingers.
Ling Xiao didn't tease her anymore, he walked to the side of the bed to get dressed, and asked, "There must be something wrong with finding me so early, right?" ”
"I heard that you were sick, so I came to see you." Zhang Xue'er said, without waiting for Ling Xiao to speak, she smiled and said, "But I don't believe it, you are so good at medical skills, how can you be bedridden?" Even if you are sick, you can cure yourself, and you can't be bedridden. ”
Ling Xiao smiled: "If you are smart, then you must have something else, right?" ”
Zhang Xueer said: "Have you forgotten? Today is Teacher Hu's birthday, I'm coming to you, let's celebrate her together. She didn't have a family around, so she was quite lonely. ”
"Don't you say I've forgotten, we have to celebrate, and we'll get the gifts ready."
"Then do you know how old Mr. Lu Daohu is this year?"
"This ...... Twenty years old? ”
"You, you even forgot Teacher Hu's birthday, and today she will be twenty-five years old." Zhang Xue'er glanced at Ling Xiao dissatisfied.
Ling Xiao smiled: "I did it on purpose, don't you girls like young people?" Today I went to celebrate Ms. Hu's birthday, and I said I wish her a happy 20th birthday. She'll definitely be happier. ”
"No, I don't care, you let me see that kind of video you watched, even if I grabbed your pigtails, you can prepare my gift." Zhang Xue'er smiled, and smiled quite slyly.
"Then what gift do you want to prepare for Mr. Hu?"
"Well, a Ferrari sports car." Zhang Xueer joked.
Ling Xiao's eyes rolled suddenly, and he collapsed on the bed clutching his chest.
"Don't make trouble, get up, let's go over early, Teacher Hu has been busy with Jasmine Primary School for a while now, she is tired, let's go and comfort her." Zhang Xue'er urged.
Ling Xiao was still lying on the bed, motionless.
"Why are you pretending to be dead? The acting is so bad. Zhang Xue'er muttered, walked over, and reached out to pat Ling Xiao's leg.
Ling Xiao was still motionless.
"Brother Ling Xiao? Don't make a fuss. Get up, get up, Brother Ling Xiao? Zhang Xue'er's tone changed slightly.
Ling Xiao continued to remain motionless, his eyes closed tightly, and his hands on his chest.
"Brother Ling Xiao? Brother Ling Xiao? Don't you scare me? You're all right, are you? You ......" Zhang Xue'er panicked, she shook Ling Xiao's shoulder, and after seeing that Ling Xiao still didn't react, she climbed onto the bed again and helped Ling Xiao up.
Ling Xiao leaned into her arms, and he felt her in front of him, and the size seemed to have grown a little more. His back pressed against her front, full of warmth. But he still closed his eyes and continued to play dead. It takes a certain amount of skill to play dead, even if it is in her arms, you have to be motionless.
Zhang Xue'er was panicking and wanted to call someone over to help, but her eyes suddenly fell between Ling Xiao's legs, and her open mouth suddenly stopped screaming. She was annoyed and angry, and pinched Ling Xiao's nose, "You pretend, I see how you pretend?" You're a bad guy, just know how to scare me. ”
Ling Xiao got up and put on his pants. After making such a fuss with Zhang Xue'er, the mood of being hacked by Li Hao finally got better.
"Where are we going to buy gifts?" Zhang Xueer asked.
"I have a collection room, and I haven't opened many gifts from merchants, so I'll pick out a few things later, and I'm too lazy to go to the city to buy them. By the way, if you like something, you can take it. ”
"Okay, I'm not polite to you, you don't need it anyway, I'll take whatever I like." Zhang Xue'er was not polite at all, she hurriedly pulled Ling Xiao out.
In fact, Ling Xiao's collection room doesn't have a collection of anything, most of them are gifts from some merchants, including cigarettes, wine, tea, etc., as well as some exquisite candies such as chocolate, almost all of which are foodies. Zhang Xueer picked and chose among those gifts, but she didn't pick a suitable gift. She wanted a gift of nice clothes, or fancy cosmetics or something, but there was clearly no one here.
Ling Xiao took advantage of Zhang Xue'er to choose a gift and took off the memory card of the mobile phone and put it into the crack of a wooden frame. It is appropriate to put the memory card in this kind of place, no one will look for anything in the cracks of a wooden frame, and only he can enter this collection room, Liu Mei and the four of them can't come in. Of course, He Yue'e, who still works part-time as the housekeeper of the Hanging Pot Manor, is an exception.
Hiding the memory card containing Mu Wanyin and Xia Xiang's indecent videos here, Ling Xiao felt like he had cut off a troublesome past with scissors, and completely said goodbye to it. In the future, if the people of the Mu family don't trouble him, he won't use this video.
"Oh, most of your gifts here are food, and they don't have what I want, so what's the best thing to give to Mr. Hu?" Zhang Xue'er couldn't pick and choose, and pouted unhappily.
Ling Xiao walked over, took a big bag of gifts and filled the bag with cigarettes, wine and tea, "These Chinese cigarettes, well, these two bottles of Moutai, and these boxes of tea are all you hold." ”
"Just send Mr. Hu these? She doesn't smoke or drink liquor. Zhang Xueer muttered.
Ling Xiao said with a smile: "Who said that these are for Mr. Hu, these are for your father, your father wants to smoke and drink and drink tea, take it back, it will be regarded as my filial piety to him." ”
"You...... Honor him? Zhang Xue'er's face turned red all of a sudden.
"Of course it's to honor his old man, do you want it?" Ling Xiao said, "If you don't want me, I'll put it back." ”
"Yes, yes, why not? The gift you gave him, I definitely wanted. Zhang Xue'er hurriedly snatched the big bag of cigarettes, wine and tea from Ling Xiao's hand.
Zhang Xueer was still a little unhappy, but at this time she was full of joy. If nothing else, just for Ling Xiao's "filial piety" just now. In a mountain village, a boy who gives a gift to a girl's father and calls it "filial piety" is almost already a prospective boyfriend or future son-in-law.
Ling Xiao didn't think much about it, but felt that it was a pity to put these cigarettes and alcohol here, and it was better to give them to Zhang Xue'er's father to enjoy. But seeing Zhang Xueer so happy, his heart was also happy, so he didn't explain anything.
"It's a pity, I really can't find a suitable gift for Sister Linzi, so what can I do?" Ling Xiao's mind returned to the gift.
"You don't call Teacher Hu Sister Linzi anymore?" Zhang Xue'er's tone was a little sour.
Ling Xiao smiled: "I don't read anymore, besides, she is not much older than me, of course she is called Sister Linzi." You can also call her Sister Linzi, she is not your teacher now. ”
"That's not good, she's my teacher, and she'll be my teacher all her life." Zhang Xue'er said this, as if she was reminding Ling Xiao of something.