Although Shang Xin is not very old, she is a woman who likes to toss and is very picky.

This point is not said by others, it was felt by Yan Xiaokai after accompanying her for a long time.

While walking on the beach, Yan Xiaokai said that he was hungry, so the two returned to the car and looked for a place to eat.

According to Yan Xiaokai's meaning, it is good to have a casual meal, just a meal, and it is not looking for a woman, there is no need to be so picky.

However, unfortunately, although Shang Xin doesn't care about anything casually, under normal circumstances, she is rarely casual, and when she is not casual, she naturally does not make do with these two words in her eyes.

Along the way, there are countless restaurants, and there are many of them who are eye-opening, which means that he can afford to pay for treats.

It's just that when he gave advice, Shang Xin said that this environment was not good, and it was too low-grade.

After the last, Yan Xiaokai said helplessly: "Shang Daxiu, it's just a meal, and it's not looking for a man, so you don't need to be so picky, right?"

Shang Xin said: "Someone told me that eating is the same as finding a man."

Yan Xiaokai: "Huh?"

Shang Xin said: "Rice, like men, is something that satisfies a woman's psychology and physiology, right?"

A little star popped up in front of Yan Xiaokai's eyes, and the man became a thing?

Shang Xin said: "Rice, like men, enters a woman's body, right?"

Yan Xiaokai sweated wildly, but he had to nod.

Shang Xin said: "Rice is the same as a man, it can make a woman's belly bigger, right?"

Yan Xiaokai's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.

Shang Xin continued: "Eating a bad meal wrongs a woman's stomach and affects her mood. Finding a man who is not good will not only wronged a woman's body, but also affect her life. Right?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded weakly.

Shang Xin came to a conclusion, "So I either don't eat, or eat good food if I want to." In the same way, I either don't look for a man, I want to find a man who is educated, idealistic, tasteful, classy, connotative, personable, humorous, and sexually experienced."

A black line appeared on Yan Xiaokai's forehead, "Shang Daxiu, I can understand the previous requirements, why do you have to find someone with sexual experience?"

Shang Xin said: "Others tell me that only men with sexual experience know that they love women and can make women happy."

Yan Xiaokai was defeated, and he had to hold on to the steering wheel to sit firmly.

After a while, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Who is this other person you are talking about?"

Shang Xin said: "My cousin"

Yan Xiaokai could only say: "Okay, I have to admit that your cousin is a talent."

Shang Xin smirked, "That's what everyone said."

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

In the end, Shang Xin found a Western restaurant with an elegant environment, extremely high-grade and extremely expensive consumption.

Before entering, Yan Xiaokai said very seriously: "Shang Daxiu, are you sure you want to eat here?"

Shang Xin said: "If you're not sure, what am I bringing you for?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "That's okay, let's be a villain first and then a gentleman, if you really want to go in and eat, then you have to pay." If you want me to pay, let's go there and I'm not hungry anyway. ”

Shang Xin followed his gaze and found that it was a dirty and messy fast food restaurant, frowned and scolded: "Silly Da, do you dare to be a little more stingy?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded and pointed to the stall selling steamed buns on the other side.

Shang Xin was defeated, and said angrily: "I invite you, this will always work."

Yan Xiaokai was overjoyed, "It's pretty much the same"

Shang Xin: "......"

When ordering, Yan Xiaokai, who claimed that he was not very hungry, actually ordered a lot of things, seafood pasta, pan-fried foie gras, black pepper pork chops, lobster sashimi, cod baked with onions and peppers, roast suckling pig, and borscht.

Shang Xin only ordered a steak, and seeing that Yan Xiaokai ordered so many things, he couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Didn't you just say that you weren't hungry?"

Yan Xiaokai said confidently: "I wasn't hungry just now, but now I'm hungry."

Shang Xin: "......"

After a while, the meal was ready.

There was only one plate in front of Shang Xin, but Yan Xiaokai had a bunch of plates in front of him. Seeing that he had no grace at all, he was immersed in hardship like a whirlwind, and even sweated, and couldn't help but say: "Hey, no one is robbing you, can't you slow down?"

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I'm sorry, I'm not used to slow motion, and my principle is that you must sweat when you eat someone else's, and you must not eat tears when you eat your own." ”

Shang Xin simply put down the knife and fork and asked, "Don't you feel the slightest shame in your heart?"

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Why am I ashamed?"

Shang Xin said: "Aren't you men good-looking, do you have to pay for your own meals?" But I paid for this meal, don't you feel like you're eating soft rice?"

Yan Xiaokai tried hard to find a feeling of shame, but for a while he still shook his head gloomily, "I'm sorry, I really can't find this feeling." And I never do such a thing as dying to save face and suffer crimes. In addition, not only did I not feel like I was eating soft rice, but I had the pleasure of slaughtering a little fat sheep. ”

Shang Xin sweated slightly, and sighed: "In the past, I always thought that I was very thick-skinned, but compared to you, I really sighed to myself."

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Isn't this how it should be, men are naturally stronger than women, whether it is height, weight, or IQ......

Shang Xin interface, "including cheeks"

Yan Xiaokai snapped his fingers, "Right"

Shang Xin: "......"

Yan Xiaokai didn't pay any attention to Shang Xin, picked up the knife and continued to eat large pieces, until he ate the upper and lower wings, and then he took a break.

Seeing Shang Xin looking at himself stunned, as if he was looking at a monster, he couldn't help asking, "Why are you looking at me like this?"

Shang Xin looked at the empty plates in front of him, and said sullenly, "I'm wondering how big your belly is, how can you hold so many things?"

Yan Xiaokai said eloquently: "I'm not used to wasting, whether I eat other people's or my own, I have to leave nothing left."

Shang Xin was completely convinced at this time, and threw out a sentence depressedly, "I've seen a lot of men, but it's the first time I've seen someone as superb as you."

Yan Xiaokai said: "So, I'm not suitable for you, because I am a person with no culture, no ideals, no taste, no grade, no connotation, no demeanor, no sense of humor, and at the same time, I don't have ...... Ahem, you get the idea. ”

Shang Xin exclaimed in surprise, "Are you still a virgin?"

Her voice was a little loud, attracting the attention of everyone around, seeing that the object she was talking to was Yan Xiaokai, the woman showed surprise, but the man's eyes were full of disdain.

The women secretly thought that they were in their early twenties, and they were still a boy chicken, which was really rare

The men secretly thought, it's really nothing new, and they actually use this reason to take their sisters, it's really too unskilled

Yan Xiaokai was embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Is it embarrassing to be a man?" Is it wrong to clean yourself?"

Shang Xin sighed and said, "Silly Da, you are so cute."

Yan Xiaokai: "Huh?"

Shang Xin explained: "It's just pitiful and no one loves it."

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

After eating, Shang Xin was going shopping, but Yan Xiaokai wanted to go back to sleep

If you are full and drunk, you should sleep, otherwise how can you grow your body?

However, if you take other people's hands and eat other people's soft mouths, you will be invited to a big meal, so you have to deal with it perfunctorily.

It's just that when he followed Shang Xin into the first store, he felt that he was wrong.

Because what Shang Xin took him to visit turned out to be a women's underwear store.

A woman is such a strange animal, maybe she doesn't want to kiss you or sleep with you, but she is willing to take you to the lingerie store and indirectly tell you what she is wearing

This Shang Xin is obviously this kind of woman, and in her concept, there is obviously no reserved and subtle words, because after entering, she picked up a set of underwear, compared it on her body, and asked very directly: "Silly Da, do you think I look good in this?"

Facing the surprised eyes of those women in the store, Yan Xiaokai responded sullenly, "I haven't seen you pass through, how can you know the way?"

The nearly forty-year-old lady of Fengyun saw that this pair was extremely young, the woman was good-looking, and the man was ...... looks better, the golden boy and the girl, so worthy of envy, he pointed to the fitting room inside and said, "Hey, little sister, why don't you two go in and let your boyfriend see if it looks good."

Shang Xin subconsciously responded: "He's not my boyfriend"

A group of women are collectively dumbfounded, it's not your boyfriend, you brought him to buy underwear? And asked him if he looked good?

Shang Xin saw their strange expressions, and said confidently: "Who stipulates that if you are not a boyfriend, you can't bring underwear to buy?"

A group of women were speechless and choked.

Yan Xiaokai was so troubled that his face was red, and he wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into.

At this time, Shang Xin still had to ask: "Silly Da, what do you say, do I look good in this?"

Yan Xiaokai really couldn't afford to lose this person, so he turned around and walked out.

After smoking a cigarette at the door, Shang Xin walked out of it, carrying several bags in his hand, and threw them to Yan Xiaokai after leaving the door.

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously, "Bought it for me?"

Shang Xin said: "Have you ever seen a women's underwear store selling men's underwear?"

Yan Xiaokai shook his head.

Shang Xin said: "Since there is none, how can I buy it for you?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then why did you let me take it?"

Shang Xin said with a heartfelt voice: "I can afford you, do you think anyone is qualified to take underwear for Benxiu?"

Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly, don't you look up to me so much?

Shang Xin's cousin said that men are the same as eating, because both enter a woman's body and can make a woman's belly bigger.

Yan Xiaokai feels that accompanying a woman to go shopping is the same as accompanying a woman to bed, both are equally hard, and both can make a man's feet soft.

Shang Xin was interested in this visit, after visiting the underwear store, then going to the cosmetics store, after visiting the cosmetics store, then going to the ready-to-wear store, after visiting the ready-to-wear store and then going to the shoe store, after walking four or five streets, he even said that he wanted to go to the playground......

Yan Xiaokai said that she would not do it, so she was coquettish and brutal, and used all kinds of means.

By the time the show was finally finished and returned to the underground garage of a shopping mall to pick up the car, it was already dark.

It was dark outside, and the underground garage was dark, or even darker.

There was an eerie aura in the darkness, and one of the fluorescent lamps was broken, and it was not completely broken, and it was on and off, and it flickered non-stop.

Yan Xiaokai didn't have any ideas, because he was too tired to be tossed, so tired that he couldn't think of anything else, he just wanted to quickly throw the big bags full of small bags in his hands into the trunk of the car, and then hurry back, hurry up to eat something and sleep, and say goodbye to this chick when it dawns tomorrow.

He really can't afford to serve such a woman.

It's just that planning is never changing fast......

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