"Let's go out and play, I'm suffocating at home!" Sun Shishi said coquettishly and squeamishly pulling Lin Hongqiang's arm.

Lin Hongqiang whistled and said, "Sister, don't disturb my brother's thinking!" Brother is trying to find a way to get you medicine! ”

"What medicine! You don't really want to ask Elder Zheng for medicine, do you! "Sun Shishi doesn't believe that Lin Hongqiang has such courage." You'd better not go! You might as well go with me! ”

Lin Hongqiang looked at Sun Shishi carefully, he put away the uninhibited smile on his face, changed to a serious face and said, "Are you in love with me!?" ”

"Damn! You boys are going to stink! ”

"Because it's stinky, it's beautiful, usually you girls make it fragrant, without our smell, how can you bring out your beauty!" Lin Hongqiang squinted his eyes and stuck out his tongue, and his natural ruffian appearance came out again.

"So are you going out with me?" Sun Shishi is still most concerned about this issue, and these heads are all big on the Internet.

Lin Hongqiang hugged Sun Shishi again and said, "Good, baby!" Not today, when I have time later, I'll accompany you to shop. Don't bother me then! ”

"You mean what you say! When the time comes, you're going to be alone with me, and I won't let you bring any other girls!" Watch me out for madness! Sun Shishi said very seriously.

Just when Lin Hongqiang was about to let go of his embrace, Sun Shishi whispered: "You hold it for a while, if you dare to let go of me, I won't go to Beisha Island with you!" ”

"Okay, hold for another minute!"

Lin Hongqiang looked at the time, and only hugged it for one minute. Let go of Sun Shishi and said: "I have to help you find poison, with poison and your amazing use of poison, you can wait for me on Beisha Island!" ”

"We'll see you the day after tomorrow!" Sun Shishi said a little reluctantly.

After Lin Hongqiang pushed the door open, he turned around and threw the Land Rover's car keys to Sun Shishi. "I'll put my car here first!"

Out of the door of Sun Shishi's apartment, Lin Hongqiang was still reminiscing about Sun Shishi's appearance just now. "It's so cool!" He couldn't help but praise in his heart.

There is a bench under the bus stop on the side of the road. Two old women sat on a stool. They saw Lin Hongqiang coming over, with an ambiguous smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Young man, it was cool just now!" An old woman said with a smile.

Lin Hongqiang grinned and said, "Grandma, I won't tell you, it's almost cool twice!" ”

"Young is good, do what you want!" The two grandmothers said in an envious tone.

Lin Hongqiang was very proud, stretching his neck and waiting for bus No. 320. After a while, the bus drove slowly. The car was packed.

The two grandmothers also stood up like a bus. Follow Lin Hongqiang's ass and squeeze on the bus!

Lin Hongqiang took a step back and let the two grandmothers go first.

"Let it go, there's an old man!" Lin Hongqiang shouted.

It took a lot of effort to help the old man into the car. Lin Hongqiang could only stand at the door.

As soon as the driver moved together, he said to Lin Hongqiang: "Coins!" ”

Lin Hongqiang touched his pocket and immediately smiled at the driver. "Can I use a credit card?"

"Nima, swipe your credit card! It's like a supermarket! The driver said very funny.

Lin Hongqiang doesn't even have a single hair in his pocket, it's really a hero for two yuan!

A girl who gave her grandmother a seat reached out and threw two dollars. There was a clang, and Lin Hongqiang couldn't say a word gratefully. He looked up and was overjoyed!

"Two stupid ......!"

The driver is very angry, people put coins on your behalf, and you still call people stupid. "You kid don't know how to be polite!" The driver wants to do justice while driving!

The girl grinned and said, "We know each other!" ”

When Lin Hongqiang heard this, his heart was full of color. He said to the nosy driver, "Drive your car!" Don't chirp! ”

Being able to meet your own Coke girl on the bus is also a blessing for Sansheng. Lin Hongqiang squeezed next to the cola girl and said, "Why don't you take the bus too!" ”

The Coke girl leaned to the side, apparently not wanting Lin Hongqiang to get too close to her. After all, the weather is hot, and he has to guard against his groping hands. If you're not careful, you're going to suffer a loss.

"You don't have to hide that far! I'm not a pervert! Lin Hongqiang doesn't care how many people are in the car, he still has nothing to fear!

The little face of the Coke girl is flushed, and her wheat-colored skin is shining with a smooth color!

"Lin Hongqiang, you can't bully people like this!" There was a loud shout, which startled all the passengers in the bus. Lin Hongqiang followed the sound and saw that the five big and three thick wild boars were sitting next to the two grandmothers who had just gotten into the car.

Just now, Lin Hongqiang's attention was all focused on the Coke girl, and he didn't see the wild boar next to him.

"What is bullying you, and you don't let everyone see your shape. Look at my little body again, say that I bully you, why do anyone believe me? Lin Hongqiang sniffled, pretending to be a weak man's expression.

It's as if I've just been wronged!

The Coke girl looked at Lin Hongqiang's funny appearance, and not only wanted to laugh. But instead of laughing, she turned to the boar and said, "Don't talk!" ”

Lin Hongqiang saw that the Coke girls were on his side, and he said: "If you hear it, you just rely on your size and always want to bully me." Also, you can't be so domineering, even if someone is your girlfriend, you don't have the right to interfere with other people's friends! ”

All the girls, young women, and grandmothers on the bus looked at Lin Hongqiang with righteous eyes.

"Well said, young man!" An old grandmother said to Lin Hongqiang with a toothless mouth: "We support you!" ”

Suddenly, the boar became the target of hatred for all women.

"Lin Hongqiang, you ......"

"What's wrong with me?" Lin Hongqiang touched his hair and said innocently: "I can't get used to a man like you who treats girls as his property!" I can't figure out how you can find such a beautiful girlfriend. And I don't know how to cherish it! ”

Lin Hongqiang suddenly became the embodiment of justice, a hero in the hearts of girls, and a spokesperson for middle-aged and elderly women.

The boar couldn't bear it anymore, and he rubbed it down and stood up. Anyway, the flies will not be there, and he will not be afraid of Lin Hongqiang.

"You want to you!" The wild boar screamed.

The cola girl was taken aback by him, and couldn't help leaning towards Lin Hongqiang. It seems that Lin Hongqiang is her protector.

Lin Hong smelled a refreshing aroma emanating from the Coke girl's body. If Lin Hongqiang's guess is right, this is the body fragrance on the Coke girl.

"Xiaohua, come here!" The boar yells at the Coke Girl.

The Coke girl looked at the boar with disdain and did not look away. Instead, she leaned towards Lin Hongqiang.

"Get him off!"

"yes, let him get down!"

"What a scumbag!"

“……”

The women on the bus couldn't get used to it, and they all denounced the wild boar. Lin Hongqiang's plan completely succeeded.

"Do you hear that, wild boar, get out of the car quickly! Beware of these beautiful sisters, cute sisters, and gorgeous grandmothers in the car tearing you to shreds. Lin Hongqiang said angrily. Although Lin Hongqiang is a little unserious, it is not annoying. And his words made women of different ages feel beautiful in their hearts.

The Coke Girl turned her head and laughed softly. "You're such a joke, even grandma is gorgeous!"

Lin Hongqiang saw that the Coke girl didn't hate him, so he was even more confident.

The wild boar gas is smoking, and when I took the bus today, I met Lin Hongqiang, the plague god. Treat him three-seven-twenty-one, beat him up first and then get angry.

"Lin Hongqiang, you want to be beaten!" After the wild boar finished speaking, he rushed towards Lin Hongqiang through the crowded flow of people.

There was a special fight, and Lin Hongqiang was happy in his heart. I haven't cleaned up for a few days, and my hands are a little itchy, so this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. also happened to show his hand to his beloved Coke girl. But don't go too far, and don't make others feel like they're bullying wild boars.

Lin Hongqiang didn't know when there was an extra silver needle in his hand, and he saw the wild boar rushing over. He feigned panic and waved his hand inadvertently. The silver needle in his hand pierced the wild boar's dove hole without being oblique.

The boar screamed, and his raised fist suddenly hung limply. The people in the car were worried about Lin Hongqiang, and they didn't expect things to change so drastically.

"What a wicked man has evil and retribution!"

"God has eyes!"

“……”

Even the Coke girl was so close to Lin Hongqiang, and she didn't see how Lin Hongqiang made a move.

I saw that one of the wild boar's black faces turned the color of pig liver, and he did not suffer any serious internal injuries. It's just that Guan Jiu's point was pointed, and he couldn't hold it back. This is a diuretic point.

Clenched his legs, he looked like he was in pain.

"Driver, stop!" Wild boar yells!

The driver saw the appearance of the wild boar in the rearview mirror, and as a man, of course, he could see the urgency of urinating.

"Hey, stop! I didn't dare to park without getting to the site! The driver is now also on Lin Hongqiang's side, not only did he not stop, but also deliberately slowed down.

Lin Hongqiang gloated and looked at the wild boar, thinking to see how long you kid could endure it.

Suddenly, a stream of hot liquid flowed down the boar's thigh.

There was a burst of laughter from inside the car. The boar was so embarrassed that he didn't even know what was going on, so he peed in his pants.

The Coke girl turned her head away from the boar in disgust, and the first thought that flashed through her mind was that she must break up with him! I am really blind to do such a humiliating thing!

"Lin Hongqiang, you wait for me!" The wild boar was squatting on the ground, wet in his crotch.

"Brother, it's my business if you pee your pants! What am I waiting for? Lin Hongqiang pretended to be indifferent.

I finally got to the platform, and the bus just stopped. The boar rushed out impatiently, but the Coke Girl did not.

There are a lot of people getting off at this stop, but few getting on the bus. Lin Hongqiang saw that there was still a vacant seat in the last row, so he took the Coke girl's hand and walked to the back.

"Sit down!" Lin Hongqiang said very gentlemanly.

The Coke girl glanced at Lin Hongqiang and said, "You sit down!" I'm standing! ”

"Then I'll sit down!" Lin Hongqiang didn't push it, and sat down with a big grin.

As soon as I sat down, the bus suddenly braked suddenly. The Coke girl screamed and sat on Lin Hongqiang's lap.

Lin Hongqiang took advantage of the situation and hugged the waist of the cola girl. Her firm, fleshy buttocks were right on top of Lin Hongqiang's protrusions.

The Coke girl also felt a hard thing just below her.

"You let go of me!" The Coke girl writhed.

"Don't move, I didn't mean to!" Lin Hongqiang said and stood up, he asked the Coke girl to sit down, and he stood there by himself.

When the Coke girl saw Lin Hongqiang's place, she propped up a tall yurt. He pursed his lips and smiled.

"What are you laughing at! This is a normal reaction! Lin Hongqiang said.

The cola girl suddenly felt that Lin Hongqiang was not annoying, he was much better than a wild boar. At least Lin Hongqiang is a lover of personality!

"Sit down! Don't stand and be ashamed! The Coke girl said and stretched out her hand, pulling Lin Hongqiang and said.