Chapter 369: Practicing Yang Ye's Religion
Yan Ruju, study.
"So?"
"So the third child deliberately made you and your aunt laugh so that they could send me away."
Yang Ye helped the general secretary to add tea ceremony.
"Hahaha!"
The general secretary was overjoyed when he heard this, and then picked up the tea and said, "Xiao Yue'er, the three of them are also more than a year old, right?" ”
"It's hard to imagine that a two-year-old child has such a high IQ...... In the future, the development of the country will really depend on you advanced human beings. ”
"In fact, they are all childlikes, smart or smart, and they still can't get rid of the child's thoughts." Yang Ye said with a smile.
The general secretary nodded: "It's better to be a virgin, it's better than some adults who are so sinister." ”
Yang Ye seemed to hear something, put down the teacup and said, "Is there something wrong with Uncle?" ”
"Looking for you, naturally, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, have you ever heard of Luojiao?"
The general secretary picked up a hot steamed dumpling and dipped it in vinegar.
"Luojiao?"
Yang Ye thought for a moment and said, "There shouldn't be this sect in the Chinese religion, it's a cult organization that has appeared recently?" ”
"It's not a cult."
The general secretary pinched his chopsticks and said: "The god they worship is called: Da Luo Xuanqiong is the most holy Tongming Emperor." That person is you! ”
"Me?"
Yang Ye frowned after hearing this, and immediately said, "When did this happen?" ”
"Hehe, don't be nervous. According to the investigation of the six places, they didn't do anything illegal, just bye you. A smile tugged at the corner of the general secretary's mouth.
"The rise of Luojiao was about the end of 15 years, and now it is very popular in folk villages in southwest China such as Yunzhou......"
"It is said that all you need to do is write your wish on a special talisman. Roll it into a paper roll and wrap it with red string......"
"Then light the incense, worship three times and recite nine times, and the Emperor of the Great Luo Xuanqiong and the Most Holy Tongming Emperor will know that it is very effective."
"Hahaha......"
“……”
Yang Ye looked at the general secretary who was laughing loudly and showed a helpless expression: "What is the government going to do?" ”
"Hehe, it's good for someone to believe in you, and the country is not willing to accept folk beliefs."
The general secretary joked: "The relevant departments have launched an investigation into what is behind it." If someone deliberately uses your name to carry out illegal activities or smear your reputation, it will be resolutely banned. ”
"But they're just doing the faith."
"Did you find the organizer?" Yang Ye said cautiously.
At this time, the appearance of a religion in his name made Yang Ye a little worried.
In fact, when the general secretary learned about it at the beginning. I also think that someone deliberately organized a cult to frame Yang Ye. Or swagger under his banner.
But according to the results of the investigation during this time, it was found that this so-called 'Luo Sect' did not have any leaders or organizers, and it seemed to have appeared overnight.
The earliest time when the 'Luo faith' appeared was in June 15.
At that time, there was a woman in Yunzhou who was mentally ill. His family helped her see several doctors. I went to major hospitals but didn't get cured.
One evening, a middle-aged man dressed as a Taoist priest passed by and begged for water. When he saw that the daughter-in-law of the master's family was crazy, he taught the family how to 'cure the sick and drive out evil spirits.'
The so-called method is actually to find someone to make a god card. Write on the sign 'Da Luo Xuanqiong Most Holy Tongming Emperor. Yang Ye's position', let the crazy daughter-in-law visit every morning, noon and evening.
In addition, the Taoist also taught the master of this house to write a kind of Taoist talisman, and the content of the talisman is: Da Luo Xuanqiong manifests.
In fact, such talismans, including Taoist talismans, are written in the form of 'petitions'.
For example: please Taishang Laojun, invite the general to come here, invite the Bodhisattva to appear, and so on......
It's just that the font is written in compilation, so it looks mysterious.
In layman's terms, a charm is an email that communicates with the gods, which is equivalent to a text message.
……
"You see, 5 cents a piece, people only charge paper and ink money."
The general secretary smiled and took out a piece of yellow paper from his wallet and handed it to Yang Ye.
Yang Ye pinched the Dao Talisman between his two fingers, and saw that what was written on the Dao Talisman was: [Da Luo Xuanqiong Manifestation].
And the word 'Yangye' is also written under the word 'spirit'.
"The psychopath recovered?"
"No recovery, not so many believers."
The general secretary said while eating: "According to the father-in-law, after the daughter-in-law worshiped for 7 days, she suddenly howled and cried one night. Woke up the family and went to inquire. ”
At this time, the daughter-in-law had already recovered her senses and said: crying because she felt that she had caused too much trouble to the family, and said that she would be filial to the second elder in the future.
"Originally, no one in the family cared, but when I got up the next day, I found that my daughter-in-law began to take care of the housework, just like a normal person! So they began to believe in this 'emperor'. ”
"Two months later, the family took her to the city for a psychiatric examination, and the result was normal."
"There are a lot of things like this in the local area. Hehehe, you tell me honestly, did you use some spell to take a good look at them? ”
"Uncle, don't embarrass me. I can't even cure my own mental illness, how can I treat others? ”
Speaking of this, Yang Ye suddenly smiled and said, "You don't think that Taoist priest is my deputy personality, right?" You have wronged me, I have been under the public eye for the past two years, where is the time? ”
"But it's also strange, did the middle-aged Taoist find it? Did you leave any road numbers? ”
"Nope."
The general secretary shook his head and said: "The investigator said that the Taoist priest's name is Zhao Kun, and the Taoist number is only one, but the archives of the National Taoist Association have not been found. ”
"Zhao Kun? One is 'positive', Zhao Kun...... Looking for ......"
Hearing this, Yang Ye suddenly remembered the words 'Zhao Zhengfei'.
Since the failure of the assassination of Deng Minghua, Zhao Zhengfei has not been traced, and in the past three years, Yang Ye has also asked people from nine places to pay attention, but he seems to have evaporated from the world.
"Could it be a hint left by Master Zhao? Let me go to Kunlun Mountain to find him? ”
"Xiao Ye, I didn't say this to trouble you, just to ask casually. Maybe there is a god with the same name and surname as you in mythology. ”
"I know." Yang Ye put away his thoughts and smiled: "I also have something to discuss with you." ”
"You know about the Martians lately, right? I'd like to take a trip to Mars next month aboard the Blue Whale. ”
……
After lunch, living room.
"Husband. You're not a Martian, so why are you going to Mars? Is it okay not to go? Wang Shiru said.
"Not good! I'm going too! ”
Without waiting for Yang Ye to speak, Xiao Yang Yue threw herself into her father's arms and kicked her mother Wang Shiru away.
The mother and son of the rivalry began to fight when they became pregnant, and they have been fighting with each other until now.
After being kicked by her daughter, Shiru gritted her teeth and glared at her: You wait for the old lady!
And Xiao Yangyue is now covered by her father, and she is not afraid of her mother's intimidation at all, pinching her nose and grimacing at Shiru.
"Okay, don't make a fuss."
Yang Ye interrupted her daughter's small movements and said, "It's not that there is no return. Now the distance between Earth and Mars is only about 60 million miles, and it can be reached in 2 days according to the speed of the Blue No. ”
"You don't know, but there are people living underneath Mars. And it's very close to us humans. ”
"I'll go. Are there really Martians? ”
Wang Shiru blurted out after hearing this, and her daughter immediately pointed out: "Mom, you swear and spank you!" ”
"Get out of the way. I want a girl to teach my mother a lesson. See if I don't strangle you! ”
"Okay, third. Don't make trouble when your husband is here. ”
Feiyan looked at Yang Ye after stopping Shiru's mother and daughter from arguing: "Then what are governments going to do?" Is the Mars mission still being implemented? ”
"Go ahead." Yang Ye nodded.
"Aren't they dead?"
Wang Yan's eyes widened and said: "20 super atomic bombs can lift up the Martian earth, by the way, how is their scientific and technological strength?" ”
"As it stands. The technological level of the Martians is equivalent to that of European ...... in the 18th century"
Saying that, Yang Ye briefly told their mother and son what they had learned these days.
Half an hour later, Yang Ye took the coffee handed by Feiyan and said, "In fact, according to the depth of the cave where they are, it is impossible to completely exterminate the Martians. ”
"After the No. 3 probe Qì people entered the Martian city, they found that they were a very large underground city system......"
"Bigger than the underground city that Ping An is building now?" Wang Shiru opened a banana and stuffed it to her daughter.
"Much bigger."
Yang Ye looked at the mother and daughter of the rival family and smiled:
"According to the detection of the Jiqì people, that city is more than 100 square kilometers and the population is also very dense."
"And in the past week, there have been a lot of Martians suspected of being cities from other countries, and we estimate that the area of Martian underground cities is at least more than 10,000 square kilometers, with a population of more than 50 million."
"So much?"
Feiyan frowned and said: "If we transform Mars well, when these Martians return to the ground, won't they pick up a ready-made one?" ”
"Not bad."
Yang Ye said: "Now countries are worried about this. ”
"If you go to war, at most some of them will be wiped out, and the others may hide deep underground with hatred, and even if they move into Mars, they will not be able to do so."
"Settle peacefully, and I'm afraid that they will take over after Mars is transformed."
"So the most appropriate way now is to explain the intention of transformation to the Martian government first. And an agreement was reached. ”
"With this contract, even if mankind has some sovereignty over Mars, even if it fights, it can be regarded as famous."
"But most people have language barriers, and it's too late to learn now, so I want to use brain waves to communicate directly with those Martians."
"There is also an advanced evolutionary among the Martians, who is much more developed than me, and there is a lady who can send brain waves into electronic signals to communicate with me."
"I also want to meet her this time, maybe I can find a new direction for brain development."
"I'll go, this woman is so perverted?"
Wang Shiru tore her daughter away and threw herself into Yang Ye's arms and said, "Husband, is it okay not to go?" In case that woman takes a fancy to you and wants to keep you as the king of the village, then aren't the three of us widows? ”
"Xiaoyue, the three of them won't have a father. Woowoo woo ......"
"Hehehe......"
Yang Ye chuckled and said, "Don't forget, I'm not alone, and Paul." We've joined forces ......"
"Even if she is a god, she will kneel."
…… (To be continued......)