Chapter 148: Virtual Dad (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
"Is your site still going to work? Wouldn't it be ready to cheat customers out of the last money and then run away? Jiang Younan asked Meilin.
"Cut! It will definitely work, we are such a big company as Taoba.com, one of the top 500 companies in the Kingdom of God, with a market value of more than 100 billion, how can we cheat you out of this little money. Mei Lin emphasized loudly, and when she saw Jiang Younan still looking at her in disbelief, Mei Lin immediately said: "These are all popular!" It's going to sell fast, just pull it down. ”
Jiang Younan listened to Mei Lin's words and slowly pulled the page of Taobao to the lowest...... Not to mention, there really is a dad on this Taobao network...... It's just that when Jiang Younan saw the photo introduction and price of his father, three black lines couldn't help but pop up in his black brain!!
Because the photo that appeared in front of Jiang Younan's eyes was a super invincible, pure, cute and fresh fat man, although what this little fat man was doing at this time was peeking at a certain girl in the bathroom to wash the paper, but Jiang Younan still thought that the owner of this photo was full of festival value!
Because...... Isn't this Jiang Younan himself!!
Product name: Jiang Younan
Product desciption: A very shameless, obscene, despicable and extremely good, lustful dead fat man, in addition to eating, drinking, having fun and watching sister paper, the only advantage is to be able to find a sense of superiority from him!
Right! Superiority!
Are you still worried about your weight loss? Come to Jiang Younan's father to find a sense of superiority, and let Jiang Younan's father tell you the experience of losing weight and gaining ten pounds.
Are you still worried about your grades? Come to Jiang Younan's father to find a sense of superiority, and let Jiang Younan's father tell you that you won't end up if you score ten points.
Only 9.9 soft sister coins, real good quality and low price, only 9.9 soft girl coins, real Tong Suo no deception, as long as 9.9 soft girl coins, this is the price of a hamburger!
Such a good dad, what are you still hesitating about, hurry up and click your purchase button!
"......" Jiang Younan looked at Mei Lin speechlessly, he was only shot 9.9, but ...... Jiang Younan shouted to Mei Lin: "This is your new business? ”
"Not really!" Mei Lin pointed to a blank picture with the word "virtual" written on the back of Jiang Younan's picture and said, "This is our new business!" ”
"......" Jiang Younan looked at Mei Lin, and was speechless for a while-you don't even have a source of goods, please don't say it so solemnly, okay!!
Mei Lin saw Jiang Younan's appearance and understood Jiang Younan's thoughts, so she immediately explained: "Our new business doesn't need a dad, because we are going to focus on some virtual dads." ”
"Virtual dad? What is this? Jiang Younan didn't understand even more, why did Dad still have a virtual one?
"A virtual dad is a dad who doesn't exist in reality!" Merlin replied.
"If it doesn't exist in reality, then what's the use of it." Jiang Younan continued to ask.
"Because it doesn't exist in reality, we can solve the problem of my dad being out of stock in reality." Merlin replied.
"But who would spend soft girl coins to buy useless things!" Jiang Younan exclaimed: "You Taodad is enough to cheat your father, but you don't want to pit it to this point!" ”
In Jiang Younan's opinion, isn't the only use of this kind of one-time dad without any family affection and affection is to let him pretend, force and help him solve things? If even this one can make him feel like he is deprived of the happiness that can make him feel everywhere, then what fun is there for Jiang Younan?
Some people will feel that Jiang Younan will be very snobbish like this, but Jiang Younan, who has been fatherless and motherless since he was a child, has longed for and longed for the feelings between his parents, and has even dreamed about what it is like for countless nights, but he has not experienced it himself, and naturally he will not understand what that feeling is.
Mei Lin heard Jiang Younan's question and understood where Jiang Younan didn't understand, so she patiently explained: "Although this dad is only virtual and will not appear in reality, he can still let you enjoy a lot of benefits; For example, the link between father and son that you know about the Tao often gets some genetics or abilities between two people, right? ”
"Hmm!" Jiang Younan nodded.
"This virtual dad is like that, he doesn't appear in real life, but he still allows you to gain this ability; Even because this is the new business direction of Taoba.com, we will work harder on this 'genetic ability', so that the probability in this area is significantly higher than before. ”
"In other words, your business this time is ...... Genetic avatar abilities!! Jiang Younan was shocked, doesn't this mean that if he buys a virtual superman dad, then he will become a superman!?
"Yes!" Mei Lin nodded to Jiang Younan, confirming that Jiang Younan's idea was correct!
Seeing Mei Lin's confirmation, Jiang Younan immediately clicked on the picture that said "virtual".
Tip: After you click Buy, can you enter the genetic ability you want to get? We will choose your satisfactory dad as much as possible according to your requirements.
(Note: The selected dad does not guarantee 100% meeting the requirements, if there is any error, this website is not responsible, and the final interpretation right belongs to Taoba.com.) )
Jiang Younan was a little bit, and Taodad popped up such a prompting pop-up window.
Before Jiang Younan could start spraying, Mei Lin took the lead to explain: "Because this business is new, everything is not perfect in many aspects, and all of them can only be regarded as an internal beta version; Of course, this price has become very cheap because of this, only 300 soft girl coins. ”
"You have to pay for the trial!!" Jiang Younan is not calm, you can use it for internal testing, but you still have to collect money, and as soon as you collect it, it is 300 soft sister coins, and you must know that you only sell it for 9.9!!
"Free to buy and sell...... You don't have to buy it......" Merlin said, "I didn't force you. ”
"Buy! Why don't you buy it! Jiang Younan saw that he couldn't get a discount from Meilin, and he wasn't verbose, so he directly clicked the buy button - don't you buy a stupid hat? Now the soft sister coin can't buy anything else!
Jiang Younan immediately entered his request after clicking buy!
This time, Jiang Younan summed up things in the battle with terrorists, such as the opponent can always bully himself with the length of their hands and feet, such as that he is not fast enough when he escapes, for example, his attack power is not strong enough, such as his body is not able to block bullets, etc......
These own shortcomings must be solved, and those clairvoyant eyes, telekinesis, transformation techniques, a somersault of 108,000 miles and other abilities are of course indispensable, and their own 300 soft sister coins can't be spent in vain!
Jiang Younan immediately lost on the required conditions......
First of all, I want my hands and feet to be longer!
Secondly, and be able to escape quickly!
Third, it can knock enemies away with one punch!
Fourth, my brother must be able to block bullets!
Fifth, we must be able to fly to the heavens and the earth, turn stones into gold, and destroy the universe...... Hey? Why can't this page be written?,Fortunately, there's a next......
Jiang Younan clicked on the next and wanted to turn to the second page to continue writing his requirements, but Taodad suddenly prompted: "Your request has been accepted, and we will give you additional genetic ability after selecting a father who meets the conditions, and the specific time is to be determined......
"Wait! I haven't typed it yet! And what does this time to be determined? Jiang Younan shouted loudly at Taoda.com, but Taoda.com is just a system, how could he answer; Jiang Younan turned his head and glanced at Mei Lin again, wanting Mei Lin to give an explanation!
As a result, Mei Lin immediately said: "This is a new business, and I don't know anything." After Mei Lin finished speaking, she ran away with a brush.
"Pit daddy, !!"
"What happened to the dead fat man?" Listening to the voice coming from Jiang Younan's room, Wang Fangfei, who was cooking, asked Lin Xiaoshuang beside her.
"Maybe it's because we think we're going to supervise him in the evenings?" Lin Xiaoshuang responded jokingly.
When Wang Fangfei heard this, she and Lin Xiaoshuang looked at each other and smiled.
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Wang Fangfei and Lin Xiaoshuang are a little sister, a good girl, the previous relationship was not good, both of them looked down on each other, this is like water and fire, they can't be blended together by nature; But after such a long time together, the relationship between the two has eased a lot, and they even have a common goal!
The exchange group of Little Japan has returned to Japan after the exchange, and Jiang Younan does not know what the results of the exchange are.
Regarding the rescue of the Yuanqiang, Jiang Younan only knew that Lu Dao had been rescued, but what happened to the casualties and Tang Yongming, Jiang Younan still did not know.
Because the lunar New Year is early this year, it will be celebrated in mid-February, so there will be a final exam in January, so that because there are many students, classrooms and invigilators can be arranged slowly, and at the same time, students can leave more than ten days to go home early, so that they will not be unable to buy or encounter the Spring Festival.
And Jiang Younan, as a senior student, because the course ends early, the exam will naturally be much earlier than the other three grades, basically in the first batch of exams, and even after they all finish the exams, it will be a few days before it is the turn of the other grades, so in this case, Jiang Younan can only be forced by the second daughter to go to the library every day to review the final exam.
At the beginning, Jiang Younan was still very unhappy; But after a period of time, Jiang Younan found that this was actually quite happy!
Let's not mention that there are two big beauties around me every day, the envy and jealousy of the other boys in the library are enough to satisfy Jiang Younan's vanity!
In short, it is still the same sentence: "Good cabbage makes the pig arch!" ”
Even for a long time after that, in order to let others show him adoring eyes, Jiang Younan was reluctant to surf the Internet at home, and he had to take Wang Fangfei and Lin Xiaoshuang to the library to study.
(To be continued)
At the end of the month, everyone else is starting to ask for a monthly pass, so I'll ask for a recommendation ticket; Anyway, the recommendation ticket is free, and the great god doesn't want it, so just smash it to the pig......