Chapter 33: The Contest
The huge right foot really made two hands grab it, and Li Er and Huang Ji leaned over. Huang Ji wants to catch that hand and relieve the huge siege. Li Er stopped him. When the two of them came to the shore, each took his own belt, and one of them tied one of the wrists of the water ghost, and shouted to the giant: "Pull up!" The three of them worked together to drag the huge water ghost to the shore. The three of them looked through the moonlight, and what kind of water ghost it was, it was a naked drowning person. The rolling garden that drinks water from the stomach is like a pot buckled on the belly. Huge and small grew up on the edge of the bay. I've seen quite a few drowned children. I also know how to rescue, generally the child is carried to the back of the cow, lying horizontally, with both ends low and high in the middle, so that the water in the stomach flows out. Da Da instructed Li Er: "Hurry up to the breeding house to fetch the cattle." β
Li Er said: "After so many years of dividing the land, three watches in the middle of the night, where can I go to get cattle?" β
Huang said: "Is it okay to pile lime into the shape of a saddle?" β
Pangda said: "I can't find a cow, so I can make do with something." The three men made the saddle-shaped mound of lime with their hands and feet, and lifted the man up to his stomach, and after a while the water flowed down the corner of the man's mouth. Huge thought it was flowing slowly, and pressed the man's back hard with his hand. It didn't take long for the water to drain clean. Pang Dog stretched out his left hand, pressed it on the back of the man's heart, held it with his right hand, and violently hit his left hand, hitting it back and forth until eight times, to see if there was any movement. It's a little discouraged. Li Er saw that he was still a little short, so he took the initiative to stretch out his right hand and put it on the man's back. Huge heart secretly happy, today Li Erke made a miscalculation, and stretched out his hand to fight me. Seeing that I don't give him a hard time, his paws are red and swollen, it would be better if he could break two fingers, thinking so, he clenched his right hand, used his strength to eat, aimed at Li Er's right palm, and smashed it hard. Li Er didn't dodge, and when the huge fist fell halfway, he quickly moved his right hand away, and his left hand had already pushed the huge left palm over, and the huge found that he was deceived, and it was too late to retract his strength, and he smashed his fist on his left palm, and he sighed in pain, and he couldn't care about the water ghost, so he held his left hand with his right hand, bent over on the field, and turned in circles with a painful mouth.
Huang Jiji suddenly shouted in surprise: "Move, move." β
Huge - listen to people live, don't care about hand pain. Hurriedly leaned over and said, "Hurry up and help him sit down, let him catch his breath, and he will be able to speak in a while, I know this." β
Li Er quickly helped the man up and sat down as he said, and let him lean on himself. It didn't take much effort, but the man straightened himself and sat down. Li Er took the cigarette off his mouth and inserted it into his mouth. The man took two puffs and coughed violently, he handed the cigarette back to Li Er, tilted his head and gasped for a long time before it slowly subsided.
Da Da came up to him and asked him, "Old man, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing hiding under the water?" It's weird and scary, grab people and fall hard, ordinary people really can't hold you up, scare me. If it weren't for my huge water quality, I would have to ask you to fall down and feed the fish this time, and in the future, this joke will not be made, and the drowned person will pay for his life. β
The water ghost smiled bitterly: "Where am I hiding under the water?" I was drowned and drowning underwater, but fortunately you saved me, otherwise I would have entered the Yama Hall with this effort. β
Li Er asked him, "Who pushed you down?" The man shook his head. Li Er asked again: "It's not someone else who pushes you, you must have committed suicide by throwing yourself into the water, and you can't take this path when you encounter something big." Is it a career failure? Or is the wife messing up the divorce? Or is it corrupt and facing jail time? Those who commit suicide for love are both men and women. β
Li Er asked, the man shook his head, and Li Er said everything he could think of one by one. He denied it. It's not, that's not right either. Why did you jump into the water? Li Er couldn't guess correctly, so he proposed to ask him to talk about it himself.
"I called to drink wine twice at noon, the weather was hot, my heart was bored, so I came to the dam to take a bath, I wanted to cool down, sober up, but jumped into the water, the cold water was excited, the left leg cramped, I hurriedly used my right foot to kick the left leg, I didn't want the right leg to start cramping, I desperately flapped with both hands, and finally, it still sank, the more I drank the water, the more my body sank, and I fell to the bottom of the water. In the drowsiness, I felt a big fish swim past me, and I grabbed the tail of the big fish, and it was the big fish that brought me out of the water. I didn't expect you to save me. The man turned over and gave the three of them a look. Li Er hurriedly grabbed him.
Da asked him, "Where are you, I won't live far away from you." β
"I'm the owner of the restaurant opposite." The man said to the giant, "I also beat you for food, have you forgotten?"
He approached the man, looked at the man's face, and did not answer, but grabbed the man by the arm and dragged him to the edge of the dam to throw him back into the water. He was still scolding: "I knew it was you, and I called my grandfather three times, and I didn't save you."
Li Er stopped the huge and persuaded: "Didn't you really eat food in other people's restaurants, even if he didn't beat you at that time, you still have to give people money for food, right?" Once upon a time, you and I ate at the Abduction Restaurant, and it became a habit not to pay for it, so how could you do it here? This is outside, not our hometown. If you eat a smooth mouth, you have to change it later. Not only you, but also me, have to change. Of course, it's not right for him to beat you for the sake of food. But on the other hand, have you ever taken the initiative to pay for your meal? If the boss hadn't kicked you out of the restaurant and kept eating like that, there were three bulldozers, and I'm afraid you would have eaten all the time. Don't say it from afar. If no one restrains you, you can get bigger and bigger, and it is very likely that you will eat your abduction clinic. What does it mean to sit and eat empty? A mountain can be eaten, let alone a small clinic in your house. β
Pangda said: "Li Er, what you mean, he beat me justifiably, right?" It's a blessing in disguise, and I'm getting a lot of money, isn't it? Tomorrow, I will ask him to beat you up, so that you can also taste the taste of being beaten! β
Li Er said with a smile: "The taste of being beaten is definitely not as pleasant as the taste of sleeping with a little lotus in your arms." As soon as he mentioned the little lotus, he was deflated first, Li Er, this guy, really doesn't open a pot and slips a pot.
The owner of the hotel said: "Benefactor, I have been offended many times in the past, but I have eyes and do not know gold and jade." Tomorrow at noon, I will prepare a little wine in my small shop to thank the three benefactors for saving their lives. As for the 10,000 yuan for food, all of them will be waived, and the bulldozer will be driven out at noon tomorrow. No matter how cheap my life is, it is worth more than that bulldozer. β
Huge couldn't believe his ears, and he asked the restaurant owner twice in a row. The reply was the same, i.e., drive the bulldozer out at noon tomorrow. 10,000 yuan is free of charge. Put a huge happy jump three feet high. The big stone that had been pressed in his heart all day finally fell to the ground, and he suddenly felt relieved. The hands and feet are strong, the mood is smooth, even the stars in the sky, he glanced at it, they are several times brighter than in the past, the white clouds in the sky are fluttering, the breeze is blowing, the wind is refreshing, and the body is light without debt. It was a beautiful night.
The owner of the hotel said, "You go over and talk to my wife and ask her to find a car to get me back." β
It was so huge that he jumped and ran to the hotel to deliver the letter, but he asked the proprietress to beat him back with a stick. Not only did he fight hugely, but he also chased him to the lime field with a stick. The reason is that the huge patronage saves people, and the boss waives the meal fee, so he is happy, he forgot to wear pants, and was misunderstood by the proprietress, and beat him out as a hooligan with a stick, and he was still angry, and chased him until the lime field, and saw that several people in front of him were naked, squatting on the ground, and smoking around her man. Then he turned his head outwards and shouted, "Put on your clothes first, put on your clothes first." By saying this, she reminded everyone in the lime field. Everyone scattered and fled, and each of them found his own clothes and hurriedly put them on his body. Li Er shouted at the giant: "Belt, what are you doing with my belt?" "Huge said he didn't take it. Li Er was still thinking about it, the pants didn't move in this area, who took the belt away?
The boss said, "The belt is on my wrist, come and get it, it's fine." β
Li Er and Huang Jiji came to the hotel owner with their pants one after the other, first smiled, nodded at the proprietress embarrassedly, untied each person's belt from the hotel owner's wrist, and tied the waist of his pants neatly. This kung fu, the boss has already told his wife about the matter, in general. The proprietress threw the stick and gave the three of them a slap when she lay on the ground. Pang, Li Er hurriedly helped her up, she was going to find a car to pull her man home. Li Er saw that it was getting late, and he was afraid that the car would not be easy to find, so he discussed the huge amount and asked him to carry the hotel owner back. Pangda was about to volunteer to carry people, and he didn't want to coincide with Li Er, so he immediately squatted down, and Li Er and Huang Jiji were on the side, gently erecting the hotel owner and supporting him on Pangda's back. Huge stood up and walked out of the lime field with the hotel owner on his back, Li Er and Huang Jiji were protected on both sides, and with a cigarette, the hotel owner was sent home steadily, and the proprietress thanked the three of them out of the house.
On the second day, Li Er and Hong Shun bought gifts and went to visit the hotel owner. At this time, the owner of the hotel had returned to his normal state, and saw the three of them come in with gifts. Quickly let the three of them into the house, and they lit cigarettes and tea, very enthusiastic. After a few polite words. The boss took the initiative to ask Hong Shun to drive the bulldozer out and get it to the lime field opposite to store it. Li Er said a lot of words of thanks, needless to say. It was not yet eleven o'clock, and the boss and his wife had already prepared the food and drinks. Invite three people to take a seat. Before taking a seat, Hong Shun hurriedly got up and said to Li Er: "I'll drive the bulldozer to the construction site, and by the way, I'll change the yellow technique back." β
Li Er nodded, and Hong Shun went to replace him. On this effort, the proprietress also handed the huge list together with the 10,000 yuan IOU to the huge hand, and the huge took the list and the IOU, read it again, and put it in her pocket with a red face. Li Er took out two thousand yuan from his bag, handed it to Pangda, who stuffed the money into the hands of the proprietress and said, "I'm really embarrassed, after eating so many meals, this money is not even enough for half of it." That's what I can do. No matter how much, if you accept it, my heart will be a little more steady, and if I don't accept it at all, I feel uncomfortable. The two sides shirked several times, but Li Er still forcibly put the money into the boss's pocket.
At the dinner table, Li Er sat down on the main seat, and personally picked up the chicken head, which symbolized nobility, and shook it in front of everyone, and then put it into the bowl, grinning all the big people's mouth. During the banquet, the boss and his wife frequently toasted the three of them. The three of them were also happy. Drink it well. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Hong Shun led Zhang Fengxian into the door one step at a time. Li Er hurriedly introduced the boss and his wife: "My eldest sister, my wife." Turning to Zhang Fengxian, he said again: "Boss Wang of the hotel and his wife." β
Zhang Fengxian shook hands with the two very warmly: "Thank you, our family Li Er is working here, and he has caused you trouble, he is straightforward and fast-talking, and I will ask you to take more responsibility and help in the future." After speaking, she sat down on the chair that the proprietress had moved for her, and after sitting firmly, she moved the chair towards Li Er's side.
Da Da pointed at Zhang Fengxian and said, "Have you seen it?" You don't lean the chair on him, and I know that you two are two. Li Er's life is good, such a virtuous daughter-in-law on the stall, Changjun doesn't say anything, she is very obedient, she beats the dog, she will never scold the chicken, it is really greedy. β
Zhang Fengxian smiled and said: "Eat your meal, Liu Xueyin praised you everywhere." In a word, he bowed his head. No more speech.
Li Er said: "Hurry up and get the bulldozer back." As long as the bulldozer is returned to Zhuangli, the rumors will be self-defeating. Your wife's misunderstanding of you will be resolved naturally. Stay at home for a few days, serve your wife, you can come back if you want, you can not come back, whatever you want. β
Huge said with some embarrassment: "One is freight, the other is Hong Shun, he has to go home and drive the bulldozer to the village machine room, and report to Lao Yu by the way." He asked me to take care of the bulldozer, and I had to give him an account. β
Li Er said: "Let's go back and talk about it, drink." I saluted Boss Wang with a cup. β
Hong Shun looked at Li Er, as if he had something to say, Li Er said to him: "If you have something to say, Boss Wang is not an outsider." "Dao Shun said such a thing: two men and two women came to the construction site, riding two motorcycles around the construction site several times, all four of them wore sunglasses, the man's bald head, and the woman's long hair shawl. I asked them what was the matter, and they saw that I was not the leader, so they asked me to tell you that tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock they will come to you and say something to make a bowl of rice to eat, and it doesn't look like they are here to work. Hong Shun said, shaking his head slightly, Li Er asked Hong Shun to go back. Things he will take care of.
After Hong Shun left, Li Er looked at Boss Wang with an inquiring gaze and asked him if he knew the true origin of these people?
Boss Wang was very scruples about this, and he whispered: "In the past six months, there has been an iron-legged gang in the flatland, bullying others, not only buying and selling, but also scraping the ground everywhere and collecting protection money. It is estimated that someone saw that your project was progressing smoothly and reported it to them, asking for some money to spend. Hey, Boss Li, let's get some chicken blood, you can't afford sheep blood. If he wants to open his mouth and ask for ox blood, you will finish this project, go home early, and save yourself and lose your personal wealth. β
Li Er said angrily: "Lao Tzu can't be cured, he is born to be the nemesis of the Iron Leg Gang, specializing in treating these dog offal, and he is in a hurry, I even went to his aunt and grandmother to marry his family, and I specially washed Lao Tzu's feet and beat his back." β
Boss Wang said, "Be quiet, I'm doing this for your good." It's really not good, I'll ask the people to pay as little tribute as possible. If you don't pull out a dime, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass this level. β
Zhang Fengxian didn't say a word from beginning to end, his face was blue with anger, and Li Er scolded the Iron Leg Gang. She couldn't stop it. Keep hatred only in mind. Just wait for someone to come tomorrow, she wants to see who pretends to be Zhang Tiejiao's name to swindle and cheat people's money! Don't spare him! Except for Li Er, no one here knew her details, and she didn't break it, and let Li Er scold her indiscriminately.
It was not yet ten o'clock on the second day, Boss Wang took a few boxes of good cigarettes, carried 3,000 yuan in his pocket, and came to Li Er's construction site with anxiety. He is also kind-hearted, afraid that Li Er will suffer a big loss from outsiders. First, Li Er and the others saved their lives, and secondly, they also wanted to get acquainted with this Iron Leg Gang in case they would deal with them in the future. As for carrying 3,000 yuan, it was to help Li Er, in case the money brought by Li Er was not enough to deal with the situation, he could save Li Er. Of course, it couldn't be better.
There was nothing unusual on the construction site, a group of villagers were shoveling ash and dust, and Huang Technology was drawing a gray line with the giant. Li Er sat in front of the temporary shed on the construction site, his wife was afraid of the sun, so she wore a straw hat and sat behind Li Er, and gently beat Li Er's back. Li Er saw that Boss Wang cared about himself so much, and he was afraid that he would suffer a loss, so he personally came forward to protect him, and he was moved in his heart, and he was a little unhappy. Hurriedly got up and beckoned him to sit beside him, took out a cigarette, handed one to Boss Wang, and then took out a lighter and respectfully lit it for him. The two men began to speak. At ten o'clock, two people came, among which Zhao Wu was leading the way, and the guy behind him had a bald head, wearing sunglasses, holding his head high, full of style, and a domineering posture. When he came to him, Zhao Wu said to Li Er: "This is a friend on the road," and said to the person who came: "This is Boss Li, and he is the one who knows magic." β
Li Er nodded, took a matza and asked someone to sit down, and he didn't respect cigarettes or tea, but just asked him: "What are you looking for me, there are no outsiders here, you might as well say it directly." β
The person who came shouted: "Don't be afraid of outsiders, brothers have to eat, see how well you are doing on the construction site." Presumably made a fortune. It's not appropriate to have all the money in your hands. Take some out, the brothers mean, make friends. β
Li Er smiled: "Anyway, how much does it cost?" β
The person who came stretched out three fingers: "Thirty thousand." β
Li Er said: "The money is not much, but I don't have it." When the project is settled, how about I offer it? β
"No way!" The person who came glared: "I'll collect the money tomorrow at this time." The rules set by the Iron Legs cannot be changed. β
Zhang Fengxian turned around, held a stone slab more than two fingers thick, broke it in half as easily as breaking the head of a pot, and said to the visitor: "I don't have a penny." Tomorrow I will wait here to call some of you from the Iron Legs to come to me, and if you are rude, I will have to break his legs. Get out of here, delaying Boss Li's rest. You can't afford to lose. β
People who came to see that Zhang Fengxian's kung fu was not shallow, and with his ability, he was definitely not an opponent, so he did not dare to act rashly. I had to grit my teeth, swallow the breath in front of me, and drop a sentence before leaving: "Good boy Li Er, dare to go against the Iron Legs Gang, I will never spare you this time." Call this helper to scare me, and see me go back and report to the boss, and come tomorrow to clean you up. After saying that, he was angry and secretly ran away. The owner of the hotel raised his hand to say something, but was stopped by Li Er and didn't say anything. He was afraid that things would not end well if they got bigger.
Li Er said: "Tomorrow, his boss will come and see how I, Li Er, fight that bastard." Hearing him say this, Zhang Fengxian pursed her lips and smiled secretly. She gently gave Li Er a continuous beating on the back, Li Er turned around, rolled up his sleeves, exposed his arms, and reached out to clench his fist: "Look at my iron fist, look at this muscle." He said to Boss Wang and Zhao Wu: "As the saying goes, if you want to know, follow along." My wife has slept with me for so many years, and she has learned my kung fu only four or five percent, and you have only seen her advantages and disadvantages, such a thick slate, broken in half. She's so brave, not to mention her teacher. The stakes are ruthless. β
Boss Wang and Zhao Wu didn't know that Li Er was blowing blindly, and nodded vigorously. Leaning back and closing Zhang Fengxianle, she secretly thought in her heart: I have been with him for so many years, why didn't I find out that he still has such a problem with blowing.
It was not yet ten o'clock, and Zhao Wu and Boss Wang came to the construction site early. They came to see the excitement. Especially that Zhao Wu, who led the people of the Iron Leg Gang yesterday to look for Li Er, but the people of the Iron Leg Gang fled in the desert. Zhao Wu didn't go with that person. Today, the Iron Legs are coming for revenge. There must have been a fight between the two sides. It doesn't matter who wins or who loses. The main thing is to watch a lively. Li Er is very calm in his heart, he eats when he should eat, he drinks when he should drink, what iron legs help wooden legs, he doesn't believe in evil. The state is to protect the people, and the expressway is a national key project. How can you make a few people stir up? Party A has a police station, which can directly summon and detain criminal suspects. The Iron Legs scare the workers on the construction site and ask for a few small bucks. If it does not affect the progress of the project, if it does affect the progress of the project. The police station cannot sit idly by. Why don't Party A set up a police station? Therefore, Li Er is not afraid of those ruffians. What's more, his wife Zhang Fengxian happened to be by his side. This increased Li Er's confidence and confidence. He always firmly believes that evil does not prevail over good, and that justice in the world will eventually triumph over evil. The ferocity of the evil that has taken place for a while is the tail of the rabbit on the mountain of flowersβit can't grow. Because of his righteousness, the bald boy yesterday brought his boss to the construction site, and Li Er didn't take it to heart.
The eldest of the people came to the temporary shed, and Zhao Wu had already moved out a chair for him to sit down. This person is hungry and fleshy, bearded, garden-headed, bald, and at first glance belongs to the type of reckless man with developed limbs and a simple mind. He heard from his subordinates that the construction site boss had found a helper, and he was still an old lady. Very disapproving. He always thinks that old ladies are just cooking pots, making beds and stacking quilts, and belching for men's fun, how can they have any martial arts? Playing with a big sword and a gun is a man's business. Therefore, he didn't take Zhang Fengxian in his eyes from the beginning. I didn't treat her as dry food at all. I saw Zhang Fengxian wearing a straw hat, squatting on the ground, and carefully washing Li Er's feet. Not only washed, but also washed very carefully, one toe by toe, and each toe was rubbed clean with fingers. He was really impatient to wait, so he shouted in a loud voice: "Let's not touch those two feet first, okay?" Let's get down to business first, do you pay the money or not? If you want to know the current affairs, pay the money, we are still good friends. If we don't know how to lift, we will end up, and life and death will be according to the destiny of heaven. β
Zhang Fengxian didn't hurry to wipe Li Er's feet clean, put on a, and put leather shoes on Li Er's feet. Only then did he slowly stand up. His face sank, and he asked in a low voice: "What is the sect and sect of the teacher, report the name,"
"We don't change our name, we don't change our surname. Zhang Tie's disciple Zhang Biao is also. β
Zhang Fengxian sneered: "Zhang Biao? Or also? It's called a joke for the people of the rivers and lakes. The dragon and phoenix are auspicious, and they will be in charge for ten thousand years. β
Zhang Biao didn't know what Zhang Fengxian said about the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang, what the 10,000-year role meant, and said impatiently: "Don't be wordy, still take the role for 10,000 years, you still have 10,000 years of iron mile, if you don't take the money, let's compare and compare." Boss Li, you hide behind and get a girl to block the car, are you still a gentleman? β
Li Er stepped forward and asked Zhang Biao, "Have you ever brought a car?" β
Zhang Biao asked, "I have a van waiting underneath." β
Li Er said, "Call your car to come up, so that I can take you to the hospital." β
Zhang Biao was furious, bent down and twisted his waist, and lifted his leg to take Li Er's slanted shoulder strap and back one leg. said that it was too late, Zhang Fengxian saw that he was fierce and powerful, and hurriedly took Li Er into his arms with both hands, and his right leg quickly raised to meet Zhang Biao's kick. The legs intersected, and with a "squeak", Zhang Biao fell to the ground in response, his feet were crooked to the side, and his right calf was broken in two! Never get up again. He sat on the ground, holding his broken leg in both hands, and cold sweat was streaming down his face. He was still unconvinced: "This revenge is not a gentleman, wait for me to report to my master, one leg for the other, people with iron legs are not so easy to bully!" β
Zhang Fengxian said: "I'll wait for you for three days, and if it's overdue, I'll ask your master to come and excuse me, if you can't say anything, I'll call the door and demolish his nest." Creak! β