Chapter 216, the roof has been punched holes!

Mother?

Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan had a feeling of five thunders.

They were given this title by Fang Yan to Ye Wenrou, and Lei De was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

The tough, violent, and beautiful Miss Ye Wenrou, how did she become the little uncle's mother?

Ye Wenrou's beating of the little uncle has become the norm of life like Ultraman beating the little monster, how can such two people be mother and son?

"Which mother is willing to beat her son like this." Fang Yingying thought sadly. He felt that Uncle Xiao was so pitiful.

Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan are insiders, so they are only shocked by Fang Yan's shamelessness and guilt, and they don't know the lazy attitude of life after they are ashamed.

But the unwitting audience in the audience exploded all of a sudden.

"Did you hear that? Teacher Fang actually called that woman mother--oh my God, Teacher Fang's mother is so young and beautiful, and I don't know how she takes care of her-"

"Wouldn't it? My friends and I were all stunned. The whip queen in my mind turned out to be Teacher Fang's mother? Am I not completely hopeless? ”

"I don't think it's like — you see they don't look like each other at all — how could a mother beat her son like that? She can't be Teacher Fang's girlfriend, right? It looks like a good match. ”——

Tang Cheng felt a little regretful in his heart, turned to Qin Yitian and said, "Now that their relationship is clear, it was Teacher Fang's mother who beat the person - fortunately, you didn't go on stage just now, otherwise I don't know how Lu Dao would end." Now you are relieved, right? ”

finally has an opponent who can compete with Qin Yitian, and it is a woman whose aura is not inferior to Qin Yitian. If she gets Teacher Fang Yan done, then wouldn't the success rate of her pursuit of Qin Yitian increase by several percentage points? Such an excellent woman - how did she become Teacher Fang's mother?

Qin Yitian looked at Ye Wenrou on the stage thoughtfully, this woman was very interesting.

As for Tang Cheng's idiot's question, she didn't bother to answer it, and the idiot believed that this woman would be Fang Yan's mother.

Can you understand Fang Yan's distress?

He couldn't let the news that he had been beaten by a woman spread throughout the school, no, it was likely to spread all over Huacheng.

He can't let his image as a male god idol collapse, and he can't let himself become a joke for teachers and students after dinner.

He is Fang Yan who has ideals, dignity and loves face, not Fang Yan who was slapped three times by a woman with a book.

As a teacher, Fang Yan was embarrassed to physically punish his students in this way. Ye Wenrou, that woman - of course, she has done more excessive things, and this kind of thing is not too difficult for Fang Yan to accept.

If it weren't for being too humiliated, if it weren't for the unwillingness to be beaten by Ye Wenrou every year in the presence of countless people from the elders and juniors of the Fang Ye family, or if it wasn't for the fact that they didn't want to become the laughing stock of other families again-they would ask when they met and greeted: Did Fang Yan get up today?

If it weren't for these reasons, why would he have escaped to become a teacher?

However, is there too many people today, and is the scene too grandiose?

As a last resort, Fang Yan had no choice but to come up with this trick.

Men are bitter, men are tired. Men work hard to earn money to support their families, and they are often punished for kneeling.

It is the daughter-in-law who pumps the man, and others will think that the man is really a grandson.

It was the mother who beat the man, and others thought that this man was really a filial son.

Fang Yan called Ye Wenrou 'Mom', in fact, he wanted others to misunderstand that this was an internal conflict in the family.

Besides, isn't it natural for a mother to beat her son?

While they secretly talked about and lamented Teacher Fang's pity, they would also add something like 'Teacher Fang is really a gentle and filial good man', right?

Mother?

The smile on Ye Wenrou's face instantly became extremely stiff, because of the annoyed shyness that made her ears flush.

Obviously, she didn't expect Fang Yan to fight back in such a way.

"Fang Yan, it seems that I haven't seen you for many days, you really haven't changed at all." Ye Gentle stared at Fang Yan with sharp eyes, and said in a cold voice.

"You haven't changed at all. He used to beat me, and now he still beats me......," Fang Yan said. After finishing speaking, he remembered that there was a megaphone pinned to the neckline of his clothes, so he quickly turned around and waved to the students in the audience, and said, "After class, students after class—let's all go back." Go back and get some rest. ”

No one is leaving!

Not a single one left!

Everyone sat quietly, looking at Fang Yan expectantly, waiting for the story to develop—yes, Fang Yan was not mistaken, they did have expectant expressions on their faces. It's like there's an alien coming out.

Fang Yan felt very hurt.

Usually, these guys keep saying that they like Teacher Fang the most, but now that Teacher Fang is in trouble, he doesn't ask them to stand up and draw a knife to help, he just hopes that they will leave quietly, and this little request can't be done - there are a few bastards who actually raised their mobile phones to take pictures of him.

Bastard, what do you mean by taking pictures? Is it possible to take pictures that affect the image like this?

"If you don't go, I'll go." Fang Yan said angrily. He turned to leave. It's better to leave early, and staying any longer will only make him more humiliated.

Wow -

The slender high heels on Ye Wenwen's feet took a step, and once again blocked Fang Yan's way with its tall and delicate body.

Fang Yan's eyebrows were raised, and he said, "Mom, I know that you have some misunderstandings about me, let's go home and talk about these things, okay?" The audience is full of my students, isn't it a joke that we are standing here and making noise? ”

"I used to call me a stinky mother-in-law, but now you call me mom?" Ye Wenrou sneered. "After being a teacher for a few months, do you speak a lot more civilly?"

"Stinky bitch? What a stinky bitch? Fang Yan lowered his voice and said. Turn off the loudspeaker so that the guys in the audience can't hear the conversation between the two of them. "When did I call you a stinky bitch? I don't remember anything like that at all. ”

"Good men don't fight with women, and good dogs don't get in the way. That's what you're talking about, right? ”

"Did I say that?" Fang Yan thought about it seriously and said, "Maybe you said it, right?" We have a dog at home and it's always in my way—"

"The dog's name is gentle." Ye Wenwen answered. "I've seen it. I also fed it meat buns. ”

Fang Yan was angry and said, "Who took this name?" So how can a mighty and domineering dog have such a feminine name? I obviously named it Dongmen Blowing Blood - Miss Ye, I think there are a lot of misunderstandings between us. You go back with me, and I'll explain it to you. You are not satisfied with my explanation, can you hit me again? ”

"Now that you think about it, you have to explain?" Ye Wenrou looked at Fang Yan with a mocking expression, and said, "You ran away from home, abandoned the agreement of the Ye Fang family to compete once a year, and left me alone to end up alone, why didn't you think to explain at that time?" ”

“——”

"You repair a book, name and let people give it to me - stinky woman, old men don't fight women, good dogs don't get in the way. I'm gone, never again. You wrote it, I didn't miss a word, right? At that time, why didn't you think to explain? ”

“——”

"You scolded me for being the first ugly girl in Yanjing, the patriarch of the Yaksha clan, the first honorary president of the International Federation of Ugly Women, and I didn't need makeup to act in ghost movies-you said that you never worried about the war in the world, but you were worried that I wouldn't be able to marry Lu-"

“——”

"You raised a court poodle, named it Ye Wenrou, and when you didn't have anything to do, you threw out the stinky socks worn by your dirty shoes and let it take it back. You call me mom in front of so many people, do you think I'm a fool? If I'm not stupid, why should I give you a chance to explain? ”

Fang Yan looked at Ye Wenrou with a shy expression, and said embarrassedly, "Do you know all this?" ”

"Is there anything else you would like to add?"

"Actually—you've summed it up quite completely." Fang Yan said. "Can you tell me who betrayed me?"

"And then?"

"I'm going to beat him up after I'm beaten." Fang Yan's tone suddenly became murderous. "Is it Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan, these two guys who eat inside and out, I know that the two of them didn't have a good heart when they came to Huacheng to find me, maybe they were the undercover agents you sent——"

Ye Wenrou laughed, looked at Fang Yan and said, "Fang Yan, after so many years, you must not know a secret. ”

"What's the secret?"

"I just like the way you look when you're shameless."

Fang Yandi's heart was pounding, and he asked in surprise, "Are you true?" ”

"Of course." Ye said gently. "In that case, I won't feel guilty at all when I hit you. If you don't hit you, you feel sorry for yourself - can you understand what I'm talking about? ”

As soon as Ye Wen's words were finished, his body rose into the air, like a dragonfly playing with a cat, like an eagle fighting a tiger, and reached out and grabbed Fang Yan's neck.

Fang Yan's body turned, quickly avoiding Ye Gentle's attack.

Ye Wenrou's body has an extremely strong ability to stay in the air, his right hand misses, and his left hand is waved again.

Fang Yan used his right foot as the cone, and his body fled 360 degrees to the periphery.

Ye Wenrou's hands are fast attacking and fighting, which is dazzling.

Fang Yan's body rotated like a tornado, making it impossible to distinguish the real phantom.

Turn!

Turn again!

Plum blossom step, cross doppelganger step, drunken crane riding the wind -

Smack-

Fang Yan's chest was punched by Ye Wenrou.

His body flew upside down and slammed into the wall behind the curtain.

Yikes!

Ye gently landed on one foot, then the high heels were on the ground a little, and his body rose into the air again.

She spread out her body and chased after Fang Yan's body, her feet turned into spears, and kicked towards Fang Yan like lightning in the wind.

Bang bang –

Fang Yan's body was drawn by Ye Wenrou's 'Cloud Piercing Legs', and his body was infinitely taller, crashing towards the tall dome of the auditorium.

Bang Bang –

Fang Yan's head passed through the glazed tiles of the roof, half of his body was outside, and half of his body was swaying underneath.

"The roofs are all holed—" exclaimed one student from the audience.