Chapter 1 Young Children's Bodies and Adult Minds
A spring rain invaded, with a hint of coolness, I couldn't help but let the people walking outside put up their collars, and the umbrellas in their hands also kept swaying in the gusty wind, and the quality was blown over, becoming an irregular funnel-shaped, the umbrella owner was full of panic, hurriedly straightened the umbrella, and was unwilling to whisper two swear words. And those women who love beauty are now even more imageless, their neat hair is blown around by the wind, like grass in the wind, and their elegant and dignified makeup is washed away by the rain, and they don't need to wear makeup if they go to make horror movies.
A cute little boy's laughter echoed in the room, and I saw a child who looked to be at most five or six years old kneeling on a chair with his legs placed close to the window, his immature forearms stacked up and down on the windowsill, his cute little head resting on his arms with his chin propped up, and his big eyes that sparkled with the embarrassment of everyone outside the window turned into a crescent-like smile, and anyone who saw it couldn't help but praise him with a "kawaii". This child is still young now, and when he grows up, with his hooking peach blossom eyes, I don't know how many girls will be among them.
"Zhenlong... Zhenlong, where are you? With a slightly anxious call, our lovely protagonist, Cui Zhenlong's child, responded with a helpless expression that did not match his age: "Inside, grandma, I'm here." ”
"Ah, you dead boy, climbed into the chair again, don't you know how dangerous it is? What if I fall? A middle-aged woman who looked to be nearly fifty years old stepped forward hurriedly, reached out and picked Cui Zhenlong off the chair and put him on the ground, and slapped him twice on his little buttocks.
"Ne, I know, I'm sorry, grandma, not next time!" Cui Zhenlong's child said coquettishly to his grandmother with a flattering expression.
"Hey, I'm really, how many times has this been?! You monkey, you owe a lesson. The middle-aged woman said as she raised her right hand again and struck twice on the boy's buttocks. Cui Zhenlong didn't cry like other children after being beaten, but shook each other's hands with a hippie smile, doing his best to be coquettish, making outsiders look very cute and naughty. The middle-aged woman is also fierce in her mouth, but she still loves her grandson very much, and in the face of this child's coquettishness, her face is also sunny after the rain, and she is defeated.
"By the way, Zhenlong, come and get dressed, we need to go to the hospital quickly." The middle-aged woman suddenly remembered something, hurriedly picked up a children's coat on the sofa, and hurriedly put it on her grandson.
"Why should we go to the hospital? Go and see Oh Mom? Cui Zhenlong's children asked with big eyes while cooperating with their grandmother to put on their coats.
"Yes, your father called to say that your mother's due date was ahead of schedule, and she was about to give birth now, oops, I almost forgot, and I had to inform the child of his father (Grandpa Zhenlong) about it" The middle-aged woman didn't care whether her little grandson could understand her words or not, she crackled and said a lot, and then grabbed the phone and called her husband.
Cui Zhenlong looked at his grandmother who was in a state of panic, and put on his coat silently, "Although it's not the first time that I've given birth to a child, I'm still a little worried, I hope I'm safe." He secretly prayed to the Heavenly God and Buddha, and suppressed the irritability in his heart.
"Gone, Zhenlong!" The middle-aged woman held an umbrella in one hand and took the child's small hand and walked towards the door.
"That's right, Grandma. But what about Zhenzhe? The boy suddenly remembered his younger brother, who was still napping, after all, the child was two years younger than himself, and he was not worried about leaving him alone at home.
"Oh, this, Zhenzhe, I've asked the aunt next door to help take care of it, don't worry."
Hearing that his grandmother had made arrangements, Cui Zhenlong didn't have much to think about, and silently followed her to the hospital to visit his mother.
Cui Zhenlong, who was sitting in the taxi, looked at the rain that was still falling outside the window, and couldn't help but start to be stunned, speaking of which, the real situation of Cui Zhenlong's children is not simple, in fact, in his immature body, there lives an adult soul and mind, that is, a soul traveler in the usual sense.
Cui Zhenlong in his previous life was an ordinary Chinese young man named Liu Yu, the whole person from head to toe, from the inside to the outside, has an ordinary temperament, which is commonly known as "Diao silk", a slightly obese figure with a popular height, and the facial features do not have that kind of three-dimensional sense of Greek sculpture, and the only thing that impresses people on the whole body is that the eyes that are not too big reveal such an aura.
According to these eyes, he was hooked by an ordinary young man who was quite beautiful, and in the words of his fierce girlfriend: "The most attractive thing about your whole body is your hooked eyes, otherwise I would have been kicked into the Mariana Trench." ”
In addition to these, Liu Yu himself is also a senior otaku with hidden attributes, in addition to normal work and dating with his girlfriend on weekdays, he rarely goes out, and there are not many gatherings with colleagues and friends, and he likes to stay in his own nest all day long to read online novels, movies and comics, etc., and under the influence of his girlfriend, he also takes into account listening to Korean music, watching Korean movies and television and variety shows.
Speaking of Liu Yu's girlfriend, it is the standard Ha Han family, from H.O.T, MYTHO, to TVXQ, superjunior, bigbang, shinee, 2PM, CNblue, EXO and that professor Kim so-hyun and other K-pop stars, as long as it is a beautiful man and a man, she likes it, in her original words, "Most of the old lady's side is crooked melons and cracked dates, and the eyes of the Lun family suffer every day. ”
Inspired by her, Liu Yu himself also has a tendency to be assimilated after being exposed to these K-pop star culture for a long time, but the biggest difference with his girlfriend is that everyone understands that he is completely loveless to those beautiful men and stylish men, and he will drool over the members of the girl group such as Girls' Generation, Wondergirls, Kara, T-ara, F(x), and Missa on the screen. Once he changed his mobile phone wallpaper to Kim Taeyeon's beautiful picture, and after being discovered by his girlfriend, he began to make a fuss, and he had to replace the wallpaper with her avatar to calm the turmoil, but pinch, how could Liu Yu give in so easily, he came to a dark plan, the wallpaper still kept his girlfriend's avatar, and replaced the mobile phone screensaver with a beautiful picture of nine people in a young time, and came to a wordless protest.
But it's useless to say these things now, and I don't know which idle egg's painful cosmic power mischievolently let him cross, so he wore it in a deep sleep, and there was no lightning or thunderbolt response from that god, and there was no technical content at all. Now think about his girlfriend's face and figure, Liu Yu himself has verified it himself, it is quite outstanding. Well, now that he's out of his own soul, he doesn't know which wolf he's going to get cheaper.
But what makes Liu Yu feel the most painful is the guilt of his own parents, the son wants to raise but the relatives are not there. Look at the other traversers, except for those who really don't have any nostalgia for the original world or have no heart, as long as they are normal people, after encountering this atypical event, they can shout loudly what has come, then they will be safe, and they will be able to accept the new one with peace of mind after suddenly adapting to the new environment, new interpersonal relationships and even new parents? That's pure.
People's hearts are flesh and blood, farewell to their loved ones is the most painful thing in the world, Liu Yu at the beginning of the crossing, he felt that his heart was torn apart, depressed, and no one to confide, he could only use the most primitive way - "crying" to relieve his inner pain, but fortunately his soul penetrated to a baby, "crying" is the most normal physiological reaction of the baby, and his new parents didn't care about these, if a baby doesn't cry, and pretends to be deep all day long, then hell.
It is said that time can be diluted, this is not true, five years have passed, Liu Yu's pain in his heart has been reduced a lot, he has been using self-comfort to persuade himself, after all, he himself is in his sleep, maybe the world he is in now is just a dream, just like the movie "Inception" tells that the world of dreams is so real, and the time dimension is not the same, and the moment of death is the moment of waking up... But let him commit suicide, uh~ To be honest, he himself doesn't have the courage or the ability to let a tightly wrapped baby commit suicide? That's a joke.
Under the effect of this almost self-hypnosis, he himself slowly calmed down, and began to slowly accept his new identity, a child born in Busan, South Korea in June 1988 - Cui Zhenlong, 6 years old this year (according to the Korean algorithm). Speaking of which, I have to introduce his family situation first. Cui Zhenlong's family is a typical Korean patriarchal family, three generations of grandparents live under the same roof, there are basically no people in the grandfather's generation, and there are not many cousins of the same generation as him, and everyone gathers when worshipping ancestors, one of grandfather's brothers died during the war years, and there are no descendants, it can be said that grandpa is left with a single seedling of him, and now Zhenlong's grandfather is not very old, and he is still working, and he is an ordinary government civil servant. And Grandma Cui Zhenlong is a typical housewife who has no job and takes care of her family as her own responsibility.
And Cui Zhenlong's father has a total of three people in his generation, as the second son in the family, he has an unmarried brother above, that is, Cui Zhenlong's eldest uncle, and a younger sister who is studying in college, that is, Cui Zhenlong's aunt. The next generation is Cui Zhenlong and Cui Zhenzhe, the two brothers, plus the one in Zhenlong's mother's belly who doesn't know if it's a younger brother or a younger sister.
Speaking of which, Cui Zhenlong's uncle is not married yet, which is a bit magical in the eyes of others, why is this? In Korean society, there is a common thinking that if the eldest son is unmarried, the second son will not marry in advance, although this is not explicitly stipulated by the law, but it is also recognized by most Koreans. In fact, this can't blame Cui Zhenlong's uncle, it's not that he doesn't work hard, the key is that Zhenlong's father is too powerful!
The cause of the incident is this, Cui Zhenlong's father Cui Gengyou and mother Park Xiuhui met and fell in love during college, young people, can't stand it, they are always happy after stealing it, but they didn't expect that once the safety measures were not in place, our great Cui Zhenlong classmate changed from a small tadpole to an embryo. Then the two hurriedly held a wedding at the strong request of the older generation of both sides, and then the 20-year-old Choi Geng-woo took a leave of absence to complete the military service that every Korean man must go through, while the equally young Park so-hye took a leave of absence from school to give birth.
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"Zhenlong, we have arrived, you kid, what are you in a daze! Get out of the car! After Cui Zhenlong's grandmother was in a hurry to pay the fare, she dragged Cui Zhenlong out of the car, and the two hurriedly walked into the hospital gate and walked to the reception.
"Hello, Miss Nurse, how do I get to the delivery room?" Grandma asked politely.
"Yes, you can go up the third floor from this staircase and turn left to the bottom." The nurse replied, and our Cui Zhenlong child was obviously more interested in the beautiful nurse's face, and was maliciously speculating in his heart about how many knives had been moved.
"Thank you, I'm really sorry for your trouble!" After thanking her, grandma took Cui Zhenlong's little hand and walked upstairs quickly, regardless of the children behind her who were very difficult to follow, what a child has no human rights!
In the corridor outside the delivery room, Cui Zhenlong's grandfather, grandfather, grandmother, and father have all arrived in advance, and after Cui Zhenlong's grandparents and grandchildren arrived to greet each other, our Cui Zhenlong was embraced by his grandmother who had not seen him for a long time, and a "pop" left a mark on his little face.
"Oh Mo, our family Zhenlong is really getting cuter and cuter, grandma really wants to kill you" After speaking, he kissed again. To be honest, Cui Zhenlong felt quite helpless about the elders' expression, and was embarrassed to refuse, after all, his current body is a child, and it is inevitable to be kissed like this a few times.
"Do we Zhenlong want to have another brother or sister?" Grandma happily teased her precious grandson in her arms.
"Whatever!" Choi Jin-ryong started to be a little nonchalant.
"Yikes! How do you speak? What do you mean by casual? Didn't you be taught etiquette? Answer well. Cui Gengyou saw that his son's perfunctory expression was quite dissatisfied, and immediately took out the posture of a strict father and taught him a good lesson, after all, he himself was often scolded by his father when he was a child.
Cui Zhenlong didn't take his father's scolding to heart, after all, now that this father is younger than his previous life, it is strange that he will be afraid of him. However, my grandmother's question still has to be answered well: "I already have a younger brother Zhenzhe at home, it would be nice to have another sister, I like my sister!" This is what he really thinks, in his previous life, as an only child, he has always longed to have a sister.
Cui and Park are quite calm about Park Xiuhui's childbirth, after all, this is not the first time, and they can happily chat outside the delivery room, and outsiders can't help but complain about how big the nerves of these two families are. At this time, Cui Gengyou seemed to remember something, and said to his father: "Abba, you see that Xiuhui gave birth this time, but the name has not been chosen yet, what do you think is the appropriate name?" Although Cui Gengyou really wants to help the child choose a name by himself, but after all, he is not the master of the house, and he does not have this qualification, so he still has to decide by his father, "Okay, when my grandson is born, it will be time for me to show off" Cui Gengyou thought secretly.
"Is this..."The grandfather of the Cui family began to think about it after listening to his son's words, and after a while, he said: "Let's take a virtuous word, Cui Zhenxian!" I hope that this child can become a virtuous and talented person in the future. ”
Regarding his grandfather's ability to choose a name, Cui Zhenlong complained infinitely in his heart, "The name of this place in Korea is really simple, the male is either Xian, Zhe, You, Yuan, etc., and the female is Hui, En, Cai, Yeon, etc." ”
"Dad, I still have to take a girl's name," Cui Gengyou said.
"Zhenli... If it's my sister, I'll call Cui Zhenli, this name is good! Cui Zhenlong, who was bored and waiting, began to make a mistake again, and preemptively called out the real name of one of the future F(x) double busy, but it is only 93 years now, and the real Cui Zhenli, that is, Cui Xueli, has not been born yet.
"Ah, you stinky boy, is it up to you to choose the name? What a mouth! "Cui Gengyou began to teach his son to pose as a strict father again, hey~, this is a disease, it has to be treated...
But his own Lao Tzu's words made Cui Gengyou's face very exciting, "Cui Zhenli, well, it's really good, if it's a girl, let's call it this." "The head of the Cui family has spoken, and no one has objected anymore.
At this moment, a baby's cry woke everyone up, and everyone looked at the door of the delivery room with anticipation, only to see a nurse in her early thirties walk out and say to the waiting people with a smile: "Congratulations, it's a boy, mother and child are safe." ”
Everyone hurriedly returned the salute and thanked him, the grandfather turned around and glanced at his son, Cui Zhenlong's father nodded slightly, took out a white envelope from the jacket pocket of his suit and handed it to the nurse with both hands, and the other party also accepted it calmly after thanking him. Cui Zhenlong's child, who saw this qiē in his eyes, also sighed secretly: "This kind of thing is almost the same in any country!" ”
But then again, the very domineering and meaningful name "Cui Zhenli" that I chose can't be used today, and I really regret it.