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Fan Xiaotian is a very unreasonable person, in the era when his mother was not born, he can be said to have created this kind of drama mode of "the meaning of saving zài is to be complained about".

This "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie" is looking for a Hong Kong screenwriter team, and there is no idea and outline at all, just a few people sitting together to make jokes. Then according to these paragraphs, fill in the plot one by one. This kind of story, no matter what logic you talk about, what you want is that trembling, as for whether you live or die after trembling, or want to die, it's none of their business.

It was from this product that some talents in China slowly pondered, oh, the TV series could also be played like this, which created the glorious prosperity of the gods and thunders in the sky......

But aside from these, Fan Xiaotian's ability is still very strong, especially the eye of actors. He likes to find the kind of person with a very contrasting image to play, so that as soon as the role comes out, it will give people a secret pleasure, like something terrible.

is like Xu Zheng, who used to act in high-end dramas, and dared to pull others over to play Zhu Bajie. There is also Bai Feifei, this kind of ruthless pseudo-white lotus, others have already been scolded and disabled, but Ya invited Wang Yan to support the scene, so that a dispute between Seven Fei and Seven Fei that can be quarreled for ten years was born.

For the role of Wu Gang, he has been vacillating between Chu Qing and Liu Xiaofeng, and is actually slightly biased towards Liu Xiaofeng. But people made it clear that there was still a drama in their hands, and if they wanted to shoot, they had to run on both sides, and the shooting time would be very unfixed. This is what annoyed the producer the most, so he chose another spare tire.

Although Chu Qingchang is not as handsome as Liu Xiaofeng, his temperament is reasonable. It's also like an ancient son. can't talk about being suave, but there are still some heroes and uprightness.

Of course. The most important point is that Wu Gang always likes to be bare-chested when he cuts down trees, and Chu Qing has exposed the flesh in the pearls, the lines, the skeleton, and the mermaid lines...... With this body, Liu Xiaofeng was directly exploded.

"Morning!"

"Morning!"

Chu Qing greeted the crew and went into the dressing room. raised his eyes and saw where Chen Hong was already sitting.

"Sister Chen Hong is early!"

She was wearing a topless dress similar to that of a woman in the Tang Dynasty, but her upper body was covered with a light pink shawl, which was a bit nondescript. The makeup artist was fiddling with her headdress, her neck couldn't be bent, so she smiled at him in the mirror and said, "From the city?" ”

"Well, it's a little late. Excuse me. Chu Qingdao, after all, people are old, and they have to make a good posture on their faces.

"Is there a traffic jam today?" She asked.

"Uh, I'm on the bus."

Chen Hong glanced at him and said, "It's okay to buy your own car." ”

"Yes." Chu Qing nodded in agreement, and got up again to greet a makeup artist who had just come in: "Morning." Sorry for your help. ”

He and Chen Hong both live in the city, unlike the foreign actors in the group who live in hotels. It's just that Chen Hong drives by himself, he can only take the bus, and it takes four hours to go back and forth on the road a day, but fortunately, the play is very scattered. The intensity is not too high, and it can still be busy.

It would be eight o'clock. Both of them belong to the nature of big cameos, and they can be leisurely. As for Xu Zheng's starring fan, he is sad, if he catches up with the transformation scene, he has to get up at four o'clock in the morning to put on pig's head makeup.

Chu Qing's style is very simple, so simple that the makeup artist smeared a layer of oil paint on his face, sprinkled some gold powder, and then stood up and praised "Ouch, your eyes are so good!" ”

He looked at the golden glitter in the mirror, and said dissatisfiedly: "I have no other place to praise except my eyes, right?" ”

Chen Hong sat next to him, listening to the two of them amusement, and couldn't help but smile. When she smiles, the corners of her mouth will be slightly tilted to the right, which is not only not ugly, but more beautiful.

She is Chinese New Year's Eve now, not old at all according to her age, but it makes people feel that she is very tired, and that tiredness is not on the skin, not on the hands, but in the corners of the eyes and eyebrows.

If you want to say that she is the most beautiful, she still belongs to Wang Zixuan in "Water and Clouds", she is twenty-five years old in her youth, like a summer flower.

"Sister Chen Hong, ...... you" Chu Qing was cooperating with the fake set, and suddenly asked.

"Don't yours, you're so welcome." Chen Hong said with a smile.

As soon as she heard this "you", she remembered the mouth at home, and so did the master, and when she saw the living, it was "you".

"Ah, that," Chu Qing also smiled, and then asked, "Are you filming "Daming Palace Ci"?" ”

"Well, what's wrong?"

"Then did you see Zhou Xun?"

Chen Hong thought for a while and said, "I haven't seen too much, do you know each other?" ”

One of them played the juvenile version and the other played the adult version, and they really didn't have much chance to meet.

"Well, I haven't seen you in a long time." Chu Qing originally wanted to ask if you saw Hu Jing, but forget it, the master is not familiar with it, let alone a maid.

It suddenly occurred to him that he could now meet one or two people he had dealt with wherever he went. Even if it's not direct contact, just talk about it personally, ouch, I know this! That's how it feels......

When asked about Zhou Gongzi, he didn't have any other thoughts, it was pure gossip,

After a while, Chu Qing put on her makeup and went to change her clothes.

He looked at the set of clothes on his body and grinned, white clothes, white pants and white boots, his clothes were open, and there was at least a long golden crown on his head.

What is this, ancient autumn clothes and trousers?

It's still quite cold, and there is a military coat outside, and it will take a while before the filming can start, so he wanders around the shed.

The crew was busy preparing, there was already a big blue screen hanging in the background, and the ground was covered with gray cloth bands, thick and thick, undulating, and there was a white pole in the middle. The terrain was very unnatural, the folds were exaggerated, and there was actually a little sand sprinkled with it, and there was a raised bulge every two meters, like a small crater.

What the hell is this?

Chu Qing secretly lifted a piece of cloth to see what was under the bulge.

"Tsk, you can install a crater with a washbasin, and the props team is really talented."

…………

There are too many branches of this drama, the characters are too mixed, and many of them are cameos, and they have to flash after a few days of filming, so they are divided into two groups, and the director also has two.

"Aoko. OK? Meng Ji Chong was reading the script, Chu Qing asked. He was the director of this group, and at first I thought it was a stage name. Later, I felt that it should be my real name, and Xiaobawang's mother is also surnamed Meng.

“ok！”

Chu Qing took a few deep breaths to relieve his little heart that was devastated by the out-of-tune lines. Compared with this, Qiong Yao's drama is a scumbag, and he still throws himself into the net.

This is the interior of a small wooden house, with a bed, table and chairs, candles and ornaments on the walls. There is a faint spray of dry ice in the corner, creating a very cheap fairy atmosphere.

Chu Qing took off his military coat and walked to his position.

"Wow!"

Both men and women are a soft shout.

The lights were dim and cold, shining on his chest and abdomen. Unlike the eight-pack abs with clear ravines like the third master, Chu Qing's muscles are not tough at all, but a little soft. In particular, the lines of the whole body, under the cold light, spread out smoothly like flowing water, without a sense of awkwardness.

Moreover, under Mengji's special instructions, his trouser waist was still very low. Expose a few, well, let's just say this thing is a thread......

Being watched by so many people, Chu Qing felt a cold back, and suddenly remembered the vegetable market he often went to in his hometown. There is a pig killer in the innermost, and the business is very good. Of course. He didn't kill pigs, he was a pig on the board, and the white flesh was scalded by boiling water, and there was a fairy family atmosphere coming out of the "swoop".

“anetbsp;“ Hmmm......"

Chu Qing's mood changed instantly, stretching his waist, showing off his chest and abdomen, and letting out a very angry moan. Then he twisted his neck, hugged his two arms like a watermelon, looked at the mirror with an extremely obsessive look, and muttered: "Such a good body, in front of you......"

"Cards!"

Meng Ji shuddered and blurted out to stop.

Ya's expression just now was too terrifying, with that tone, there was no feeling of a playboy preparing to tease a girl, but like a pervert preparing to practice "Sunflower Treasure Book".

"You just fell in love with each other!" Meng Ji waved his hand and said, "Exaggerate, be funny." ”

"Okay, Director."

"Do it all over again!"

Chu Qing did the same action again, but the extreme infatuation was transformed from his eyes to his lines.

"Such a good body, in front of you, on the first day, you can not be tempted, but on the tenth day, you can ......"

He rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "You can also not be tempted." Then the voice changed, just like an apartment administrator planning to seduce Tuandi's wife, and said: "But you can hold back the first day of junior high school, I don't believe you can hold back more than fifteen, you will be mine one day!" ”

"Okay, pass!"

Mengji slapped his face twice and said, "Qingzi, not bad!" ”

Chu Qing smiled and didn't argue anything, even though his opinion of the character of Wu Gang was completely different from that of the director.

In the next game, he strode to the surface of the moon with his axe, spat into the palm of his hand, and began to chop at the white pole. In this later stage, it is going to be cut into a tree, but I don't dare to make a lot of effort, for fear of cutting it down.

It is said that when making special effects, this background was made to be a kind of daring foot in the vast universe, and he could see a water-blue earth spinning above his head.

In the place where the camera can't scan on the side, there is also a ladder, and a second cargo squats on it and sprinkles some petals down from time to time.

What line does the osmanthus tree cut without petals? It's not fucking real at all!

Over there, Chen Hong ran to the window with the big rabbit in his arms, and began to peep hungry and thirsty.

It is said that Chang'e was imprisoned in the Guanghan Palace by the Jade Emperor, and the only action that can be seen similar to "pumping, inserting, pumping, inserting" for thousands of years is that a man is chopping, pulling, chopping, pulling......

What realm does this have to be?

Chu Qing tilted her head slightly, her eyes squinted, and a beauty peeping appeared, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and said proudly: "Look! Look! While wielding the axe, he said, "I can see your heart bloom!" It makes your heart flutter! ”

When he said this kind of funny line, his whole body was cold, but he was really sweating, cold sweat, dripping down his neck and sliding over his firm chest.

Chen Hong turned his head in a panic and forced himself to calm down: "I won't look at it anymore, if he looks at him every day, it won't be beautiful!" ”

said that he hesitated again, and made excuses for himself: "But I'm a woman, I just watch it today, and I won't watch it again from tomorrow onwards......"

If you don't say that the screenwriter is not benevolent, one is arrogant, one is second, and there are two goods that match each other, and I didn't write it together. Just playing this kind of divine friendship, the divine friendship has been for thousands of years, Nima doesn't care about the fungus or the plantain, has it already been pumped, okay?

Chu Qing saw that the beauty was reluctant to come back, and became more and more proud, and officially began to flirt, and read very rhythmically: "Seeing my sister smiling, apricot eyes and peach cheeks are beautiful." The green silk is pulled into a bun, and a pair of autumn waves are like crystals. ”

He has some experience in acting such a joke now, and he is not as restrained and twisted as before. It's just that he feels a little schizophrenic at the moment, his movements, expressions, and thoughts all reveal a sense of stupidity, but he doesn't feel funny at all, because he treats this scene with a very strict attitude.

Every subtle change in expression and tone of voice has been conceived in his head for a long time, and he thinks that this is a serious performance, not a playful funny.

Chen Hong leaned against the window and glanced at him, happy and reserved, and said: "Who is rare about your little honey mouth, singing every day, singing every day, singing the same, can you have something fresh?" ”

Chu Qing seemed to hear her thoughts, and turned sideways to cut at a different angle, and the little honey mouth was vomiting...... actually started singing: "The face is like a peach blossom with night rain, and the cherry is a small mouthful of red lips ......"

"Cards!"

"What's wrong, Director?"

He was stunned and poked his axe on the ground, puzzled if he had made any mistakes just now.

"Uh...... It's okay, and it's going to be done. ”

Mengji was also embarrassed, opened his mouth and didn't say anything, looking weird.

Chu Qing shrugged his shoulders and continued to sing: "Sister is a smart person, please invite my sister to be happy." ”

There had to be a high note here, or a very continuous high note, and he picked it up very seriously, and it was all torn out of his throat.

"Cards!"

Mengji directly threw the headphones out, and couldn't help shouting: "Qingzi! Can you have a sentence in tune? ”

(After reading the pearl and watching Zhu Bajie, I really died by myself...... ）