The next morning, Lin Hongqiang got into the tent of the three girls. I saw the three of them sleeping with pink butts.

Lin Hongqiang raised his legs, one person and one kick. "Hurry up, the sun is shining on your buttocks!"

The three girls rubbed their eyes and sat up. Wang Tingting is still a violent temper. "Lin Hongqiang, do you want to die!"

"You go out, we're going to get dressed!"

The three girls tacitly pulled up the list and blocked it in front of their chests.

"Didi ......" Instructor Lu's whistle sounded again, and all the classmates scolded their mothers together.

"Five minutes to wake up, gather at seven!" Instructor Lu shouted.

The sound of hula and la came and went, and after a while, everyone was dressed. Two lines were formed on the grass at the foot of the mountain.

"Stand upright!"

"Count!"

"One, two, three......"

There are quite a few people, and it seems that everyone slept well last night. Even Cang Meng persevered, not to mention the others.

"Today is the first day of my military training! I hope you will show a little courage and don't let people laugh at us. ”

"Poof...... I don't know that guy farts at this time.

Everyone pursed their mouths, you look at me, I look at you, and they all shook their heads to indicate that they didn't put it themselves.

"Don't laugh!" Instructor Lu could not take this opportunity to be angry. Even if you're an instructor, you can't help but let people fart!

But Lin Hongqiang knows who put this fart, except for Liu Hao who can release such a charming fart, who else can there be! He had learned Liu Hao's mastery before, and he also made him the king of fart.

"Lin Hongqiang, out of the ranks!"

Lin Hongqiang stepped out of the team in two steps, gave a military salute to Instructor Lu and said, "Yes!" ”

"What's so funny, let's share it!" Instructor Lu said with his hands and legs behind his back.

Lin Hongqiang didn't squint, "Report to the instructor, that's the old student who is like Peking Opera, and his singing voice is desolate and simple." So I laughed! ”

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Liu Hao's frightened back, if Lin Hongqiang said that the fart was released by himself. This man is a big loss today!

Fortunately, Lin Hongqiang also talked about buddy spirit and did not expose himself in public.

"You love to laugh so much!" Instructor Lu said and glanced at all the students. I saw a guy in the sixth class of the sophomore who kept his face black. "Since you love to laugh so much, you can let everyone laugh together!"

Lin Hongqiang thought, is this a disguised way to make himself ugly?

"Instructor, may I tell a joke?"

"Yes!"

Lin Hongqiang turned back, cleared his throat and said, "Once upon a time, there was a girl who was a long water spirit. The family has money and high vision. The standard rich second generation is too hot in summer and cold in winter. So one day, she called Yahuan over and said, 'You go to the street and bring me a handsome guy back, I want to see a handsome guy!' ’。 A thousand Yahuan were unhappy, ten thousand were reluctant, and they scolded in their hearts when they went out. Miss Fat Pig, I still want to see handsome guys! When I got to the street, Yahuan ......"

Wu Zhigang coaxed and said, "Report! We've heard this joke 10,000 times. Yahuan came to the street and brought back a donkey called it. When the young lady saw it, her long face and big ears were extraordinary, and she immediately fell in love at first sight. But when he looked down, he immediately shook his head and said. It's not going to work, it's too big, it's like a donkey's......"

The girls blushed and the boys burst into laughter.

Lin Hongqiang will make this joke, and let Wu Zhigang finish it in a hurry. Is this kid sent by God to punish himself?

"Everyone laughed, I can be in the ranks!" Lin Hongqiang looked at Instructor Lu and asked.

Instructor Lu pointed to the black face of Class 6 and said, "He didn't laugh!" You make him laugh, I'll put you in the ranks, or do three hundred push-ups. ”

Lin Hongqiang looked at it, wasn't that a wild boar that peed his pants on the bus? No wonder he doesn't laugh, this kid can't wait to eat himself to get rid of his hatred. However, Lin Hongqiang still had his own beliefs, and he walked to the wild boar.

"Wild boar, give my brother a smile!" Lin Hongqiang said with a big grin.

The wild boar shook its head, not the bird Lin Hongqiang. It's because of Lin Hongqiang that now his girlfriends have dumped him.

Lin Hongqiang didn't want to do 300 push-ups on the ground on this hot day. If it weren't for the time when he came to military training, the head teacher Zhu Die repeatedly told himself not to cause trouble here. He had already beaten Instructor Lu Haibian.

"You don't laugh so much!" Lin Hongqiang suddenly whispered a threat to the wild boar.

The wild boar knew that he couldn't beat Lin Hongqiang, and he took a step forward. "Report to the instructor, Lin Hongqiang threatened me. If I don't laugh, you're going to beat me up when I go back to school! ”

Nima, when did you say you were going to beat you up? Besides, do you still need to pick a place to beat you? Lin Hongqiang's face is black, this kid is playing yin. I can't make you laugh if I don't believe in myself.

Lin Hongqiang didn't stop doing anything, and reached out to grab the boar's chest. There was a violent rubbing.

"You...... Shameless! "The boar's face was already black, but now it's even darker.

Lin Hongqiang grinned, and all the sophomores saw this scene in their eyes.

"This guy is really good at playing tricks!"

"Together! Together! A group of people shouted.

The boar grinned and turned his face to show a shy expression. The agitation of the early morning reached its peak at this time.

Lin Hongqiang turned his head very proudly and said to Instructor Lu: "Did you see it, he smiled!" ”

"Alright, let's get in the ranks! Don't be embarrassed there! ”

Indeed, Lin Hongqiang's behavior is really unbearable to look at. Cang Meng was about to vomit when she saw it, "You actually grabbed a boy's breast!" ”

"It's called unscrupulous means to achieve the end, if he doesn't laugh again, I'll put him flat on the spot!" Lin Hongqiang said prodigiously.

Cang Meng innocently asked: "What are you going to do when you let him go!" ”

Wu Zhigang said: "What else do you say, two big men, just to do it!" ”

"Wu Zhigang, I found that your kid is getting worse and worse! Damn, he always stabs me in the back in the ass. Lin Hongqiang said to Wu Zhigang with a little thumbs up.

The brotherhood between two people does not need to be said again. If something happens to Wu Zhigang, Lin Hongqiang will be desperate to get him out of trouble. And Lin Hongqiang has something to do, and Wu Zhigang is also willing to stick a knife in his two coercies. This is brotherhood!

But in front of people, especially girls. Both of them are unwilling to give up the opportunity to be in the limelight, and they are certainly comfortable to be favored by the girl.

The morning run of 800 meters in the morning began, and Instructor Lu gave an order. The students are running forward in unison!

"What's this mountain called?" Lin Hongqiang asked.

Wu Zhigang shook his head, and he said, "I know what the girl's mountain is called!" ”

Xi Jing slapped Wu Zhigang's waist, and Wu Zhigang immediately shut up.

Lin Hongqiang set his eyes on Wang Tingting, and saw a pair of protrusions of Xiao Nizi jumping up and down. I haven't seen you for a few days, and it's a big ring!

"Tingting, do you know what mountains are here?" Lin Hongqiang asked Wang Tingting with a stream of anger in his teeth.

Wang Tingting saw that Lin Hongqiang's eyes had been staring at her, and she raised one arm and pretended to inadvertently hold up her jumping rabbit. Now she feels it herself, and this pair is really getting bigger. It's twice as big as before, although it's very proud. But there are also troubles.

It's like now, when a group of people run, their chests are always beating. Those guys who have colored hearts and no color guts are always staring at themselves.

Lin Hongqiang is one of them, since the last time he was afraid of thunder, he touched the wrong room. After he did that to himself, his chest began to swell more and more. I can't wear any underwear I bought before.

"This is Snake Mountain!" Wang Tingting held a pair of giant peaks and said breathlessly.

Cang Meng was startled, "What! Snake Mountain! I'm most afraid of snakes! ”

"It's called Snake Mountain because it looks like a long, winding snake from a distance. It's not that there really are snakes here! Wang Tingting felt that she couldn't run.

Lin Hongqiang also saw it, and he stretched out a finger and tapped it on Wang Tingting's Quyang acupoint.

It's the quickest way to regain your strength, and it's even more effective than drinking Red Bull.

"Don't touch me!" Wang Tingting turned around and said to Lin Hongqiang angrily.

Cang Meng slapped Lin Hongqiang and said, "Why do you always do things to others." Yesterday at the coffee ......"

Lin Hongqiang raised his index finger and shushed. He said, "Stop talking! No one is when you're dumb! ”

"Him! This is the kind of person who wants to hook up when he sees a beautiful girl. Wang Tingting now completely regards Lin Hongqiang as her friend. Let the past pass, there's no need to dwell on it.

"Stand ...... Decide! Instructor Lu shouted, and the students immediately stood down. It was early in the morning, and I didn't even eat, so I ran 800 meters. You know, these people are all young masters and young ladies from big families. Usually I have been abused like this!

A boy in Class 3 suddenly fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth. The people next to him screamed.

Instructor Lu squeezed into the crowd and glanced at the boy. Then he said, "It's heat stroke!" ”

Lin Hongqiang also squeezed over. "Nima, what heat stroke. It's almost August now, and I'm still suffering from heat stroke. I think you're in the water! ”

Lin Hongqiang could see that this classmate had an epilepsy. He crouched down and pressed his thumb against his man.

"Bring the water!" A classmate next to him handed over a bottle of water.

Lin Hongqiang took a sip, and then sprayed it on his face with a pop.

"Hmm!" The man let out a long breath and slowly opened his eyes.

As soon as Instructor Lu saw that Lin Hongqiang still knew some medical skills, he said to him: "Lin Hongqiang, or you don't have to participate in military training." We happen to be short of a doctor, so you can be a doctor for us! ”

Lin Hongqiang stood up, looked at Instructor Lu, who was a lot shorter than himself, and said, "It's okay to be a doctor, but you have to let me go back to the city." I'm going to buy some medicine! ”

"You write out the medicine list, and I'll have someone bring the medicine!" Instructor Lu is not a fool, he can also see it. Lin Hongqiang's physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and there is no need for him to participate in military training at all. Even a man as good as the king of soldiers is no match for him.

Lin Hongqiang said: "Then so be it! I can't just be a doctor, I also need a nurse. ”

Instructor Lu saw that the relationship between Lin Hongqiang and Cang Meng was not ordinary. I also happened to take this opportunity to let Cang Meng withdraw from military training. If you really make this little girl out of the way, you will offend Secretary Guo.

"You pick!" Instructor Lu thought that Lin Hongqiang would definitely pick Cangmeng.

"Wang Tingting, Yu Wenxue, Cang Meng, Wu Zhigang, Liu Hao, Xi Jing!" Lin Hongqiang pointed out six people in one breath.

Instructor Lu was stunned, "Lin Hongqiang, you picked so many people, are you going to an African refugee camp?" We're not Red Cross ......."

Lin Hongqiang looked at Instructor Lu innocently and said, "My medical team wants so many people!" ”

"Good, good, good! That's all there is to you! ”

Seeing Instructor Lu turn around and leave, Wu Zhigang said, "Big brother, it's interesting enough!" ”

"Don't think that if I call you out, you can be like me. I have something for you to do! Lin Hongqiang squinted his eyes and said.