1087 No One Will Laugh at You
"I know it's a big pit, I'm still jumping, am I stupid?" Yun Zhan rolled his eyes directly.
"Huh...... It doesn't matter if you're stupid or whatever, that's not the point. Hang Hanyu said with a smile.
"So what's the point?" Yun Zhan asked instinctively, although he didn't want to talk to Hang Hanyu anymore, he always unconsciously let Hang Hanyu go around with words.
"The point is, why did you blush just now?" Hang Hanyu asked playfully.
"Uh......" In an instant, Yun Zhan wanted to slap himself twice, knowing that this woman was still entangled in this issue, why did he follow her?
"Huh...... If you don't say it, I can actually guess it. ”
"Uh......" Yun Zhan rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You think you are a god, you can guess anything?" ”
Hang Hanyu said with a smile: "I'm not a god, I'm a human, just a person who understands you better." ”
"......" Yun Zhan was speechless, because he felt that what Hang Hanyu said was a fact, and this woman always guessed his thoughts, huh...... This woman is not only human, but also a terrible person.
If it is an enemy, the consequences are unimaginable, but fortunately, this woman is not an enemy, but his friend, and of course, it may be his close lover in the future.
Although Yun Zhan expressed his desire to end the topic, Hang Hanyu didn't want to end there, but glanced at Yun Zhan and continued: "If my guess is right, you are thinking about me. ”
"Uh...... You're thinking too much. ”
Hang Hanyu ignored Yun Zhan, but continued: "Or let's put it this way, you dreamed, and you dreamed of me. ”
"Are you feeling too good about yourself as a woman?" Yun Zhan asked angrily.
"I don't know if it's good, but I trust my feelings and trust my judgment." Hang Hanyu said slowly.
"Judgment? How do you judge? ”
"Huh...... Depending on the position in which you sleep. ”
"What position do I sleep in?" Yun Zhan's curiosity hooked Hang Hanyu again.
Hang Hanyu said jokingly: "Because you are sleeping with the quilt, if my guess is right, you will treat the quilt as a woman, and also as me." ”
Yun Zhan pursed his lips and said angrily: "You really don't feel good about yourself, even if I sleep with the quilt, I don't think of you, can't I be my wives?" ”
Yun Zhan did not refute the fact that he was holding the quilt, the facts were in front of him, and he couldn't refute it, because he was still holding the quilt at this time, and even his legs were clamping the quilt.
"Hehe......" Hang Hanyu said with a playful smile: "If you treat the quilt as your wife, then why do you blush, it's an old husband and wife, do you need to blush?" Do you think anyone would believe such an excuse? ”
"Uh......"
"Huh...... So you took the quilt as me, maybe you hugged me in your dream last night, and even in your dream, something good happened to the two of us, right? ”
"Dreaming? Not really? Yun Zhan asked instinctively.
"Huh...... Your reaction has betrayed you, which means that my guess is correct, that you did dream of me, and that we did good things in our dreams. ”
Hang Hanyu smiled, then shrugged his shoulders and said: "Although I guessed, I still regret to tell you, you are indeed just dreaming, the two of us have not really achieved good things, it is a pity to think about it now, I knew that you had me in your heart, I should have molded into your room last night and cooked the raw rice into rice, anyway, you will not refuse me in your dream." ”
Although Hang Hanyu guessed the truth, Yun Zhan did not react excessively, but breathed a sigh of relief, it was a dream, if it was true, then it would be troublesome, then he would really fall, how would he "take revenge" in the future?
Hang Hanyu glanced at Yun Zhan, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, whether you are relieved because we didn't really succeed, or regret because our good deeds are not true, it doesn't matter now." ”
"So what's important?" Yun Zhan asked suspiciously.
"The important thing is that you get up right away."
"Why?"
"Didn't you rush here just to see that Matur? He's already here, and he's in the hall downstairs with Gong Huaxing, and he's been waiting for you for a while, so I think you should summon him. ”
"Oh...... Then I'll get up! Yun Zhan wanted to sit up, but he seemed to think of something again, turned his head to look at Hang Hanyu, and said, "Can you go out for a while?" ”
Hang Hanyu said with a smile on his face: "Go out?" Hehe...... What are you worried about? ”
"What are you worried about?" Yun Zhan rolled his eyes angrily.
"Don't worry, I won't eat you."
"You're a woman, can't you be a little reserved?" Yun Zhan felt that he was about to make this woman who was even more shameless than himself mad.
"Reserved?" Hang Hanyu pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "It's useless to hold a fart for a bastard like you." ”
"Uh...... You don't have a face, I still have a face! ”
"Shameless? Haha......" Hang Hanyu put his hands on his waist and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Yun Zhan asked puzzled, he scolded her, she could still laugh, this woman is sick, right?
"I'm shameless, and I won't have that kind of dirty dream, right?" Hang Hanyu did not answer the rhetorical question.
"Uh......" Yun Zhan was speechless in an instant, and a round of blushing appeared on his face, although Yun Zhan didn't admit it, but Hang Hanyu himself guessed that they had succeeded in Yun Zhan's dream, but this is also a fact, how can he refute it?
Hang Hanyu said with a smile: "I don't know what you're shy?" Since we've both dreamed of rolling the sheets, I don't have a problem even if I see you get up and change, right? ”
"Hmph...... No matter what you say, and whether these speculations you just made are true or not, but I have to tell you that as long as you are here, I will not be able to get up, what if Matur comes? Let him wait, and when you go out, I will get up to meet him. Yun Zhan said angrily like a child.
Although Yun Zhan didn't really care about getting up and changing clothes in front of a woman, he couldn't do it now.
Just kidding, if he stood up and let the woman find the marks on the sheets, where would his old face be placed?
Does he still have a face in front of Hang Hanyu?
So for the sake of a man's dignity, he decided that as long as Hang Hanyu didn't leave, he wouldn't get up.
"Hehe......" Hang Hanyu looked at Yun Zhan and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Yun Zhan asked with some vigilance, he could feel that Hang Hanyu's smile this time had a deep meaning, and it seemed to be quite dangerous to him.
Hang Hanyu raised his eyebrows, looked at Yun Zhan and pursed his lips disdainfully, and said, "Isn't it just that when I dreamed, I couldn't help but leave two small maps on my pants and sheets?" What's there to be shy about? ”
"Ah...... How do you know? Yun Zhan exclaimed incredulously.
"Why don't you know?" Hang Hanyu did not answer the rhetorical question.
Yun Zhan shouted angrily: "You are so shameless, you actually secretly lifted my quilt to peep when I was asleep, it was too obscene." ”
"I'm peeping?" Hang Hanyu laughed and said disdainfully: "I'm not a voyeur, I'm really bright, okay?" ”
"Is voyeurism justified?" Yun Zhan laughed angrily.
"Huh...... I didn't really peep, but I saw it as soon as I came in, and when I came in, you didn't seem to be awake, so you didn't cover up those two maps, so I saw them at the first time. ”
"This ......" Yun Zhan was no longer angry, now he just wanted to find a crack in the ground and then get into it, it was really embarrassing.
"Huh...... Haven't you always been shameless? What's going on today? ”
"I ......"
"Alright, alright!" Hang Hanyu looked at Yun Zhan's depressed appearance, his mood was so comfortable, he waved his hand with a smile on his face, and said: "I know that you are a big man and have face, don't worry, I will never say anything about this matter." ”
"Are you sure you don't want to say it?" Yun Zhan asked with some anxiety, if this matter was known to many people, then his face would be thrown to the Pacific Ocean.
"I'm a man of my word." Hang Hanyu responded seriously.
"Then I'll trust you for now!"
"Huh...... Now that I've seen it, can you get up? Hang Hanyu asked with a smile.
"You get out, I'll get up again." Although all the qiē had been exposed, Yun Zhan still insisted on his initial opinion.
Hang Hanyu said with a smile: "It's really funny that you are still shy in Yunzhan." All right! Since you're so shy, I'll get out of here, lest you bastard say that I have bad intentions. ”
"Uh...... You have bad intentions towards me. Yun Zhan said depressedly.
"Huh...... That's right! Hang Hanyu smiled, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, there are still people waiting outside, if I stay too long, it will make people think too much, so I still go out." ”
"That's pretty much it!" Yun Zhan also smiled, and then looked at the back of Hang Hanyu, who had already walked to the door, and reminded: "Don't talk about this matter today!" ”
"Don't worry!" Hang Hanyu didn't reach out his head, shook it, and said, "Except for me, no one will know, and no one will laugh at you." ”
"Uh......" Yun Zhan was depressed, could it be that Hang Hanyu is not a human?
Well...... What Yun Zhan cares about most is that Hang Hanyu will laugh at him, what face will he have to face this woman in the future?
You know, if the women of the Yun family know about it, so if they laugh at him, he will not hesitate to give them their butts, after all, they are all his wives, and spanking will not be embarrassing, and it is even a mood.
And if outsiders laugh at him because of this, he can directly make up for others, or even kill people.
However, in the face of Hang Hanyu, Yun Zhan found that neither of these methods worked!